Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

As much as I'm loath to start a thread about Kimberly Ann Keister's wacky antics, this announcement on VCL caught my eye today.

I didn't think it possible to get banned from VCL. I know it must happen from time to time, but if anything Ch'marr is very cautious in his manner of politicking to his subjects (oh so delicate furries that they are), and usually keeps things very quiet as a result. In this case however, he knows and fully admits that in this rare instance, given the person being ousted, no one's going to have anything to say against him.

So what of Kimmaugh? Reading through that thread she's referred to as a "psycho" and a moron, and has been referred to as worse. In the end though, after reading about her history and seeing her posts, the more sobering conclusion is that she really is mentally ill, probably suffering from schizophrenia.

In some ways it's sad. When I really think about it, It's hard to come down on her because she's clearly suffering an actual physical disorder, a chemical imbalance in the brain, that's taken her mind out of her hands and on what must be a hellish rollercoaster of psychotic episodes.

But don't take this as standing up for her. I still can't feel for her, of course. She's ugly, she's mean, and no one wants to have anything to do with her because it's not even possible. Whatever she is, she's unbearable to coexist with, even for such a base group of people like the furries, even through the social safety cushion the internet provides.

So I'm going to continue to laugh at her, to revile her, to watch her hop and hobble along on her one-legged race to get banned from the internet. And maybe, just maybe that might even help her in the long run to get the real life help she needs.

This is still the internet after all. It's like a big pincushion, you see.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Well now.. I must ask Ch'marr if I could post that KIMMUGH comic after all? =)

Then this is a day of Independence ...for all the furries and their descendants....If any!
Yes, let the joyous news be spread -The wicked Old Witch at last is dead! =)

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 793

I feel comforted in knowing that my continuing drift away from furry fandom has progressed so far along that I've never even heard about this fangirl's antics until just now.

I remember dealing with one batshitess years ago when she was hassling Elin Winkler online, but I don't recall if this is the same crazy woman.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

They seem to be very upset about her ban.

Edit: http://www.livejournal.com/community/pedifile_in_vcl/

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 793

They seem to be very upset about her ban.

Edit: http://www.livejournal.com/community/pedifile_in_vcl/

Fooking COMEDY GOLD! It's like watching Brian O'Connell in drag!

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

Then this is a day of Independence ...for all the furries and their descendants....If any!
Yes, let the joyous news be spread -The wicked Old Witch at last is dead! =)

The KAK Beast be not smitten so easily! Still it lurks in the darkest, dampest corners of the Internet, waiting for some unlucky adventurer to chance by! There's only one thing to be done with her fanclub:

By the way, Skunkfuckers. Tool is soooo deep.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

All opposition will be silenced!
Well okay, some will be. She's already deleted around 25 posts.

Edit: I think she really is crazy.

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

This has got to be the greatest news in the furrydumb since... evaaaarrrr. I'm glad to see that Kimmagh has multiple supporters, though sadly they're all in her head.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Still.. We wouldn't want her to succeed bringing VCL down, would we?
They have nuttin illegal innere! Tough shit, if any kid can run into the dirt.. =)

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

Porn is so wrong and it should be banned all togather, I blong to a group of artistist that trying make yiff illegal and to remove it off all sites. It's not once a year, It offen because I hear people and see people talk about how there child saw cartoon prono! People think this crap is so wronderful, it's not it's so mentally sick. Yes! There's a issues right now looking into shutting down Yiff sites! Theres partions out there right now over 8,856 some singaures and i heard it will be decussion in DC next year about these yiff matters on the net and I plan to be there to help!

(Click on her profile there, then "Find all posts by this user")

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

Her latest post:

I was the one that removed my account from VCL!
With legal advise from a relitive that saw the VCL site. I was at there place for X-mas and I was showing my cousin(on her dad's LapTop) my gallery on VCL. I happed to save it on in there faves. He well looked at it and well. He called me and started to ask questions about VCL and Ch'marr. Then he told me he going have this investgated and I should remove my art and stuff.. When this gose down..he dosn't want to see me go down with it!

Yes! I know Ch'marr's full name..I got threw his emails over the years. But, i can't mention it on LJ because I will loose this account if I did!...LJ's privicy policy!

There's no place for child related molesters...That includes furries that into child related molesting!

Fucking insane.

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

It gets better, apparently now she responded to her other personality.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

I'm amazed, sure I don't think VCL is anything special by any stretch of the imagination and they house a lot of stuff I find sickening but still it says something when even they won't put up with her.

Chris Baird · Prattler Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 133

Cogdon's post still reeks of drama-fagdom, though.

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 660

OMG she knows Ch'marr's real name?!?!?!?! SHOCK

...it's Cheetahfag, right?

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

I feel comforted in knowing that my continuing drift away from furry fandom has progressed so far along that I've never even heard about this fangirl's antics until just now.

My god... that can't even be possible! The submission of Wintermist Productions and the resulting thread nearly consumed half of POE in its faggishness! No furry hasn't heard of - or looked down on* - the Kimbeast! Come on, you must have at least over the years wondered about the origins of "I lawsuite you!" and "gay from yiff"? (to mention just a few KAKisms)

*Think about it. People furries can look down on? That's got to be a short list.

By the way, Skunkfuckers. Tool is soooo deep.

Tool is fucking overrated :twisted:

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Cogdon's post still reeks of drama-fagdom, though.

OMG she knows Ch'marr's real name?!?!?!?! SHOCK

...it's Cheetahfag, right?

You fuckers are just jealous because he's sexier that you :roll:

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

I feel comforted in knowing that my continuing drift away from furry fandom has progressed so far along that I've never even heard about this fangirl's antics until just now.

My god... that can't even be possible! The submission of Wintermist Productions and the resulting thread nearly consumed half of POE in its faggishness! No furry hasn't heard of - or looked down on* - the Kimbeast! Come on, you must have at least over the years wondered about the origins of "I lawsuite you!"

Honestly I'd never heard of it either until coming here, but then again I was away from the Internet for a while. However, this is good since I found it all at once, i'm getting a super-concentrated dose of humor. Seriously, it took me a while to even figure out if she was real or not.

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

Bwahahaha!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/pedifile_in_vcl/568.html

what

EDIT:

Error

This journal has been suspended.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAA x100

Edit again:
Journal entry has been archived for your amusement.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/Vitae/lolkaklj.jpg

Charisma · Venter Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 234

gah! Only one day too late.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

What I find hilarious is that she doesn't know the difference between libel and slander, perhaps I should slap her with a libel suit after the bunch of bull she spead about me. :roll: It'd certainly hammer home the difference.

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 793

What I find hilarious is that she doesn't know the difference between libel and slander, perhaps I should slap her with a libel suit after the bunch of bull she spead about me. :roll: It'd certainly hammer home the difference.

Better still, hit her with a lawsuite instead.

It's like a lawsuit, but it's got an "e" at the end for extra power.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

You fuckers are just jealous because he's sexier that you :roll:

MANBOOBIES AHOY!

Looking at the archived LJ entry... wow... just... wow.... Not only is she a master of revisionist history, but sees fit to alter her story so soon after the events happened. It makes my head hurt just to read of someone so delusional. I think what we're seeing is the old scenario of, "You can't fire me, because I quit!"

Anencephalic Baby Jesus · Rasophore Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 69

My God, this may be the first time I found myself with Ch'marr on the same side of any issue. I actually feel *bad* for the dude having to put up with her shit.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 353

What I find hilarious is that she doesn't know the difference between libel and slander, perhaps I should slap her with a libel suit after the bunch of bull she spead about me. :roll: It'd certainly hammer home the difference.

Better still, hit her with a lawsuite instead.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

A little update.

I had a friend set up a new one. I'm setting up a web site about the child prono and all the findings behind VCL's dirtiness that involves minor children.

I've been asked many many times if VCL had somthing to do with that slander web site and the slander of me aka KAK threw LJ. Yes! VCL has been involved with herassment of myself. They see it's OK to herass me in many ways and slander me in public. But, that's all lies about me, But, when the truth is put out on them they think it's unfair. I'm personally tired of web sites and LJ that VCL and there friends use to spread untrue likes about me! I been aware of the child abuse related abuse pictures for years. It seem they don't like it when the truth is being pointed out to the public. It worse when you are having un-true lies about yourself and false info being lied about you all over the internet.

So how dose it feel now to have the same thing done to you....But, this not slander or herassment...This base on fact....Unlike the fiction you tried make a fact about me! I bring the truth forwards...It not herassment or Slaber...It's just the facts!!!!!

As long as VCL and there sick furrie friends cont. the lies of me KAK....I will cont. to bring forth the truth and the facts!

I have rights and the rights not be lied about, slandered and herassed!

I think a LAWLSOOT may be in order.

I went and talked to the Sunnyvale police about the issues related to child prono with VCL and how VCL is housed in there district. They are horriedfied by what they saw and they are indeed will be investgating this matter. The Sunnyvale PD has a internet invesgation department! They seemed very worried and conserned about the public's minor children!

Other then having hard time finding a parking place for my Jeep Wangler...I had to park at city hall and walk to the PD. I can say worth it to file a report!

o rly?

Stupid - Check.
Full of shit - Check.
Insane - Check.

Guys, I'm really thinking about setting her up with an ex friend of mine. I think they'd make a perfect couple.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

This.

It's... beautiful.

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 793

Nice, but I also need KthanidSweeper and Gonterman Blocker. Does they come in the Pro Edition?

Mastertran · Prattler Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 174

KAK just can't be real she just can't no person alive can be like that ever.

Oh and TOOL is just a King Crimson ripoff

Ruggy · Qualificator Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Posts: 10

I'm setting up a web site about the child prono and all the findings behind VCL's dirtiness that involves minor children.

Minor children, right. As opposed to the 25- and 40-year-old ones you find elsewhere in the fandom, I suppose.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

I just had a most dreadful thought...

What if they fertilized one of KAK's eggs with some of "George"s seed?

Would it fulfill some sort of unholy prophecy?

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 793

I'm setting up a web site about the child prono and all the findings behind VCL's dirtiness that involves minor children.

Minor children, right. As opposed to the 25- and 40-year-old ones you find elsewhere in the fandom, I suppose.

Babyfurs, remember?

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

What HAS Rankin been eating then? It looks kinda like..... naw.

:)

PS: I want to be Donotsue's creepy fanboy. (adulations aplenty)

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

PS: I want to be Donotsue's creepy fanboy. (adulations aplenty)

Get in line, pal. :x

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I had a friend set up a new one. I'm setting up a web site about the child prono and all the findings behind VCL's dirtiness that involves minor children.

I've been asked many many times if VCL had somthing to do with that slander web site and the slander of me aka KAK threw LJ. Yes! VCL has been involved with herassment of myself. They see it's OK to herass me in many ways and slander me in public. But, that's all lies about me, But, when the truth is put out on them they think it's unfair. I'm personally tired of web sites and LJ that VCL and there friends use to spread untrue likes about me! I been aware of the child abuse related abuse pictures for years. It seem they don't like it when the truth is being pointed out to the public. It worse when you are having un-true lies about yourself and false info being lied about you all over the internet.

So how dose it feel now to have the same thing done to you....But, this not slander or herassment...This base on fact....Unlike the fiction you tried make a fact about me! I bring the truth forwards...It not herassment or Slaber...It's just the facts!!!!!

As long as VCL and there sick furrie friends cont. the lies of me KAK....I will cont. to bring forth the truth and the facts!

I have rights and the rights not be lied about, slandered and herassed!

KAK IS VERY MUCH THE ENGRISH HAVING!

I went and talked to the Sunnyvale police about the issues related to child prono with VCL and how VCL is housed in there district. They are horriedfied by what they saw and they are indeed will be investgating this matter. The Sunnyvale PD has a internet invesgation department! They seemed very worried and conserned about the public's minor children!

Maybe she meant "miner children."

"Ah'm concerned about mah chil'ren bein ra3p3d by VCL, sonneh!"

Stupid - Check.
Full of shit - Check.
Insane - Check.

You forgot about the obligatory reference to some law-enforcement department. I wonder how many foreskins she has to nibble on to be in so good with so many cops.

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

You forgot about the obligatory reference to some law-enforcement department. I wonder how many foreskins she has to nibble on to be in so good with so many cops.

I'd wager her cop uncle is in the same category as her marine pals in Iraq. "It's all in the mind..."

PS: Estrugo, I love the LawSuite software.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

I'm totaly going to warez LawSuiteXP and put up a torrent for it, if anyone's interested :wink:

PS: I want to be Donotsue's creepy fanboy. (adulations aplenty)

Get in line, pal. :x

Don't make me kill for his affections. :evil:

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

Well, thank God these are only child related molestings. If they were actual child molestings, I'd have to be a smidge less lethargic about these accusations, I tells ya!

Though I can't help but wonder how she could make supposed blackmail threats. Ch'marr seemed pretty eager to jump to that conclusion. Does he know something we don't? What, pretel, could Kimmugh have on him? Did they share a wild, sticky night in a Super 8 somewhere in Tenessee that Keister happened to be taping? Were the walls of that Super 8 echoing with cries of "futck mme, futck mme habrde"? Oooooo, the spicy dramahz!

But, I must say...

VCL is a PRIVILEGE

Remains the funniest thing said.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

KAK just can't be real she just can't no person alive can be like that ever.

I know, young one... I know. We've all -each and every one of us- doubted that she could be for real, that she HAS to be a troll.

If she were a troll she'd be the Troll Queen, all other trolls would bow to her tenacity and stamina for being able to pull off a troll for so long and across the vastness of the internet. She'd be the uber-troll, a troll tiumphant; the non plus ultra of trolldom.

Is she for real, or is she a troll? My analysis reveals that yes, she is for real, no she's not an internet troll as we know them, but... YES she is in point of fact a real life, honest to goodness, lives-under-a-bridge baby eating TROLL!

I intend to make a fortune after I capture her and sell her to Weekly World News :twisted:

Oh and TOOL is just a King Crimson ripoff

:shock:

I've never heard of King Crimson. Any recommendations on tracks I should download listen to?

EDIT: to hell with replying to posts in logical order!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

I heard KAK was long time ago banned from attending furry cons... it's short of incredible, as I thought they're accepting EVERYBODY. (Then again, it's Kim Possible.)

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 366

Okay, I've almost choked 3 times on my dew.

So, let me get this straight. Kimmaugh got KAKed?

Beautiful. There is a god. Slowly KAK gets marginalized then banished from the Intarweb.

It is to laugh. How many times will this freak bang her head into a wall before she realizes we don't buy her crap.

It's sad... and like a train wreck... you just can't look away.

One thing though, what sort of anti-KAK countermeasures do we have here? Afet all, speak of the devil and the devil uses Google.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

OMG soul raep! Me lawsuite Mestrugo. teH eval person stoled my macot char!1 =)

And how could CYD defend against such superior technology and talent...
We're DOOOMED I tells ya!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Oh, Christ, Donny.

...You've got me laughing. Bastard. Get Remes to help you install AIM!

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 366

OMG soul raep! Me lawsuite Mestrugo. teH eval person stoled my macot char!1 =)

And how could CYD defend against such superior technology and talent...
We're DOOOMED I tells ya!

*gasp* We t3h pwned! Now we gay from yiff!

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

Donny, awesome job as allways. Does she make a lj community about us raeping miners in the next one? :twisted:

That's very illegal...There's child minor furries in sex poses and child minor furries with adult furries. It dosn't matter how you do it..It called adult with minor child in sex relations!

Relations is a beautiful thing... My god, she can't fucking be real.

Also, Sibe posts in her journal. Huh...

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Nono no.. I didn't draw that!

It's from http://heliograph-designs.co.uk/kakpix/ ... an odd collection of Kimmughs, Mitch once showed me.

Wonder why these aren't included in the official http://www.kimmaugh.com/ site!

Repomancer · Rasophore Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 61

It was done by JockoJones. Check PoE's Wintermist forum.

Repomancer · Rasophore Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 61

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

All she can stands... she can't stands no more.

STOP HER! SHE'S GOING FOR THE SPINACH!

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if it was her dog telling her all of these things.

Dog: "Kim, I just want you to know that you are a true visionary. That's why everyone copies your work. Your gentle touch with the crayon.. the way your penwork compliments the lines on the notebook paper... they're all jealous, you know. I am an impeccable judge of taste, and you, dear Kim, are the queen of art."

Kimmaugh: "So, yuo tell Kimmaugh arte is goode?"

Dog: "Yes. And while we're on the subject of taste, I must tell you this vomit and cat poop souffle is superb. I'm going to go take a sip from the toilet.. I need to cleanse my palate."

Kimmaugh tai chi...... KIM CHI!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Also, Sibe posts in her journal. Huh...

Ultimately creating a gravity well of furry infamy that will... eh, who cares. I't just odd to see the two furries most hated in the fandom (wrap you heads around that statement for a second) exchanging communications.

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

Also, Sibe posts in her journal. Huh...

Absolutely amazing, that these two dark forces can even remotely come into contact with eachother. Yay for MSPaint!

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Mad Madam ...Kim! =)

Now.... where would the ending of the LAW SUITE comic be? =)

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

Mad Madam ...Kim! =)

Now.... where would the ending of the LAW SUITE comic be? =)

I heard Jockojones abandoned it cuz furries started reading it .. or something.

or maybe Im thinking of something else...

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

And so where is the rest of the komic, above page 15?

Repomancer · Rasophore Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 61

I'll put it up on my photobucket account if I get Jocko's permission.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

It's about damn time.

This, of course, coming from one who's also banned from VCL for telling Ch'Marr off. XD

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Join the club. I never joined VCL, but got banned from FurryMUCK for pointing the Daily Show, Jerry Springer, and a few others in furrydom's direction.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

... Jerry Springer ... in furrydom's direction.

Springer: So you're saying he has sex with the dog more that you?
Furry #1: Tha's right Jerry, says it's because if his 'inner wolf spirit'.
Furry #2: Well ya know Jerry... the dog isn't banging FoxieWulf on the side.
Furry #1: What?! How...!?
Furry #2: And the dog actually--
Springer: We have a surprise for you.
Furry #1: It's hir isn't it?
Springer: Yep.

Did I mention they all live in the same trailer park?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Furry #2: And the dog actually--
Springer: We have a surprise for you.
Furry #1: It's hir isn't it?
Springer: Yep.

Did I mention they all live in the same trailer park?

I hate to admit this, but I'd fucking watch it. God, that'd be great. Some nachos, a few friends, and laughing at furries - it'd be better than DiveFox and Mathis!

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Join the club. I never joined VCL, but got banned from FurryMUCK for pointing the Daily Show, Jerry Springer, and a few others in furrydom's direction.

The Daily Show episode featuring Rapid T. Rabbit still makes me laugh. Banning seems a bit extreme for reffering those. Some people just can't take a little publicity. I mean, if someone does something socially unacceptable and documents it online, the least they can do is stand up and take the flak for it like a man, right? Oh wait, this is the furry fandom we're talking about. My bad.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

The Daily Show episode featuring Rapid T. Rabbit

That feature really wasnt about furry fandom at all tho. It was all about Rapid T.

Thats also where I found out Rapid T. almost killed Al Roker by nearly knocking him off a ladder.

That makes furry fandom, and Rapid T in particular, at least a little bit cool...admit it.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Furry #2: And the dog actually--
Springer: We have a surprise for you.
Furry #1: It's hir isn't it?
Springer: Yep.

Did I mention they all live in the same trailer park?

I hate to admit this, but I'd fucking watch it. God, that'd be great. Some nachos, a few friends, and laughing at furries - it'd be better than DiveFox and Mathis!

This reminds me of the only episode they filmed and could never air, the one with the guy (a furry) who married his horse. He eventually dies of some infection caught from 'making love' with his 'bride'.

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

This reminds me of the only episode they filmed and could never air, the one with the guy (a furry) who married his horse. He eventually dies of some infection caught from 'making love' with his 'bride'.

What I'd like to know is in which church this man and mare-marriage took place...

Bunnylover · Qualificator Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 16

Furry #2: And the dog actually--
Springer: We have a surprise for you.
Furry #1: It's hir isn't it?
Springer: Yep.

Did I mention they all live in the same trailer park?

I hate to admit this, but I'd fucking watch it. God, that'd be great. Some nachos, a few friends, and laughing at furries - it'd be better than DiveFox and Mathis!

This reminds me of the only episode they filmed and could never air, the one with the guy (a furry) who married his horse. He eventually dies of some infection caught from 'making love' with his 'bride'.

If he's the same guy Channel 4 did a documentary on, then he wasn't a furry (though he had the same basic look about him) and died from an infected tattoo needle. They certainly mentioned him appearing on Jerry Springer.

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 793

If he's the same guy Channel 4 did a documentary on, then he wasn't a furry (though he had the same basic look about him) and died from an infected tattoo needle. They certainly mentioned him appearing on Jerry Springer.

Not to boast, but I actually got that episode of Springer on video (now transferred to DVD-R). Watching it still makes me cringe. "Mark" was a guy who was truly out of his gourd. Kept insisting on open mouth kissing with his "wife" every minute and a half. :shudder: Of course the only reason the horse went along with this farce was because Mark kept putting a carrot between his teeth and the horse was just trying to get at the carrot.

I mean, when even the other zoophile guests took the occasional swipe at Mark, that tells you something.

I think this show became a personal turning point in Springer's life as well as career. After years of dealing with caterwauling rednecks, maroons, and low-grade circus freaks, he had finally reached the bottom of the gene pool. He stared into the Abyss that had taken the form of a delusional, arrogant, scraggly-bearded, horse-snogging batshit, and what had stared back drilled into his soul. When the time came for Jerry to deliver his Final Thought at the end, he was truly sincere at how disgusted he was with Mark and his lifestyle. Jer almost looked like he was shaking.

I think on that happy day when the afternoon tabloid talk show is extinct, the two main events that will best describe it's heyday will be (1) Geraldo getting a chair in the face, and (2) Springer's Zoophile episode.

As for Mark's demise, I had heard it was from a triple-whammy of Diabetes, Cancer, and Hep-C (probably contracted from fecal matter since he let the horse take a big steaming dump anywhere it wanted inside of that nasty trailer house of his).

And from what's I've also heard, Mark did make the rounds of ConFurence (during the Merlino regime), pushing his photo album filled with photos of his horse wearing huge blue silk panties into the faces of anyone unwary enough not to run for their mental sanity when he approached.

Bunnylover · Qualificator Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 16

Eeeew.

I'd like to say that not all furries are freaks. I sorta concider myself one (in that I like the art, read the odd webcomic and hang about on a few very select forums) and I hardly fit the cliche of the overweight hobgoblin living on benefits in his parents basement while spending every waking hour of his life masterbating to Minerva Mink porn.

More like the office nerd who still watches cartoons and wears a comical tie to work.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 353

Eeeew.

I'd like to say that not all furries are freaks.

I know.
And now, I'd like to say that not all furries are sane people. Hence this site.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

But check this out, guys! It's not Ch'Marr that KAK is after, it's some guy called 'CH'MERR'

So obviousley, this is all one BIG misnderstanding. *snerk*

"The Death Threats and Threats to bring me harm!
I been getting E-mail,AIM,YAHOO,LJ and other means of contect on the behalve of VCL and Ch'merr! Yes! the messages are using his furry name, his RL name and VCL. I been getting them and I been saving them and printing them out. I will be taking them to Sunnyvale Police Department and handing them over to the investgator that is investgating the child related abuse on VCL! I'm not talking about the minor and furry sex related art, I'm also refuring to art work that has abortion in there. Like I been seeing furries ripping there fetus from themselves with a metal coat hanger ripping threw them. I asked Ch'merr many times not allow such art be posted, and his respooned he said he likes that type of art. What fired me over the edge was a furrie picture based on Scott and Laci Peterson case here in Northren California and The case of the women that killed and then cut the baby out of the mother's womb and stoled it. I have pointed such works out to the Sunnyvale Police and they where horrified by such art like this and ones with minor child sex and prono.

XD I feel sorry for this poor Ch'merr person.

Waitasec. child related abuse? So now VCL is ABUSING kids by having the artwork up?

LOL.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

OMG! Ch'merr is teh pedifile.

KAK's inability to spell at a 1st grade level never ceases to amuse me.

Mastertran · Prattler Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 174

I thought Laci's husband killed her. Or does her little monkey mind believe those Satanists did it. KAK needs to stop trying to scare people she's no good at it and no one listens anyway the Sunnyville police force must be laughing their asses off if she called them.

Skunkfuckers listen to In the Court of the Crimson King, Larks tounges in Aspic, and Discipline for a good summary of King Crimson.

Xarai · Apocrisiary Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 44

Honestly, I never really found Kimmaugh that funny. She's way too easy to understand: she has a mental disability. There's really no other explanation. And I just don't see how that's really amusing. The only remotely funny thing along these lines is Tardblog, and Kimmaugh's wacky shenanigans don't even approach that.

Now I have to admit that comic was funny, but that's not something KAK did.

People like EWS, Starblade, Baxil, Manawolf, Mr. E. Lupus, et al are funny because they're obviously intelligent people who never realized just how much was too much before it was far too late. It's their own fault entirely, and the comedy comes from their almost-"rational" explanations that manage to be hilariously fucked-up at the same time. But Kimmaugh doesn't really fall into the same category at all.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

You know, something that I'm surious about is this:

Is she married? I know she talks about how her husband or boyfriend, or whatever is in teh airforce or... some part of the military. Is that just like.. a figment of her immagination, ro what?

Because I'm thinking this: if she IS married, why hasn't someone tried to contact her husband and get him to do SOMETHING about his pretty pretty princess.

On that note, wtf was her mothier THINKING letting her out on her own.

Maybe it's one of those Southern-brand inbreeding things going on. That would explain the retardation.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

You know, something that I'm surious about is this:

Is she married? I know she talks about how her husband or boyfriend, or whatever is in teh airforce or... some part of the military. Is that just like.. a figment of her immagination, ro what?

Of course not! He's actually US NAVY SAILOR TOP GUN INSTRUCTOR NAVY SEAL MARINE IN IRAQ! How would you not believe Kimmaugh's words? She's also "still virgin, waiting for someone special", however.

Seriously, it's some kind of a self-fanfiction on a Kimaugh's part. She's a huge fan of herself, including setting a fan club of a "great artist known as KAK" (and being the only member), and speaking on her own behalf as some very different persons... so why not an internet fan fiction?

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

XD I feel sorry for this poor Ch'merr person.

Waitasec. child related abuse? So now VCL is ABUSING kids by having the artwork up?

I hope KAK will bring the whole VCL down. Like by attacking this Ch'merry guy and eating him, or setting off her vicious dogs trained to kill.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 408

How would you not believe Kimmaugh's words? She's also "still virgin, waiting for someone special", however.

Se might want to start looking in special schools.

Bloodied · Qualificator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 33

the Sunnyville police force must be laughing their asses off if she called them.

She didn't. Someone checked with them and they have no record of any complaints like that. Given her spelling ability, they may have thought it was another drunken hobo...

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

But check this out, guys! It's not Ch'Marr that KAK is after, it's some guy called 'CH'MERR'

So obviousley, this is all one BIG misnderstanding. *snerk*

This reminds me... hold on, let me find Ch'marr's LJ entry... here it is:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/chmarr/17639.html#cutid1

So maybe it WAS another Ch'marr!

Skunkfuckers listen to In the Court of the Crimson King, Larks tounges in Aspic, and Discipline for a good summary of King Crimson.

Thanks! I saw some King Crimson albums for download in lossless audio format yesterday, so I won't even have to pay money for the CDs. Because I'm a creep like that :twisted:

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Word. Maybe someone should tell her that she's got the wrong pedifile. XD

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

Porn is so wrong and it should be banned all togather, I blong to a group of artistist that trying make yiff illegal and to remove it off all sites. It's not once a year, It offen because I hear people and see people talk about how there child saw cartoon prono! People think this crap is so wronderful, it's not it's so mentally sick. Yes! There's a issues right now looking into shutting down Yiff sites! Theres partions out there right now over 8,856 some singaures and i heard it will be decussion in DC next year about these yiff matters on the net and I plan to be there to help!

(Click on her profile there, then "Find all posts by this user")

And such a great use of one's time too, collecting all those signitures (face in palm).

Seriously, isn't there something more PRODUCTIVE you can do with your life and time than trying to even make the IMPOSSIBLE crusade of shutting down "YIFF sites". You do realize you'd be trying to do something that's global and not just centered in the United States right?

(Again, and you wonder how news proports about Sponge Bob being gay get started).

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

OMG she knows Ch'marr's real name?!?!?!?! SHOCK

...it's Cheetahfag, right?

Who is and exactly what does this girl DO anyway to even have anything deleated off of VCL, which has got to be something pretty impressive considering what is allowed?

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

If he's the same guy Channel 4 did a documentary on, then he wasn't a furry (though he had the same basic look about him) and died from an infected tattoo needle. They certainly mentioned him appearing on Jerry Springer.

Not to boast, but I actually got that episode of Springer on video (now transferred to DVD-R). Watching it still makes me cringe. "Mark" was a guy who was truly out of his gourd. Kept insisting on open mouth kissing with his "wife" every minute and a half. :shudder: Of course the only reason the horse went along with this farce was because Mark kept putting a carrot between his teeth and the horse was just trying to get at the carrot.

I mean, when even the other zoophile guests took the occasional swipe at Mark, that tells you something.

I think this show became a personal turning point in Springer's life as well as career. After years of dealing with caterwauling rednecks, maroons, and low-grade circus freaks, he had finally reached the bottom of the gene pool. He stared into the Abyss that had taken the form of a delusional, arrogant, scraggly-bearded, horse-snogging batshit, and what had stared back drilled into his soul. When the time came for Jerry to deliver his Final Thought at the end, he was truly sincere at how disgusted he was with Mark and his lifestyle. Jer almost looked like he was shaking.

I think on that happy day when the afternoon tabloid talk show is extinct, the two main events that will best describe it's heyday will be (1) Geraldo getting a chair in the face, and (2) Springer's Zoophile episode.

As for Mark's demise, I had heard it was from a triple-whammy of Diabetes, Cancer, and Hep-C (probably contracted from fecal matter since he let the horse take a big steaming dump anywhere it wanted inside of that nasty trailer house of his).

And from what's I've also heard, Mark did make the rounds of ConFurence (during the Merlino regime), pushing his photo album filled with photos of his horse wearing huge blue silk panties into the faces of anyone unwary enough not to run for their mental sanity when he approached.

Why would you keep a tape of that? :shock:

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

Even more astounishing, she was even banned on the VCL Horrors:

5) All things KAK are off-limits

...and I heard she's also banned from attending a fucking furry cons (don't know why exactly, though). Totally pathethic. I think she'll get banned at livejournal soon, too, as everyone everywhere hates Kimmaugh... She's also banned at deviantART and I think everywhere else. It's the Kylen Myles Internet conspiracy!

Hey, what do you think about inviting KAK to the CYD for some cheap fun and awesome quotes? I know it's not allowed, but she's so very very special. And you could ban her any moment anyway ;)

21st Century Digital Boy · Prattler Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 131

Even more astounishing, she was even banned on the VCL Horrors:

5) All things KAK are off-limits

...and I heard she's also banned from attending a fucking furry cons (don't know why exactly, though). Totally pathethic. I think she'll get banned at livejournal soon, too, as everyone everywhere hates Kimmaugh... She's also banned at deviantART and I think everywhere else. It's the Kylen Myles Internet conspiracy!

She's also been banned from Yerf, Livejournal (at least once), and from being so much as mentioned on POE. I seem to remember her having an account on VCL prior to the one she just lost, which also got deleted (surprise!).

Hey, what do you think about inviting KAK to the CYD for some cheap fun and awesome quotes? I know it's not allowed, but she's so very very special. And you could ban her any moment anyway ;)

NO NO NO NO NO. If she got invited here, she would NEVER leave, and it would get very old very fast (see: POE).

Besides, if you must watch her (I've known of her since her first introduction on POE, so it's pretty old by now for me), she produces more than enough antics from afar, without people actively egging her on.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

She started up a second account on dA, I found it and dropped a note in a staff members ear. :twisted:

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

NO NO NO NO NO. If she got invited here, she would NEVER leave, and it would get very old very fast (see: POE).

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

DA, you are truly evil.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

DA, you are truly evil.

It's the guiltless version of knocking the shit out of an idiot.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

...and I heard she's also banned from attending a fucking furry cons (don't know why exactly, though). Totally pathethic.

She's actually banned from a con, eh? I haven't heard of someone being banned from a con since Mike Sherman. Although KAK seems to have a knack for ... behaving in a manner which doesn't earn many people's respect.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

Looks like she's getting banned everywhere even offline.

Loyola Marymount University in California. Kim frequently claims to attend college here, but was actually banned from the campus due to her stalking of Kylen Miles.

Kaffe of livejournal is suing her for mistreating her dogs or internet harrasment or some shit, I'm not totally sure. What I do know is that Kaffe has been basicialy getting Kim banned from various places and generally e-stalking her like for months now. She's as wealthy as she is insane, apparently, so she's taking things to a personal level by suing Kim for all she's worth.

No. He was banned , for herassment of Kim!

They saiy the Road Rover fans are looking on the Joe, is beacuse they all jealous little Fags and Lesbos. Everyone says i was banned friom the fandom, They don't halve, I left because 90% Road Rover fandom are QUEERS,Pathic Liers or Deranged!

Taking guesses as to when Kim will get banned from the VCL.

I think Kimmy has learned her lesson...as much as possible, anyway. She didn't start saying weird shit on the Joe forum for quite some time. I say it'll be closer to Christmas.

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

Kaffe of livejournal is suing her for mistreating her dogs or internet harrasment or some shit, I'm not totally sure. What I do know is that Kaffe has been basicialy getting Kim banned from various places and generally e-stalking her like for months now. She's as wealthy as she is insane, apparently, so she's taking things to a personal level by suing Kim for all she's worth.

Where's that quote from? Kaffe is pretty much as nuts as KAK, as evidenced by reportings in this thread, but a furry actually suing someone rather than just threatening to? That would be a first. MORE INFO, PLZ!!!

Anencephalic Baby Jesus · Rasophore Joined: 17 Oct 2004 Posts: 69

From what I understand, the OMG LAWSUITE was dropped. Lawsuits are expensive. Kaffe talks big about being rich and how much money her art makes... thing is, with people like that who talk big about money and art, it's generally all hot air. You'll notice that her journal posts here and there are always going on about business deals, big art jobs, $15000 murals and the like... big things coming, big things coming, big things on the way. But she's always got time on her hands to post shitty pony scribbles and respond to every criticism she gets with carefully crafted paragraphs full of piss and vinegar. Kaffe's stories hold as much substance as Kimmaugh's, although fortunately she's not suffering from dysgraphia.

Speaking of full of hot air... Kaffe's more recent photos (showing her arms and hands) reveal fingers that resemble Bratwurst sausages. Honey, please go easy on the Big Macs, ok? You're going to hurt yourself.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

DA, you are truly evil.

DA, you truly are a wonderful human being for helping ease this sick woman away from the outlets for her obsessions, and hopefully in the long run it'll help her come closer to getting the appropriate psychological treatment and medications she so desperately needs.

God bless you, little DA. God bless.

Stahi · Qualificator Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 4

I am so showing this to KAK's main stalk-target. She'd love it. :)

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

ART TEHFT! LAWSUITE!!1! MUY CHARAKTERS FEETS &COLUR + OUTFIT STOLEDED!

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Silicone/Silicone%20Smiles/jackdontlikeyou.jpg

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Donotsue/Donnys_10th_Anniversary.jpg

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Silicone/Silicone%20Smiles/jackdontlikeyou.jpg

What kind of artist's alias is "Silicone"? This says something about the person behind it, methinks... not sure what, though.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Donotsue/Donnys_10th_Anniversary.jpg

Nice tits, Don.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

To bring the discussion back to our WONDERFUL friend

http://www.livejournal.com/community/fuckelfwood/7575.html

And because I guess the comments will still be screened:

indigo_tears
2005-02-01 17:19
Well, I'm not sure what to say about your experience with D&D, but I play all the time with my husband and brother, and I've never felt anything more than that it's just a game. That's where D&D gets it's bad name from, is people that just get.. too into it, I guess.
I'm sorry you had such a bad expierence from it, too. But then again, it's all Thomas's fault, right?

el_wofie_loco
2005-02-02 10:04 (link)
This was "HIS" virson of the game. He like warped people's minds!

indigo_tears
2005-02-02 10:05 (link) Delete
Oh! Ok, I got ya!
By any chance is there any pages with it still up?

el_wofie_loco
2005-02-02 10:07 (link)
I'm not sure...It been like almost 6 years ago!

....Uh, oh? So now not only is Ch'Marr EVILOHNOES but apparantly the Elfwood creator is, too? And I guess D&D, as well. At least Thomas's version.

WTF.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

Wait... el_wolfie_loco and KAK are the same person... and the only people in KAK's fanclub are her and herself? LAFFO! I didn't put two and two together until I read this

I have banned him from posting and he been reported to his internet provider and LJ for herassment!

It's times like this that make me want to go trolling.

Edit: Snagged this lil gem.

Well, I gradrated therapy and went on know how evil Elfwood and Thomes really was.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Would I be correct in assuming that this inactive/banned user was also KAK? She was the only person to my recollection who accused Chmerr of being a pedifile.

On a side note, el_wofie_loco and junkyardmutt don't have eachother listed as friends. No wonder KAK doesn't have many friends. Kinda hard to be friends with others if you can't befriend yourself, right?

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

This poor artist has been mocked and herassed by Silabub. Silabub saw KAK as a threat to herself and started very untrue lies about KAK. As you can see KAK is a really great artist and she should be restpected and not herassed by utter lies that started by Silabub!

Wait. Who's Silabub?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

This poor artist has been mocked and herassed by Silabub. Silabub saw KAK as a threat to herself and started very untrue lies about KAK. As you can see KAK is a really great artist and she should be restpected and not herassed by utter lies that started by Silabub!

Wait. Who's Silabub?

Silabub ios Kylen Miles, the girl that KAK ended up staalking and crap. She's got a restraining order aginst Kim.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

I thought Kylen Miles is everybody at PoE.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

http://www.geocities.com/wintermiststudios1/me.html

What? Has our lovely friend finally managed to learn to use a SPELL CHECKER? I don't think there's one mis-spelt word on that page.

And.. furthermore... I admit it, I've been e-mailing her because I'm nosey. And what do I get in my inbox, but this:

is it.. OMFG. She DREW me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

is it.. OMFG. She DREW me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!

You're going to hell... or an internet celebrity.

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

Wait, won't KAK now know you're OMGACYDREADER and go into a primal rage? That page almost made me believe she was sane, and a God of internet-deception... but then there was this...

College Attendance: E-mail me to ask, It's unlisted for my protection

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

That page almost made me believe she was sane, and a God of internet-deception...

She might be finally getting the help or medication she needs. Plus that weird goat-dog thing is honestly not *that* poorly drawn. Maybe she's coming around?

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

Nifty. Too bad I'm a huge jerk.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

http://www.geocities.com/wintermiststudios1/me.html

What? Has our lovely friend finally managed to learn to use a SPELL CHECKER? I don't think there's one mis-spelt word on that page.

"Military Novals"
"Sibetian Huskies"
"for a Animation film for Pixtar"

"What languages do you speak?
English, Japanese & German"

At once, I guess.

Also,

kill me

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

is it.. OMFG. She DREW me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!

You have been marked with the sign of the beast. You can no longer buy goods or hire maids. Or something.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

is it.. OMFG. She DREW me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!

It means SHE STEAL YUO CHARACTER! YUO LAW SUITE HER!!!!

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Dude, if she decides to move to the south, I'm gonna get real scared.

But then, I can go find some of my redneck-ish freinds and get them to shoot the 'wolf' and then everything will be good cause she'll be all emo and probably lawsuite them. :)

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

is it.. OMFG. She DREW me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!

What DOSE it mean?

Man, you're a real ugly husky!

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Man, you're a real ugly husky!

Hey, at least the colors are right. But... one horn..? Odd, I think. But whatever. It was fan art and I accept it graciousley, because it WAS fan art. Even though it's like.. from HER.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Here Banrai, I drawed you as yuo charaktur in elboe macaroney on cardbored!

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Here Banrai, I drawed you as yuo charaktur in elboe macaroney on cardbored!

LEIK OMG I is luving itt. Plz meake me MOREZ OR I LAWSUITE YUO.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Going back to KAK for a bit, many of you might know of her bizarre obsession with Kylen Christine Miles aka Silabub and even went as far as to attend LMU (KCM's university).

Quite frankly I never paid much attention to KCM or her art until recently visiting her site and her VCL gallery. I then remembered her because she was part of the circle of artists (along with Huskie among others) who created their own Art Theft pages (most of which documented actual blatant art theft).

Upon viewing KCM's art I realize that KAK is (or wants to be) an incredibly watered down KCM right down to subject matters, styles and idioms. I was already aware of this comparison of KAK's art to KCM's. Upon visiting KAK's hompage it's easy to see that this image which greets the viewer is a pretty blatant ripoff of this image by KCM which was created years before. Frankly, I'm not sure why KCM never added KAK to her page of shame (although I doubt she updates her page anymore).

I guess my point is, why on earth is KAK so hung up on LAWSUITEING ART STEALERS when she herself is an art theif? Frankly I don't think KAK would even be so interested in art theives if it weren't for the fact that KCM herself had a hall of shame.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Stoneth, KAK has never been to LMU, she's claimed to but from what I've heard she's actually banned from the campus entirely.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

No no no.. Everythig is always stoleded from KAK.. never vice versa....
If the works resembling hers are drawn earlier than her version ... The dastardly deed was probably done by some sort of ...
intarweb time machine! =)

By joining the Navy she gets to borrow gvmnt's time machine on weekends to remedy these dastardly thefts!

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 660

The "DO NOT ALTER" splashed across the pic is really classy.

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

The "DO NOT ALTER" splashed across the pic is really classy.

QED, baby. Again.

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 366

God, furry paranoia is so bad, they gotta do the digital equivalent of marking their territory? Even if it makes their work look like crap?

Unbelevable.

If I ever post any scrawlings of mine on the intarweb, at least I'll put my sig in a place that don't mark up anything.

Gaddamn!

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Frankly I don't think KAK would even be so interested in art theives if it weren't for the fact that KCM herself had a hall of shame.

What's really funny is if you look at KCM's hall of shame for this Rachel person, you can pretty easily see that much of KCM's work is just copies of stuff from Balto storybooks or at least freeze-framing the DVD (I went through a phase of mimicing Bluth's style from this myself, so I recognize almost all of KCM's poses from the art theft page as originating from Balto storybooks and screencaps). You can see from her own stuff when she's not copying directly from Balto, it's not as tight and the anatomy gets a little wonky.

So KAK is even more like KCM, in that she's bitching about art theft when she, herself, is producing fairly unoriginal work. In KAK's case, she's copying stuff from KCM. In KCM's case, she's copying stuff from Balto and changing the markings here and the ears there.

It's just a big ol' daisy chain of unoriginality.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

You forgot one thing, Zen...

The Evil One (Kylen Miles) don't really stalk a creators of Balto (what was Balto anyway? never heard of it ouside the KAK fun), screaming ART THEIFS on top of her lungs, and accusing everyone of being whover made whatever Balto is. This is Kimmaugh's original behaviour.

Points for originality, I guess!

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

This is true. Balto was a movie by Don Bluth. If KAK had just skipped the middle man and gone past Kylen's copying Bluth and gone straight after Bluth, THAT would have been comedy gold.. though short-lived once Bluth set his army of thong-clad cyborg samurai babes on KAK.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

This is true. Balto was a movie by Don Bluth. If KAK had just skipped the middle man and gone past Kylen's copying Bluth and gone straight after Bluth, THAT would have been comedy gold.. though short-lived once Bluth set his army of thong-clad cyborg samurai babes on KAK.

Actually, Bluth was not involved in Balto. It was put out by Universal, but not by Bluth. You must be thinking of The Pebble and the Penguin which was put out by Bluth the same year as Balto in an arctic/antartic setting. Balto was directed by Simon Wells who also had a hand in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story, The Time Machine and Prince of Eqypt.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

IIRC Bluth also did Rockadoodle.

Mmm... I've not heard anything back form KAK over the picture, after I sent her a little 'thank you' for it... I guess she decided I wasn't worth her time.. That, or my art doesn't look just like a Balto rip off so she couldn't copy me without being too obvious over a sudden style change.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Actually, Bluth was not involved in Balto. It was put out by Universal, but not by Bluth. You must be thinking of The Pebble and the Penguin which was put out by Bluth the same year as Balto in an arctic/antartic setting. Balto was directed by Simon Wells who also had a hand in An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story, The Time Machine and Prince of Eqypt.

Nah, I wasn't thinking of that... I just assumed from the style that Bluth's studios, while not himself, had had a hand in it. Guess I was in error. I happens on rare occasion. :)

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

IIRC Bluth also did Rockadoodle.

Mmm... I've not heard anything back form KAK over the picture, after I sent her a little 'thank you' for it... I guess she decided I wasn't worth her time.. That, or my art doesn't look just like a Balto rip off so she couldn't copy me without being too obvious over a sudden style change.

Or maybe she reads this board, and just added you to her hate/stalk/lawsuite black list of a Kylen Miles-pod people Internet conspiracy!

Speaking of this, we all know she's crazy (and possibly retarded). So, maybe she don't know she's copying other people's works and stuff? Like, a schisophrenia?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Who knows how people like her's mind works. Hell, maybe she draw is and is all like 'I DRAWED THIS BY MYSELF' and just... forgets. I would say maybe she looks at it and forgets, but.. some of it's just way too close to be an from-memory type thing.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

Hey, let's ask our leading armchair psychiatrist!

Doctor ZenZhu, what is your opinion about the patient?

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 793

IIRC Bluth also did Rockadoodle.

Just to bust everyone's brain, take into account the fact that this character:

Is voiced by this guy:

Ain't I a stinker?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

UGLY FUCK

OMFG. CAN ANYONE SAY LIVER SPOTS?

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Who knows how people like her's mind works. Hell, maybe she draw is and is all like 'I DRAWED THIS BY MYSELF' and just... forgets. I would say maybe she looks at it and forgets, but.. some of it's just way too close to be an from-memory type thing.

I'm not so sure...

The photomaniped horse when she posted it on dA, she claimed to have painted it digitally from scratch but when she posted it recently on her 'site' she admitted that it was an alter done for class. I don't think she forgets so much as is deliberately trying to mislead people.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Could she have 2 personas that copy echodda's works and battle in internet? =)

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

Could she have 2 personas that copy echodda's works and battle in internet? =)

Jesus Christ, maybe Kylen Miles is actually a Kimmaugh's alter geo?? This would explain attending the same collage, these "do not alter" notes, and also some other of weird stuff :)

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 366

In the immortal words of bugs bunny...

Mmmm... Could Be.

Seriously. This whole KAK affair is so over the top, that quite frankly I'm willing to believe anything.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

Going back to KAK for a bit, many of you might know of her bizarre obsession with Kylen Christine Miles aka Silabub and even went as far as to attend LMU (KCM's university).

Quite frankly I never paid much attention to KCM or her art until recently visiting her site and her VCL gallery. I then remembered her because she was part of the circle of artists (along with Huskie among others) who created their own Art Theft pages (most of which documented actual blatant art theft).

Upon viewing KCM's art I realize that KAK is (or wants to be) an incredibly watered down KCM right down to subject matters, styles and idioms. I was already aware of this comparison of KAK's art to KCM's. Upon visiting KAK's hompage it's easy to see that this image which greets the viewer is a pretty blatant ripoff of this image by KCM which was created years before. Frankly, I'm not sure why KCM never added KAK to her page of shame (although I doubt she updates her page anymore).

I guess my point is, why on earth is KAK so hung up on LAWSUITEING ART STEALERS when she herself is an art theif? Frankly I don't think KAK would even be so interested in art theives if it weren't for the fact that KCM herself had a hall of shame.

That makes me wonder, is KAK trying to be Kylen Miles? Or perhaps she secretly idolizes her for some reason?

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

We'll have Father Merrin to perform an exorcism on Kim... to get
KORNLYN STILES out of her.. =)

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 387

Hey, let's ask our leading armchair psychiatrist!

Doctor ZenZhu, what is your opinion about the patient?

HEY DOC, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.