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Gargoyle
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Posted: 5/8/2005 11:04:40 AM     Post subject: Furries @ the Weekend Web again  

hier!

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Banrai
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Posted: 5/8/2005 1:29:29 PM     Post subject:  

Sounds to me like SOMEONE'S got anti-socal disorder. :)
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Dr. Mojo
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Posted: 5/8/2005 2:47:30 PM     Post subject:  

Anyone else find his sig image ironic?
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Iconoclastic
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Posted: 5/8/2005 3:32:28 PM     Post subject:  

"You have a shirt made from sheep, shoes from a cow, and other animals to cover your nasty, ugly face. My ears and tail are synthetic, so...EAT...ME!!!"


That's quote worthy? :?
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Stoneth
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Posted: 5/8/2005 4:19:57 PM     Post subject:  

Every time there's a new forum featured on The Weekend Web, I'm glad that I'm not part of said forum.
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Banrai
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Posted: 5/8/2005 4:25:29 PM     Post subject:  

Every time there's a new forum featured on The Weekend Web, I'm glad that I'm not part of said forum.



I have never heard of the Weekend Web until this thread.

What is it?
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weird_guy_in_the_corner
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Posted: 5/8/2005 4:36:11 PM     Post subject:  

Every time there's a new forum featured on The Weekend Web, I'm glad that I'm not part of said forum.



I have never heard of the Weekend Web until this thread.

What is it?

Basically the crew of SA pick out mock-worthy posts in stupid forums and make sardonic comments.
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Dr. Dos
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Posted: 5/8/2005 4:43:04 PM     Post subject:  

"You have a shirt made from sheep, shoes from a cow, and other animals to cover your nasty, ugly face. My ears and tail are synthetic, so...EAT...ME!!!"


That's quote worthy? :?


I used to listen to 2 when i was HARDCORE

he also whined about hunters and vegetarians.

You can't wear animal-made products but they are perfectly acceptable to eat according to his logic.
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Tass
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Posted: 5/8/2005 4:54:41 PM     Post subject:  

Anyone else find his sig image ironic?


Moreso then Ironic, down right HILARIOUS.

In all seriousness, I liked the "Maybe you woulden't find humanity so vulgar if you showed up more."
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Dr. Mojo
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Posted: 5/8/2005 5:39:27 PM     Post subject:  

No, it's " You might find humans less vile if you showered on a regular basis." Which is even funnier.
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Tass
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Posted: 5/8/2005 5:43:49 PM     Post subject:  

No, it's " You might find humans less vile if you showered on a regular basis." Which is even funnier.

Dangit, I need glasses or something.


MY EYES, ARE FUXXORED.
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 5/8/2005 5:49:58 PM     Post subject:  

Every time there's a new forum featured on The Weekend Web, I'm glad that I'm not part of said forum.


Well, speaking of being members of a stupid forums... I wonder why they didn't feature this one yet. These were only some of the latest examples, and I don't even look at a great most of the threads there.

I guess my favourite ever was when some desperate dude asked for a help to get a "female girl" scored (long ago, when I still had the other account).
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Ray Prower
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Posted: 5/8/2005 10:34:33 PM     Post subject:  

Wait wait. "I'm also starting to hate my human body more and more"?

God damn, how do people end up this crazy?
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Dr. Mojo
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Posted: 5/8/2005 10:54:20 PM     Post subject:  

He means he's angry that he's fat, but his angst and smell discourage him from exercise.
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Goofy
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Posted: 5/9/2005 12:54:24 AM     Post subject:  



Furries entering politics... Jesus Christ...

And look at his policy decisions... If there was ever a case against democracy, this is it...
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Lazarian
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Posted: 5/9/2005 2:35:59 AM     Post subject:  

Furries entering politics... Jesus Christ...


There was a furry running for governor of Arizona a while back. The fact that he had a furry inflation fetish that he liked to roleplay on MUCK's becoming public knowledge probably didn't help his campaign a whole hell of a lot.
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baserock love
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Posted: 5/9/2005 2:39:38 AM     Post subject:  

"There was a furry running for governor of Arizona a while back. The fact that he had a furry inflation fetish that he liked to roleplay on MUCK's becoming public knowledge probably didn't help his campaign a whole hell of a lot."

or his family life, what if he had kids in highschool?
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Dr. Dos
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Posted: 5/9/2005 2:42:10 AM     Post subject:  

i demand more information. this sounds hilarious.
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Iconoclastic
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Posted: 5/9/2005 2:58:41 AM     Post subject:  

From http://pressedfur.coolfreepages.com/press/

"Then there is Scott Malcomson, who certainly isn't in it for the money. Malcomson was the Arizona candidate for governor in 1998, thanks to there being fewer than 1000 registered Reform voters in that state. He got on the ballot with fewer than 10 signatures, and ran a campaign of sorts that netted him fewer than 8000 votes. Malcomson is more famous on the Internet though, as a member of furry fandom, a subset of people who enjoy playing anthropomorphic animals and drawing pictures of them. On FurryMUCK, an interactive computer environment, Malcomson is Roy, and Roy is a balloonicorn. A whaticorn? A balloonicorn. His player info on Furry reads, in part: "Roy is the last survivor of the Eridani Light Horse's 71st Light Horse Regiment.

Once human, he found himself transformed into a living version of his company's symbolic mascot, and was teleported away to the Past and Future Inn, a multidimensional meeting place near a center of great magical power. He found he had some magical abilities, but due to his upbringing he doesn't use it much. Otherwise, he's yer classic ex-tanker veteran with a taste for fun and alcohol." A ballonicorn is an inflatable unicorn, you see. Malcomson is also an artist, and has furry art up on various places on the Internet, including this piece: http://users.transfur.com/morphy/image/image9.htm, which portrays a bipedal unicorn with human breasts and a vagina inside a giant bubble gum bubble.

In spite of his aesthetic inclinations, Malcomson is also the member of a Furry hate group, the Burned Furs, which wishes to see the "perverts" who are members of fandom go back to the closet. .... Malcomson abandons the real world for a utopian fantasy where just thinking hard enough makes good things happen.


Holy shit! The guy was campaigning for the reform party! :lol: Another reactionary-wannabee furry. :roll:

Oh, and as usual, lawsuites!
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baserock love
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Posted: 5/9/2005 3:04:38 AM     Post subject:  

Good god there has to be a copy of that picture somewhere, is it not showing up for anybody else?
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Posted: 5/9/2005 3:25:02 AM     Post subject:  

:lol: http://www.macrophile.com/~cerine/text/cheri.html :lol:
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baserock love
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Posted: 5/9/2005 3:37:20 AM     Post subject:  

http://calbeck.tripod.com/scott4gov/

Thats his campaign website, says he's a gulf war veteran, maybe the effects of gulfwar syndrom are more heinous than we though?

EDIT
Funny, the archived news section is strangly blank...
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 5/9/2005 4:09:49 AM     Post subject:  

I know some of the posters sadly, but only because furry is so... small.

If the Ackron individual is who I think he is, then he's all but banned from a gaming forum run by a friend of mine for being a general dumb fuck. He actually introduced me to CYD with the line of 'these assholes need a virus attack on their website' or some similar cliche shit.

As for the "h8 hy00mons!" furries, they're about as stupid as they come. Considering you're in furry to begin with, they mustg work pretty had to stand out for a lack of brilliance.
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 5/9/2005 7:05:41 AM     Post subject:  

If you are new to the Weekend Web, you should check out this first.

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Dr. Mojo
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Posted: 5/9/2005 1:34:51 PM     Post subject:  

Why does every furry on the fucking planet cream themselves over The Lion King? It wasn't THAT good a movie.
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Posted: 5/9/2005 2:30:37 PM     Post subject:  

It's just like asking why furries cream themselves over Lola Bunny. She's not THAT hot, but they do anyway.
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Posted: 5/9/2005 7:12:17 PM     Post subject:  

the Lion King was an awesome movie the last time I saw it. Which was in like 2nd grade so I have my excuse. The music teacher had the soundtrack and we'd sing all the songs constantly. Alas music class was only 30 minutes which led to disappointment often as we didn't get to sing (good luck with spelling) Hakuta Matata or whatever.

When you're in your 30's or so it becomes creepy.
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 5/9/2005 8:15:52 PM     Post subject:  

I've seen LK2 when I was 20 and I liked it.
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Posted: 5/9/2005 9:48:09 PM     Post subject:  

It was a shitty animated version of Hamlet, OK? GET OVER IT.
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Computolio
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Posted: 5/9/2005 11:05:03 PM     Post subject:  

It was a shitty animated version of Hamlet, OK? GET OVER IT.


THIS MAN SPEAKS THE MUTHAFUKKIN TRUTH
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