Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

There's some people here who had a direct hand in this, so perhaps I'm not the most informed person to start this discussion. Anyway, Sibe just released the tantalizing trailer:

http://www.flyingstove.com/kiyo/pelt_trailer.mpg

Sibe's the one on the bed pouring shots. :)

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

There's some people here who had a direct hand in this, so perhaps I'm not the most informed person to start this discussion. Anyway, Sibe just released the tantalizing trailer:

http://www.flyingstove.com/kiyo/pelt_trailer.mpg

Sibe's the one on the bed pouring shots. :)

And that cheezy background music, just adds to the air of desperation in the whole thing too..

Later

IceCat

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Because our opinions are fake.

If the fandom was the best thing to happen to these people, what were their lives like before it? Did furries cure their cancer? At the end of the day, they're still antisocial lonely goofy-looking people - but today, they wear dog collars. Now you're moving up in the world, babe!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Hey, who's that one chick with the glasses and the short hair? I bet she draws a lot of really weird furry stuff. :wink:

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

Well GOSH, it sure dosen't.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

If I was making an appearance in a propaganda video meant to bait people into the furry trap, I would damned well be articulate. "It's just fun....really!" is insufficient :x How are they going to bring about the End Times with such shoddy PR monkeys?

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

There's some people here who had a direct hand in this, so perhaps I'm not the most informed person to start this discussion. Anyway, Sibe just released the tantalizing trailer:

http://www.flyingstove.com/kiyo/pelt_trailer.mpg

Sibe's the one on the bed pouring shots. :)

This is one of the funniest and creepiest things I've seen in a long while. The bizarre music is what really makes it though :)

Wait..... this is meant to be pro-furry? Seriously?

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

There's some people here who had a direct hand in this, so perhaps I'm not the most informed person to start this discussion. Anyway, Sibe just released the tantalizing trailer:

http://www.flyingstove.com/kiyo/pelt_trailer.mpg

Sibe's the one on the bed pouring shots. :)

This is one of the funniest and creepiest things I've seen in a long while. The bizarre music is what really makes it though :)

Wait..... this is meant to be pro-furry? Seriously?

Actually, from what I understand, it's supposed to make fun of furries. At least that's what the guy told me; the maker posts on here occasionally as Kitsune Kiyoshi, I think.

I can't get the video to work on my computer, but I'm reasonably sure they're some choice shots of me being a complete tool in there.

edit: Actually, no, just talked to the filmmaker. I don't think he's trying to make fun of furries so much as just present a fair but snarky look at them. Which won't be nearly as much fun. Not sure what the market is for furry docs that aren't either gushing praise or showcasing complete freakshows, but I guess we'll see.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Actually, from what I understand, it's supposed to make fun of furries. At least that's what the guy told me; the maker posts on here occasionally as Kitsune Kiyoshi, I think.

I can't get the video to work on my computer, but I'm reasonably sure they're some choice shots of me being a complete tool in there.

Were you the guy on the couch with Micah? If so, this trailer makes you seem enthusiastic about the fandom.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

If it makes fun of furry, I'll see it. If not, I won't.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

Were you the guy on the couch with Micah? If so, this trailer makes you seem enthusiastic about the fandom.

Yes, that would be me. knowing that I turn into a wildly dramatic faggypants whenever someone turns a camera on me, I can't say I'm surprised about that.

I expect many image macros to come out of this. Also, an imminent banning.

Kitsune Kiyoshi · Qualificator Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 26

I can assure you all, the final project is going to be very fucking funny. The Sibe interview alone is comedy gold.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Well I mean, you can't have a balanced look at the fandom without making them seem like desperate freaks as a majority, it's a fact of life. There's no way to make them seem like weirdoes without sugar-coating it, which would defeat the purpose of a documentary. Either way, very lolfull and I hope it pisses off as many people as it can. (Without trying.)

PS-

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I have the very same husky plush. :shock:

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I am ever so proud that I do not know any of you people..

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

I thought it was funny how Micah quickly mentioned SA.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Is Sibe the guy in the Enjoy Weed shirt?

The background music is too loud >:

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Delicious, delicious propaganda. I certainly do hope this turns from "It's where all the cool people hang out with their friends!" to "OH GOD THE HORROR" real quick-like.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Delicious, delicious propaganda. I certainly do hope this turns from "It's where all the cool people hang out with their friends!" to "OH GOD THE HORROR" real quick-like.

GBS to FYAD in three, two... done
FYAD TO FCC in.. COMPUTING...

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

Is Sibe the guy in the Enjoy Weed shirt?

The background music is too loud >:

That's pretty much the one thing that stuck out to me in the video.

THAT ONE SHIRT.

Enjoy weed, eh? I sense a hidden agenda.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

well it's better than an Enjoy Yiff shirt.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

WHY, MEAT?

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Micah reminds me of Hillary Swank.

I like the guy who yells at Sibe...

WHY DOES EVERYBODY FUCKIN' HATE YOU?

Ha ha, oh why indeed!

Also, I saw a furry Borg. Great. Now I think the Borg are lame.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

Also, I saw a furry Borg. Great. Now I think the Borg are lame.

and you needed furries to help you realise that

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Also: Hay guys!

Open to suggestions on making it more annoying / stupid.

Edit: Upgraded the furriness of the animation.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Open to suggestions on making it more annoying / stupid.

Put wolf/cat ears on them. Or dancing bananas somewhere at the bottom.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Furry Liberals II: THE FUCKED-UP MENACE

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Also, I saw a furry Borg. Great. Now I think the Borg are lame.

and you needed furries to help you realise that

I thought the Borg were decent villians. :(

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

It would almost be worth going to see it.

Wait a goddamn minute! WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING?!

Kitsune Kiyoshi · Qualificator Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 26

It would almost be worth going to see it.

Wait a goddamn minute! WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING?!

The final project is going to a be a little different from the trailer.

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

It would almost be worth going to see it.

Wait a goddamn minute! WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING?!

The final project is going to a be a little different from the trailer.

For example, in the Sibe interview the interviewer is made to take a vodka shot per each question asked.

As long as it paints furries with the light of truth and can be seen someplace besides a furcon, then maybe.

Duck Stab · Qualificator Joined: 15 Oct 2004 Posts: 36

From the trailer, I had a feeling that the general mood will be similar to Crufts or This Is Spinal Tap.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Hmm, when I first saw Meat I was like OMG HE HAS A 'FRO.

Otherwise, I am indifferent. Except that I wanna know where that Possum is. :D

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Also, I saw a furry Borg. Great. Now I think the Borg are lame.

and you needed furries to help you realise that

I thought the Borg were decent villians. :(

In like 1997. After the voyager crap though, they were forever tainted as uncool.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

I turned Voyager off from the very first episode. I guess that's why I still like the Borg.

In fact, I've turned off all Star Trek since TNG. I'm such a has-been geek.

I hope Q is still a cool baddie.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

WHY, MEAT?

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

Because I crave attention.

LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEE

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

hey gusy its the new meat

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Whoa...I'm in a macro! What higher honor could possibly be bestowed upon me now? ;P

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Now that I watched it again, I can't possibly imagine how this documentary can end up NOT sucking. You can't just ask a bunch of furries what they think of the fandumb; yes they make themselves look sad, but nowhere near the amount they should.

ALSO: LOOKIT TNM, ATTENTION WHORE.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

cut your hair, hippie

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Also: Hay guys!

Open to suggestions on making it more annoying / stupid.

It's Micah. You could give it some scat joke... IF YOU DARE!

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Whoa...I'm in a macro!

That sounds like a vore scene...

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Whoa...I'm in a macro!

That sounds like a vore scene...

I'm so de-furried that I thought it was a MS Office script. Serious! :b

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Whoa...I'm in a macro!

That sounds like a vore scene...

I'm so de-furried that I thought it was a MS Office script. Serious! :b

I don't think "macro" - as used to apply to an image with text - is a furry thing. Just a messageboard thing. :P (And I actually thought the same thing at first, until my fiance enlightened me...)

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Micah Macro, FBI

Genghis · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 322

A macro is any kind of shorthand script, really, it's just a somewhat outdated and rarely used term. Like the auto-insult on Duke Nukem 3D referred to the ability to call everyone a loser with the touch of a key as a macro. Image macroes dated back to the time when certain messageboards would have things like the Timeline Of History available as a quick command.

They can be added as smilies, but that tends to destroy the "view more emoticons" window by breaking the tables more thoroughly than I broke your mom's hymen.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Not too popular, are we?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Not too popular, are we?

Brilliant.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Is that Gameboy Jurassic Park music?

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

It's from some game on C64, and YTMND gave itself another enema so I lost all the views and votes it had. It used to have 15000+ views and a 3.9+ rating. :?

Faggotry-edit: Nevermind, that was for my other YTMND, using the Fucking Furries animation. :oops:

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Not too popular, are we?

Go Micah! Go New Meat! It's your birthday! It's your birthday!

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Is that Gameboy Jurassic Park music?

I thought it was part of the Axel Foley theme from Beverly Hills Cop.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Is that Gameboy Jurassic Park music?

I thought it was part of the Axel Foley theme from Beverly Hills Cop.

...the only thing people remember Harold Faltermeyer for.

Claim To Fame: The guy who did Axel F. Harold Faltermeyer was Giorgio Moroder's in-house studio programmer during the 70's "disco" phase. Cleverly invested his earnings into the legendary "Fairlight" sampling system, and went into soundtrack work.

Massive smash success with Axel F single, which is the "theme" from Beverly Hills Cop (1984). Also responsible for Fletch (1985) and Beverly Hills Cop II (1987), The Running Man (1987) and Tango and Cash (1989).

I still have my old Fletch cassette somewhere, because I absolutely loved his strange 'Exotic Skates' song, as well as 'Digging In', the 'Not the Fletch theme music, but the cool instrumental music during the parts where Fletch was doing something or other'.

I broke down and encoded them at one point, and they sounded like shit. :(

Come to think of it, Kim Wilde (Kids in America, You Keep Me Hangin' On) had a pretty damn good song on this, too. Where'd I put that tape?

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Are they brother and sister or something? No way they can look that alike and not share a genetic base.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

It looks like he's saying "Walrus" over and over again.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

Are they brother and sister or something? No way they can look that alike and not share a genetic base.

We get that a lot.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

It looks like he's saying "Walrus" over and over again.

Ooooh. So it was an animated GIF. Good thing I've disabled them. :)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Ooooh. So it was an animated GIF. Good thing I've disabled them. :)

You've disabled animated gifs? That's no fun. How could you enjoy Creature's YappyDance avatar or Rankin's edited MG3 avatar?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Are they brother and sister or something? No way they can look that alike and not share a genetic base.

We get that a lot.

Actually, Micah looks a fair bit like Naylor...

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Ooooh. So it was an animated GIF. Good thing I've disabled them. :)

You've disabled animated gifs? That's no fun. How could you enjoy Creature's YappyDance avatar or Rankin's edited MG3 avatar?

Er, why enjoying them? Those things are distracting.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Ooooh. So it was an animated GIF. Good thing I've disabled them. :)

You've disabled animated gifs? That's no fun. How could you enjoy Creature's YappyDance avatar or Rankin's edited MG3 avatar?

Er, why enjoying them? Those things are distracting.

Distracting for about five seconds, maybe. Why did you disable them? Dial-up?

Also: Am I the only person that associates avatars with the people that use them?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Also: Am I the only person that associates avatars with the people that use them?

Depends, are you a katana weilding young man, who was raised in traditional Japanese style and is destined to shout "Yaoiiiiiiiii!"?

Also, I think Stoneth isn't actually a wolf.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Ooooh. So it was an animated GIF. Good thing I've disabled them. :)

You've disabled animated gifs? That's no fun. How could you enjoy Creature's YappyDance avatar or Rankin's edited MG3 avatar?

Er, why enjoying them? Those things are distracting.

Distracting for about five seconds, maybe. Why did you disable them? Dial-up?

Also: Am I the only person that associates avatars with the people that use them?

Nah, I disabled them 'cause they were annoying. It's harder for me to concentrate in a text or whatnot if things (like banners) are dancing around trying to catch my attention. Besides, they add -nothing- at all to the contents of a website, with veeeery counted exceptions, so I just leave them off.

Even if I use Mozilla with its ad blocking technology coupled with the excellent AdBlock extension (probably the best invention since 1/43 scale diecast cars), I just don't like animated GIFs. That's all.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Also: Am I the only person that associates avatars with the people that use them?

Depends, are you a katana weilding young man, who was raised in traditional Japanese style and is destined to shout "Yaoiiiiiiiii!"?

Also, I think Stoneth isn't actually a wolf.

That could be argued whether you're talking about the one typing this message or if you treat "Stoneth" as a character that someone created.

I don't think Rankin is a furry version of The World from Magical Drop III but I do tend to associate avatars with people on this board, particularly if that avatar is of a personal character created by the user like with Banrai, Donny, and a few other furries on here.

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

That could be argued whether you're talking about the one typing this message or if you treat "Stoneth" as a character that someone created.

I don't think Rankin is a furry version of The World from Magical Drop III but I do tend to associate avatars with people on this board, particularly if that avatar is of a personal character created by the user like with Banrai, Donny, and a few other furries on here.

Is Stoneth a character?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Is Stoneth a character?

I'd say that he's a card. A white wolf with blue hair. Always making the anime sweat drop and everything..

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Avatar association is deceptive. If you remember my old hag avatar from before, I use it currently on another forum and people assumed I was female.

Also, I know people who have 'wise old sage' looking avatars who were complete immature asses. Likewise, some of the most profound people I have met online have flashy stupid avatars.

It's a matter of expression, like what you where. Don't assume because I wear black that I like Nightwish, and I won't assume that since you wear a sports jersey that you lack intelligence.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Nah, I disabled them 'cause they were annoying. It's harder for me to concentrate in a text or whatnot if things (like banners) are dancing around trying to catch my attention. Besides, they add -nothing- at all to the contents of a website, with veeeery counted exceptions, so I just leave them off.

Even if I use Mozilla with its ad blocking technology coupled with the excellent AdBlock extension (probably the best invention since 1/43 scale diecast cars), I just don't like animated GIFs. That's all.

Oh. I see where you're coming from now. Totally understandable.

Stoneth: I'm talking about the person typing the message.

Depends, are you a katana weilding young man, who was raised in traditional Japanese style? <...>

I guess I meet half the criteria. I'm a young man that would like to learn to weild a sword.

Yaoi

:vomit:

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I almost never shoot music notes out my pooter. Otherwise, it looks a lot like me..pigtails, large smile, horns...

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

I guess I meet half the criteria. I'm a young man that would like to learn to weild a sword.

LooL

I started taking classical fencing classes a few days ago. That shit's hell on your legs. Fun stuff though, if you ignore the fact that you look like a fat ballerina poking a stick at someone else.

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

I guess I meet half the criteria. I'm a young man that would like to learn to weild a sword.

LooL

I started taking classical fencing classes a few days ago. That shit's hell on your legs. Fun stuff though, if you ignore the fact that you look like a fat ballerina poking a stick at someone else.

I speak from experience here. Fencing is lame.

Kendo is they way it should be. And kendo hurts. Fighting is supposed to hurt, what's the point of fighting if you have to hold back so you don't injure someone?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Fencing isn't a martial art, it's a sport, a hobby even.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Fencing isn't a martial art, it's a sport, a hobby even.

I've never been able to take fencing seriousley since I found out my boss did it.

Then again, he's a flaming gay guy who's wife left him because he loved his showdogs more than her.

:/

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

My new avatar is accurate because, in reality, I am Michael Anthony Hall.

IGNORE WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW FROM THIS DOCUMENTARY

IT'S LIES ALL LIES FROM THE "LIE-BERAL" MEDIA!!!!1!

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

My new avatar is accurate because, in reality, I am Michael Anthony Hall.

IGNORE WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW FROM THIS DOCUMENTARY

IT'S LIES ALL LIES FROM THE "LIE-BERAL" MEDIA!!!!1!

I'm guessing you're a Normal Bob fan :wink:

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Fencing isn't a martial art, it's a sport, a hobby even.

Anyone want to take a guess as to who my favorite character from Soul Calibur II is?

He also has the single best weapon demonstration out all the other characters. Fencing is merely a sport. It's like ballet with wire swords. Not that it takes away the coolness of real genuine rapiers.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

I've just uploaded a new avatar. Admire my superb art, the quality of the line, the gracility of the expression, the clearliness of the spoken text, the detail of the background, and, or course, the luminosity of the carefully chosen colors.

I know I shouldn't lose the time with inferior beings as you all are, but, you know, I'm a generous person after all (apart of being a frustrated elitist antifur) so I'll share all my genius with you, and FREE, but only this time.

OK, jokes apart, I was silly, and found very funny the frustrated elitist antifur part. And besides, this is my post #500 so I wanted to celebrate it. :)

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

My new avatar is accurate because, in reality, I am Michael Anthony Hall.

IGNORE WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW FROM THIS DOCUMENTARY

IT'S LIES ALL LIES FROM THE "LIE-BERAL" MEDIA!!!!1!

I'm guessing you're a Normal Bob fan :wink:

I am because Normal Bob is awesome.:)

21st Century Digital Boy · Venter Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 202

As many of you have probably already guessed by now, I actually am a perpetually angry mutant in a Special Olympics shirt.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Are they brother and sister or something? No way they can look that alike and not share a genetic base.

We get that a lot.

Actually, Micah looks a fair bit like Naylor...

Heyheyheyheyhey.... that's uncalled for. That's just mean, man.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I didn't mean it in a foul way. It's just her haircut, face shape, glasses and the fact that in that gif she has a smile-devoid expression and...

Yeah, she looks a fair bit like Naylor.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I didn't mean it in a foul way. It's just her haircut, face shape, glasses and the fact that in that gif she has a smile-devoid expression and...

Yeah, she looks a fair bit like Naylor.

I don't any ressemblance watt-sew-eva. :wink:

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

At least Micah is pleasant to look at :(

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/stoneth/MicahFisk.jpg

That comparison is no good. You need to find a picture of her without a hint of a smile. Not even a tiny itty bitty smile! That's why the gif worked.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

At least Micah is pleasant to look at :(

Yeah, but the real question is which one of them fights more like a girl.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Yeah, but the real question is which one of them fights more like a girl.

Micah is obviously more refined; her lineage has a powerful, lasculine jaw, and unless she plucks her eyebrows, they're not bushy or growing into a unibrow. Obviously, she came from the other cousin.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Micah is obviously more refined; her lineage has a powerful, lasculine jaw, and unless she plucks her eyebrows, they're not bushy or growing into a unibrow. Obviously, she came from the other cousin.

She's obviously the result of fine masterrace breeding. Heil shizen!

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

I want to know if there is a release date for this furdomucentry yet?

I spy with my eye a barbie style yellow dog thing in the picture. Is that a conversion or what? Also, can we have pictures of all the weird stuff you guys seem to have?

She's obviously the result of fine masterrace breeding. Heil shizen!

Heil! Heil! Heil!

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

I want to know if there is a release date for this furdomucentry yet?

I spy with my eye a barbie style yellow dog thing in the picture. Is that a conversion or what? Also, can we have pictures of all the weird stuff you guys seem to have?

Is that Furcon Barbie (tm)?

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Kendo is they way it should be. And kendo hurts. Fighting is supposed to hurt, what's the point of fighting if you have to hold back so you don't injure someone?

I'm taking MARTIAL fencing. Which means it teaches more about how to stick people so they die instead of scoring points. The emphasis though is on defense, so you don't die first.

Also, kendo is for japanophile queers who think katanas are TEH BEAST SORDS ON THE WORLD. All I ever see in kendo are those burqua-clad morons rigidly waving sticks at each other in an attempt to make the other guy back off, which they always do. It's crap.

My ultimate goal is spanish and italian rapier, which is ALOT more "fighty" than foil or epee, since you can just knock people down in your spare moments if you want to. You can't bring that shit into Olympic tournaments, they'll think you're insane. :D

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Kendo would be a lot more fun if baseball bats were involved.

9

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

I'm taking MARTIAL fencing. Which means it teaches more about how to stick people so they die instead of scoring points. The emphasis though is on defense, so you don't die first.

But what are the chances you'll fight someone in the street who wants to fence? ...actually that'd be pretty awesome :(

Also, kendo is for japanophile queers who think katanas are TEH BEAST SORDS ON THE WORLD. All I ever see in kendo are those burqua-clad morons rigidly waving sticks at each other in an attempt to make the other guy back off, which they always do. It's crap.

I don't understand the logic behind katanas. They're big and heavy and imbalanced. :(

Sagacious · Qualificator Joined: 22 Nov 2004 Posts: 19

But they're shaaaarp.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

So is a gun :(

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

I don't understand the logic behind katanas. They're big and heavy and imbalanced. :(

Sounds like you've never delt with even a halfway decent one. And I don't mean the shit that's sold at your average knife, tackle, bait, and oil change shop. A good katana feels like an extention of the arm, light and strong, and sharp enough to cut a peice of falling paper. The ones you find at a knife shops are, at best, cheap peices of shit. Hell, even my claymoore is better those peices of junk and it's built to hack and slash through people.

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

I'm taking MARTIAL fencing. Which means it teaches more about how to stick people so they die instead of scoring points. The emphasis though is on defense, so you don't die first.

Also, kendo is for japanophile queers who think katanas are TEH BEAST SORDS ON THE WORLD. All I ever see in kendo are those burqua-clad morons rigidly waving sticks at each other in an attempt to make the other guy back off, which they always do. It's crap.

My ultimate goal is spanish and italian rapier, which is ALOT more "fighty" than foil or epee, since you can just knock people down in your spare moments if you want to. You can't bring that shit into Olympic tournaments, they'll think you're insane. :D

Competition kendo is different from grading kendo. You only need to make a clear hit to score a point, so fast little unblocked blows are normal. In grading kendo you need to hit in such a way that if it were a live blade it would pierce armour. Grading kendo is also about doing the moves perfectly, like kata. You end up practising the same cut for decades.

None of the people I train with are japanophile queers, the only japanophile queer I ever saw came in saying he tried fencing but didn't like it and wanted to "spar" with us. He was an idiot and left immediately.

Maybe kendo where you live is different. Here the last time I fought defensively I got taken apart, the other person just charges in and hits as hard and fast as possible, leaves you exhausted and then scores.
In the end though, I think martial fencing is as useful as kendo. It's a martial art, but it's not self-defence. It very rare to have a sword handy if someone is trying to mug you in the street. It can really be only a sport, and never goes into application.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

I want to know if there is a release date for this furdomucentry yet?

I spy with my eye a barbie style yellow dog thing in the picture. Is that a conversion or what? Also, can we have pictures of all the weird stuff you guys seem to have?

Is that Furcon Barbie (tm)?

That would actually be a model that I made in high school, out of papier mache and Super Sculpy, of one of my earlier anthro characters. Before I knew what "furry" was.

She's obviously the result of fine masterrace breeding. Heil shizen!

Hey man, I'm Jewish. Not cool. ;P

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y1/stoneth/MicahFisk.jpg

That comparison is no good. You need to find a picture of her without a hint of a smile. Not even a tiny itty bitty smile! That's why the gif worked.

But I'm *not* smiling in that photo! Not even a tiny itty bitty bit!

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Aww I think Micah's purdy :)

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

Micah is like the hannibal lector of furrydumb.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Micah is like the hannibal lector of furrydumb.

Except I don't think Hannbal liked to watch Geeky Chinchilla boys pop out eggs from his ass.

I would find it much funnier if they came from his dick, instead. Especially if it made the end explode when it exited.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

Micah is like the hannibal lector of furrydumb.

How's that? O.o Wouldn't that mean I'd have to eat people or something?

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

you can increase that number.

Except for the fact Micah doesn't seem to have a commissions folder.

MicahFennec · Prattler Joined: 10 Feb 2005 Posts: 170

you can increase that number.

Except for the fact Micah doesn't seem to have a commissions folder.

If you're referring to VCL, I mix my commissions in with the other stuff that I post there, rather than putting them in one particular folder.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

I know, but I needed a COMMISSIONS folder to make my little image.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

It very rare to have a sword handy if someone is trying to mug you in the street. It can really be only a sport, and never goes into application.

I plan on keeping a rapier behind the seat of my truck. :D

I'll never use it for anything, unless someone needs to cut a label off a sweatshirt or something and I want to seem insane.

Swords are fun.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

Some working linkage to the vid would be nice for those who missed the thread when it was fresh and aren't into martial arts techtalk.

Kitsune Kiyoshi · Qualificator Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 26

www.furrypelt.com/videos/furries_trailer.mpg

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

Thanks a lot, yeah, it doesn't look that bad.

... okay...

I'm comparing it with a documentary about Zoophiles in Swizerland I once saw that makes furries look lika a well adjusted and lovable bunch.

Kitsune Kiyoshi · Qualificator Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 26

I'm comparing it with a documentary about Zoophiles in Swizerland I once saw that makes furries look lika a well adjusted and lovable bunch.

Link plz.

Conceptually though, it's shaping up to be much less of the furry 'Trekkies' (never my intention, anyway) and more of a furry 'Michael Moore Hates America'.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 679

As many of you have probably already guessed by now, I actually am a perpetually angry mutant in a Special Olympics shirt.

I was thinking more along the lines of a frame grab from The Ring that I missed.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 679

www.furrypelt.com/videos/furries_trailer.mpg

That was shrug-worthy even over VNC with eight-bit color and no sound.

Of course, much of this thread is more amusing when seen while the XAnalogTV screen saver is playing.

I really need to find a way to put this video on endless loop and put it to that screen saver as input.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Kitsune Kiyoshi's true colors! Dun dun dunnn:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/kitsune_kiyoshi/29859.html#cutid1
http://www.livejournal.com/users/no_to_cyd/461.html?thread=717#t717

Ya, this "documentary" is going to try to suger-coat the fandom up the ass and back. Do not watch unless you want to see someone defend XYDEXX... on VIDEO.... Ok, I gotta see this.

Guido · Rasophore Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Posts: 68

Good GOD...

Any and all respect I may have once had for this guy is right out the window... I think we can all rest assured though that this thing will never see the light of day... I mean just look at the shitty asian headphones and dangling wires. If it does get made, I will have to hunt someone down and smack them.

<Edit> and furthermore...

"Xydexx has stood out as the fandom's voice of reason... even when he was standing alone. He convinced me to actually start something and come up with real solutions rather than continuing to complain about bad press and furthering the policy of silence and isolationism in the face of the media."

If anyone deserves a "Furry Fan" card, it's this sad "Kiyo Ouchida" fuck. He's KISSING ASS TO XYDEXX TO GET MONEYS TO MAKE FURRY PROPOGANDA FILMS for christsakes. This offends me not only as a bitter ex-furry, but as a cineast seeing the art form I live for being horribly assraped to produce... FURRY PROPOGANDA FILMS.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Xydexx has stood out as the fandom's voice of reason

BWAHAHAHAHA

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Well, isn't that why we're all here? Because Xydexx is as reasonable as they come?

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

I hate to say, but I saw this one coming. Sane furries just can't make 'unbiased documentaries'. Furries with the brainworms, however, have the liberty of ignoring most of furry - their 'unbiased' means uninsulting sycophantic propaganda. Come on, people, if the 'furry Michael Moore flick' didn't give you a clue...

I want to show how furry isn't a unilateral fandom<...> but rather a centrifugal one

If that means 'where everyone flees from the center', okay.

<2 the Gryphon is> loud, funny, subversive, and even SA goons think he's cool.

YEAH. ON BIZARRO WORLD.

Xydexx has stood out as the fandom's voice of reason

BEST DOCUMENTARY EVAR A++++++++

Maybe he could get Postvixen/etc. to do something lewd with a copy of The Gay Science for that bit. Maybe, considering how many furries are willing to suck cock to be noticed, something unintentionally hilarious is going to slip in. There'll need to be a pretty decent screening system. Else he'll get the 200 pound guy in overalls and Depends helping make the fandom 'legitimate' - while Silfur humps the couch.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Well, isn't that why we're all here? Because Xydexx is as reasonable as they come?

And that, of course, makes me wonder: How is Kitsune Kiyoshi going to meet his stated goal of making "a film about furry fandom that will stand in the eyes of furs everywhere as an accurate and beneficial account"? "Accurate" and "beneficial" being largely incompatible when it comes to furry fandom, I assume the key words are "in the eyes of furs", i.e. not accurate at all. LIES AND CIRCUMSTANCE!

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

Now I want to see it more than ever. If it's anything like the trailer then it's going to be hilarious even if it doesn't want to be. Xydexx must be whole another person off internet because I think he's crazy. I'll wait until the thing actually get done before I pass judgement.

So, did Kitsune lie to you New Meat? I'm getting such impression from this thread. Drama. pwned

Guido · Rasophore Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Posts: 68

Oh my... I'm not sure what happened, but I think Mr. Ouchida's plot of sychophantic nice guy fanjobbing is starting to slip up just a bit:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/kitsune_kiyoshi/29859.html?thread=126883#t126883

I am trying, I'm really trying and to do something good for the fandom after it's been fucked over, agian and agian and agian and all I get is this venom and lies, all these lies spewed at me by insecure people like you. I'm starting to think that nothing could possibly be worth this.

Well... this project was certainly short lived... I better save this before he takes a page from his squeaky role model and deletes everything... Anyone know what this was all about?

<edit> Wait, he hates CYD now?

I'll say it one last time. I know that I am a good person. If we had ever actually met you would know that. I've never hurt anyone, I've never said anything negative about any subgroup of furry other than Crush Yiff Destroy, and I don't hate anyone other than Bush.

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

<edit> Wait, he hates CYD now?

Looks like it!

I hate these bastards as much as you dear, but this is group is only going to give them more attention they don't deserve.

Guido · Rasophore Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Posts: 68

I hate these bastards as much as you dear, but this is group is only going to give them more attention they don't deserve.

That fucking hypocrite... He probobly HEARD about that group from lurking on CYD in the first place.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

For the last time I have babyfur FRIENDS. I think cub art is CUTE.

Further down the spiral. If this thing comes out it could be more hilarious and cause more damage to furry than anything past.

This is supposed to draw people into furry. There's a lot of furry that can't possibly be presented in a good light, cub art being just one shining example. Either he cuts a lot of this material out, or he scares away a lot of potentially interested parties. Better yet - like Merlino's alleged ConFurance advertising, Kiyo here could attract more of the same people who've been dragging the fandom through the mud for a decade.

Paul's exactly right. Either Kiyo ignores most of the sub-subculture, or he gives an accurate all-encompassing picture that shows the freak show most furries even try to ignore. Either way, some group is getting stepped on - either it lumps the perverts in with the respectable artists, gamers, and socialites, or leaves the perverts out completely. If he wants the truth... the truth is, in general, furry is a fragmented collection of fans, fetish queens, and those on social welfare. The fans don't like the freaks. The freaks don't care for the fans. And the welfare cases cling to whoever will support them. It's obvious he won't give an accurate description, Kiyo's sucking up too hard and trying to make too many friends to suggest any group of furries is actually universally hated, even by other furries!

I've never hurt anyone, I've never said anything negative about any subgroup of furry other than Crush Yiff Destroy, and I don't hate anyone other than Bush.

He's politically ignorant but sensitive to the feelings of furries. He's good at sucking up to whoever he wants something from. And maybe in the end it'll turn out he loves CYD and this is just his way of getting into the darkest recesses of furrydom with a camera, but still - he's trash. And his project is mired in drama before it's even started.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

Eh. When you're doing this kind of work, you have to suck up to A LOT of people. He's just trying to get people to talk to him, and he's doing what he has to do to make that happen. A good reporter never has any dignity. Don't take it seriously.

He's good at sucking up to whoever he wants something from. And maybe in the end it'll turn out he loves CYD and this is just his way of getting into the darkest recesses of furrydom with a camera

This would be my guess.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

There's so much asskissing in his post that I makes me want to puke all over his shirt. :)

Guido · Rasophore Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Posts: 68

There's so much asskissing in his post that I makes me want to puke all over his shirt. :)

Why bother? It's already crap.

ALSO, what's with those strange looking marks/holes in the wall behind him? Does this guy live in some kind of ghetto low-income housing and have a 3000$ camera and all this supposedly high-end equipment?

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

I missed this the first time around since I kind of skimmed past his list, but this bears commenting on:

#8: Carroll Spinney

The man behind big bird, mentor to Rapid T. Rabbit, and inspiration to furries everywhere. It's probably slightly more likely I could reach him now that he's written a book and gone on talk shows... but I wouldn't bet on it. Still, I don't know any other celebrity who's prescence could add more legitimacy to the film and to the fandom as a whole.

Whoa, back the bus up. They've claimed Big Bird as one of their own, now? I certainly hope somebody warns Mr. Spinney just who he'd be associating himself with.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

It's simple, really. I want to make a film about furry fandom that will stand in the eyes of furs everywhere as an accurate and beneficial account...

Mutually fucking exclusive.

He ranks Postvixen and Xydexx as heroes? BWAHAHAHA!

Not like he doesn't misportray others...

Naturally, the audience will ask, "Why would someone like a 40 year old scientist run a cartoon animal convention?"

Starts with an 'f' ends with an 'etish'.

I want to explore the old saying: "Ask 10 furries what furry means to them, and you'll end up with 11 answers".

Yes, those answers being:

-Babyfur
-Cub 'Art'
-Gay Orgy
-Macro
-Vore
-Body Paint
-Bondage
-Druggyism
-Fursuit Sex
-Any Sex
-Herms

How on Earth can one make a furry documentary WITHOUT mentioning the rampantly large sexual side of the fandom?

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

Looks like it!

Huh, so that's what all you jokers look like.

Anyway, he's gonna get bitten in the ass really, really quickly if he makes nice to one group only to turn around and bad-mouth them to the other. It will be interesting to see if the film makes it past the production stage without derailing.