Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 353

Somebody wrote an entry about furries on this site: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Furries

The species-dysmorphic.

This is what happens when kids are raised by television cartoons, constantly told to play with talking teddy bears, or excessively roleplay the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles RPG. A more gentle view is of modern Animism. Furries are disturbing due to the intricate, full-body suits - known as fursuits - some build and a few wear during sex. Furry artwork tends to species-blend and be overtly sexual. Furries claim to be born the way they are, like fags, but they're actually just delusional and chose to be furry to fit in with someone, as every other subculture has rejected them. packetgrinder theorizes most furries are simply run-of-the-mill fags who are too grotesque to convince others have anal sex with them unless their flabby zit-covered bodies are completely cloaked in a 50/50 cotton-poly tiger costume.

Note that they added a link to CYD on the bottom. :)

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

It should be a lynx costume, rather than a tiger costume... then it would be "spot" on.

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

Gahahahahah. Twenty bonus points to the Internet. I'm goin' to the park to play catch with my wolf spirit now.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

Interesting find. BTW, I don't believe I've seen this website before. Is it trying to be like Wikipedia or something?

SquareMoogle · Venter Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 238

Not quite, it's a comedy site and they already have a bunch of furry shit.

Mairi · Qualificator Joined: 17 Jun 2004 Posts: 2

Ohhhgods, I explored, and they reposted a Bernal pic. WHo wants to start the pot on when he finds out, and starts working to sue?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Ohhhgods, I explored, and they reposted a Bernal pic. WHo wants to start the pot on when he finds out, and starts working to sue?

dude, which pic is that?

RailFoxen · Venter Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 251

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Yiff, but they should have chosen an average furry artist, no better way to illustrate how poorly done and offensive to the senses typical yiff is...

Xarai · Apocrisiary Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 44

Wikipedia has articles on furry, furry fandom, and yiff.

The furry article on Wikipedia used to have a link to CYD, but a furry (surprise!) reverted it, leaving the link to nothingkat, strangely enough.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Ah, I thought that was the pic.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Ah, I thought that was the pic.

One of the ones freely available on www.yiff.ru anyway.

BTW, it's interesting to compare this to the more 'mainstream' Wikipedia entry on "furries".

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

Somebody wrote an entry about furries on this site: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Furries

Note that they added a link to CYD on the bottom. :)

Hrm, slanted but mostly true.. For instance:

Typically Associated with Furries
plushies
voraphiles
unbirthing
macrophiles

Typically associated with furries? Ok, plushies, a GOOD number of furries at least own a stuffed animal, so thats pretty frekken true.. but the others?
Well I certainly know the fandom has changed alot over the years I've been peeking around, but I would hope that it hasn't reached the state where some of these other things, well, actually now that I think about it macrophiles are pretty prominent.. uhh my margin is shrinking. hmm, the vores have been gaining alot of ground lately.... unbirthing is related to that in a way.. aw shit

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Hrm, slanted but mostly true.. For instance:

Typically Associated with Furries
plushies
voraphiles
unbirthing
macrophiles

Typically associated with furries? Ok, plushies, a GOOD number of furries at least own a stuffed animal, so thats pretty frekken true.. but the others?
Well I certainly know the fandom has changed alot over the years I've been peeking around, but I would hope that it hasn't reached the state where some of these other things, well, actually now that I think about it macrophiles are pretty prominent.. uhh my margin is shrinking. hmm, the vores have been gaining alot of ground lately.... unbirthing is related to that in a way.. aw shit

ALL YUOR INTARNETS ARE NWO BELONG TO FURREHS!!!!1!!1Z!

The whole of the internet is at stake. Mission? We gotta drop some knowledge on they dumb selves befoe it too late.

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

My bad. "reached *A* state"
:)

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

Somebody wrote an entry about furries on this site: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Furries

The species-dysmorphic.

This is what happens when kids are raised by television cartoons, constantly told to play with talking teddy bears, or excessively roleplay the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles RPG. A more gentle view is of modern Animism. Furries are disturbing due to the intricate, full-body suits - known as fursuits - some build and a few wear during sex. Furry artwork tends to species-blend and be overtly sexual. Furries claim to be born the way they are, like fags, but they're actually just delusional and chose to be furry to fit in with someone, as every other subculture has rejected them. packetgrinder theorizes most furries are simply run-of-the-mill fags who are too grotesque to convince others have anal sex with them unless their flabby zit-covered bodies are completely cloaked in a 50/50 cotton-poly tiger costume.

Note that they added a link to CYD on the bottom. :)

Is it just me or am I the only one that's more bothered by the fact somebody actually took the time to sit in front of a computer and type all that stuff out in the first place?

What's stranger the fetish that's reported or the person who does the looking for stuff to report on the festish?