Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

bobby · Prattler Joined: 27 Oct 2003 Posts: 167

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=4192

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Buffalo Quozl wrote...

Well, as it says above, I'm transgendered- I'm a male hetero crossdresser, IRL, but I'm inot "in your face" about it-- Although I will be open about it, I'm actusally very shy on the whole matter.

Wait...He's a crossdresser? Holy fucking shit. It's bad enough seeing him in the usual sweatpants and stained shirt but...ugh.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

My, he's... aged well :twisted:

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

At least his photo is a little bit better, but he still has that ... that ... hair.

Now instead of looking like a furry fantard he looks like a trekkie (maybe it's just the undershirt in lieu of the CFE shirt).

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

it's like a hairy nightmare

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Although I don't consider myself a "furry lifestyler" (I don't make a big deal about my furry side)

That's like Jerry Seinfeld saying "Well, true, I did a little comedy, but probably nothing you've ever heard of..."

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

You know, that guy looks surprisingly a lot like this dude who I sat in front of at MFM..... does he speak crappy English? If not.. I like found his body double. >.>

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

He should dye his hair hot pink.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

He should dye his hair hot pink.

Let's play Quozl telephone!

Me first: "He should die while wearing hot pink".

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Now...

Please, please tell me that this is some PoE trick, and that the creature from furry nightmares past has not returned from his mother's basement to stalk the Earth.

My pluses:

How kyuute! =3 He says 'pulses' instead of something mundane like 'attributes'.

I'm polite

"Can I please slap your ass, Miss MacNielle?"

I listen

"...but only if you have pepperspray."

I'm always friendly, unless I'm pushed

Technically, Osama can say this too.

I'm intelligent, with an IQ of about 130-135

Actually the sad part is this is more likely a case of his dumbassery than outright lying. You see, children who are introverts, or a bit nerdy in school, tend to have issues. They eventually get an IQ test. Now a score of '100' means you are average for your agegroup.

An adult and child can both score '100' and the child is still far dumber.

So likely, being fucked up and maybe nerdy, he was probably tested in 8th grade and scored this, and is stupid and egotistical enough to think it stays the same for the rest of his life.

That or he's a compulsive liar.

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

http://www.pounced.org/personals/viewad.php?hpad=4192

"I'm transgendered- I'm a male hetero crossdresser, IRL,"

"I'm almost 40, still single,"

A male hetero crossdresser who's STILL SINGLE?? NO WAY!!!

I'm guessing that even the "Everyone's had more sex than me" bunny has had more sex than Quozl.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I have no interest in having children, though.

Halleighluia!!!

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

:shock: Dearest God in Heaven! there are worse things than HELL!!!! :shock:

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Just look at that sexy biatch. He's polite (except to voices of pink bunnies), he listens (to restraining orders), he's always friendly (perhaps a bit too much) and he's got an IQ of about 130-135. He's got hair that resembles a Turkish weight-lifter's armpists. He's into crossdressing.

HOW IS IT THAT THIS MAN REMAINS SINGLE?

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

The fact that he felt the need to list cheese under his likes.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

as the dying Col.Kurtz said..."The horror!...the HORROR!"

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Should he really put his photo up for everyone to see? That could be dangerous for his health.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Guys, you shouldn't say such mean things about Quozl.

What I see here is someone who is very sensitive and caring. I can understand his plight, for better or for worse. I can relate to him on so many levels that I've decided to follow his example: I'm going to stalk Tress MacNielle. You see, I too have this passionate desire for one of the characters she's played...

I just get all sweaty whenever Mom says something. Like when she says to "Shove a big, old melon in it!" I say, "Anywhere YOU want me to shove it, baby! Ooooh yeeeah!"

Also, I've decided to stalk Maurice LaMarche...

Morbo is sexy.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

I'm always friendly, unless I'm pushed

Technically, Osama can say this too.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Things I enjoy:
Music, almost any kind
Comedy
Science Fiction
Radios
Clocks & calendars
Cheese
Languages, although I'm proficient in none (although I'm partial to writing systems)
Plushies
Astronomy and space stuff
And of course, anthropomorphic art & stories

Clocks and Calendars? Cheese? I mean, are those his hobbies? Where are stalking, fwapping, and Tiny Toons Soap?

Also, he is proficient in no languages. Does that include English?

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Gourging down cheetoes and abusing kittens
Underaged bunnies drawn by Wooley Mittens
Batches of Genuses tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Hermafrodite ponies in expensive doodles
Reindeers and cowbells and yiffing with poodles
Cross-dressing all up with my faery wings
These are a few of my favorite things

When the mundanes, come harass me, when I'm feeling sad...
I simply remember the great life I've had....and then I don't feel so bad...

Singalong! =)

http://betty.hypermax.net.au/myfavoritethings.mid

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Gourging down cheetoes and abusing kittens
Underaged bunnies drawn by Wooley Mittens...

BRAVO! APPLAUSE! FORTISSIMO! Donny, that was Van Trapp-riffic. =)

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Gourging down cheetoes and abusing kittens
Underaged bunnies drawn by Wooley Mittens...

BRAVO! APPLAUSE! FORTISSIMO! Donny, that was Van Trapp-riffic. =)

Okay, this is stolen from Cap'n Profanity on the PoE forums, but:

Dog cocks and tube socks and wet sheep vaginas
Hiding in haystacks so farmers can't find us
Bundling up hamsters with duct tape and string,
These are a few of my bestial things

:D

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

You know..the night I try to leave, this pops up. God, you people are as addictive as heroin! I can't stop reading! :cry: :wink:

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Bravo, Donny! That was wonderful. :lol:

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

The fact that he felt the need to list cheese under his likes.

Wallace & Grommit now are on a strictly lactose-free diet after reading that.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Things I enjoy:
Music, almost any kind
Comedy
Science Fiction
Radios
Clocks & calendars
Cheese
Languages, although I'm proficient in none (although I'm partial to writing systems)
Plushies
Astronomy and space stuff
And of course, anthropomorphic art & stories

Clocks and Calendars? Cheese? I mean, are those his hobbies? Where are stalking, fwapping, and Tiny Toons Soap?

Also, he is proficient in no languages. Does that include English?

Yes, trust me after you hear him talk. I'm pretty sure it was him now.. >.> Ew.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Gourging down cheetoes and abusing kittens
Underaged bunnies drawn by Wooley Mittens

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

CROSSDRESSER TRANSGENDERED ACK ACK ACK :shock:

edit: hey bobby, what's shakin'? :>

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

<snif> This whole thing brings a tear to my eye. Quozl has given us such a goldmine of comedy riches. Thank you, you crazy cross-dressing, toon-raping, actress-stalking psychotic! You and Gonterman make life worth living!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

And remember guys,
YOU DESTROYED HIS LIFE!

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

Quozal makes me ill. He also makes me doubt the sanity of the country.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

Yo! Gargoyelim,er Gargoyle,The "Q" man already destroyed himself(wer'e just throwing dirt on the carcass to cover the stench!)

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Someone doesn't understand sarcasm...

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

I like how he's so quick to try and insinuate that we've disgraced him forever. I mean, he did pull that shit quite a long time ago, and it's not inconcievable that by now he might have realised what a complete and utter creepy dipshit he was. But he hasn't. He has yet to apologise for what he's done; in fact he has yet to really acknowledge it.

I mean, if he really truly and genuinely felt sorry for pulling such an ugly stunt I'd actually start to feel sorry for him and maybe, you know, change the article or something. But he doesn't, and is just whining that we've RUINED HIS LIFE.

That man is one sad litle bitch.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

I've been hearing a new slogan, "furry for life!" from some of the younger hardcore lifestylers. Quozl's personal ad serves as a stern warning of what can happen when one dedicates every aspect of their lives to furrydom.

It's more of a OMG MY EYES link, but for those who want to enjoy some retro Quozel, spend A Night In Babs' Room.

Buster collapses next to Babs on her bed, while Fifi gawks at the both of them, and notices Buster's 7-inch shaft...

Fifi: "OOH-LALA! What a piece of le meat!"

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Ooh-la-la what a piece of le shit.

Babs' mother: "Buster & Babs! Please keep it quiet in here! We're trying to watch `Jeopardy!' in the living room! And after you two are done, I want you both to clean up! No need to smell like sweat *all* the time!"

See, it's okay, cause their parents are cool with it! And why the hell is this in script format? Was he planning to submit this to Warner Brothers?

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

All characters copyright (c) and trademarked (tm) 1993, 1994
Warner Brothers Animation/Amblin Entertainment;
used for cheap laughs! :)
.
.
.
Story copyright (c) 1993, 1994 Dennis M. "Quozl" Falk

Copyright notices on a derivative work?

Now Quozl's the cheap laugh.

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

See, it's okay, cause their parents are cool with it! And why the hell is this in script format? Was he planning to submit this to Warner Brothers?

You kidding?? The clueless spaz probably even demanded an advance copy of the animatics and have prior approval to make sure enough cumshots were shown.

.................and for Tress MacNeille to visit his house every night for blowjobs.

Copyright notices on a derivative work?

Now Quozl's the cheap laugh.

Let's repost the fic under another person's name as the author and see if the Quoz threatens a law suite.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Copyright notices on a derivative work?

Now Quozl's the cheap laugh.

Let's repost the fic under another person's name as the author and see if the Quoz threatens a law suite.

Funny, I was thinking the same thing.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Not a real name, that would only disgrace the poor person whose name we used. *cough* Mike Hirtes *cough*

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

What is the deal with these furry pornsters using their real names and photos? I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want customers coming into work, looking at my name tag and saying "Hey! You wrote that story about Babs getting screwed in the bum by Plucky Duck!" Worse, I wouldn't want friends and family to come accross this crap. Then again, maybe Dennis and pals, back in Ye Olde Days, didn't expect the "interweb" to catch on like it did, and that being outted as a furry nutter was just a google search away. Or, perhaps they're so screwed up they really DON'T see anything wrong with it all. Or most likely of all, they don't have real jobs, social lives, etc, and never have to worry about life outside the glowy box.

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

At least Fifi's in character. Also why stalk Tress MacNeille sure she voiced Babs Bunny but it's not like she's hot or anything she's just pretty normal looking.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Cause you can stick a carrot inside her.

Babs: "Hold on, I gotta get the phone... Don't stop, OK?" She picks up the
receiver. "Hello? Oh, *hi* Harriet! Well, I can't talk *too* much, I've got
company over. Hmm? Oh, its Buster. *mmmMMMMMmmm* What was that? Oh, I'm
trying to get intimate here with Bus.... *oooooOOOOOOOoooh! AAAaaaaaAAhhh!*
Oh, sorry Harriet... He's... *MMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmOHMYGOD!* *pantpantpant* Oh,
he's just... *RRRRrrr*... sliding a carrOOOOOT!... out of me... I'll call ya
later." *click!* "*OOOOOOOOOOOOAAaaAAAAAAAAAHHH!* Don't stop! That feels too
good!" "As God as my witness, I'll never go without sex
again! *AAAAAAAIIIIYYEEE* *pantpantpantpant* OK... *pantpant* Remove the
carrot...." Buster removes a very soaked carrot from Babs' sopping-wet
vagina
and smells it.

OOOH YEAH NOW I'M ALL SWEATY!!! *severalpantswithnospaces*

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

God damn. I think he's having the same clothes over a decade later, only now made grey by the time passed - just as his hair...

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

LOL My favorite part of that card is "Eat Attack" =)

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

More here.

How is it there's still no Gonterman?

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

More here.

How is it there's still no Gonterman?

Since when was Gonterman a furry?

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

More here.

How is it there's still no Gonterman?

Since when was Gonterman a furry?

Since he ditched being Sailor Moon's boyfriend for a living fursuits, I guess.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Looking at the cards, It amazes me how much Groat looks like famous director Brian De Palma.

There's also a photo of De Palma wearing glasses floating around somewhere, which makes the resemblance more uncanny.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

What is the deal with these furry pornsters using their real names and photos? I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want customers coming into work, looking at my name tag and saying "Hey! You wrote that story about Babs getting screwed in the bum by Plucky Duck!" Worse, I wouldn't want friends and family to come accross this crap. Then again, maybe Dennis and pals, back in Ye Olde Days, didn't expect the "interweb" to catch on like it did, and that being outted as a furry nutter was just a google search away. Or, perhaps they're so screwed up they really DON'T see anything wrong with it all. Or most likely of all, they don't have real jobs, social lives, etc, and never have to worry about life outside the glowy box.

I think it's the latter explanation. They don't have any friends or acquaintances outside furrydumb. And of course, this means no one tells them that what they're doing just might not be such a hot idea to publish (and putting something on the internet is publication). We're right back to furrydumb's infamous tolerance of any and all stupid behaviour. After years of that, how could Quozl & co.'s sense of reality be anything but skewed? It's sad, really.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

More here.

How is it there's still no Gonterman?

Since when was Gonterman a furry?

The Sonic the Hedgehog and Secret of NIMPH thing is pretty much furry. So, I guess considering Gonterman's obsession with it, he's pretty furry. That and the living vixen suit, of course.

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

More here.

How is it there's still no Gonterman?

Since when was Gonterman a furry?

The Sonic the Hedgehog and Secret of NIMPH thing is pretty much furry. So, I guess considering Gonterman's obsession with it, he's pretty furry. That and the living vixen suit, of course.

Daveykins himself has said he isn't a furry.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Daveykins himself has said he isn't a furry.

And so did KAK, but she has her own card anyway... She actually hates furries, as they're making people GAY FROM YIFF and all ;)

Are you a furry?

God no. I even hate that goddamned sickening term. "Furry". *shudder*. I don't consider myself to be a "furry" or really even part of "furry fandom". I am just a person who enjoys looking at quality anthropomorphic art and drawing some of my own, nothing more. I don't like all that the term "furry" ecompasses. There IS a fine line between "Anthropomorphic Artist" and "Furry Fan". Unfortunately, the more perverse of the fandom has blurred that line to the point where the moment someone who has heard about "furries" catches you drawing a seemingly innocent picture of a four-legged animal, they automatically assume you hump it as well. Augh.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Are you a furry?

God no. I even hate that goddamned sickening term. "Furry". *shudder*. I don't consider myself to be a "furry" or really even part of "furry fandom". I am just a person who enjoys looking at quality anthropomorphic art and drawing some of my own, nothing more. I don't like all that the term "furry" ecompasses. There IS a fine line between "Anthropomorphic Artist" and "Furry Fan". Unfortunately, the more perverse of the fandom has blurred that line to the point where the moment someone who has heard about "furries" catches you drawing a seemingly innocent picture of a four-legged animal, they automatically assume you hump it as well. Augh.

http://web.archive.org/web/20030811083055/www.silabub.com/me.html

Huh-what?

Oh, wait. I HAVE heard that before. :)

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Oh... my.. god...

Who the hell are you?

O_O Goodness!:P My name is Kylen Christine Miles. However, most people call me Ky, which they find easier to say than my real name. However, I will only accept a few people calling me that, so if I don't know you well and you send me an email calling me "Ky"- let's just say that's not a great way to get started out with me. My other nicknames include Chick, Kayle, Ponygirl, Spitz, and The Spitz Dog. I was born May 21st, 1981, so that would make me 20 now ;P I was born in Riverside, California, "everyone's favorite desert hell-hole", as one fictious book put it. I lived there only a couple of years and grew up in the city of the state's capital, Sacramento/Rocklin. I resided there until I graduated from Rocklin High School, and then moved on-campus to my current college, Loyola Marymount University in Westchester, Los Angeles. I am in my third year of college there, majoring in classical/traditional animation.

Who the hell are you?

O_O Goodness!:P My name is Kimberleigh Ann Keister. However, most people call me Kim, or Kimmie which they find shorter to say than my real name. However, I will only accept a few people calling me that(Kimmie), so if I don't know you well and you send me an email calling me "Kimmie"- let's just say that's not a great way to get started out with me. My other nicknames include Wintermist, WinterHuskie, Cowgirl, HuskieDog, and Maddawg. I was born Nov 17st, 1976, so that would make me 28 now ;P I was born in San Jose, California, "everyone's favorite hell-hole", as one fictious book put it. I lived there almost all my life and grew up in south part of San Jose, South San Jose. I resided there until I graduated from Oak Grove High School, and then moved to Los Banos for a few years and then moved to the city where I attend college now, in California . I am in my third year of college there, majoring in classical/traditional animation.

How long have you been drawing?

I am one of those people who has been drawing all her life. LOL, here is a scan of an OLD OLD OLD OLD drawing I did when I was much younger. Henh.

How long have you been drawing?

I am one of those people who has been drawing all her life. LOL, here is a scan of an OLD OLD OLD OLD drawing I did when I was much younger. LOL.

...STOP.

(...)

Banrai, I won't compare you to this FUCKING CRAZY BITCH (or Saddam) ever again. I swear.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Kimmaugh's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch.

Have you ever met my friend Kimmaugh,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kimmaugh's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

Have you ever met my friend Kimmaugh,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kimmaugh's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Kimmaugh, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kimmaaaaaaaaaugh,
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints! I knew KAK wanted desperately to be KCM, but I never knew that the "About Me" stuff on her page was taken directly from KCM's page. KAK is insane. Truly insane.

On a side note, I had never before seen a photo of KCM. She's actually kind of cute.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

There once was a whole website dedicated to her insanity, but it's been down for quite awhile. Through the magic of the Wayback Machine you can recover the The Kimmah Primer: A Guide for Newbies to the World of Kimmah.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints! I knew KAK wanted desperately to be KCM, but I never knew that the "About Me" stuff on her page was taken directly from KCM's page. KAK is insane. Truly insane

My thoughts exactly. KAK was so far mostly a source of cheap laughs, but that is fucking scary.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Ethnicity: White Christine American/Republican

Well, it sounds like she settled in with the most appropriate demographic :lol:

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

why does every thread on this board degenerate into a discussion of KAK's pillowy masses of homebred insanity?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Oh... my.. god...

quotes of KCM and KAK

Banrai, I won't compare you to this FUCKING CRAZY BITCH (or Saddam) ever again. I swear.

Glad to see you've come to your beautiful senses. :X

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

why does every thread on this board degenerate into a discussion of KAK's pillowy masses of homebred insanity?

Because degeneration is a downward movement, and at the bottom of the pit is KAK.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I've read the various posts about her around here concerning the mysterious KAK, and thanks to this thread and Icono's link I can finally understand just how terrifying a person she is. The consensus is right- this is more than sad or your average furry drama-fest. This is seriously SCARY. I feel very bad for the other girl KAK so desperately wishes to be.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Hell, you'd fear for your life if you saw all of kimmaugh.com in that case. :)

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

why does every thread on this board degenerate into a discussion of KAK's pillowy masses of homebred insanity?

Well, God did seem to create her for our entertainment. May as well enjoy the "gift".

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

I do have dreams, though- I would very much like to move to an island, somewhere, and just stay out of others' way, except for someone I can be close to.

Do you get the feeling that there would be absolutely nobody who would complain if Quozl did this?

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

This is seriously SCARY. I feel very bad for the other girl KAK so desperately wishes to be.

When I made the connection between her photo and the psychotic rantings I felt a cold chill, too. I can't believe anyone near 30 could carry on like that.

It seems the GI Joe fandom got some of her fiery beastiness as well.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

This is seriously SCARY. I feel very bad for the other girl KAK so desperately wishes to be.

When I made the connection between her photo and the psychotic rantings I felt a cold chill, too. I can't believe anyone near 30 could carry on like that.

It seems the GI Joe fandom got some of her fiery beastiness as well.

Hokay, I read that..

And I just effing Loled.

"But they can't kick me out! THIS IS AMERICA I CAN GO WHEREVER I DAMN WELL WANT!"

Cept..
It's PRIVATE.
Say it with me, PRI, VATE.
As in "We don't like you GTFO BIZZNIZZLE."

She, just sounds like a moron..

I mean a BONAFIDE moron..
Hopefully, they ban her from said board, and have NO MORE DRAMA...

Poor bastards..
How long have they had to put up with this?

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

You kids are all Keister newbies. I was THERE when Portal Of Evil sucked every last bit of funny they could out of her and then promptly buried all evidence that they ever found her funny.

Basically she really and truly is mentally retarded. The specifics of her disability aren't totally known, but just keep in mind that she pulls all the internet shit she does because she cannot help herself.

Daveykins himself has said he isn't a furry.

Well, we all kinda have to call him on that, because his actions state otherwise. Besides, his AWESOMENESS counts towards the few redeeming qualities the whole furry subculture has, so what's the problem?

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

I believe with all my heart that KAK and Gonterman are DADA performing artists. Think about the weird ramblings,subpar drawing skills, and the quotes.

Do you dare question my GRAPEFRUITS!!!~Gonterman

She one the most pathic SKANKS there is. She has SN's like "Lucky4U247" and
"IMBLOWU247"...Well can you say she a little SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!~KAK

both of them seem to be either masters of the Avant-Guarde or very..very... "gifted people" I haven't figured how Quozal fits into this but I'll soon find out.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

And if this is so true....I will have to press a major lawsuit on LMU April 27 2003, 7:00 PM

For disgrimation of a quilfied student! Legally i can and I will file a disgrimation lawsuit on LMU. This type of lawsuit is pay up of over a million dollors. They will have to choose to pay me in the lawsuit or expect me as a quilfied student.

~giggles at all the stupid people~ April 29 2003, 4:18 PM

1. this america I have a rights to go anywhere I want! If I'm denied the United States law states that I have every rights to file charges. LMU or any other privete school has no rights to denie a person there rights to enter. If I or anyone passes there entrance, by LAW they HAVE to let me in. My lawyer(the same lawyer that got the re-staining order filed on Ms. Miles) if they go and denie me for any resoon, we will take this to court, if they still don't get the picture we will take them to state court.

2. As for medical files, you can get anyone's medical files if you willing to pay the money for them.

~giggling still at the stupid ass people, that can'r understand ****~

I believe what she needs is the court order for a feeding tube removal. Now. It's the only way to stop her... BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! <scary music on>

Ethnicity: White Christine American/Republican

Well, it sounds like she settled in with the most appropriate demographic :lol:

Won't want to be that walsh Kylen May 9 2003, 12:29 PM

You know why, Walsh is part french and I HATE FRENCHIES.

Every animation artist go to LMU!

In fact, this time I was close to just fall off of a chair laughing :D

Therefore, I officially declare this GIJoe forum thread THE NEW BEST THING EVER.

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

I believe what she needs is the court order for a feeding tube removal. Now. It's the only way to stop her... BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! <scary music on>

I propose not only yanking out the feeding tube from her, but to have a stick of TNT stuffed halfway into the hole and have the fuze lit.

Sounds to me that retarded she-clown or not, she's a bloated bully that's been spoiled rotten all her life into having things HER way. If furrydumb is able to vex her so greatly, then maybe that sick pack of spazzos do have some usefulness after all.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

You know, Gargoyle? It's going to be funny when her LAWURE shows up and then they'r eall sitting in court aginst LMU, and KAK find sout that 50-B's ARE actually REAL restraining orders, and not just a rescrambling of her favourite band's name.

I'm sure then she'll do one of two things:

1) LAWSUIT the judge,

or

2) LAWSUIT the government.

....And now I think I'm going to go to the market and buy as much popcorn as i can. Cause this s going to be entertaining.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I do feel kinda bad for her...the more you read, especially the GI Joe stuff, I really do think she's mentally handicapped.

However, Mr. Hirtes brings up an excellent point, too. She really is a total bully. She pushes people around and frankly, scares the crap out of people to the point they leave forums and fan clubs because of her. And her Invasion of the Identity Snatchers routine is just evil and pathetic.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

I'm still 10 unit shorts for my transfur

Well, so we're all back to the Quozl now? ;)

Also, MK, your gonterquote lacks the important "FAG!" parts ;)

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

She pushes people around and frankly, scares the crap out of people to the point they leave forums and fan clubs because of her.

But, you have to think. For all the people that she scares away, more come to laugh and make fun of her.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Also, MK, your gonterquote lacks the important "FAG!" parts ;)

"You riuned almopst half of mah life, FAG. I was *never* allowed to live what you did to me down, FAG, and I'm going to take some payback out of your AIDS-ridden, maggot infested, perverted hide, FAG!!"

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I'm still 10 unit shorts for my transfur

Well, so we're all back to the Quozl now? ;)

Also, MK, your gonterquote lacks the important "FAG!" parts ;)

LOL Yes, you're right, the quote does lose something without it. But that word is just so evil, I don't want it associated with my SN. I have too many friends who've been hurt by that word. Besides, the awesomest part about the quote is Dave's KICK ASS re-invention of the English language. =)

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

I do feel kinda bad for her...the more you read, especially the GI Joe stuff, I really do think she's mentally handicapped.

HANDICAPPED DEAF: No
HANDICAPPED BLIND: No
HANDICAPPED OTHER: Yes

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

I do feel kinda bad for her...the more you read, especially the GI Joe stuff, I really do think she's mentally handicapped.

HANDICAPPED DEAF: No
HANDICAPPED BLIND: No
HANDICAPPED OTHER: Yes

Think she can get disabled parking? Acctually it's a free country, she can go wherever she likes, or you'll be lawsuited.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

STUD SERVICE TO APPROVED BITCHES: Yes

She's a straight up pimp, yo!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

http://www.network54.com/Forum/thread?forumid=115878&messageid=1051748703&lp=1052670074

http://www.network54.com/Forum/thread?forumid=115878&messageid=1055447534&lp=1058322193

http://www.network54.com/Forum/thread?forumid=115878&messageid=1053560078&lp=1055785076

I actually don't know what to quote, everything's hilarious...

Warning: Too much at a time may cause a headache. (Or worse - did you see this Scanners movie?)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

The excuse of "Oh, they can't help it. They have a condition." is not a good one. If you blame a person's behavior on their condition, then you're not helping the person any bit in the first place, you're creating a crutch. KAK is a bully. A big, fat bully who became so obsessed with KCM that she's absorbed KCM's traits into herself in an attempt to become a better person.

Now as kids it's cute to want to imitate a person we admire, but KAK is 28 years old. She attempted to copy KCM down to her style, subject matters, college, website and art theft page. She's bullied countless people (which got her banned from Yerf and VCL) and made idle threats of violence and lawsuits. The woman is a bitch. Plain and simple. If she can hold a pencil, use a keyboard and post on the Internet, then she has no excuse acting the way she does.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

http://www.network54.com/Forum/thread?forumid=115878&messageid=1051748703&lp=1052670074

http://www.network54.com/Forum/thread?forumid=115878&messageid=1055447534&lp=1058322193

http://www.network54.com/Forum/thread?forumid=115878&messageid=1053560078&lp=1055785076

I actually don't know what to quote, everything's hilarious...

Warning: Too much at a time may cause a headache. (Or worse - did you see this Scanners movie?)

You know those translator things they have on the internet that will translate your normal text into like pig latin and some other nifty stuff?

They need a Kak version. ..They could call it the KAKulator. :X

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Wendy, I bet you don'r have a boyfriend May 9 2003, 1:56 AM

But I do, Matter of fact ever sents i been with him he been slowy moving his Navy stuff into my apartment....hehehe...Shane you see he be starting SEAL training in the Fall.

You wrondering how I met him....Well I was down in San Deigo last year for a dog show...Well later that weekend and night I was walking the dogs on Beach that was part of the naval base.. but i was on public part and I ran into him jogging. Well he used to own a Siberian and we started to talk and exchanged numbers and email and you kno that stuff.. Well just thes elast 5 months he been at Moffetfeild and started to date and he spent a night, then the next then went back to base and after coming here every few days, been leaving his stuff here... I think he going fully move in....Thank god I have king size bed for the both of us...he loved to take it all up HAHAHA.

So Wendy dear i jave more then you...as for the I only sent ome and it was about adding Shipwreck and Polly.

What...the...fuck. I must stop reading, I fear for my sanity and grammer...

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

The excuse of "Oh, they can't help it. They have a condition." is not a good one. If you blame a person's behavior on their condition, then you're not helping the person any bit in the first place, you're creating a crutch. KAK is a bully. A big, fat bully

I believe and I know alot of people believe if you can so proof, you just just plain ugly. IF you you believe or think your prettier then little me, just show your picture a to show proof. If you can't shows others that your making fun of my looks because your have a face of a big fat 400lb hamhock! I only 150lbs and i am not ashamed off my looks, If your not ashamed of your looks...Even a 500lbs fat person can look beautyful! If you haven't notice most men like date women that my weight, if you ask any man. They say over weight girls are nicer, It's skiny girls are bitchy... because they care only for there looks and they like humilate others. Personally i don't care what you look like...But your personality makes you ugly! I had others email me saying to me, don't woprry about you showing your picture, your just a bitch. and it dosn't matter if your pretty or not, It's your personality that will show, not your look. I am told alot times i am beautyful, because my personality! That why guys like me, is foir who i am, not for what i am(An skinnny starve your self and burf up my food girl) If you so called Skinny, I bet you throw up everything you eat!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

You know those translator things they have on the internet that will translate your normal text into like pig latin and some other nifty stuff?

They need a Kak version. ..They could call it the KAKulator. :X

Lol, KAKulator. :lol: Now if they could make one that makes her sound like Julie Andrews while they're at it.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Guys, I think this KAK story will end with Kimberlblargh Keister murdering Kylen Miles, and being arrested while trying to make a suit out of her skin...

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I am SO freaking jealous. =( Damn you KAK! I'll never be pretty enough! Ever!

Er...

Dam u KAK il nverver be prity enuf! Every!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Um, furgif me for askking, but how ddi we end aap from takking abbout Quozzel to talkkingh abbott KAK? Perhaps twe aut to maek a lawe staiting that wenevar a subggect turnes to ideousy, sommehow KAK wile bcome the topiuc off discushion.

Yuo se? I cann takk liek KAK to!

I LAWSUITE YUO!!1

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

And you guys bitch about how I write?Jeeeze!(p.s. stoneth,better put your hashish pipe away for a day or so,trust me.)

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

And you guys bitch about how I write?Jeeeze!(p.s. stoneth,better put your hashish pipe away for a day or so,trust me.)

he was imitating kimmaugh ;)

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

The excuse of "Oh, they can't help it. They have a condition." is not a good one. If you blame a person's behavior on their condition, then you're not helping the person any bit in the first place, you're creating a crutch. KAK is a bully. A big, fat bully who became so obsessed with KCM that she's absorbed KCM's traits into herself in an attempt to become a better person.

Now as kids it's cute to want to imitate a person we admire, but KAK is 28 years old. She attempted to copy KCM down to her style, subject matters, college, website and art theft page. She's bullied countless people (which got her banned from Yerf and VCL) and made idle threats of violence and lawsuits. The woman is a bitch. Plain and simple. If she can hold a pencil, use a keyboard and post on the Internet, then she has no excuse acting the way she does.

Yes but this is ON THE INTERNET. She hasn't actually harmed anyone yet; she's just acting like a complete, well, retard. There's really nothing anyone can do about her; ignoring her is pretty much the best and only option.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

This thread died about... two threads ago. It's all been done before, and it was done better then. She isn't up to anything new, just the same old shit... surely there must be something new and offensive elsewhere, yes, or something old yet to be me-too'd to death?

Like Quozl by Alan Dean Foster, its concepts of a naive, peaceful, and sex-crazy race of space furries, and Falk's choice of alias...

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Like Quozl by Alan Dean Foster, its concepts of a naive, peaceful, and sex-crazy race of space furries, and Falk's choice of alias...

So THATS where it came from. I was wondering if that word actually meant anything.

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

And you guys bitch about how I write?Jeeeze!(p.s. stoneth,better put your hashish pipe away for a day or so,trust me.)

Good one, Jer. :)

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Computolio's probably going to kill me for this, but you've got to love the demented bigotry of her homophobic Road Rover fanfic. :shock:

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Computolio's probably going to kill me for this, but you've got to love the demented bigotry of her homophobic Road Rover fanfic. :shock:

And BTW your sig... :)

Don't call me stupid! I been told there was an art theif called Sibe..Is this the same Sibe? If So I will take care of it!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Computolio's probably going to kill me for this, but you've got to love the demented bigotry of her homophobic Road Rover fanfic. :shock:

Maddawg and Convoy get up and leave togather to talk to Dr. Shepherd about the Rovers that are homeos.

Like as in Homeo and Juliette?

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

http://members.tripod.com/~RRStuff/gallery.htm
I think simply reading this has dropped my IQ 10 points, I don't need to know about these crappy old shows.
Yeah, wow. Just like the "loonatics" but more furry. Good old warner bros., you can trust them to come up with original material.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I don't think Loonatics will achieve the minute ammount of success that Road Rovers did. The reason being that despite its complete and utter cheesieness, Road Rovers at least tried to be funny. *cough cough weez* Lozenge!

Loonatics is just trying to make Loony Toons into Batman Beyond which is doomed to failure.

That being said, I think I reading this story gave me a brain hemorrhage.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

Computolio's probably going to kill me for this, but you've got to love the demented bigotry of her homophobic Road Rover fanfic. :shock:

Dude that was awesome.

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

"You riuned almopst half of mah life, FAG. I was *never* allowed to live what you did to me down, FAG, and I'm going to take some payback out of your AIDS-ridden, maggot infested, perverted hide, FAG!!"

Who's this cigarette he's addressing supposed to be, anyway?

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

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Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

"You riuned almopst half of mah life, FAG. I was *never* allowed to live what you did to me down, FAG, and I'm going to take some payback out of your AIDS-ridden, maggot infested, perverted hide, FAG!!"

Who's this cigarette he's addressing supposed to be, anyway?

The smaller guy. I guess David had a crush on him and tried to hide and fight it, much alike Adolf Hitler, but with more hilarious effects.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

The smaller guy is Zoisite, Queen Beryl's third general from the first season of Sailor Moon. In the original version, Zoisite is a gay guy who is in love with Kunzite/Malacite (the dude with the long blue hair). For the US TV release, they simply made Zoisite female since he/she is often seen cuddling with Kunzite and looks effeminate anyway.

I guess in SMAK, Davey had issues with him.

FoxFire morphs back into Human Mode, which caused Zoisite to
remember. A young boy who's unpopular and effeminate. Zoey
tried to force this child into the Gay lifestile, but the boy
turned away. he was promptly labeled as a Homosexual afterward,
which took what pieces he had left of getting any friends or
respect from his teachers and grinds them into dust.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

No wonder so many gay men love Sailor Moon.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Who's this cigarette he's addressing supposed to be, anyway?

The smaller guy. I guess David had a crush on him and tried to hide and fight it, much alike Adolf Hitler, but with more hilarious effects.

Zoisite will always be female in my heart. I guess watching the US dubbed and cut version of the show left it's mark on me... male or female, she's still an evil bitch, but she looks so cute and happy in that image you can't help but go "awww, how sweet..."

Malacite is still a dickwad, though.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

No wonder so many gay men love Sailor Moon.

Posted right as I was posting, huh?

You be quiet, you. :evil:

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

I watched the show too, I admit. :( At least, the first season. After that, it went from entertaining to really creepy.

And they changed Sailor Mercury's accent. What the fuck.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I watched the show too, I admit. :( At least, the first season. After that, it went from entertaining to really creepy.

Well, I was a kid so... and I know normal non-faggy dudes who watched it too when they were kids. I like it for the teenage girls in sailor suits :P

And they changed Sailor Mercury's accent. What the fuck.

Dude, I LOVED Sailor Mercury's accent, cultural accuracy bedamned!

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

It's not that I didn't like the accent, it was just a bad move in terms of congruency. It's like between seasons she snapped up and said "Whoops, I forgot I was British there for a while."

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Zoisite will always be female in my heart. I guess watching the US dubbed and cut version of the show left it's mark on me... male or female, she's still an evil bitch, but she looks so cute and happy in that image you can't help but go "awww, how sweet..."

Okay, I watched the show and I admitingly like Zoisite, but I can't help but say to you, "That ain't no woman! It's a man, man."

Of course if you think Zoisite's gender ambiguity is bad, Sailor Moon S had a character named Fish Eye (a member of the Amazon Trio) ...

... who looked very effeminate ...

... and liked to dress up as a girl ...

... but as you as you can see, it's a man, man. The dub still made him into a woman. Along Hawks Eye (the rampant fag) and Tigers Eye (the leather man) they form one pretty fucked up villianous group.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

all that I can say is "OY VEY!"

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Of course if you think Zoisite's gender ambiguity is bad, Sailor Moon S had a character named Fish Eye (a member of the Amazon Trio) ...
http://www.furcen.org/~stoneth/images/junk/IMAGE565.JPG
... who looked very effeminate ...
http://www.furcen.org/~stoneth/images/junk/IMAGE407.JPG
... and liked to dress up as a girl ...
http://www.furcen.org/~stoneth/images/junk/IMAGE455.JPG
... but as you as you can see, it's a man, man. The dub still made him into a woman. Along Hawks Eye (the rampant fag) and Tigers Eye (the leather man) they form one pretty fucked up villianous group.

FUCK FUCK FUCK not Fish Eye too!! I thought she was exceptionaly cute, and now... well, still really cute :oops:

Oh god, please don't tell me next that Birdie was a dude too...?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Oh god, please don't tell me next that Birdie was a dude too...?

Luckily for you, Birdie/Beruche is 100% woman. It's kind of hard to be part of the Ayakashi Sisters if you're a dude.

Rule of thumb when it comes to Sailor Moon villians: if there's a group of villians who is all guys and one girl, chances are they're all guys. Also pay special attention to bust sizes. There is no such thing as a flat-chested female villian in Sailor Moon. (Although with Fishie it's hard to tell since he usually wears that bubbly suit.) It still doesn't take away Fishie's cuteness.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Of course if you think Zoisite's gender ambiguity is bad, Sailor Moon S had a character named Fish Eye (a member of the Amazon Trio) ...
http://www.furcen.org/~stoneth/images/junk/IMAGE565.JPG
... who looked very effeminate ...
http://www.furcen.org/~stoneth/images/junk/IMAGE407.JPG
... and liked to dress up as a girl ...
http://www.furcen.org/~stoneth/images/junk/IMAGE455.JPG
... but as you as you can see, it's a man, man. The dub still made him into a woman. Along Hawks Eye (the rampant fag) and Tigers Eye (the leather man) they form one pretty fucked up villianous group.

That is the prettiest boy I've ever seen. Anime crap gets more amazing every day.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

Of course if you think Zoisite's gender ambiguity is bad, Sailor Moon S had a character named Fish Eye (a member of the Amazon Trio) ...
http://www.furcen.org/~stoneth/images/junk/IMAGE565.JPG
... who looked very effeminate ...
http://www.furcen.org/~stoneth/images/junk/IMAGE407.JPG
... and liked to dress up as a girl ...
http://www.furcen.org/~stoneth/images/junk/IMAGE455.JPG
... but as you as you can see, it's a man, man. The dub still made him into a woman. Along Hawks Eye (the rampant fag) and Tigers Eye (the leather man) they form one pretty fucked up villianous group.

That is the prettiest boy I've ever seen. Anime crap gets more amazing every day.

Apperantly you've never seen Bridget..

He still looks just FREAKING adorable...

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

That is the prettiest boy I've ever seen. Anime crap gets more amazing every day.

Welcome to 13 years ago.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

ReverendRa: WOW UH A THREAD ON BURICHAN ON BRIDGET'S CONTRIBUTION TO THE ACCEPTANCE OF THEIR TRUE SEXUAL IDENTITY
Usagi_Sauc: TRUE SEXUAL IDENTITY = DISTRESSING AFFINITY FOR EFFEMINATE PRE-PUBESCENT BOYS?
ReverendRa: THIS IS A SECRET PLOT BY JAPAN
ReverendRa: I GUESS SO">

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

ReverendRa: WOW UH A THREAD ON BURICHAN ON BRIDGET'S CONTRIBUTION TO THE ACCEPTANCE OF THEIR TRUE SEXUAL IDENTITY
Usagi_Sauc: TRUE SEXUAL IDENTITY = DISTRESSING AFFINITY FOR EFFEMINATE PRE-PUBESCENT BOYS?
ReverendRa: THIS IS A SECRET PLOT BY JAPAN
ReverendRa: I GUESS SO">

Watching Chrono Crusade will never be the same again. =(

Michael Hirtes · Needs to get out more Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 820

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

ReverendRa: WOW UH A THREAD ON BURICHAN ON BRIDGET'S CONTRIBUTION TO THE ACCEPTANCE OF THEIR TRUE SEXUAL IDENTITY
Usagi_Sauc: TRUE SEXUAL IDENTITY = DISTRESSING AFFINITY FOR EFFEMINATE PRE-PUBESCENT BOYS?
ReverendRa: THIS IS A SECRET PLOT BY JAPAN
ReverendRa: I GUESS SO">

She's...a boy? Holy crap, I used to play Guilty Gear when we had it at work a few months ago and I'd use her. I had no clue!

Wow.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

ReverendRa: WOW UH A THREAD ON BURICHAN ON BRIDGET'S CONTRIBUTION TO THE ACCEPTANCE OF THEIR TRUE SEXUAL IDENTITY
Usagi_Sauc: TRUE SEXUAL IDENTITY = DISTRESSING AFFINITY FOR EFFEMINATE PRE-PUBESCENT BOYS?
ReverendRa: THIS IS A SECRET PLOT BY JAPAN
ReverendRa: I GUESS SO">

She's...a boy? Holy crap, I used to play Guilty Gear when we had it at work a few months ago and I'd use her. I had no clue!

Wow.

Really? I'm pretty sure it mentions that somewhere in the beginning of his Story mode. Something about twins being considered a bad omen, and Bridget being raised as a girl in order to fix it. =x

And that Penny Arcade comic is great.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

She's...a boy? Holy crap, I used to play Guilty Gear when we had it at work a few months ago and I'd use her. I had no clue!

Wow.

Really? I'm pretty sure it mentions that somewhere in the beginning of his Story mode. Something about twins being considered a bad omen, and Bridget being raised as a girl in order to fix it. =x

And that Penny Arcade comic is great.

Yeah, but who watches that stuff? =) When you have 2 minutes before the next clueless customer comes in you don't deal with such trivial matters as "story" or "control setup" or "OSHA Safety Regulations" =)

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Bridget the British Bear Boy is sexy. Anyone who says otherwise needs a 12-guage attitude adjustment. As you can see, I'm quite militant on this point :evil:

http://www.shoujoai.com/

That place is crawling with lesbians and transexuals, so of course I posted there for a good while (mostly in the Hentai Images and Discussion area, which you can only see if you're registered), and there was the occasional Bridget thread where phallophobic lesbian loli's faced the crisis of conscience brought on by Bridget's alluringly feminine charm. Some resigned themselves to allowing Bridget as an exception for not being a girl, others took a more extreme tack and created/requested hentai images be de-shota-fied to be made more palettable to their lizzy sensibilities (despite the fact that many of these images still contained buckets of splooge).

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Yeah, but who watches that stuff? =) When you have 2 minutes before the next clueless customer comes in you don't deal with such trivial matters as "story" or "control setup" or "OSHA Safety Regulations" =)

I have to deal with OSHA regulations at work. They fucking suck.

Did you know that leaning a wooden pallet up on something, vertically, is a 10,000 dollar OSHA fine? WELL I DIDN'T!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I have to deal with OSHA regulations at work. They fucking suck.

Did you know that leaning a wooden pallet up on something, vertically, is a 10,000 dollar OSHA fine? WELL I DIDN'T!

No, but I've heard-tell we're not supposed to stack PS2 boxes higher than our head, not that it's ever actually stopped us.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

I like OSHA... lots.. cause they hand out asses to even the most powerful companies.

I can only imagine you guys havent worked in some of the places people I know have :)

A car hauler restoring facility that had a 13ft open grating to the sewer the released mostly-scentless yet toxic fumes thru all the surrounding facilities causing all the employees to develope weird coughs that don't go away etc. Even with me working in a bank office.. I think OSHA needs to come in and put some people's balls in a vice. Smoking aside, the air quality is brutal. after 4 hours in there i devolpe a nagging cough - a different one, trust me i know! - that doesnt subside till a few hours after I get home (even while still smoking... for that matter nothing cahnged the full month I quit entirely! Its a common complaint among everyone who works there.) I was still in the building with several others when they starting pumping some gas thru the air system one time that was supposed to scrub the vents. We were like... "whats that smell?" "I dont feel so well" "uhh... shouldnt we like... not be here while they are doing this?" ... god forbid they lose a fucking hour of productivity.

Actually offices need to be the next target. Cuz they are huge violators. I see people handing spilled laser jet toner like its nothing even though its a known carcinogen and yet extremely prevalent.