Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 139

http://www.furryconflict.com/index2.php

This is infact something that popped up on radar about a Star Wars/Star Trek themed furry radio drama. Don't believe me go to the link, here is a 'mission statement' for the site.

A dramatic parody of Star Trek and Star Wars: The Furry Conflict, the place where Star Wars and Star Trek meet in a funny, compelling and insightful way. From this main page you can navigate to the seven major sections of the website by using the links in the menu above.
Curious about the site? Visit the "About The Furry Conflict" section to learn a little more about the project.

Bloodied · Rasophore Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 53

An "insightful" furrified crossover? Behold as my sceptism level leaps off the scale...

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

A Star Trek/Star Wars crossover, where the characters are also randomly furries! Wow. Just... wow. Throw in some sex and it's the bottom rung of the Geek Heirarchy made manifest.

Ahahaha, look at their site. That mousewolffox thing is holding a rainbow lightsaber. This is gold.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

With a cast of ~~original characters~~ lulz, a well-thought out ~~premise~~ ROFL, and a community dedicated to ~~a quality product~~ drama, The Furry Conflict is as much a take-off of Star Wars and Star Trek as it is a place for fans of both franchises to ~~express their creativity and opinions~~ masturbate furiously.

The FAQ: By making some key changes and daring to disagree with some of the decisions made by Lucas, Berman, or Braga, we give a subtle critique of how we feel the official universes are being handled.
Translation: We didn't like Enterprise! Aren't we elite?

The FAQ: don't strictly limit our creativity to the boundaries set out in the official material.
Translation: Hi, my name is Mary Sue!

And one gem from the forums:

Can a Jedi get a prostitute and have unattached intercouse and it be fine with all the other Jedi?

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

A dramatic parody

A dramatic parody

A dramatic parody

A dramatic parody

'Nough said.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 139

Its interesting when you start peeling through the different layers of the web site; especially the technical side of the drama.

It gets more interesting in the site when you read thier forum posts.

Can you imagine how they might feel about a Star Trek online game where they could meet other furries and "expand" thier universe? Listed in thier forum board.

Yes, I know there is Star Wars Galaxies; it had that potential but whenever I played it people were more concerned about "casting spells and healing".

Uno, like Everquest but with cantinas, exotic dancers and all the guns an avid sportsman could ever wish for on a Christmas list.

Here is that rainbow saber that MK was talking about for those who haven't seen it.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

You know, there was a time where I thought the star trek and star wars series could not get any worse, any more dreck filled then they already were.

And then I saw the rainbow lightsaber.

Apparently I was wrong. As far as I'm concerned, this whole damn dirty mess can rot with Gonterman's disgustingly uninspired works.

And it should. Seriously, these guys try to pretend they're imaginative and all that shit, but fanfiction IS NOT IMAGINATIVE AT ALL. And yes, this IS fanfiction. All that "daring to disagree" Bullshit is just a fancy way of saying "oh dear, we can't have yiffy hermtaur porn with the way the ST/SW universe is, let's AU!" (AU is alternate universe, it causes aids, cancer and erectile dysfunction)

I don't see the point of having it set in the SW/ST universe if you're not going to do it anything like it is in ST/SW. If it's nothing like the source material, why not just make your own goddamn original universe and not ruin two already terrible subjects?!

But like so much else in furry fandom, this atrocity is just an irritating, unoriginal, drama-enfused exercise in frustration and futility.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

Of course there is always the old conflict between sticking to the original
and their own "creative" ideas... not.
The only relation with either star trek or starwars is the
attempt to cash in their fans.
Not working dear furries. Not working at all.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 139

HAHA! I love your photoshop'd picture, you should email TFC a copy of it.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

That is ten pounds of awesome in a five-pound bag.

Edit: I can't stop laughing at the fennec in the middle. If I had any guts, I'd make this my workplace desktop.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

It's the weirdos on the left that really sells it for me. They just has that look of craziness in them, especially the pink one.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

It's the weirdos on the left that really sells it for me. They just has that look of craziness in them, especially the pink one.

You mean Mr. Spuck? :D

Also, paging New Meat to this thread.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Star Wars fans are disturbing. Furries are disturbing. Star Wars fans want Jedi made a religion. Furries want Furry made into a sexual orientation.

Eh. It was bound to happen.

Interestingly enough, I once had a Trekkie attempt to kill me. It was after I told him his claim that he had real-life pet Tribbles was bullshit.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

I simply "furryfied" the a poster from the best starwars/startrek parody ever made: (T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1
It fit to well not do it. To bad the film was never distributed in the US.
The humor does not translate well and it was filmed in german language.
Mr.Spuck and Jens Maul were to good to slap animal heads on them.
I indeed mailed it to the TFC but did not get an answer so far.

Sixtail · Coadjutor Joined: 30 Aug 2004 Posts: 93

Thing is, Trekkies are basicly normal compared to furries. Might be the fact that the meat of the fandom doesn't have roots in porn..but still, this is highly insulting to them. Even Star Wars fans are somewhat normal, as the meat of
their lust is controled by one man and thankfully he's a hawk.

While there are people who cross over between all three, I'm sure 'pure' Trek and SW fans would murder furries in a hail of gunfire within a heartbeat to protect their somewhat good name. Or not, for all I know they could love this shit.

And the idea of it being radio drama..eewwww, it being furry insults the very idea as the true age of great radio drama died way before any furrys could learn to lust after Bugs Bunny, or that ragged vixen they see digging though the trash left outside with the raccoons.

CI · Apocrisiary Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 50

Here is that rainbow saber that MK was talking about for those who haven't seen it.

LOL :lol: Ah, my sides! It's lame enough without the fact it looks like a giant gel pen.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 139

I thought it looked more like one of those multi-flavored ice cream pops that you can get in the frozen section. Skittles theme comes to mind; just how I saw it.