Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

Sinclair · Prattler Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 125

"Staking Cat" sounds like the name of a furry vampire slayer. :P

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

So now he looks even more fucked up. Joy.

Capital punishment is the answer.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

$200,000? Didn't he just loose his job? If he had 200,000 just lying about, why didn't he upgrade himself out his shack of a house first? Or get a new truck that doesn't have crappy cat stickers all over it. Or maybe, God forbid, put it away in savings.

This guy makes sexual fursuiters seem fiscally responsible and well-adjusted.

Dennis,
Please die from an infected whisker or something. Most people are glad to be born with the face they have, and are thrilled that when they turn, say, 40, it still doesn't look completely like shit. We get it already, you're a freak, now shut up and stop attention grabbing.

Also, why do Goons look down on Fark? Their threads read the same, minus the goony in-jokes.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

Now that he's a cat he should be neutered.
Really this is taking a hobby a bit too far.
Oh and where did he get the money for this?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Now that he's a cat he should be neutered.
Really this is taking a hobby a bit too far.
Oh and where did he get the money for this?

He already is. He went insane after loosing his testes (I don't know if one or both) to testicular cancer. If you see a full torso pic of him, he's got little boobs from the testosterone drop.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

...Have we not already learned what too much plastic surgery can do to a person through Michael Jackson?

I am going to seriousley laugh when the next news article is about how his jowls fell off.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

This is a really obvious question, one I'm sure has been posed before, but I have to ask. If he's Native American, why is his totem an Asian animal? Native Americans generally adopt the totems of animals that actually live in the Americas. He keeps trying to claim this is part of his cultural heritage while simultaneously pissing all over it.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

If he's Native American, why is his totem an Asian animal?

A winner is Monkey King! Although shifting from trying to understand the mindset of 'Dances With Cosmetic Surgeons' to full on logic has burnt up my clutch something horrible.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

Oh god, we have enough shallow, idiotic people jumping on the whole "Totem" scene as is. What's WRONG with these people?

Jesus, haven't we made the native americans suffer enough already? killing them is one thing, burning down their homes and scattering their entire culture to the fringes of civilization is another, but do we really need confused furries getting in on the act? Show some mercy already!

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

I searched but couldn't find anything. Anybody got any before pics or could link me to some?

When i'm in downtown SF i see trophy wife plastic surgery freaks pretty frequently and honestly, those chicks are more unsettling to me in person that looking at a picture of this guy is, they're eyes and mouths just have this impossibly weird curve to them, almost like a retard smiling, and the makeup they wear it freaks me out sometimes, they look a twisted manequin that you'd see in the attic in a horror movie.

Why on earth do people do this stuff? He must literally scare children everywhere he goes, and he's stuck like that forever, i'm sure he just keeps trying so hard to justify it to himself and pretend he likes what he see's in the mirror but i can GUARUNTEE he doesn't, he's probably cried himself to sleep several times knowing that he fucked up BIG TIME.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

Pathological insane. Stalking cat is insane. That has nothing to do with life styling anymore. It is self mutilation induced by some odd mental desease.
He should have been in professional care long before he started.
I feel sorry for him.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

This man spent 200 000 dollars only to look like garfield. Is there any need to intellectualize it?

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

This man spent 200 000 dollars only to look like garfield. Is there any need to intellectualize it?

and here's the portfolo of the guy who made that $200.000 off of Avner.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

I Know of an AtomicDrunk from a Magic forum I used to post on.

It turns out he was the same guy. Small world huh?

http://misetings.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12678

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

So let me get this straight...

This fugitive from a poorly-written transformation fan-fic has spent untold hundreds of thousands of dollars to bring about this bizarre fetish to look as much like GARFIELD as possible...

And it has never occured to him to spend any of that on either LIPOSUCTION or BREAST REDUCTION?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

I was thinking more along the lines of this: He could have donatd it to research or something.

This fucker culd have donated to the facility that would have cured cancer if the didn't have to close due to lack of funding. AND INSTEAD HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A FAT BLOB OF IMPLANTS AND TATTOOS.

Ugh.

Guido · Rasophore Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Posts: 68

I've met him at Conifur.

He talks like Bevis.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

I've met him at Conifur.

He talks like Bevis.

I imagine he would sound odd with all the shit he did to his face.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

If he's beavis, who's butthead?

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

If he's beavis, who's butthead?

The rest of the furry fandom.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Apparently he's caught the attention of comic artist/writer John Kovalik as well.

Check out his LiveJournal;

http://www.livejournal.com/users/muskrat_john/79911.html?view=2097703

OMG-NEWB!~!!! · Coadjutor Joined: 25 Jun 2005 Posts: 75

Donating $200, 000 to cancer research would have been a generous, kind act of charity... apparently this man is a selfish, delusional prick.

Using his money to fullfill his little fantasy and help a plastic surgeon with the payments on his speedboat.

But I'm sure that's obvious to all.

I remember seeing a man on Ripley's Believe it or Not that turned himself into a tiger...

I say he looks like shit...
Look out ladies... *Growwwl*

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

He's like furry fandoms Lance Armstrong...
After a tragic battle with testicular cancer he learns to live again and finds the path to self perfection...

It would have been a perfect TV-drama "based on a true story", but NOOO furries ruin EVERYTHING. :lol:

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 139

Where does a former Navy tech GET that kind of money? I know they pay service men and women well and have a great retirement plan,
but 200K could have been eveything he had!

Seriously, how could someone not think that through? Think of how the money could have been spent of gene therepy/research, could have grown him a new set of cajonies after losing the first to cancer maybe while helping others.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I remember seeing a man on Ripley's Believe it or Not that turned himself into a tiger...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/LeatherWolf-X/images363921_tiger-man.jpg

That IS Stalking Cat. He's been featured on Ripley's, Dr. Phil and possibly other shows... Hence the 'attention whore' part of this topic title.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

Donating $200, 000 to cancer research would have been a generous, kind act of charity... apparently this man is a selfish, delusional prick.

Well, I dunno about that

I aint lyin, if I had $200k to spend anyway I wanted and no other bills or obligation to use it on - Which charity would I give it to?.... hmm...

oh fuck this! I'd buy a bunch of sweet cars I want, and then I'd drop like $3k on a 12-hour drinking binge at some dive bar buying rounds for the whole place.. and who knows about the rest of it.

Christ guys lighten up. I could say a lot of shit about this guy, but the money really isn't it. I wish I had that kind of money to drop into whatever I wanted - no matter how stupid.

Beauty of Nature · Prattler Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 178

Hmm, what would I do with 200k$ ?
I'd blow it all on booze and hookers.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Tonight, on the Discovery Channel:

Some people undergo extreme body modification procedures to turn parts of their bodies into animal features. Lizard Man created a forked tongue, Enigma grafted horns on to his head, and Cat Man tattooed his body with head-to-toe stripes.

Humanimals: Wild Makeovers.

JD_mcKenna · Qualificator Joined: 27 Aug 2005 Posts: 15

Hmm, what would I do with 200k$ ?
I'd blow it all on booze and hookers.

New computer . . . or three . . . clean out my Amazon Wish List . . . invest whatever's left.

Not the most selfless thing to do with it, I know, but that's what I'd do

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Hm. 200k? I'd probably buy an obscurely distant island in the middle of the Mediterranean, build it into a holiday resort, and convert it into a base for all my evil plans of world domination. Of course I'd also have to invest in high-tech security systems, but heck, it's 2005!

Hello, by the way.

Edit: And as to not completely derail the topic: Geez. Stalking Cat sure knows how to 'git hees attentiun.' It's kinda sad that you have to completely mutilate your body to get known in the world today. I wonder if he does children's parties...

OMG-NEWB!~!!! · Coadjutor Joined: 25 Jun 2005 Posts: 75

If I stumbled upon $200,000?

Half would go here.
http://www.christianchildrensfund.org/

The rest, I'd invest in my cattle.

I'm already sponsoring two kids. One in Kenya and one in Ethiopia.

$50 backs a month... it's worth it.

V3Ng3 · Rasophore Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 56

I'd live the easy life, thats what I'd do if I found 200k.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

There you go.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Lulzzzz I was talking to my parents about body modification at dinner tonight (LOL WTF) and they started talking about Stalking Cat.
You know you've hit the big time when my parents start talking about you at the dinner table.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Lulzzzz I was talking to my parents about body modification at dinner tonight (LOL WTF) and they started talking about Stalking Cat.
You know you've hit the big time when my parents start talking about you at the dinner table.

Your parents are fecking awesome.

Marry me so they can be mine.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Lulzzzz I was talking to my parents about body modification at dinner tonight (LOL WTF) and they started talking about Stalking Cat.
You know you've hit the big time when my parents start talking about you at the dinner table.

Your parents are fecking awesome.

Marry me so they can be mine.

As long as we don't start having Kit-N-Kay Boodle-like adventures!

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

I'd live the easy life, thats what I'd do if I found 200k.

That's not really that much money, it's about enough to live comfortably for 4 years.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I'd live the easy life, thats what I'd do if I found 200k.

That's not really that much money, it's about enough to live comfortably for 4 years.

I know alot of people who could get 10+ years out of it.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

I'd live the easy life, thats what I'd do if I found 200k.

That's not really that much money, it's about enough to live comfortably for 4 years.
I know alot of people who could get 10+ years out of it.

It depends on where you're living and how comfotable you want to be.

10 years certainly isn't impossible.

V3Ng3 · Rasophore Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 56

I'd live the easy life, thats what I'd do if I found 200k.

That's not really that much money, it's about enough to live comfortably for 4 years.

Yeah, four years of the easy life!

OMG-NEWB!~!!! · Coadjutor Joined: 25 Jun 2005 Posts: 75

200K lasts awhile in Brazil.

Anyone else ever been?

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

200K lasts awhile in Brazil.

Anyone else ever been?

I imagine it would.

adabsurdum · Rasophore Joined: 13 May 2005 Posts: 53

I remember seeing a man on Ripley's Believe it or Not that turned himself into a tiger...

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/LeatherWolf-X/images363921_tiger-man.jpg

That IS Stalking Cat. He's been featured on Ripley's, Dr. Phil and possibly other shows... Hence the 'attention whore' part of this topic title.

Good Lord... what would Dr. Phil say to him?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

If I recall, it was just a video clip of Dennis saying he finds it hard to order raw meat in restuarants, and Dr. Phil commenting it likely is caused by insecurities, considering he was emulating one of the largest land predators known. Not too extraordinary, really.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

If I recall, it was just a video clip of Dennis saying he finds it hard to order raw meat in restuarants, and Dr. Phil commenting it likely is caused by insecurities, considering he was emulating one of the largest land predators known. Not too extraordinary, really.

Very much so. Just saw ~~camwhore~~ cat, and the pictures are too good. In person he's... It looks like he's got an okay halloween costume, and the press-on nails are just hokey. But once you hear him talk, he's just another milquetoast guy, possibly a middle manager with cotton in his cheeks. Talk about delusions of adequacy.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Actually, according to Anna in Wonderland, he's a programmer, and I hear he's out of work now. Surprise surprise, it's hard to find a new job when you look like Garfield.

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

Tonight, on the Discovery Channel:

Some people undergo extreme body modification procedures to turn parts of their bodies into animal features. Lizard Man created a forked tongue, Enigma grafted horns on to his head, and Cat Man tattooed his body with head-to-toe stripes.

Humanimals: Wild Makeovers.

Oh, God, I hate seeing him in the same group as those other two. Yes, they all have crazy body modifications, but there's one big difference: Enigma (who has a very cruddy looking web site but you get the idea) and Lizardman (whose site is also scary) are performers. They don't have to worry about having trouble finding jobs because they're freaks because they know they're freaks and they market that. And they aren't self-described "conslutts" either. :P

They don't go around saying "Oh! It's a totem!" to explain their body modifications either. That's what I think is so annoying about Stalking Cat. I know there were tribes where people identified with animals but it was typically restricted do dances and such where people wore masks and painted themselves. There are tribes that do tattoos and even indications of tribes that did a primitive form of brain surgery. However, I can't think of a tribe of people who filed their teeth into fangs or drilled holes in their skulls to attach removable cat ears. It wasn't possible. If it was as common as this guy seems to think it is, I'm sure he wouldn't have to pay so much money to get the work done. And if you're gonna claim it's some Native American practice, at least have the decency to transform yourself into an American animal.

*ahem* *cough*

That is all.

Lowkey · Qualificator Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Posts: 38

Actually I remember watching a documentary about a tribe of crocodile worshipers in Burma (I think). These people still practice a form of body modification in which the tribe's warriors go through a five day ritual. It didn't reveal the exact process, but the skin of their back is cut in such a way that when it finally heals and is tatooed it resembles the scaled back of the crocodile, the belief being that it endows them with the crocodile's spirit. Some members even go so far as to file their teeth.

As for Stalking Cat, he really should have picked a Mountain Lion or something. The tiger just doesn't fit, and looks absolutely terrible. Plus he's mutilating whatever cultural basis he had for doing this.

Pikachang · Qualificator Joined: 10 May 2005 Posts: 18

Something like this?

http://www.pngbd.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11484

Looks a lot like scarification to me.

Lowkey · Qualificator Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Posts: 38

Aye, it was something like that. My recollection of it is probably pieced together from all manner of documentaries. I saw the one in question when I was very young. It's probably been polluted by whatever else I've seen between now and then.

From what I remember though it hurts like all hell.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Scarring and inking are pretty common in the world. There are still cultures that practice it to this day. Some starting as early as 2 years old and ending when the person dies. I remember reading a tattoo book where on tribe did this, and when the person died their skin was take off their body and dryed out. The skin would be used to remember the person.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

The difference being that such scarification and tattooing have an actual cultural basis, as opposed to just making shit up like Stalking Cat did.

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

Hm, never heard of that. That's very interesting. However, scarring still doesn't equal wanting holes in your head to atatch cat ears to. ;)

Pikachang · Qualificator Joined: 10 May 2005 Posts: 18

Some of these body modifications look quite weird. Stalking cat, unfortunately, looks not only weird, but also quite ugly.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Oh, I agree. I've seen everything from a guy who had bolts put into his back and skull so he would attach spikes to himself, to a woman that had her twat enlarged by a doctor so her monster cock boyfriend (I think he had elephantites or something that made his dick and balls huge) could fit in her completely.

The world is a fucked up place. I just laugh at it.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

HEATHCLIFF HEATHCLIFF NO ONE SHOULD TERRIFY THE NEIGHBORHOOD

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

OMG! THE NEW MEAT! IT'S A TOTEM! DON'T COMPARE HIM TO CARTOON CHARCTERS! THAT'S SO UNDIGNIFIED! HE'S A MIGHTY AND SERIOUS TIGER!

(falls over) I'm sorry.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

From what I understand, his friends even get defensive if you call him by his 'human' name. I don't know about the calling his 'totem' Garfield stuff though. One can only assume.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

HEY! WHERE'S MY BALONEY SAMMICH?!

Doom · Rasophore Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 56

I can't stop thinking about that movie Mask whenever I see pictures of him. :?

I even saw him up close at FC '05; I just kind of shrank back and hoped he wouldn't talk to me, because I was actually pretty scared... I think the whiskers and eyes scared me more than anything else.

Ruphia · Qualificator Joined: 03 Mar 2005 Posts: 24

If he would shave that ridiculous fucking excuse for hair and get rid of the man tits, he might look like a regular old fashioned freak, not some kind of mutated shemale super freak. But I guess with him being a furry conslutt and all, being a 'normal' weirdo just wouldn't be enough.

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Dr. Magoo called, he wants his failed genetic experiment back.

CI · Apocrisiary Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 50

Bloody hell that's not something to look at when it's dark...

Doom: he scares me, and I've only ever seen him on the other side of a screen. Twisted Frankensteinian freak.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Dr. Magoo would be a blind man with a PHD.

Dr. Moreau I think is what you meant.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

Dr. Magoo would be a blind man with a PHD.

Dr. Moreau I think is what you meant.

No he meant Magoo, Dr. Moreau does better work and the guy who did this was clearly blind.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

If he would shave that ridiculous fucking excuse for hair and get rid of the man tits, he might look like a regular old fashioned freak, not some kind of mutated shemale super freak. But I guess with him being a furry conslutt and all, being a 'normal' weirdo just wouldn't be enough.

Is he a literal conSLUT? If he's getting laid at furrycon's he's so incredibly hideous he might have the mantits as a lure because furries are the only people that will have sex with him. They will do it so they can tell there friends they touched a breast last night.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

He's only got the man tits because of complications from treatment for testicular cancer, no? The saddest part, I think, is that he recently lost his IT job (surprise surprise) but according to his website, he has an agent.

His priorities there might just be a little fucked up.

Ruphia · Qualificator Joined: 03 Mar 2005 Posts: 24

He calls himself a transexual on his pounced profile, so that led me to assume he wants to keep those tits.

As much as he's spent on surgery, removing some fat here and there seems so minor it must be beneath his notice. XP

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I've got tattoos and surgery to make me look like a tiger. Murr...
I've got sharp claws and teeth. Murr...
I've got bitch tits. ... ... ... Murr...

Now here's something I'm wondering: If Stalking Cat's goal is to make himself look more and more like a tiger, then why does he have dragon-like green scale tattoo markings on his right hand and arm?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Now here's something I'm wondering: If Stalking Cat's goal is to make himself look more and more like a tiger, then why does he have dragon-like green scale tattoo markings on his right hand and arm?

Youthful indiscretion? :lol: Or maybe like many other otherkin, he started his totem life as a *sigh* dragon.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Hehe. You don't start permanently modifying your body, and then change your mind partway through. If you're going to go to all that trouble, you need to plan it all out in advance. Just making it up as you go along, you'll end up... looking like Stalking Cat, actually.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

He's only got the man tits because of complications from treatment for testicular cancer, no?

Bullshit.