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Anonymous
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Posted: 1/6/2005 9:54:14 PM     Post subject: To burn? Or not to burn... Fursuit head say goodbye!  

Ok, as I had posted in another thread (http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=845&start=45)
I have a fursuit headpeice which I have retired for a multitude of reasons.
Reason number 1- it just plain sucks.
when I got into the furry fandom I was so eager to get a fursuit that this "thing" appeared and I was willing to wear it.

Pictures:



This of course being featured on CYD's latest article.

FYI: I broke up with the guy in the fox suit a long time ago.. and for those of you who know "Blair" on this forum... he is my (soon to be) husband.
Don't worry, we don't plan on making any of these kind of pictures... well, at least we wont be posting them on the internet! Hah!

Anyway, back on topic..
I plan on letting go of this monstrosity, and in the proccess providing prime entertainment for folks here on the CYD forums.
I set up a list of options on what to do with "fatbat"
Should I ...
a) burn it with fire (and post pics)
b) sell it on e-bay for someone else to burn it with fire (and post pics)
c) keep it for memories (..)
d) taco

Seems D is a popular choice so far... but I'll leave it up to you guys to make the final choice.

A word of warning.. the "fatbat" headpeice is made from fur and plastercast.. and I'm not sure how it will burn...
If anybody else could come up with another way to get rid of it, please mention.

Edit: Out of respect for my ex I've removed him from the photo.
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Posted: 1/6/2005 10:01:56 PM     Post subject:  

Im still going with D


But we have to think about the ENVIROMENT HERE.
all that plastic and shit burning... very bad. or it wont burn at all cuz its plaster.


Heres an idea.. abandon it in humourous way. Like Im thinking put it over the head of some statue or something like that. Or leave it on someone's doorstep ring the bell and run away. Thats what I would do.
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:34:01 AM     Post subject:  

I'm tempted to say "burn it", but as you stated, it's flammability and fire-safety is questionable.

So how about take a hammer to it? That's always fun!
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:35:29 AM     Post subject:  

Im still going with D


But we have to think about the ENVIROMENT HERE.
all that plastic and shit burning... very bad. or it wont burn at all cuz its plaster.


Heres an idea.. abandon it in humourous way. Like Im thinking put it over the head of some statue or something like that. Or leave it on someone's doorstep ring the bell and run away. Thats what I would do.


I second the "humor" idea.. The funnier the better. Make sure you document the event so it can be shared. :) I can't come up with anything really funny at the moment, but think along the lines of the various Mess-with-the-public-from-a-distance shows like Trigger Happy TV (of course), the show "Caught" on CourtTV and the like :)

I once lived in a major ghetto, and anything I threw away would be inspected by the people that would scavage the garbage for recylcables and goodies, and I could see them from my apartment window. I always considered somehow making a fake dead body or something and leaving it in there for them to find, and recording the result from my window, but I never did anything.

Is there anything visible from your house/apartment windows that the public uses, such as a porta-pottie at a construction site, parking lots, etc?

I'm not a huge fan of just wonton destruction, so simply burning it seems kind of pointless.. Though its yours to do with as you wish of course!
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Posted: 1/7/2005 3:16:59 AM     Post subject:  

Run it though a woodchipper, they can destroy anything, and afterword you can have a bage of shreded fursuit head bits to hand out as party favors at the wedding. :twisted:

Later

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Posted: 1/7/2005 7:57:56 AM     Post subject:  

My opinion: What subversive said.
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Posted: 1/7/2005 8:16:50 AM     Post subject:  

I second the "humor" idea.. The funnier the better. Make sure you document the event so it can be shared. :) I can't come up with anything really funny at the moment, but think along the lines of the various Mess-with-the-public-from-a-distance shows like Trigger Happy TV (of course), the show "Caught" on CourtTV and the like :)

I once lived in a major ghetto, and anything I threw away would be inspected by the people that would scavage the garbage for recylcables and goodies, and I could see them from my apartment window. I always considered somehow making a fake dead body or something and leaving it in there for them to find, and recording the result from my window, but I never did anything.

Is there anything visible from your house/apartment windows that the public uses, such as a porta-pottie at a construction site, parking lots, etc?

I'm not a huge fan of just wonton destruction, so simply burning it seems kind of pointless.. Though its yours to do with as you wish of course!



Hmm, no, I'm in a pretty wooded area, lots of houses around but no real public.. uhh... gathering.

I was thinking... perhaps.. taking the peice to Hot Topic or Spencers or something and putting it on a shelf... and watching people try to figure it out or something..
I'll figure out something good to do with it
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Posted: 1/7/2005 8:24:38 AM     Post subject:  

Make a scarecrow out of it! Or go to a KKK cross burning, with that on and then act all like *whaaaat?* ! =)
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Posted: 1/7/2005 8:45:30 AM     Post subject:  

eBay it off. Or better yet, FurBid it off. With any luck we can get pictures of some new idiot prancing about a con with it. The cycle shall continue! The chain of hilarity and humiliation shall not be broken!

Or whatever!
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Posted: 1/7/2005 10:02:22 AM     Post subject:  

I predict you will make big bucks for that thing on furbid.


More importantly, what's taco?
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Posted: 1/7/2005 12:29:19 PM     Post subject:  

Why not just skip the burning and become a burned fur?

Or not... A. Though, I admit 'taco' has got me wondering.
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Posted: 1/7/2005 2:19:39 PM     Post subject:  

does "taco" need to be explained? does "taco" need to be justified? I think not.

I was all for the burning until I realized you could get money for it, since money is wonderful and shouldn't be passed up lightly. Either way, get rid of it and start anew in the New Year... you'll be better for it in the long run :wink:
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Posted: 1/7/2005 3:09:54 PM     Post subject:  

Explain the taco already for the less twisted than yourselves, dammit!! =)
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Posted: 1/7/2005 5:50:21 PM     Post subject:  

Explain the taco already for the less twisted than yourselves, dammit!! =)


It's jsut meant to be humorous and 'off the wall'. I dobut there's any actual intention of any taco-like food substance.
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Posted: 1/7/2005 7:24:37 PM     Post subject:  

Maybe taco implies the headpiece is edible?

Anyhow, selling it somehow seems... inappropriate. It's something very personal, after all. I say stuff it full of explosives and blow it to pieces. And make sure to film its demise in slow motion, la the exploding heads in "Scanners".
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Posted: 1/7/2005 7:48:13 PM     Post subject:  


More importantly, what's taco?





Big problem though, the way the headpeice is made..
it's plastercast molded to the shape of my face... so unless I can find another buttertroll with the same face shape as mine.. it won't fit.
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Posted: 1/7/2005 8:33:03 PM     Post subject: tardSEx  

Honestly..i think you should sell it on furbid. Just make some money on it...either that or give it to a bum to use for warmth.

It should be noted that the fursuit that said Asshat she appeared in the picture with has ears that glow red when he grabs his nose or gets kicked in the balls or whatever. If her suit was fugly, then his is just stupid.

Actually, id like to make a suit in reference to the CSI ep..complete with bloody bullet-holes and treadmarks. Im not a suiter, im more prone to shoot at them then wear them, but for sheer laughs, a PafCon raccoon suit WOULD be funny. Either that or something suitibly gory, like bleeding headwound suit, or Retard Giraffe Suit.


Blahblahfuckyblah.
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Posted: 1/7/2005 9:38:09 PM     Post subject:  

Don't forget all of the barfing he did inside the head.
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Posted: 1/7/2005 10:11:25 PM     Post subject:  

Don't forget all of the barfing he did inside the head.




I forgot about the head-vomit!!! fuck!!
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Posted: 1/8/2005 1:30:06 AM     Post subject:  

This would be the first time an innocent word would mean just that...
Thought taco would be some Dirty Sanches or Glass Bottom Boat-trick again!

I expected the mask to be filled with feces at least! =)
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Posted: 1/8/2005 2:06:46 AM     Post subject:  

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Posted: 1/13/2005 11:06:31 PM     Post subject:  

Dude. Tie it to like, the back of your car, and drive around the block a few times, in the rain. XD

That, or get some high power explosives and blow the hell out of it.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 12:31:36 AM     Post subject:  

or get some high power explosives and blow the hell out of it.

I second that motion.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 6:14:26 PM     Post subject:  

Homemade thermite, I say.

EDIT: Vitae, your avatar is scary. Scary like one of those images you're supposed to stare at to try and make out the form of a ghost, when suddenly a dead girl or something comes running at you screaming and scaring the shit out of you :twisted:
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Posted: 1/14/2005 10:33:50 PM     Post subject:  

Homemade thermite, I say.

EDIT: Vitae, your avatar is scary. Scary like one of those images you're supposed to stare at to try and make out the form of a ghost, when suddenly a dead girl or something comes running at you screaming and scaring the shit out of you :twisted:


It's a part of a drawing I did back in High school.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/Vitae/PUPPET.jpg

That was LONG before KoRN started using puppets in their CDs or something.

edit: It's supposed to be me.. and yes that is my hand on the side.
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Posted: 1/15/2005 4:03:50 AM     Post subject:  

I'd go with selling it. Never pass up an opportunity to take money from a dumbass, especially some furbid dumbass. Otherwise it will just end up in some furry porn artist's hand anyway.
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Posted: 1/17/2005 11:07:50 PM     Post subject:  

Please don't sell it. There are enough people with bad fursuits already...at least though, it's better than that fox's old one... i found a picture of it and i nearly cried. i know people need practice to make good suits but please don't wear them in public. I know the 2 i've made have been simply thrown away due to their pure suckyness.

As far as getting rid of it i like the idea of putting it on a statue. But I don't think there are any good ones around here. You could put some fake blood and a noose on it and hang it in a public bathroom stall or something... especially if it's in a place where kids go. Or you could pick a random address from the phone book and mail it to them, but then you couldn't see what happened. Or...you could find a display of fruit in publix and put it underneath there and wait nearby for the madness to ensue. Damn now i'm jealous of you, this could be really fun. When you decide what to do can I help?
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Posted: 1/18/2005 2:24:02 AM     Post subject:  

As far as getting rid of it i like the idea of putting it on a statue. But I don't think there are any good ones around here.


I was mainly thinking of this run down mall thats local to me. It has all these life size bronze statues of regular people all over the place. I wouldve thrown the fursuit head on one. And maybe a sign around its neck that says something... like "FURRY" or maybe "NOT FURRY" or whatever.. Take some pictures and GTF out of there before mall security wonders whats going on.

Or maybe like how some WalMart's with McDonalds inside have that park bench outside the dining area with a life-size Ronald you can sit next to. :)
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Posted: 1/18/2005 2:31:14 AM     Post subject:  

Find a lifesize statue of <insert religious figure here>, place it on the head and take photos.
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Posted: 1/18/2005 3:31:35 AM     Post subject:  

Find a lifesize statue of <insert religious figure here>, place it on the head and take photos.


Word. There's a HUGE catholic church near here that has a big honkin' statue of the virgin mary.


MARY WAS A FURRY.

XD
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Posted: 1/18/2005 8:30:11 AM     Post subject:  

All the replys sound great so far.
This next weekend I shall do one of them :twisted: and take pictures.
Probably the whole "place the head on some random silly object in the middle of a crowded area."
I was also thinking about scaring ducks away with it in the local (very crowded) park. I would say children, but that would probably get my ass arrested.
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Posted: 1/19/2005 1:34:44 AM     Post subject:  

If you live in a city imagine putting it popping up out of a manhole. T'would be interesting.

Word. There's a HUGE catholic church near here that has a big honkin' statue of the virgin mary.


MARY WAS A FURRY.

XD


Ahhhh!

Firstly, never say 'word' unless you actually live in yonder 'hood.

Then, don't mess with Mary. If you do that, you're gooing to Catholic hell. It's the same hell, only they found out rulers work better than pitchforks.

Lastly, don't use the fake smilie 'XD' it's too damn close to '=^.^='.
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Posted: 1/19/2005 4:37:29 AM     Post subject:  


Ahhhh!

Firstly, never say 'word' unless you actually live in yonder 'hood.

Then, don't mess with Mary. If you do that, you're gooing to Catholic hell. It's the same hell, only they found out rulers work better than pitchforks.

Lastly, don't use the fake smilie 'XD' it's too damn close to '=^.^='.


Thank you Mister Internet Quality Control Technician.
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Posted: 1/19/2005 4:50:34 AM     Post subject:  

You're quite welcome my friendly internet entrepreneur , good luck with the domain.
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