Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

:lol: I seriously hope this guy isn't for real, I know I ain't the sanest person but really...

http://lonewolfman.deviantart.com/journal/ Read them, bad english, delusions, this one's got them all. :twisted:

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

The relay bad that hapond was the spell I was working on today back fierd and gave me a nasty bern on my arm. Eny one know a remady for a demon fier burn?

we've all been there before buddy. Demon fier burns are awful.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

It's teh male werewolf occult arts master Kimmaugh.

Klatu Verata Nictu!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

I get the feeling he's a teenager. First, he mentions getting a school ID. Second, he mentions his mother and brother like he is still living with them. Third, he is the worst speller I have ever seen. Finally (and most importantly) there is angst. Mighty fuckloads of it.

well i am extremly depresd b/c I have no GF and my life suck b/c no one loves me. i am pissed b/c no one understands me, and i havent had sex for 6 months now and all that sexual tenchon is getting to me. i am starting to think maybe I should satr selling my body b/c i just dont care any more no one cares for me so why should I care about myself. And I want to die. I am so alone. And no one try to help me I am beond help.

Of course it could just be a joke, but I don't know. He mentions wanting to die roughly 6,000 times. He also seems paranoid. He says that "being a Werewolf is not a EZ thing it is more dangerus than anthing." Then he mentions something about always looking over his shoulder. Then there's the "fire" thing which just may be self-inflicted. I'm not a shrink, however, so I could just be blowing smoke.

Ruggy · Qualificator Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Posts: 10

Hey. I lurked here for a while, but I guess I... don't anymore.

I scanned the guy's journal, and the last one shown in full text at the bottom of the page was this -

"this war has killed someny of my freinds and famaly (werewolf freinds and werewolf famaly) that i am pissed off to the point of going to vamp sentral and killing all of them no mater what! But if i did that, that would be suiside."

War? "Vamp sentral"? Isn't there supposed to be some roleplay-ish thing where werewolves and vampires hate each other or somesuch? I mean, I don't think any countries that actual wars/conflicts are happening in have been dubbed "vampire central" by anyone, unless I'm just that far behind in current events.

Maybe he's trying to roleplay or start some in-character journal thing and failing. The only thing he seems to use dA for is a journal service, which would some sort of sense if that was what he was doing (except for the idea of using deviantart as a journal service and nothing else. It's like using a hummer for the cupholders.). Maybe all it is is his being crap at writing/roleplaying-thing, and being under the illusion that angst immediately makes any character deep and intriguing.

Ooor he could just actually be that deluded. I didn't really read that closely - I just saw something I thought interesting.

Edit: Okay, nevermind. Poking through the rest of those entries, I have absolutely no clue what's going on. WTF. :(!

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 408

This depreshen is geting wors.
Is there enything that can help me?
Is there an escape from it?
No.

At this point I'd be more than glad to dig up the good old try suicide pic.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

You should see the comment he left on the bot's page, asking how to remove copyright from a picture so he could post it. It says on his front page that he's 17 anyway.

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

"this war has killed someny of my freinds and famaly (werewolf freinds and werewolf famaly) that i am pissed off to the point of going to vamp sentral and killing all of them no mater what! But if i did that, that would be suiside."

War? "Vamp sentral"? Isn't there supposed to be some roleplay-ish thing where werewolves and vampires hate each other or somesuch? I mean, I don't think any countries that actual wars/conflicts are happening in have been dubbed "vampire central" by anyone, unless I'm just that far behind in current events.

It sounds as if this LoneWolfman has watched "Underworld" one time too many. Whether he's roleplaying in the wrong place or he's actually bonkers is anybody's guess.

Charisma · Venter Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 234

perhaps its just a fictional character's archieve. People do have character Livejournal's and I've even seen people post their character's own art before, so I don't think this is actually supposed to be a real person at all. Good idea mind you, could be a very helpful way of creating a character's personality for RPs.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Sort of like having one's cat or poodle appearing to keep a LiveJournal?

LSH · Qualificator Joined: 30 Sep 2004 Posts: 32

more or less, yeahm, really bad typing, I see no signs that this guy is doing it on purpose. that would be one thing, one of my freinds did that for a while with his MMO character, unfortuneatly the page died of inactivity after the charater died. it was some thing like this:

hhhjewellop yoju reedraz, findddddday, killdthatstiudhobbit.

if you understood he was an ogre, msade more sense, lack of intellegence and oversize digits. make for poor typing.

Dr. Dos · Venter Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 244

http://www.livejournal.com/users/ripley_the_cat/

Ripley the Cat leads such an exciting life that you probably have already seen before but regardless I will post about.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Venter Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 258

http://www.livejournal.com/users/ripley_the_cat/

Ripley the Cat leads such an exciting life that you probably have already seen before but regardless I will post about.

He needs to sit back and take it easy. He could seriously hurt himself doing the things he does.

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

perhaps its just a fictional character's archieve.

That does make sense, but DeviantArt seems to be the wrong place for it. He should've gotten a LiveJournal. But maybe he plans on posting the (undoubtedly angst-expressing) art he makes while in werewolf mode.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

angst-expressing

You've just created a new Sniglet.... "angstspressing."

Charisma · Venter Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 234

I TRIED speaking to him, but he insists he's a werewolf and now leaves annoying comments on my page. Oh well, I don't get it. The End.