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Karasawa
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Posted: 1/14/2005 3:19:56 AM     Post subject: Got what I wanted.  

Its amazing how one changes when a mask is on, funny I reclaim it to be simulair as the story "Lord Of The Flies" I got what I wanted from here and heading out before these kids want their flame wars.
But before I got I want to say something, There is no bliss in ignorance bitches!

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Posted: 1/14/2005 3:21:34 AM     Post subject:  

Nice job. You know what to do with the files.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 3:27:01 AM     Post subject:  

Did you have to add that avatar?
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Posted: 1/14/2005 3:42:52 AM     Post subject:  

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The New Meat
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Posted: 1/14/2005 3:48:05 AM     Post subject:  

Karasawa seems to be under the misimpression that he has pwned us in some vague, unknowable way.

TRULY THE JAPANESE ARE A STRANGE AND INSCRUTABLE PEOPLE!!!
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Posted: 1/14/2005 4:01:00 AM     Post subject:  

There is also no bliss in stinking like a red herring, btw you were just too 'rabid' to be believable.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 4:08:33 AM     Post subject:  

WELCOME TO CRYPTIC WEB!
where you don't always get what you want... but you've gotta keep trying anyway.
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Karasawa
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Posted: 1/14/2005 4:09:12 AM     Post subject:  

Who said I was a fur? I'm just helping someone out for a "little" cash.

If need something come talk to me... payment first though
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Posted: 1/14/2005 4:11:35 AM     Post subject:  

I'm just helping someone out for a "little" cash.



Yes, I TOTALLY BELIEVE that you're being paid. And by totally believe, I mean this--> You are dumb.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 4:14:15 AM     Post subject:  

Oh, well...
We'll have to put the emergency signals 'till the admins come and lock this silly thread.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 5:55:13 AM     Post subject:  

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Mitch
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Posted: 1/14/2005 8:44:01 AM     Post subject:  

I have to hand it to you. This site is one of the perfect ones. I'm truly amazed. Excellent job! And its one of the reasons I'm here. Spreading hatred againt the furs. Humiliating them, yeah its beautiful. Liking it?

But your forgetting one thing. There's no bliss in ignorance. Its there. You can feel it. Can you? But when you find it, it'll just find another place. Why make such a site? Is it cause you're somebody who can't accept the world as it is? Or is it the only way to bring humiliation? Or is it cause you're just being funny? But whats funnier is that sites like this made no affect on others lives. It just brough more hatred to others no different than you, and one day when its all done you'll reap what you sow.

Tell everyone this. Post whatever they want. Whatever they feel like.
And Ask them. Whats is the point? We are all human, we all need strict rules to keep ourselves in control. So what is your objective? And who really cares? Cause of ignorance that why the world is even worst as it is. And it's getting worst with each newborn breathing, whos future is people like you, and people like you are a liability to society and man kind.

Its been a bliss writing this to you. I find this interesting.

The reason I'm here is to collect some important files. Why? Just reasons.
And no I'm not a fur, just paying back a deed to one. And my deed has just started done.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 8:48:15 AM     Post subject:  

Oooooh, ok, that made it all clear now... wait, nevermind.
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Kadius
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Posted: 1/14/2005 10:06:43 AM     Post subject:  

I wonder if all these crazies will run away if we turn on the light.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 11:45:03 AM     Post subject:  

Shame. At first, I thought he'd be the sort of guy who'd drop in and throw out some topics that'd incite intelligent conversation. Like the original Usenet troll. Someone I could understand and sympathize with. Someone like me. But now, I don't have the same feeling. It's some guy who was pointed here by someone diseased enough to let us hurt. It's just some guy who hasn't read the charter, who hasn't studied his target.

And in this, he's failed.

There is no objective. We're the band on the Titanic that just keeps on playing. We live off the fandom, for our entertainment, and for some of us, possibly our livelihoods. And we feel it's imploding; nothing lasts forever. So we play on, watching it go down, because we enjoy playing and we enjoy watching. No one's trying to make a difference. We're too jaded for that; the Burned Furs are dead, and the Goons are going nowhere. So we watch. There's no fun to be had in leaving.

Karasawa failed to read this. And thus, failed to understand what he meant to us: entertainment. His posts, like the work of many furries, became our entertainment. He become one more thread of the tapestry that is the furry fandom. And, same as I enjoy typing this, we enjoy looking at the tapestry as it develops, as it's woven by fate and circumstance. At the risk of sounding poetic.

Regardless, this all reeks of Kadaitcha.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 12:46:07 PM     Post subject:  

I have to hand it to you. This site is one of the perfect ones. I'm truly amazed. Excellent job! And its one of the reasons I'm here. Spreading hatred againt the furs. Humiliating them, yeah its beautiful. Liking it?

But your forgetting one thing. There's no bliss in ignorance. Its there. You can feel it. Can you? But when you find it, it'll just find another place. Why make such a site? Is it cause you're somebody who can't accept the world as it is? Or is it the only way to bring humiliation? Or is it cause you're just being funny? But whats funnier is that sites like this made no affect on others lives. It just brough more hatred to others no different than you, and one day when its all done you'll reap what you sow.

Tell everyone this. Post whatever they want. Whatever they feel like.
And Ask them. Whats is the point? We are all human, we all need strict rules to keep ourselves in control. So what is your objective? And who really cares? Cause of ignorance that why the world is even worst as it is. And it's getting worst with each newborn breathing, whos future is people like you, and people like you are a liability to society and man kind.

Its been a bliss writing this to you. I find this interesting.

The reason I'm here is to collect some important files. Why? Just reasons.
And no I'm not a fur, just paying back a deed to one. And my deed has just started done.


Except for the uber-dramatic last sentence, you could re-arrange all of these sentences randomly and it still wouldn't really say anything.
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 1/14/2005 12:58:47 PM     Post subject: Re: Got what I wanted.  

Its amazing how one changes when a mask is on, funny I reclaim it to be simulair as the story "Lord Of The Flies" I got what I wanted from here and heading out before these kids want their flame wars.
But before I got I want to say something, There is no bliss in ignorance *****es!


Weeeeeel. The little troll finally reveals his identity in a last ditch for attention.

Awww, did we ignore the poor wittle trolliekins?

TOUGH TITTY. We don't care what you think. Now go home and stick that finger where I know you want to... up your dog's poop-shoot.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 4:25:30 PM     Post subject:  

...You guys understood that?
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 6:05:06 PM     Post subject:  

There is no objective. We're the band on the Titanic that just keeps on playing. We live off the fandom, for our entertainment, and for some of us, possibly our livelihoods. And we feel it's imploding; nothing lasts forever. So we play on, watching it go down, because we enjoy playing and we enjoy watching. No one's trying to make a difference. We're too jaded for that; the Burned Furs are dead, and the Goons are going nowhere. So we watch. There's no fun to be had in leaving.

Naw, dude. I'm the guy sitting in the theater with a fist full of popcorn in one hand and a handfull of someone elses girlfriend's breast in the other, watching all these fools dancing around onscreen in their best nigger black and wondering how I'm going to get with this girl after such a depressing movie.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 9:04:50 PM     Post subject:  

Naw, dude. I'm the guy sitting in the theater with a fist full of popcorn in one hand and a handfull of someone elses girlfriend's breast in the other, watching all these fools dancing around onscreen in their best nigger black and wondering how I'm going to get with this girl after such a depressing movie.


...are we using the same analogy? How the hell do you find womenfolk within a mile radius of this trainwreck? Fine, then I'm the guy who sits in back and comments on how goddamn stupid the movie is, while people who invade my space tell me 'you just don't understand! how could you be so mean to the actors?' And I'm like, 'what? I paid eight bucks and now I have to sit through this crap? they owe me some freaking respect!' And then the movie never seems to end, but I sort of enjoy ripping it apart for my personal amusement. And in the end, the movie still sucks.
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Posted: 1/14/2005 11:34:16 PM     Post subject:  

I'm the one in middle row with some candy I snuck in. I'm there because I respect two of the actors while the rest mostly suck. The movie is without end, it never ceases to amuse me, and I often find myself laughing during inappropriate scenes.
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Posted: 1/15/2005 12:04:15 AM     Post subject:  

I only came because the few friends I have left consider me a shut-in, and this is their attempt to make me see the bright world. It smells bad, it's too loud, and I think those are two guys kissing in the seats in front of me.

...I'll be out in the parking lot, bumming cigarettes.
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Posted: 1/15/2005 1:11:44 AM     Post subject:  

I'm the guy with a 64-ounce AMPM Mountain Dew with his feet annoyingly close to the person in front of me's head while doing loud drawn-out obnoxious "AWWs" at the "love" scenes.
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Posted: 1/15/2005 3:17:49 AM     Post subject:  

I'm the one in front commenting on how you can see the pixelation in the special effects, and knows what sort of servers they used, and how they suck at their job. While threatening to post a scathing review on "Aint it cool news".

All the while chomping on some smuggled-in Pocky.

Either that, or I'm that guy over on the right that just seems to enjoy the show, even if it's horrible. I'm like that.
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Posted: 1/15/2005 3:39:12 AM     Post subject:  

I'm the guy kind of off in the corner, shouting out "NO DON'T OPEN THE CLOSET DOOR! NO, DON'T-- aww come on.. You KNEW that was going to happen." And then shoving popcorn into my face as my cell phone goes off, despite the pre-screening warnings to turn them off. I proceed to have a loud conversation on the phone with someone named "Julio" with my mouth still full of popcorn, forcing me to repeat much of what I say in between bites.
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Posted: 1/15/2005 5:14:02 AM     Post subject:  

I guess I'm the tall guy with an afro, blockin' your view.
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Posted: 1/15/2005 5:22:02 AM     Post subject:  

I'm the guy who doesn't know what the hell's going on.
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Posted: 1/15/2005 5:45:31 AM     Post subject:  

i'm the guy who drinks his soda too fast and makes you move your feet in so he can get through and go to the bathroom once more.
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Posted: 1/15/2005 6:28:28 AM     Post subject: Re: Got what I wanted.  

Nobody owns me.


Well that may be, but according to a lot of sailors, you sure can be rented.
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Posted: 1/15/2005 11:02:47 AM     Post subject:  

I am the manager of this fleapit theater and I am running up and down the aisles generally freaking out and screaming "Will you damn kids stop that now and settle the fuck down or I'm calling the cops" and threatening to stop the movie and throw everyone out and the whole audience is laughing at me and throwing popcorn boxes and empty soda cans and the cops are in the foyer cause they've just arrested someone for giving away blowjobs in the parking lot and the landlord is on the phone saying how he's had complaints about some of our showings

and then I wake up and OMG THE SHEETS
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Posted: 1/15/2005 12:15:56 PM     Post subject:  

and then I wake up and OMG THE SHEETS


This is normal, dear Mitch. It is part of becoming a young man... to have a noctornal emission - but if it's not gooey, I'm sticking you back in the rubber pants.
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Posted: 1/15/2005 12:56:16 PM     Post subject:  

And no I'm not a fur, just paying back a deed to one. And my deed has just started done.


If a fur was going to hire someone to troll CYD, surely it would be best to send someone who:

1) can actually speak English fluently
2) actually knows how to do it

If you're gonna do a job, do it properly!
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Posted: 1/15/2005 1:14:56 PM     Post subject:  

I am the manager of this fleapit theater and I am running up and down the aisles generally freaking out and screaming "Will you damn kids stop that now and settle the fuck down or I'm calling the cops" and threatening to stop the movie and throw everyone out and the whole audience is laughing at me and throwing popcorn boxes and empty soda cans and the cops are in the foyer cause they've just arrested someone for giving away blowjobs in the parking lot and the landlord is on the phone saying how he's had complaints about some of our showings

and then I wake up and OMG THE SHEETS


Can I be the guy in the projection booth with a camcorder, making a pirated copy for the mob to distribute DVDs on every grimy street corner in Manhattan?
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Posted: 1/17/2005 7:48:17 PM     Post subject:  

I'm the guy that just passed the theater by and went and rented Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.
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Posted: 1/17/2005 8:13:50 PM     Post subject:  

Whoa whoa whoa, nobody rents Harold And Kumar, you either buy or GO TO DAMN CUBA. :x
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 1/18/2005 4:36:07 PM     Post subject:  

I'm the guy in the middle of the theater and OH GOD the characters have jumped off the screen and are running through the aisles and acting WACKY. So I run -girl in tow- to the nearest exit, punching furries in the head and hood-sliding like Bo Duke as we make for my car. We jump in, I hit the gas and fly out of the parking lot and down the road into the cool night air, leaving it all behind. As I glance over at the beautiful female in the seat next to me, she glances back and starts to play with her hair, and we both start laughing.

Then she pulls at her hair and the SKIN COMES OFF OF HER FACE and there's BLODDY FUR underneath, the shock of the sight causing me to run the car off the road and crash it. And then I wake up and
OMG WAY TO MISS THE POINT OF MY POST, GUYS.
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Posted: 1/18/2005 4:48:50 PM     Post subject:  

Then she pulls at her hair and the SKIN COMES OFF OF HER FACE and there's BLODDY FUR underneath, the shock of the sight causing me to run the car off the road and crash it.


IF YOU HARM ONE FUR ON THAT BOI'S HEAD...

Angus Scrimm's real name was "Rory Guy". It's a fact.
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Posted: 1/18/2005 5:40:09 PM     Post subject:  

Shame. At first, I thought he'd be the sort of guy who'd drop in and throw out some topics that'd incite intelligent conversation. Like the original Usenet troll. Someone I could understand and sympathize with. Someone like me. But now, I don't have the same feeling. It's some guy who was pointed here by someone diseased enough to let us hurt. It's just some guy who hasn't read the charter, who hasn't studied his target.

And in this, he's failed.

There is no objective. We're the band on the Titanic that just keeps on playing. We live off the fandom, for our entertainment, and for some of us, possibly our livelihoods. And we feel it's imploding; nothing lasts forever. So we play on, watching it go down, because we enjoy playing and we enjoy watching. No one's trying to make a difference. We're too jaded for that; the Burned Furs are dead, and the Goons are going nowhere. So we watch. There's no fun to be had in leaving.

Karasawa failed to read this. And thus, failed to understand what he meant to us: entertainment. His posts, like the work of many furries, became our entertainment. He become one more thread of the tapestry that is the furry fandom. And, same as I enjoy typing this, we enjoy looking at the tapestry as it develops, as it's woven by fate and circumstance. At the risk of sounding poetic.

Regardless, this all reeks of Kadaitcha.


Couldn't have said it better myself.
I KNEW I'd seen that LJ icon somewhere before!
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Posted: 1/18/2005 5:54:27 PM     Post subject:  



If a fur was going to hire someone to troll CYD, surely it would be best to send someone who:

1) can actually speak English fluently
2) actually knows how to do it

If you're gonna do a job, do it properly!


Its nice and all that people get paid for talking to us, but the 'info' he gained is surely on a public forum anyway....
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Posted: 1/18/2005 6:10:50 PM     Post subject:  

Indeed. Hell, I was lurking here for months before I bothered to sign up and I still know roughly what's going on, and I'm a fricking idiot!
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Posted: 1/19/2005 2:45:38 AM     Post subject:  

I'm the guy that just passed the theater by and went and rented Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.


I'm the pimply faced kid working at blockbuster. Then, as you leave you hear a snicker, since afterall, it's a stoner movie!

Then I wait for a fat furry to rent the lion king for the eightith time...

(Damn, even my fake jobs suck.)
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Posted: 1/19/2005 5:00:24 AM     Post subject:  

And no I'm not a fur, just paying back a deed to one. And my deed has just started done.


If a fur was going to hire someone to troll CYD, surely it would be best to send someone who:

1) can actually speak English fluently
2) actually knows how to do it

If you're gonna do a job, do it properly!


I concur.

If such a fool hired someone to be a troll, that person should ask for their money back. For the job was done quite horribly.

But, all this reaks of KAKism, so I don't think we need to feed the beast any further. At least directly.
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Posted: 1/19/2005 4:27:06 PM     Post subject:  

I'm the pimply faced kid working at blockbuster. Then, as you leave you hear a snicker, since afterall, it's a stoner movie!

Normally I hate stoner films, especially since I take a very dim view on drug use. But, I don't think it was even a stoner flick in the sense like Half Baked or the Cheech & Chong movies. The pot was the catalyst for the events, but really didn't dominate the film. There was a lot more to it than two stoned guys with the munchies. Either way, it was funny as hell.

The outtakes at the end of the deleted scenes are priceless.....

I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!
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Posted: 1/20/2005 4:58:59 AM     Post subject:  

True, it wasn't that bad of a stoner film. A bit like "Dude, Where's my car?", only White Castle was actually funny in bits.
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