Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Guido · Rasophore Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Posts: 68

spastic chickenshit Ionotter makes this horrible attempt at internet humor

Sibe retorts:

Dear IonOtter (Alex),
Not only are you obsessive, you are sick Alex.

There is nothing funny about some poor kid who went on a rampage and
killed two people before blowing his head off.

So what if it was some guy who posted to the SA forums before he went
on his murderous binge? It could be someone from one of the gunfurry
livejournal groups who gets a lil sad, or mad that some guy is fucking
his mate and he cant do anything about it, then goes and dons his
fursuit, only to level his .357 to his dome while he enjoyed another
night of second life, silenceing his yiffing throes forever in a fine
red mist.

No, then it wouldnt be funny would it alex?

Then it would be huge memorial pages and how fucking sad that some
furry nerd got sad and killed two people and blew his fucking head off.
Murr cuddle scritches.

You are a disgusting human being.

You win at furry Alex.

You fail at life.

also Xydexx

more on this as it develops.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

What SA shut down?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Didn't we just cover this?

Xydexx is a cock.

Sibe is a lesser cock who has a point.

That is all.

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

spastic chickenshit Ionotter makes this horrible attempt at internet humor

also Xydexx

more on this as it develops.

Thanks for that infusion of drama :)

CousinTed · Qualificator Joined: 13 Sep 2005 Posts: 14

also Xydexx

more on this as it develops.

You could cut the irony with a knife in there...

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Goons.

No, you just want to pelt their cars with bricks. That whole I-don't-hate-them-I'm-better-than-them attitude doesn't work with his eye-for-an-eye approach. It's a bit like a Palestinian saying he pities the Jews before blowing himself up in a Cafe to 'even the score'.

Doublethink at it's finest.

Oh, and according to the goons, SA's forums were closed because of a part of their bitchfest slap-a-thon with eBaum's world. It wasn't related to William Freund.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

SA locked down the forums to non-members because Ebaum's World has a DDoS redirect on their website for SA. Basically, every time you load a page on Ebaum, you were DDoSing SA... not because the kid shot himself.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

Tee hee! My fav:

xydexx has been the non-stop target of the Burned Furs, SA, CYD and just about every other troll, fuckwit and cumstain that Intarweb has been able to vomit up since 1995, and they have never, not ONCE, EVER left him or any of the other furs alone. And he's not the only one.

YES THERE IS A MONOLITIC INTERNET CONSPIRACY AGAINST XYDEXX.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

SA locked down the forums to non-members because Ebaum's World has a DDoS redirect on their website for SA. Basically, every time you load a page on Ebaum, you were DDoSing SA... not because the kid shot himself.

Are you kidding me?

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I would like to derail this thread into a discussion of Aspergers, if I may.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Sure, go right aHEY! WERE NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN, BUSTER BROWN!

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

SA locked down the forums to non-members because Ebaum's World has a DDoS redirect on their website for SA. Basically, every time you load a page on Ebaum, you were DDoSing SA... not because the kid shot himself.
Are you kidding me?

Ebaums World stole content from SA and was ignoring requests from lowtax to take it down. So he instructed everybody to go to the forums and post requests to take it down. Then somebody on SA was dumb and didn't listen to the "DON'T DDOS THEM" and did. And that was Ebaum's retaliation.

So, aspergers.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

I can't speak for xydexx in this particular case, but people like the goons made my childhood very unpleasant.

In fact, I had one person who thought it would be funny to drag me behind the pine trees and hang me. That's "hang", as in "hang by the neck until dead". His name was John Jenson, and he'd been left back in fifth grade for three years.

Knowing that SA readers are notorious for raiding furry forums just to post horsecock in all caps and then immediately equating that to some psycho from your past who threatened to hang you from a tree = awesome

The obvious problem here is that all of these people fit on the autism spectrum somewhere and need government assistance immediately.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

I can't speak for xydexx in this particular case, but people like the goons made my childhood very unpleasant.

In fact, I had one person who thought it would be funny to drag me behind the pine trees and hang me. That's "hang", as in "hang by the neck until dead". His name was John Jenson, and he'd been left back in fifth grade for three years.

Knowing that SA readers are notorious for raiding furry forums just to post horsecock in all caps and then immediately equating that to some psycho from your past who threatened to hang you from a tree = awesome

The obvious problem here is that all of these people fit on the autism spectrum somewhere and need government assistance immediately.

Ok I obviously shouldn't have opened my mouth but I applied for SSI on the recommendation of my Satellite teachers, they said it would help pay for college and if I ever found myself unemployed I would have enough money to survive until I could find another one as well as health insurance. They said it was a good idea, and personally I don't feel I'm exploiting the system. The idea is they want you to get off of SSI eventually.

And that's all I'm going to say on the topic.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Foxid, notice how Ion leaves out PoE. Because, after all, it's hard to claim oneself the victim of trolling when you go and troll them yourself. ED too on the note. So yeah, MONOLITHIC CONSPIRACY BECAUSE LOWTAX AND CALBECK ARE ONE IN THE SAME OUT TO GET POOR VICTIM XYDEXX. :cry:

Ebaums World stole content from SA and was ignoring requests from lowtax to take it down. So he instructed everybody to go to the forums and post requests to take it down. Then somebody on SA was dumb and didn't listen to the "DON'T DDOS THEM" and did. And that was Ebaum's retaliation.

So SA got all fussy because of their Jpegs getting manhandled and IT theft and whatnot? Wow, talk about irony...

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I would like to derail this thread into a discussion of Aspergers, if I may.

Just drop it.

Ok I obviously shouldn't have opened my mouth but I applied for SSI on the recommendation of my Satellite teachers, they said it would help pay for college and if I ever found myself unemployed I would have enough money to survive until I could find another one as well as health insurance. They said it was a good idea, and personally I don't feel I'm exploiting the system. The idea is they want you to get off of SSI eventually.

And that's all I'm going to say on the topic.

I'm sorry some people are being assholes about this. Giving someone shit for getting a little extra money is pretty hypocritical, because if they had a child that was handicapped or was down in the dumps and broke; they'd be holding their hand out to the government as well. If SSI is helping you pay for college, great. I dunno why some people are acting like you're taking the government for thousands of dollars a month.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

Foxid, notice how Ion leaves out PoE. Because, after all, it's hard to claim oneself the victim of trolling when you go and troll them yourself. ED too on the note. So yeah, MONOLITHIC CONSPIRACY BECAUSE LOWTAX AND CALBECK ARE ONE IN THE SAME OUT TO GET POOR VICTIM XYDEXX. :cry:

Okay, it's time for Mitch to fess up. You're really Lowtax, too, aren't you? And Computholio. And TheNewMeat. You're all Lowtax, hiding behind a thousand e-personalities in an effort to hurt poor innocent Xydexx.

Maybe you're ALL Lowtax! Maybe I'm Lowtax, too! OH GOD!

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Foxid, notice how Ion leaves out PoE. Because, after all, it's hard to claim oneself the victim of trolling when you go and troll them yourself. ED too on the note. So yeah, MONOLITHIC CONSPIRACY BECAUSE LOWTAX AND CALBECK ARE ONE IN THE SAME OUT TO GET POOR VICTIM XYDEXX. :cry:

Okay, it's time for Mitch to fess up. You're really Lowtax, too, aren't you? And Computholio. And TheNewMeat. You're all Lowtax, hiding behind a thousand e-personalities in an effort to hurt poor innocent Xydexx.

Maybe you're ALL Lowtax! Maybe I'm Lowtax, too! OH GOD!

NO UR WRONG. THEY'RE ALL KCM. :D

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

Well. Something Awful has been mentioned in a news item about that guy:

From here:

LOS ANGELES - The Orange County man who killed two neighbors and then turned a shotgun on himself desperately sought friends on the Internet but was ridiculed for his sometimes angry and bizarre messages.
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In a firearms forum on the Web site somethingawful.com, Freund talked about staging a "Halloween shootout" to get even with pranksters who vandalized his pumpkin last Halloween.

That was met with ridicule.

"I can imagine this mongoloid, sitting on his creaky porch, one strap on his overalls, leaping up and running to the defense of his precious 24-ounce pumpkin," read one response.

Freund's comments got him banned from the Web site three days before his rampage.

So much for that dick Ionotter and those other moonbats with their fevered imaginings about SA being shut down.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Martin, Winger and Guthrie live in Orange County!

They must have Duane in the water... =)

Is the Skiltaire house thereabouts?

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

I'm Spartacus!

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 369

I'm Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus!

I'm Spartacus!

Hi I'm Eric and I am so not getting killed by the Romans

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Martin, Winger and Guthrie live in Orange County!

They must have Duane in the water... =)

Is the Skiltaire house thereabouts?

That it would be.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

Ok I obviously shouldn't have opened my mouth but I applied for SSI on the recommendation of my Satellite teachers, they said it would help pay for college and if I ever found myself unemployed I would have enough money to survive until I could find another one as well as health insurance. They said it was a good idea, and personally I don't feel I'm exploiting the system. The idea is they want you to get off of SSI eventually.

And that's all I'm going to say on the topic.

I'm just joking around guy, jesus.

If furries are supposed to roll with the punches about the yiffy squirrels and plush animals and murry murr skritches and horrrrrrsecock then so help me jaysus Ass pies are no exception either

People need to lighten up about their preferences/problems in life. For all I know I have Asperger's. Power to you and whatever.

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

Ok I obviously shouldn't have opened my mouth but I applied for SSI on the recommendation of my Satellite teachers, they said it would help pay for college and if I ever found myself unemployed I would have enough money to survive until I could find another one as well as health insurance. They said it was a good idea, and personally I don't feel I'm exploiting the system. The idea is they want you to get off of SSI eventually.

And that's all I'm going to say on the topic.

I'm just joking around guy, jesus.

Well, if he's got Asperger's he's not going to be able to tell, is he?

GreenReaper · Qualificator Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 16

Martin, Winger and Guthrie live in Orange County!

They must have Duane in the water... =)

Is the Skiltaire house thereabouts?

That it would be.

Man. I pop into CYD on a whim, and the first random thread I look in, I find a relevant link to WikiFur. Rock. 8)

Just thought I should comment. Also, don't diss Aspergers', it can be useful to be fixated at times. I should know. :roll:

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

Martin, Winger and Guthrie live in Orange County!

They must have Duane in the water... =)

Is the Skiltaire house thereabouts?

That it would be.

Man. I pop into CYD on a whim, and the first random thread I look in, I find a relevant link to WikiFur. Rock. 8)

Just thought I should comment. Also, don't diss Aspergers', it can be useful to be fixated at times. I should know. :roll:

get out

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

Just thought I should comment. Also, don't diss Aspergers', it can be useful to be fixated at times. I should know

I just seriously don't fucking know anymore.

Xydexx, how we doin there buddy

GreenReaper · Qualificator Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 16

get out

I can't, man. I'm in the system.

GreenReaper · Qualificator Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 16

Just thought I should comment. Also, don't diss Aspergers', it can be useful to be fixated at times. I should know

I just seriously don't fucking know anymore.

Xydexx, how we doin there buddy

Nah, I'm the younger and less-jaded furry fan. I like cute norns rather than squeaky ponies.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

Just thought I should comment. Also, don't diss Aspergers', it can be useful to be fixated at times. I should know. :roll:

See what you started, The New Meat? Green, just imagine that the thread was already talked about here.

Man. I pop into CYD on a whim, and the first random thread I look in, I find a relevant link to WikiFur. Rock. 8)

Sadly, this is the exception than the rule. Using WikiFur as a reference and source of backhistory in drama would rock. You could become our minister of information, pages growing from the attention whores who gladly fill in their own entries. Just answer these two simple questions:

Are you beardy?
Are you an ex-pornster?

If so, you can join the monolithic antifurry front, and claim that you're Spartacus. Apply today!

GreenReaper · Qualificator Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 16

See what you started, The New Meat? Green, just imagine that the thread was already talked about here.

Yeah, I read about that, ironically from a link on xydexx's LJ. That seemed kinda messed up.

Man. I pop into CYD on a whim, and the first random thread I look in, I find a relevant link to WikiFur. Rock. 8)

Sadly, this is the exception than the rule. Using WikiFur as a reference and source of backhistory in drama would rock. You could become our minister of information, pages growing from the attention whores who gladly fill in their own entries. Just answer these two simple questions:

Are you beardy?
Are you an ex-pornster?

If so, you can join the monolithic antifurry front, and claim that you're Spartacus. Apply today!

Alas, I am neither beardy (except when I forget/am lazy) nor an ex- or even current pornster. But I am Spartacus. I also eat white meat. Make of that what you will.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Thread derailment threshold critical.

But yes, as far as websites go - Ebaum's a pretty shitty site considering how it offers no original content of it own. Oh well.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Man. I pop into CYD on a whim, and the first random thread I look in, I find a relevant link to WikiFur. Rock. 8)

Just thought I should comment. Also, don't diss Aspergers', it can be useful to be fixated at times. I should know. :roll:

What can I say? I've grown to like WikiFur. It's got some good articles and it's a handy little refference. Good for when you want to verrify things such as creepy old moustached men and their houses in Orange County.

Of course, it's not as useful for finding good drama.

GreenReaper · Qualificator Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 16

What can I say? I've grown to like WikiFur. It's got some good articles and it's a handy little refference. Good for when you want to verrify things such as creepy old moustached men and their houses in Orange County.

Of course, it's not as useful for finding good drama.

Glad you like it. And yeah, drama has its place, but frankly WikiFur is not it. Forums and LiveJournals, sure, but drama's not encyclopediaic until it's stale, and where's the fun in stale drama? :D

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

Verily!Verily!'Tis still the age of miracles!angry puritian actually made an intelligent comment! :D HUZZAH!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

DESPERATELY SEEKING A LIFE

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

DESPERATELY SEEKING A LIFE

Hooray, more diarrhea about how furry is clearly the superior nerd lifestyle. :roll:

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Drama_Awesome: Plenty of the former, but none of the latter. It's been used by dramatic twits more to carry out their little vendettas more than to just get in with the lols. Now though, this thread seems to be going the same way as the later.

Asperger's, another point on our list of things that go so badly off topic, right up there with Naylor, Jack and she-who-cannot-be-mentioned. Also, GreenReaper, stop shamelessly promoting. As Osfer how that turned out here. Go on, ASK!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Halcyon and on and on.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

SA locked down the forums to non-members because Ebaum's World has a DDoS redirect on their website for SA. Basically, every time you load a page on Ebaum, you were DDoSing SA... not because the kid shot himself.

http://ebaumsworldsucks.com/

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

I've chatted with Trapezoid, the guy who co-wrote that Ebaum's World Sucks flash. He's a funny, funny man with some funny, funny flash skills.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

That is catchiest tune EVER.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

That is catchiest tune EVER.

Agreed.
Oh man, what a great flash. I laughed.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

Halcyon and on and on.

Damn, I love that song.
I used to listen to Orbital while doing the dishes and cleaning up the apartment.
Induced a trancelike state while doing chores like an american housewife in the 50's all doped up on "happy medicine".
Now I got a dishwasher and switched to Ska while vacuuming.

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

It is very catchy. It reminds me of the theme song to Lonely Astronaut, another catchy tune.

http://www.dangertheater.com/la.html

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

:wink: More fun,by the ton! :wink:

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

SUMMARY OF THE THREAD SO FAR:

- oh ion
- oh sibe
- oh xydexx
- oh verix
- oh ebaum
- oh jerry
- oh oh oh jerry

Osfer · Rasophore Joined: 08 Aug 2005 Posts: 56

Also, GreenReaper, stop shamelessly promoting. As Osfer how that turned out here. Go on, ASK!

Turned out greeeeat... :)

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Was that just a lucky lurk or do you have this bookmarked? Heh, I guess when you have a product to sell though, you sure as hell better advertise, even if that product is just yourself. :lol:

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

:roll: wow :roll: