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Mitch
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Posted: 4/11/2005 6:27:43 PM     Post subject: 3rd Rail Furrs - WTF?  

Introducing The 3rd Rail Furrs (sic), a "clean up the fandom" crew (as far as I can make out) with the dizziest "manifesto" I've seen in a long while.

ARE YOU:

...tired of you and your friends taking a bad rap just for being into anthropomorphic characters or funny animals?

...upset that you can't tell anyone about your inoffensive interest in anthropomorphic characters or funny animals for fear of being taken for a pervert?

...annoyed that a harmless fandom revolving around these things has been hijacked and turned into a byword for idiotic kinksters and their infantile behavior?

...hoping that someone, somewhere will blow the whistle on the antics of the so-called "furry fandom" and turn their stone over?

...THEN JOIN US!

So far so laudable, BUT... I detect some toys in the attic issues:
We are named for the deadly "third rail" found in subways because it is alive with 30,000 volts of live current and so are we! Unlike those sorry losers the Burned Furs we won't quit! We won't give up with the job half done! And we aren't 60% bitter twisted losers and Bible-bashing nutbags and alcoholic pinkos and ball-breaking bitches either so we will stay the course no matter what stupid threats get hurled our way.

NEBULOUS CLAIMS OF OMNISCIENCE = TEH DRAMA!
We make no warnings, no ultimatums, we have announced our purpose and intent. Anyone who wishes to offer their support is more than welcome - our email address is on our front page. There is no need for anyone to offer material; as stated, we know everything.
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Stoneth
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Posted: 4/11/2005 6:48:52 PM     Post subject:  

Looks just like the Burned Furs (even with the black paw logo with a bolt in lieu of a flame) only stupider.

So they're a movement of anonymous furries sick of the fandom's image but they're not going to do anything and proudly state that? Sounds a little bit like us only without a sense of humor.
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 4/11/2005 6:56:15 PM     Post subject:  

Anyone wanna start a betting pool on how long THIS lasts?
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Donotsue
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Posted: 4/11/2005 6:58:12 PM     Post subject:  

Third rail....
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 4/11/2005 7:28:18 PM     Post subject:  

Gosh, that sounds awfully like Kaidatha Dansers ranting.
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Dr. Mojo
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Posted: 4/11/2005 7:29:38 PM     Post subject:  

ANOTHER ERA OF STUPIDITY BEGINS
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subversive
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Posted: 4/11/2005 7:34:02 PM     Post subject:  

Well in my humble opinion the quantity of good drama was running out, so I welcome this new development with open arms! :)

Seriously though, one reason I stick around here is just to gawk when all hell breaks loose. I should probably get a hobby.

And "we know everything" is relatively true. All you need is Google search, Google newsgroups and the Wayback machine, since most furries have left a well-indexed trail of shame behind them. The group can identify and dig up the most henious of the lot for pointing and laughing and execution or whatever they have planned very easily.

Since furry is a life lived almost entirely online, there's all kinds of juicy bits laying around just waiting to be collected and the worst examples showcased. If they start really calling people out, it'll be spectacular reading. :)
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Dr. Dos
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Posted: 4/11/2005 7:45:05 PM     Post subject:  

who thinks up these names?

I await the electrified diarrhea furs.
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 4/11/2005 7:56:22 PM     Post subject:  

Gosh, that sounds awfully like Kaidatha Dansers ranting.


It's like a BIZARRO Kaidatcha Dancer/s.
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RailFoxen
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Posted: 4/11/2005 8:37:21 PM     Post subject:  

Fresh off Furcadia and back from band practice (where the football team called him a fag), the webmaster's fightin' mad and he's not going to take any more of it! Gathering up his reserve of strength, he took the name of the most dangerous thing he could think of before Toonami started and began work on the most ambitious project of his life...

What is it with furries under the age of 18 and their lofty world-changing goals? What the hell are their counselors selling them these days?
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Iconoclastic
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Posted: 4/11/2005 10:46:04 PM     Post subject:  

Oh, yeah! :D And you know there'll be plenty of furverts screaming up the drama over this; these groups don't have to make any effort. Having a web presence is all it takes.

I hope the babyfurs are first on their terrorism agenda. :wink:
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Iconoclastic
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Posted: 4/11/2005 10:55:51 PM     Post subject:  

This:

...tired of you and your friends taking a bad rap just for being into anthropomorphic characters or funny animals?

...upset that you can't tell anyone about your inoffensive interest in anthropomorphic characters or funny animals for fear of being taken for a pervert?


And this:

Our aim is to turn the shrivelling glare of publicity on to it and reveal for all the world to see the full truth of what it conceals behind the happy facade of waving fursuiters and bunny ears.


don't go together.
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LoKi
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Posted: 4/12/2005 1:29:23 AM     Post subject:  

I can only hope the furries start to fight over this too. It's like watching retards fight. :3
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SquareMoogle
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Posted: 4/12/2005 2:44:38 AM     Post subject:  

Cripple fiiiiiight.
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 4/12/2005 2:59:44 AM     Post subject:  

An answer to the question of 'what if the burned furs were 13 year old girls?'
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Goofy
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Posted: 4/12/2005 3:55:45 AM     Post subject:  



In other news, furries are STILL lame and retarded. Film at 11.
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 4/12/2005 5:12:27 AM     Post subject:  

Well, I must say,

ITS ABOUT TIME !

I am raelly happy to finally see a cohesive group like this formed again! I know at least a few of furiends would be very interested in helping out !

See you at the front!


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LoKi
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Posted: 4/12/2005 5:18:04 AM     Post subject:  

Well, I must say,

ITS ABOUT TIME !

I am raelly happy to finally see a cohesive group like this formed again! I know at least a few of furiends would be very interested in helping out !

See you at the front!




That hand-grenade reminds me of SomethingAwful. :D
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Computolio
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Posted: 4/12/2005 7:52:29 AM     Post subject:  

It's a joke, and a not-terribly-funny one at that.
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Paul
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Posted: 4/12/2005 12:28:38 PM     Post subject:  

I am raelly happy to finally see a cohesive group like this formed again! I know at least a few of furiends would be very interested in helping out !

Fur-iends? Was that on purpose?
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 4/12/2005 8:13:15 PM     Post subject: Re: 3rd Rail Furrs - WTF?  

Introducing The 3rd Rail Furrs (sic), a "clean up the fandom" crew (as far as I can make out) with the dizziest "manifesto" I've seen in a long while.




...THEN JOIN US!





JOIN US
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 4/12/2005 8:42:29 PM     Post subject: Re: 3rd Rail Furrs - WTF?  




JOIN US


Yiffy? Non-yiffy?

I'm the guy with the gun!
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Iconoclastic
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Posted: 4/14/2005 12:54:40 AM     Post subject:  

It looks like this is older than we thought. They posted some dirt they dug up on a furry back in 2002. Check it out, Dude.


Oh BTW, if I do desided to press charges, I can get you on Defimation Of Character, Slander, Teristic Threats, and some others I can't remember the Lawoyer told me about.


Oh, no! Not Lawoyers again!
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LoKi
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Posted: 4/14/2005 1:51:53 AM     Post subject:  

It looks like this is older than we thought. They posted some dirt they dug up on a furry back in 2002. Check it out, Dude.


Oh BTW, if I do desided to press charges, I can get you on Defimation Of Character, Slander, Teristic Threats, and some others I can't remember the Lawoyer told me about.


Oh, no! Not Lawoyers again!


God fucking damn it, you CAN'T >>>SLANDER<<< someone on the internet because it's not SPOKEN word but writing! It's called LIBEL on the internet! *slams his head on his desk*

I'm not going to even start with the spelling error and grammar. >.<
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 4/14/2005 12:46:59 PM     Post subject:  

Yeah, and don't you need to HAVE a good name or reputation in the first place for it to be slandered or liabled?

"Hey, he said I draw macro shemale dick-nipple vore porn, and everyone knows I draw macro shemale dick-nipple porn AND THAT'S IT!"
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 4/15/2005 5:30:07 PM     Post subject:  

*starts smacking head on keyboard*

The Thrid Rails want to be different than the Burned Furs? Please. The drama alone is quite Burned-ish. Though I'd like to see if the Third Rails can make the pervs squirm, or just laugh. This "trainwreck" should be a hoot to watch.
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Computolio
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Posted: 4/16/2005 4:24:08 AM     Post subject:  

I have had just about enough of this thread.
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