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Paul
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Posted: 5/18/2005 2:44:44 PM     Post subject: Mat Sherer critique of Associated Student Bodies  

Well, in a manner of speaking. Here you go.
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Posted: 5/18/2005 2:52:40 PM     Post subject: Re: Mat Sherer critique of Associated Student Bodies  

Well, in a manner of speaking. Here you go.


He could have summed it up in at least one less panel; however, it's spot on. However, I doubt this will make it as fap fodder upon the Furry Top Ten List(tm).

The only good thing about ASB was that some asshole convinced me it was a good story, so I bought it from Mailbox Book, uh, Rabbit Valley, long long long ago. I got the whole set for like $19. I started reading the first, then just recoiled in disgust at the shitty story line.. and Simba in glasses.. (despite not being a fan of Lion King). I threw it into a box and forgot it for about two years. Found it again, put it up on furbid, and made 800% profit. That's the only good thing about ASB: It helps you pay the electric bill.
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Posted: 5/18/2005 4:29:58 PM     Post subject: Re: Mat Sherer critique of Associated Student Bodies  

I threw it into a box and forgot it for about two years. Found it again, put it up on furbid, and made 800% profit. That's the only good thing about ASB: It helps you pay the electric bill.


I wouldn't want their money. Considering the fate of Icey's beanie babies, a fiscal fetish would not be unthinkable in furrydom. Did it smell funny?
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Posted: 5/18/2005 4:56:17 PM     Post subject: Re: Mat Sherer critique of Associated Student Bodies  


I wouldn't want their money. Considering the fate of Icey's beanie babies, a fiscal fetish would not be unthinkable in furrydom. Did it smell funny?


Actually there is a chance money you've touched has been between a male strippers ass cheeks.
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Posted: 5/18/2005 5:39:49 PM     Post subject: Re: Mat Sherer critique of Associated Student Bodies  


I wouldn't want their money. Considering the fate of Icey's beanie babies, a fiscal fetish would not be unthinkable in furrydom. Did it smell funny?


Actually there is a chance money you've touched has been between a male strippers ass cheeks.


That is why I only use my debit card these days. <shudder>
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Posted: 5/18/2005 9:54:28 PM     Post subject: Re: Mat Sherer critique of Associated Student Bodies  

I wouldn't want their money. Considering the fate of Icey's beanie babies, a fiscal fetish would not be unthinkable in furrydom. Did it smell funny?


I don't accept cash from furries, but I will accept checks drawn from their parent's account. :wink:
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Posted: 5/18/2005 10:09:52 PM     Post subject:  


Giiiimmmeeee urr munneeeeyyy!!!!!!!!!!!11!1
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Posted: 5/19/2005 3:11:45 PM     Post subject:  

To butcher a Jay Pinkerton quote, most furries would rather pay IN RAPE DOLLARS!
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Posted: 5/23/2005 10:19:13 PM     Post subject:  

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen that strip do.
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Posted: 5/24/2005 6:34:25 PM     Post subject:  

Do Rape Dollars convert to Yen?

Somehow I have a feeling the conversion has something to do with tentacles or anime schoolgirl masks.
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Posted: 12/5/2005 5:19:06 AM     Post subject:  

The link don't work no more. :(

Care to some it up for those of us who came in late.
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Posted: 12/5/2005 6:27:59 AM     Post subject:  

I don't follow "Badly Drawn Kitties," but here's what I remember of that particular strip:

PANEL 1:

Female cat 1: This is the lesbian dorm.
Female cat 2: I'm straight.

PANEL 2:

Female cat 1: Are you sure? Maybe you should have sex with me and see.
Female cat 2: OK.

PANEL 3:
("LESBIAN PORN" in large block letters)

PANEL 4:

Female cat 2: (looking butch and masculine now) You're right. I'm a totally butch dyke now.
Female cat 1: (silent, smiling with the same calm, nondescript smile that the cats have had the whole time.)
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Posted: 12/5/2005 7:58:34 AM     Post subject:  

I spilled spot remover on my dog

He's gone now
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Posted: 12/5/2005 6:27:01 PM     Post subject:  


Mein hund hat keine nase!
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Posted: 12/5/2005 6:59:04 PM     Post subject:  


Wie riecht er?
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Posted: 12/5/2005 7:05:27 PM     Post subject:  


Schrecklich!
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Posted: 12/5/2005 9:59:12 PM     Post subject:  

Hat dieses Forum plötzlich in Deutschen umgewandelt?
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Posted: 12/5/2005 10:22:05 PM     Post subject:  

Guys...um, what the fuck is with all the nazi pictures? An explanation in ENGLISH would do.
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Posted: 12/5/2005 11:02:14 PM     Post subject:  

Why don't you try running it through a German to English translator, DUMMKOPF?
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Posted: 12/5/2005 11:20:20 PM     Post subject:  



heil?
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Posted: 12/5/2005 11:31:00 PM     Post subject:  

Why don't you try running it through a German to English translator, DUMMKOPF?

Gut ERBÄRMLICH ich machte relize, dass irgendein früher nicht, wurde ich mehr um dieses Forum angegangen, das vollständig nazistische Affenscheiße geht. Offensichtlich nicht hat jeder gewusst, dass Sie versuchend, lustig zu sein,. und hier ich habe gedacht, dass Sie mich ein Ausweis zu yiff machten. Aber wenn Ihres gehen, umständlich um es zu sein, mag eine Mutter, die Kultanhänger fickt, dann geht rechts voraus, Arschloch.

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Posted: 12/5/2005 11:47:37 PM     Post subject:  

Why don't you try running it through a German to English translator, DUMMKOPF?

Gut ERBÄRMLICH ich machte relize, dass irgendein früher nicht, wurde ich mehr um dieses Forum angegangen, das vollständig nazistische Affenscheiße geht. Offensichtlich nicht hat jeder gewusst, dass Sie versuchend, lustig zu sein,. und hier ich habe gedacht, dass Sie mich ein Ausweis zu yiff machten. Aber wenn Ihres gehen, umständlich um es zu sein, mag eine Mutter, die Kultanhänger fickt, dann geht rechts voraus, Arschloch.




You're emo even speaking German, like this other kid.
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Posted: 12/6/2005 12:19:28 AM     Post subject:  

Well ERBAERMLICH I made relize that any in former times, I did not become more around this forum concerned, which goes completely Nazi tables ape shit. Obviously everyone did not know that trying to be merrily. and here I have you thought that you made me a document of identification too yiff. But if their go being pedantic in order it a nut/mother, that fickt cult trailers, likes then precedes right, asshole.

:?
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Posted: 12/6/2005 12:28:22 AM     Post subject:  

Why do these long dead threads keep popping up as of late. Did necrophilia take the place beside cub art as the new IN fetish for you furries?
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Posted: 12/6/2005 12:40:03 AM     Post subject:  

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Posted: 12/6/2005 3:48:43 AM     Post subject:  

To Bag Full o' Money:

Thank you

To the people after him:

WTF
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Posted: 12/6/2005 4:01:08 AM     Post subject:  

Guys...um, what the fuck is with all the nazi pictures? An explanation in ENGLISH would do.

ITS WHAT WE DO.
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Posted: 12/6/2005 7:12:29 AM     Post subject:  

I don't know what the fuck is going on in here, but I'm joining in and I'm making a damn fool of myself while I'm at it.



ACHTUNG Ist ein dumkopf der Furry-en! LOSS LOSS LOSS Töten Sie es! Töten Sie das Furry!
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Posted: 12/6/2005 8:38:11 AM     Post subject:  



ACHTUNG Ist ein dumkopf der Furry-en! LOSS LOSS LOSS Töten Sie es! Töten Sie das Furry!


We foxes don't like ethnic minorities very much (aside from the Japanese, who are Honorable Aryans anyway).
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Posted: 12/6/2005 9:38:22 AM     Post subject:  

Theres a difference between a german facist and a japanese facist? What?
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Posted: 12/6/2005 9:39:14 AM     Post subject:  

EFudd wrote:
(really bad translated quote)
:?

I give up, fuck it. (white flag) Now can we get back to...
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Posted: 12/6/2005 1:37:21 PM     Post subject:  

hey guys want to hear something funny? NAZIS!!! lol thank you i'll be here all night try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress
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Posted: 12/6/2005 6:13:35 PM     Post subject:  

The only thing thats nazi around here is the people who are saying theres anything wrong with ASB, FURSECUTION!
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Posted: 12/6/2005 6:19:42 PM     Post subject:  


Gut ERBÄRMLICH ich machte relize, dass irgendein früher nicht, wurde ich mehr um dieses Forum angegangen, das vollständig nazistische Affenscheiße geht. Offensichtlich nicht hat jeder gewusst, dass Sie versuchend, lustig zu sein,. und hier ich habe gedacht, dass Sie mich ein Ausweis zu yiff machten. Aber wenn Ihres gehen, umständlich um es zu sein, mag eine Mutter, die Kultanhänger fickt, dann geht rechts voraus, Arschloch.


WELL PATHETICALLY I did relize that someone earlier not, I was concerned more around this forum which goes completely nazistische simian shit. Obviously everybody has not known, that to be amusing you trying. and here I have thought that you did me an identity card to yiff. But if theirs go, awkwardly to be it, may a mother who fucks cult follower, then walks at the head on the right, arsehole.


..........

Worüber in der BLAUEN HÖLLE sprechen sie?
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Posted: 12/6/2005 9:53:53 PM     Post subject:  

Er spricht Unsinn. hört nicht zu es sei denn Sie wollen Milben in Ihrer Suppe.

-EDIT-
Used a FREE internet translator. Have no idea how reliable they are.
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Posted: 12/6/2005 10:07:24 PM     Post subject:  

The Ten Commandments, as translated by Altavista Babblefish from English to Japanese and back:

1. With I from the houses of the main thy God of bondage, thee, it was that from the Egypt land, it is. In shalt of Thou as for that it is not before me in regard to other God.
2. The name of wastefulness of main thy God of the acquisition which is not shalt of Thou.
3. Being not to be possible, to represent shalt of Thou of thee graven, and/or it is, or is, or the water or there the that of something is resemblance the heaven of the earth under the earth. Because thyself of shalt of Thou does not bend those, being to be a practicality in those.
4. Because that maintains, the sabbath day of Holiness is remembered.
5. Give the reputation to the thy father and the thy mother: Perhaps long Thy day.
6. The murder which is not shalt of Thou.
7. Is there shalt of Thou? It does not entrust that.
8. There is shalt of Thou which you do not steal.
9. Does that the thy neighbor of shalt of Thou face the fundamental person of false evidence basis? That goes or, either one one. In order the house of the thy neighbor of shalt of Thou, to desire the wife of the thy neighbor of shalt of thing manservant and thou which is the times when you do not desire in order of 10 it is that cow, the thing donkey and the thy neighbor.
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Posted: 12/6/2005 11:44:00 PM     Post subject:  

Berliner-Stahl! I Gesetzgefolge Sie!
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Posted: 12/7/2005 1:48:39 AM     Post subject:  

The Ten Commandments, as translated by Altavista Babblefish from English to Japanese and back:

1. With I from the houses of the main thy God of bondage, thee, it was that from the Egypt land, it is. In shalt of Thou as for that it is not before me in regard to other God.
2. The name of wastefulness of main thy God of the acquisition which is not shalt of Thou.
3. Being not to be possible, to represent shalt of Thou of thee graven, and/or it is, or is, or the water or there the that of something is resemblance the heaven of the earth under the earth. Because thyself of shalt of Thou does not bend those, being to be a practicality in those.
4. Because that maintains, the sabbath day of Holiness is remembered.
5. Give the reputation to the thy father and the thy mother: Perhaps long Thy day.
6. The murder which is not shalt of Thou.
7. Is there shalt of Thou? It does not entrust that.
8. There is shalt of Thou which you do not steal.
9. Does that the thy neighbor of shalt of Thou face the fundamental person of false evidence basis? That goes or, either one one. In order the house of the thy neighbor of shalt of Thou, to desire the wife of the thy neighbor of shalt of thing manservant and thou which is the times when you do not desire in order of 10 it is that cow, the thing donkey and the thy neighbor.

I've never heard so many pronouns in a row before.
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Posted: 12/7/2005 2:40:44 AM     Post subject:  

Is there shalt of Thou? It does not entrust that.

Looniest way of saying "Don't cheat on your spouse" I've ever seen. :shock:

...and thou which is the times when you do not desire in order of 10 it is that cow, the thing donkey and the thy neighbor.

Aha! It IS that cow! I KNEW it!

And to get back to the point -- lest this thread be locked, I will take the time to propose that somebody write a review of ASB for the site's Articles list. Preferably someone who actually has access to the comic, which might be hard since it only comes in dead tree format (unless it's been pirated).
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Posted: 12/7/2005 4:00:29 AM     Post subject:  

And to get back to the point -- lest this thread be locked, I will take the time to propose that somebody write a review of ASB for the site's Articles list. Preferably someone who actually has access to the comic, which might be hard since it only comes in dead tree format (unless it's been pirated).

I'd be happy to do this, but the problem is that the only free copy I know of is in Russian.
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Posted: 12/8/2005 4:25:34 PM     Post subject:  

And to get back to the point -- lest this thread be locked, I will take the time to propose that somebody write a review of ASB for the site's Articles list. Preferably someone who actually has access to the comic, which might be hard since it only comes in dead tree format (unless it's been pirated).

I'd be happy to do this, but the problem is that the only free copy I know of is in Russian.


Lacking free furry porn? PAGING DR. SIBE
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