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doubtingwolf
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Posted: 5/14/2005 11:17:28 AM     Post subject: God hates furries  

And they do too.

Not too bad of a site. Has some fursuits worthy of the atrocity archive (at least one or two images made it into there), and entertaining info.

"Sticking your cock in a blender makes you unique, but people will still think you're a fucking idiot for doing it. That is, unless you construct a subculture and lifestyle around sticking your cock in a blender, so you can associate purely with other people that stick their cocks in blenders, thus deluding yourself into thinking that sticking your cock in a blender is the norm and not at all a crazy thing to do."

I especially like this one:

"Remember, Furries can never truely win an argument, since at the end of the day when everyone goes home, they are still Furries and you are not."

Enjoy.
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weird_guy_in_the_corner
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Posted: 5/14/2005 4:24:20 PM     Post subject:  

Great site, very funny.
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Stoneth
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Posted: 5/14/2005 5:03:57 PM     Post subject:  

Eh... old link, but still a great site.
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Barry Scott
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Posted: 5/14/2005 7:46:31 PM     Post subject:  

I like getting email.

I like getting email even more when I can pop someone's email address into google and turn up postings on usenet from 1997 requesting horse porn


WINNA!
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 5/14/2005 8:21:35 PM     Post subject:  

Subject: U R Lame

At least i've got a girlfriend with big tits, and you not.


...Wayd?
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Rankin
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Joined: 03 Jan 2004
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Posted: 5/15/2005 1:33:09 AM     Post subject:  

Subject: U R Lame

At least i've got a girlfriend with big tits, and you not.


...Wayd?


A girlfriend is not a wife, and Way'd not been here, or he's been oddly behaving himself. You should know by now, not to taunt him, or he's liable to fly off the handle and not threaten, but to threaten threatening, you know.. like alpha wolves do.. :roll:
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 5/15/2005 1:02:29 PM     Post subject:  

I hear Wayd killed the president of Paraguay with a fork... =)
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 5/15/2005 1:25:06 PM     Post subject:  

Subject: U R Lame

At least i've got a girlfriend with big tits, and you not.


...Wayd?


A girlfriend is not a wife, and Way'd not been here, or he's been oddly behaving himself. You should know by now, not to taunt him, or he's liable to fly off the handle and not threaten, but to threaten threatening, you know.. like alpha wolves do.. :roll:


It was a Wayd joke, okay? The shortest one possible.
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 5/15/2005 1:40:16 PM     Post subject:  


It was a Wayd joke, okay? The shortest one possible.


You're just jealous of his wife. =D
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Bloodied
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Posted: 5/18/2005 2:58:13 PM     Post subject:  

Or at least his wife's chest :wink:
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Rankin
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Posted: 5/18/2005 3:00:22 PM     Post subject:  

Or at least his wife's chest :wink:


...which destroyed Paraguay.. hence, the argument.

More like Pair-a-Gay. OH-OH!

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Bloodied
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Posted: 5/18/2005 3:03:42 PM     Post subject:  

But what about the fate of U-R-Gay?

Poor South America. All those drugs lost :cry:
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m_estrugo
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Posted: 5/18/2005 3:23:12 PM     Post subject:  

But what about the fate of U-R-Gay?

Poor South America. All those drugs lost :cry:


Got anything against Uruguay? 'Cause, you know, I lived seven years there. And it was a wonderful country, with wonderful people. And lots of cows, too.
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Stoneth
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Posted: 5/18/2005 4:14:05 PM     Post subject:  



Children! Niños! You stop making fun of other people's countries or I'll turn this forum arround. I mean it! It's not nice to make fun of other countries ... except Mexico.
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 5/18/2005 4:32:16 PM     Post subject:  

The site reminded me of EAF, a lot. Which isn't exactly a compliment. When you start getting down to petty LJ battles, you're as bad of a dramawhore as the furries.

Although, I can see it's all giant bait to get furry hate mail. I wouldn't mind getting to read some of that.

Oh, and Bloodied, for the Weird Al referrence in your signature, you are hereby awesome.
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Bloodied
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Posted: 5/18/2005 5:28:05 PM     Post subject:  

Thanks. I just think it sums up CYD's whole ethos: nudging the more idiotic furries towards a self-improving exceptance of reality via the spiked iron glove of ridicule :P
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 5/18/2005 5:38:39 PM     Post subject:  

Honestly, as a whole, the 'furry haters' have rubbed off on the furs. The most common type of forums where one can see goonspeak (that LOL I H8 M$ AND AMERIKKKA stuff) are furry ones. Hell, recently it seems the furries love fark too.

I guess they do learn it's just so subtle it takes a patience most people who are even a bit critical of furry don't have. After all, who (apart from a furry) has the free time to shoot the shit on the net and constantly hammer them?

T'is why CYD is such a great concept. We're letting the furry system eat itself. :lol:
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 5/19/2005 9:47:47 AM     Post subject:  

Out-fuck itself might be a better description.
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Barry Scott
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Posted: 5/19/2005 1:11:26 PM     Post subject:  

Honestly, as a whole, the 'furry haters' have rubbed off on the furs. The most common type of forums where one can see goonspeak (that LOL I H8 M$ AND AMERIKKKA stuff) are furry ones. Hell, recently it seems the furries love fark too.

I guess they do learn it's just so subtle it takes a patience most people who are even a bit critical of furry don't have. After all, who (apart from a furry) has the free time to shoot the shit on the net and constantly hammer them?

T'is why CYD is such a great concept. We're letting the furry system eat itself. :lol:


Yes, but my only worry is that they would have ruined the Internet for everyone before they self-destruct. Assuming the shit-storm of spam and spyware doesn’t destroy it first of course.
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