Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

As we're all aware, furries tolerate almost everything, as long as it dresses "furry". But there are limits:

Stupidity of the Day
The babyfurs. I have to mention the babyfurs. What is fucking wrong with you? So you get off on acting like a baby. Fine. I will not criticize your fetishes. Anyone who knows me on Tapestries knows how open-minded I am toward weird fetishes (though to be fair, most of the stuff I do online does not translate into my real life desires). But keep it to yourselves! I don't wander through the dealers' room trying to steal the panties of every girl I see, so why should you go around publically flauting your ability to wear Luvs? This is not a "We Accept Your Kink No Matter How Weird It Is" convention, even though the furry kink may be weird itself. It's a convention specifically for the appreciation of the genre of art, literature, etc. that deals with anthropomorphic animals. It is not for people whose closest connection to furry is carrying around a Clifford the Big Red Dog plushie while they shit themselves. And even if you do like furry stuff, you have no excuse to force your fucked-up little kink on everyone else at the con. You need to realize this. It's not like no one can smell your dirty diapers. You don't see people walking around with a sign that says, "I AM A PEDOPHILE!" or "I FUCK MY DOG!" Keep it to yourselves! When you are ostracized from a group that is itself ostracized from most other groups, perhaps it's time you get the fucking picture and leave the damn Pampers at home, or at least in your hotel room. No one wants to smell your piss while they are looking at cartoon pornography. No one appreciates having someone with a diaper full of shit walking through a room full of two hundred other people! Get that through your heads! You are not wanted at these conventions at best, and actively hated at worst. Go away. Don't come back. Fuck you.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

Yes. Because it's fucking stupid.

And I don't know who that person is but I like them just little bit more for that quote.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Amen to that. Maybe one or two furries are starting to realize their personal kinks and interest in cartoon animals don't go hand in hand. Not to mention one of the biggest reasons furries are stigmatized is because they can't keep their furry fetishes/religion/lifestyle to themselves. If you'd just shut up about how The Lion King is your guide to life, or Balto saw you through puberty for two seconds and talked about something not related little fuzzy talking animals, people might see you as something other than a fat geek transfixed on the lion from The Chronicles of Narnia. Double demerits if you can't shut your yap about your "furry sexuality."

It's nice to see someone daring to speak up about these things, but I don't envy the hate mail he's going to get with accusations of being TEH INTOLERANT NAZI!!!

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

Oh.My.God.

YES.

I remember back about a year ago when Poofy posted a link to some euro-fur's post about wearing a diaper and shitting himself while his parents were out.

WHY do people find the feel of their shit between their ass cheeks satisfying?

I don't understand.

But then again, I don't understand why woman thing having floss between their ass cheeks is comfortable, either, so there ya go.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 408

Walking around with shit in the diapers and being defensive about it crosses my personal line of punching someone in the face.

In 2000 I didn't believe it could get any worse.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

WHY do people find the feel of their shit between their ass cheeks satisfying?

-It burns! It BURRNNSSSS!

But to these folks it feels somehow safe and soothing? =)

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 314

I would imagine it's rather lumpy, as well.

...At least we can be thankful Pink isn't into THAT. *knocks on wood* I think I'd have to scrape my brain wout with a stick if she started uploading pics of herself in a diaper. I'm sure, however, that wouldn't happen, given her fixation with toiletry.

Stoneth · Vociferator Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 545

I personally having nothing against babyfurs. I do however feel that some people feel too often the need to flaunt their kinks at cons when it's uncalled for. You don't see people walking arround in full pony-play gear at cons. (Or do you? It's been awhile since I've last been to a con.)

Bloodied · Qualificator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 33

I personally having nothing against babyfurs. I do however feel that some people feel too often the need to flaunt their kinks at cons when it's uncalled for.

Indeed, leave it in private. That way, they can do what they like and I don't have to deal with it. Scat just creeps me the hell out and Sherer (who seems to be about the sanest webcomic artist I've come across in a while) hit the nail on the head. Pretty much sums up why I'm a furry that'll never go to a con: too many scarily fucked up people :shock:

robot717 · Qualificator Joined: 28 Jun 2004 Posts: 26

Wouldn't shitting yourself and walking around with it be irritating if not downright painful? I meen it would probably be like walking around with sandpaper between your ass cheeks.How the hell could someone get off on something like that.It'd be like getting off on being kicked in the nuts.

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 660

Having been at FC over the weekend, I was told that, if you saw someone with a kinda lumpy ass who was wearing overalls, they were a baby fur. There were a lot of lumpy-assed people wearing overalls.

Didn't notice any smell myslef, but I have a really weak sense of smell*. Also, it was a nerd con, so everything kinda smells sweaty and rank.

* Unlike my TOTEM SPIRIT AVATAR ANIMAL

Ruggy · Qualificator Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Posts: 10

I don't get how it would be a pleasant reminder of childhood or any weirdness like that. I mean, isn't that a reason babies start bawling, that they've shat themselves? Even from the beginning you know it's not pleasant.

I think I might be sorely tempted to hand out training potties to these people. I wonder if they'd get the hint.

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

WHY do people find the feel of their shit between their ass cheeks satisfying?

IIRC, recently some babyfur posted here, explaining the whys and whats of the babyfur/diaper thing... can anyone recall in which thread? (Provided you really want to know, that is. My brain mercifully refused to register the details.)

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

IIRC, recently some babyfur posted here, explaining the whys and whats of the babyfur/diaper thing... can anyone recall in which thread? (Provided you really want to know, that is. My brain mercifully refused to register the details.)

Oh come on... who fucking cares. I don't wear my heart, or my perversions on my sleeve, they've got not excuse to do it outside of their own closed bedroom.

However, to answer, no, I don't recall the thread.

Bloodied · Qualificator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 33

Mental self defense; well done that man

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

I think I might be sorely tempted to hand out training potties to these people. I wonder if they'd get the hint.

I'm sorely tempted to bury them all under a parking garage.

Ruggy · Qualificator Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Posts: 10

I think I might be sorely tempted to hand out training potties to these people. I wonder if they'd get the hint.

I'm sorely tempted to bury them all under a parking garage.

Sewage treatment plant?

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

This is not a "We Accept Your Kink No Matter How Weird It Is" convention, even though the furry kink may be weird itself. It's a convention specifically for the appreciation of the genre of art, literature, etc. that deals with anthropomorphic animals.

This guy won't last long much longer in the furry scene, sadly. This is why their best artists eventually say 'I want out!'.

Akhetnu · Qualificator Joined: 27 Dec 2004 Posts: 25

Actually, I was at the con and it gave me hope for the fandom. Looking around, I saw that most of the people there looked normal. Yes, you had your pudgy fan types, but overall there were mostly regular guys and girls just wanting to have fun with art and suiting. (I myself wore my silk anubis suit with pre-fab head, although I didnt enter any fursuit contests since I really didnt construct anything of it myself). Maybe some had kinks, but you wouldn't know it by looking at them. Which is the point of this wonderful thing called Privacy.

THe only significant aberrations WERE the babyfurs in overalls (most of them overweight with the mandatory babyfur five o clock shadow...I mean if youre going baby, at least get a decent razor). However, Many babyfurs I know of were not in overalls. A friend of mine made 'Fetus Furs" posters as a joke...which were promptly torn down by many babyfurs.

This leads us to the babyfur subdivisions...most babyfurs I talk do DONT crap or pee in their diapers, and I suspect that those are the ones you cant tell in the crowd. In fact, alot of the babyfurs look DOWN on the ones who crap their diapers. And some of the babyfurs even thought that the Fetus Furs posters were pretty funny.

I have started many "to crap or not to crap" discussions on IRC furnet #babyfurs and the most common response is "ewww thats gross!" Even some of the more well known babyfurs say that gives them a bad name. I think its still a case of the 1% being too vocal and making others think they are a majority.

Still, the con rocked, and I even met the infamous Sibe....and you know what? Hes pretty cool. He got booted becasue some jerk in security said he was a convicted pedophile (a check of his records later showed this to be false). So I took a badge of his and added phrases like "Sibe...hes not that bad" and "sibe's replacement"...and made copies. More than a few were happy to support sibe. ah, propaganda. it tastes so beefy.

And I still have hope for fandom now.

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 180

This leads us to the babyfur subdivisions...most babyfurs I talk do DONT crap or pee in their diapers, ...

I have started many "to crap or not to crap" discussions on IRC furnet #babyfurs ....

WHAT

If I ever found myself starting a "crap or not to crap" conversation with babyfurs, or even considered PONDERING the divisions within, I would seriously consider drinking myself to death.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

Actually, I was at the con and it gave me hope for the fandom. Looking around, I saw that most of the people there looked normal. Yes, you had your pudgy fan types, but overall there were mostly regular guys and girls just wanting to have fun with art and suiting. (I myself wore my silk anubis suit with pre-fab head, although I didnt enter any fursuit contests since I really didnt construct anything of it myself).

Id actually be interested in seeing a pic of the head/mask if its available anywhere.

for reasons unbeknownst, even to me, Ive been looking for a particular style anubis mask for years. I cant even say what that style is other than Id know it when I see it.

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 660

A friend of mine made 'Fetus Furs" posters as a joke...which were promptly torn down by many babyfurs.

I saw those. I managed to save one as a souveneir before The Man confiscated it. It was nifty.

I'm fapping to it right now.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

Fetus furs... they would be pretty cool, just curling into a ball and most importantly - not doing anything.

I clearly remember my own zygote phase as if it were only yesterday.. and it was pretty sweet.

A friend of mine made 'Fetus Furs" posters as a joke...which were promptly torn down by many babyfurs.

I saw those. I managed to save one as a souveneir before The Man confiscated it. It was nifty.

I'm fapping to it right now.

clean it off and scan it !

Xarai · Apocrisiary Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 44

A friend of mine made 'Fetus Furs" posters as a joke...which were promptly torn down by many babyfurs.

I saw those. I managed to save one as a souveneir before The Man confiscated it. It was nifty.

I'm fapping to it right now.

clean it off and scan it !

Seconded. THIS MUST BE POSTED.

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 660

I'll have access to a scanner come Saturday, at which point I'll scan and post it.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

It'd be like getting off on being kicked in the nuts.

SHH! You'll give 'em another idea.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

There are people into that.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

IIRC, recently some babyfur posted here, explaining the whys and whats of the babyfur/diaper thing... can anyone recall in which thread? (Provided you really want to know, that is. My brain mercifully refused to register the details.)

somewhere in this thread.

read it, and experiance being KARISIZED all over again!

Actually, I was at the con and it gave me hope for the fandom. Looking around, I saw that most of the people there looked normal. Yes, you had your pudgy fan types, but overall there were mostly regular guys and girls just wanting to have fun with art and suiting. (I myself wore my silk anubis suit with pre-fab head, although I didnt enter any fursuit contests since I really didnt construct anything of it myself). Maybe some had kinks, but you wouldn't know it by looking at them. Which is the point of this wonderful thing called Privacy.

That's actually the creepy thing about fursuits; they're purposfully made to conceal something, which leads most intuitive people to wonder what creepiness is being hidden from them.

Still, the con rocked, and I even met the infamous Sibe....and you know what? Hes pretty cool. He got booted becasue some jerk in security said he was a convicted pedophile (a check of his records later showed this to be false). So I took a badge of his and added phrases like "Sibe...hes not that bad" and "sibe's replacement"...and made copies. More than a few were happy to support sibe. ah, propaganda. it tastes so beefy.

He seems kind of cool, but if I ever met him I'd have to punch him in the face. Nothing personal, but I have to maintain my own high standing in the fandom, not to mention my lucrative furry porn sells.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

There are people into that.

There are people into nailing their nuts to 2X4's, and penis splitting.

I can provide links to pictures if anyone's in the mood...?

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

NO split penises.. and change that awful pink avatar! <=)

Akhetnu · Qualificator Joined: 27 Dec 2004 Posts: 25

The only thing my fursuit conceals is my cute self! And when I looked around the fursuit lounge, most of the other suiters looked like normal everyday guys.

For the record, here's a URL if where my anubis head was purchased:

http://www.costumesheadtotoe.com/Item/AS02.htm

It's in the upper right hand corner of the picture.

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Just for the record, 'normal everyday guys' don't pay 295 bucks for a halloween mask.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

NO split penises.. and change that awful pink avatar! <=)

Better then?

:twisted:

Akhetnu · Qualificator Joined: 27 Dec 2004 Posts: 25

Actually, the anubis head was a gift...I wear the head often during ancient egyptian rituals that I put on. It was an excellent investment. And I'm a functional eccentric. :P

AngryPuritan · Vociferator Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 399

Eh, as long as your mummified cat isn't SPHed I guess you're harmless.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

The only thing my fursuit conceals is my cute self!

:P

For the record, here's a URL if where my anubis head was purchased:

http://www.costumesheadtotoe.com/Item/AS02.htm

It's in the upper right hand corner of the picture.

Ahh. I don't know about spending money on anything from a site that has poor spelling. In fact, I think I'm pretty much going to have to be against it on pure principal.

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 218

NO split penises.. and change that awful pink avatar! <=)

LOL. It is quite distracting.

Mastertran · Prattler Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 174

I like it.