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How do you get gay angst out of Pizza Cats?

I just don't get the whole angst/sex/gaysexxorz deal with slash fiction. Okay... I can understand how someone might find it entertaining to finally put all of the public's speculations about what Shaggy and Scooby do that gives them the munchies, or how Fred and Daphne ditch Velma to take the skinboat to tunatown... or why Velma is soooo into K. D. Lang... in a drunken frat boy kinda way.

But to take stuff like Samurai Pizza Cats and bother to take the time to write a serious story involving angst, death, gay sex, or what the hell ever is one of the saddest wastes of time there is. If you wanna take SPC or other silly characters and write a silly story.. eh.. I can pass that off as a semi-creative waste. But if you're taking SPC, ninja turtles, SWAT Kats, or other silly cartoon characters and having them get all angsty and crying rivers of blood in an attempt to do a serious story... I'm sorry.. you lose.. you lose bigger than the guy that casts Pauly Shore in a movie adaptation of Death Be Not Proud or Wanda Sikes in Lisa, Bright and Dark.

At least create your own characters for yer little Metallica Black Album passion play... but, Samurai Pizza Cats or something for TEH DRAMA.... why???????????

SPC slash? Shame.. No, really. Samurai Pizza Cats was the only modern anime cartoon that I can recall actually trying to follow and watch.. Maybe because, at least with the american dubbing, it's almost a parody.... or something, odd indeed. I don't know if Saban had his hands on it but it has a similar flavor as the old Zu-Rangers (sic?) that he used to show that were overtly dubbed in parody (This was before the power rangers kiddie fan explosion). Samurai Pizza Cats, meet fan dick. oh god

Oh it definatly was. SPC was my favorite show for a while. It was funny because the translators just fucked around, ditched all the cultural stuff American audiences wouldn't follow... added funny voice-overs over the many, many still frames and recycled footage. Thats what made the show better here than it was in Japan. In a way, the SPC that aired in the states and Canada already was a spoof. Tho they followed the plots of the episodes as closely as they could. It seems sometimes they just wrote scripts to go along with what was shown on the screen. Hey, it worked, right ? :)

The Japanese version, so I've been told, was a show for very young kids and was way more serious.. basically, it sucked.

Far as I remember it was syndicated by Saban. At least I seem to remember their logo at the end of the episodes.

or why Velma is soooo into K. D. Lang... in a drunken frat boy kinda way.

*** ANIME FAG ALERT ***

I've got one more to say: these guys are actually ninja. Kyatto Ninden Teyande - Ninja Legend Cats (or something).

Saying they're samurai REAPES MY SOUL and all.

*** ANIME FAG ALERT ***

I've got one more to say: these guys are actually ninja. Kyatto Ninden Teyande - Ninja Legend Cats (or something).

Saying they're samurai REAPES MY SOUL and all.

The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note:
their antics take your breath away - like furrballs in your throat !

They also have an odd one where what appears to be one giant Ninja is actually several naked female Ninjas.

I HATE YOU BAKA

Im surprised more people didnt get into the Pizza Cats. Werent they all robot animals just like in Sonic the Hedgehog ? At least thats what I remember from the sonic games.

I'm guessing it would stir up proprietary conflicts with Ninja Turtles.

And what is a proprietary conflict?

And what is a proprietary conflict?

That may not be the most apt term for what I meant, but basically that if it was "Ninja Pizza Cats," that would smack too much of the Ninja Turtles title and there might be a scuffle that ensued. By proprietary conflict, I meant the Ninja Turtles owners could claim the Pizza Cats were attempting to cash in on the turtles by being too similar.

No, I mean there may have been a decision from the folks who acquired the rights to show it in the U.S. to change the title so it couldn't be considered too much like Ninja Turtles. That happens all the time. That's one reason Detective Conan was changed to Case Closed when it aired in the U.S. They also retitle stuff a lot to something they figure might sound better in English.. such as changing Gatchaman to "Battle of the Planets" when it aired long, long ago.

No, I mean there may have been a decision from the folks who acquired the rights to show it in the U.S. to change the title so it couldn't be considered too much like Ninja Turtles. That happens all the time. That's one reason Detective Conan was changed to Case Closed when it aired in the U.S. They also retitle stuff a lot to something they figure might sound better in English.. such as changing Gatchaman to "Battle of the Planets" when it aired long, long ago.

Here you go :)
"They've got more fur than any turtle ever had!" <Grins> forgot about that line.



SAMURAI PIZZA CATS INTRO

If I find any CDs I might still have... which aren't dead by now, I'll probably offer them.

Sadly, I never watched SPC before then. I mean, they were on before Tiny Toons, which meant they were for the REAL YOUNG kids (so I thought), and the exit theme seemed retarded to me. Oh, how wrong I was.

...why they made the crossdressing fox 'Big Cheese' is beyond me.

Wasn't it also called G-Force and Eagle Riders?

Well, not really. Way back in the early eighties they had all those blatant rip-offs: Radioactive Juvenile Blackbelt Hampsters, Microwaved Geriatric Jujitsu Gerbils, etc etc. (the kangaroo one was the funniest title but Im drawing a blank here..)

I guess the most idiotic transretardation was "Samurai X" for Rurouni Kenshin (not counting making a whole new and just painfully stupid movie out of Nausicaa, of course, but this beats just EVERYTHING).

That would be the "Pre-Teen Dirty-Gene Kung-Fu Kangaroos". Pretty blatant, eh? :D

Yeah, but at least Disney has the distribution rights to Nausicaä. Let's hope they do a good job bringing it over and dubbing it like they've done with Ghibli's other films. (Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away I feel were dubbed very well.)

George could not bear to look Jane in the eye, and what was more was that she knew why as sure as George knew what would cause Mr. Spacely to scream until he was hoarse. Not meeting her gaze, he turned away, struggling not to respond to the sound of her sobbing, obscured by Rosie's continued prattling. He now regretted more than ever giving Mr. Spacely what he asked for after work, and yet, craved it more intensely than anything Jane could do for him, or even his daughter Judy who, he realized, would likely be drunk and receptive after her date with Elroy's babysitter.