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Posted: 1/12/2005 12:32:39 AM     Post subject: What happens when you tell Google that "furry sucks&quo  

Inspired by a slow day at work, I took a moment to type "furries suck" into Google just to see what might be out there outside of sites like CYD and EAF. I've also left out anything from SA or PoE, since anything from there is old news. Here are some of the results:

From Lethal Wrestling:
The early reaction by fans has been almost universal disgust with Holly. That’s pretty amazing when you consider that as we close in on 10 years of Internet use by mainstream society the only thing that everyone has ever agreed on is that “furries suck.” But then again Bob has all the online popularity of a gay cartoon porcupine with three oversized penises so that’s not completely unexpected. The real issue is what happens to him now, and to answer that we need to look at who Bob Holly is.


From Wave Magazine:
2. Furries/Plushies
Public Humiliation: 99.95%
Furries are people who dress like animals to have sex with each other, usually without regard for gender of their mate or the species of their costume. If that’s tough to wrap your head around, picture McGruff the Crime Dog coming to your school and humping your mascot’s leg. Plushies have a similar hobby, but instead of having sex with nerds dressed as animals, they consummate their relationships with their stuffed animals. I’m sure you’ve heard of these people; they’re the main reason the Care Bears declared war against us.
Damage to Sex Life: -9.2%
For a plushie out on the prowl, the good news is that barnyard puppets just can’t say no. And as for the furries, they don’t seem to be picky about who they mount. Maybe because they’re ecstatic to find other people with the same debilitating social handicap as themselves, but most likely because everyone looks hot as a six-foot chicken. I mean, who’s with me, how do you not all the way into its chicken hole!?

Distinguishing Characteristics: You’ll know furries and plushies because they’ll either be wearing a crotchless panda suit or just a screaming teddy bear firmly against their crotch, respectively.


A couple of selections from Pimp Production's Douch-of-the-Week:
Burgundy/CKA: I thought I used Fight Club to start that "Why Furries Suck" thread where I allegedly attacked Werewolf and if I didn't, then it was started on Sound Off but moved to the FightClub(after you pussies started flaming me because I didn't like watching animals FUCK EACH OTHER).


mean, not only are you an annoying ass whore, you're THE whore that enjoys jumping onto the bandwagon fads of the internet nerds. When I stated in a thread a LONG ass time ago about how furries were fucking homo-gay beyond belief, this bitch started defending those kids and flamed me for being a "dick".


Not that it matters to me, I fucking hate everyone.


But when you go and start flaming on the furrie loving faggits after EVERYONE ELSE does it(a good 6-8 months after I did it), you get what's comin to you. Don't get pissy when people call you on being a hypocritical bitch...the truth hurts and sometimes you just have to accept the fact that you're NOT from "Tokyo Ghetto #5" and that nobody gives 2 shits about your construed opinion on games when all you have to offer these nerds is some pooter cleavage.


Even though the "furries suck" sentiment is growing steadily on Deviant Art, I've included the following:
furries generally do suck arse around here. there are a few good anthro pictures, by people like jennadelle and goldenwolf or whatever her name is, with actual skill involved in drawing them....
but it's usually their character 'bloodrayne' or 'Isis' or 'asmodeus' wearing really baggy pants, with 100 piercings (the artist wishes their own parents would let them have) crying blood, cutting their wrists or perhaps killing avril lavigne "AND ALL TEENYBOPPERS & POSERS!!!"
or it's their really KAWAIIII vixen/kitty hybrid fursona fucking their other fox/kitty/wolf character, drawn like shit.
heh heh


Those are the most noteworthy ones that don't involve the general exchange of one-liners in forums.

I did find this brief exchange at Tribe.net, which I assume is for online gaming tribes. A fellow named PurrVersatility using an avatar that can only be assumed to be what the person may be in a universe that is completely oppsite from ours.. where hamburgers eat people and folks wear shoes on their head.. demonstrated some prize-winning moments of deer-in-the-headlights general furry cluelessness. (Sure, the profile says female, but I just don't buy it.. there's too much furry gheyboi in there.)

....all of you are guys.
hmmm.
i wonder if maybe the reason you have this dislike for furries is either because you've only heard about old, kinda creepy male furries, you never watch hentai, or you've been rejected by hot furry people.
i think you all need some heavy catgirl watching- such things as Miyuku Chan in Wonderland, with a Cheshire Cat to die for, or Dragon Pink, which also has a cute catgirl slave

Okay, so we launch right in with the notion that furry is comparable to hentai, and if you don't like watching Starfox masturbate, you've never seen an anime babe's tits. We also have "heavy catgirl watching," "a Cheshire Cat ot die for," and "a cute catgirl slave." So, right off the bat, we PV's taking the approach that folks that don't like furries must just not see them as sexual objects enough to have warmed up to them.

Helluva opening statement for the jury, PV.

90% isn't all of them, now, is it?
i'm technically a furry. i feel more attuned to animals than people.

SURPRISE! SURPRISE! Even if a person were a lifestyler or furry "spiritualist," do they have to always use this line? Do we really need to know? Do we care? Maybe folks would give furries the benefit of the doubt a little more if they'd just refrain from divulging all of the details about how Balto changed their life or how everything they need to know about life was learned from a Discovery Channel special on the spotted skunk within the first 5 minutes of meeting someone new.

and, well, i suck, but not in the negative way. :)

And this is relevant to your stance that furries aren't largely loosers and pervs.... how? Way to defy that "furry is all about sex" stereotype.

there are two main groups of furries. furries who include sexuality, and like the porn and whatnot, and the furries who think the porn is disgusting and wrong. these furries consider their fur to be part of who they are.

Wow... PV is really in the know about the furry fandom. I guess since I don't inherently consider furry porn disgusting and wrong... yet I don't consider my "fur" to be part of who I am... I guess that disqualifies me for furry membership. YAY ME!

the definition i agree with and have found to be true is this- a furry is someone who feels part animal all the time. i refer to my friends as my pack, for example. i enjoy feral sex- biting, scratching, and hardcore.

PURRVERSATILITY! CHAMPION AGAINST THE FURRY=SEX STEREOTYPE!

i'm a nuzzler, and i love having my head and back scritched.

As we all know, you can't be just an average human and enjoy.. y'know.. a fucking massage or back scratch.

i am completely aware i'm human- most furries do. i don't feel any need to wear a fur suit- too bloody hot, and, well, if i want to be sexy why cover up my skin and prevent access?

The Navy thanks you for "providing access" for their fighting men.

i like to curl up next to my lovers.

Naturally, proximity to one's loved ones is only desired by those who are in touch with their animal side. The rest of us humans prefer to sit as far away from our spouses and significant others as possible.

about making it a big deal? i agree- it shouldn't be. just like homosexuality, people should get over it. if it isn't your kink, don't do it, and don't bother those who do. ::shrug:: being a heterosexual into "making love" is totally not my kink... in fact, i think it's a bit odd. but hey- i don't have to do it. so it's really not my concern. :)

Boy, this guy just continues to dispell the notion that furry=sex for some folks. It's nice to know, too, that gender orientation is merely a kink. I'm sure it'll make the religious right happy to know it's not really as serious as homosexuals claim.

I saved this bit for last, since it's not entirely relevant, but shows that this PV person is, as I suspect, a guy.. a L.U.G., or just cross-eyed.

i know at least 4 furries who are awesome individuals... one of whom is my ex bf from high school.

just like i can be part of the anime fandom even though i only really enjoy hentai, for example, or my ex g/f can be a part of the anime fandom even tho she only likes Sailor Moon.

Check yer hems.. yer Freudian slip is showing.
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Posted: 1/12/2005 1:03:54 AM     Post subject:  

you've only heard about old, kinda creepy male furries, you never watch hentai, or you've been rejected by hot furry people.


hot furry people

hot furry people

This person is clearly TALKING OUT OF THEIR ASS. I recommend Immodium-AD.
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Posted: 1/12/2005 2:49:03 AM     Post subject: Re: What happens when you tell Google that "furry sucks  


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Zen, I am glad you use your powers for good and not evil. Keep up the good work! :) (I love your posts, fyi)
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Posted: 1/13/2005 1:33:41 AM     Post subject: Re: What happens when you tell Google that "furry sucks  

From Lethal Wrestling:
The early reaction by fans has been almost universal disgust with Holly. That’s pretty amazing when you consider that as we close in on 10 years of Internet use by mainstream society the only thing that everyone has ever agreed on is that “furries suck.” But then again Bob has all the online popularity of a gay cartoon porcupine with three oversized penises so that’s not completely unexpected. The real issue is what happens to him now, and to answer that we need to look at who Bob Holly is.


Now that's just cruel. Whatever you may think of furries, no-one deserves to be compared to Bob Holly ~sighs and shakes head~
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