Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

The world is in jeopardy!

US adopts more STASI tactics...

Hey Kids... turn in yer parents... especially if ya smell wacky tobacco...
Ya get free ice cream!

http://www.nsa.gov/kids/

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

Expect porn soon!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 678

Have they no shame?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Expect porn soon!

Please. This is too moronic to make porn of ... oh wait. We're talking about furries here.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

Well, there's another sign of the end times. Next thing, we're gonna be told we have to be tattooed on the forehead with "yiff". It's a conspiracy I tells ya!

:P

That's just too damn funny to be anything but par for the course from the people who still can say "military" and "intelligence" in the same sentence with a straight face and all seriousness.

JD_mcKenna · Qualificator Joined: 27 Aug 2005 Posts: 18

. . . Oh dear Lord . . . No . . . just . . . no.

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 251

That is so lame, and stupid..
Just the thing I'd expect to see from the brain dead US Gov.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

Wait a minute.

Haven't we been covering in the forums how the feds were trying to monitor furry activity?
This looks furry to me; how would something like this even get approval?

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

Wait a minute.

Haven't we been covering in the forums how the feds were trying to monitor furry activity?
This looks furry to me; how would something like this even get approval?

I thought that was a joke

if the government ever started expending effort monitering furries I'd move to canada where taxes were better spent.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Oh, look! They've even got a fox character!
*MURRPURRS*

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

I see they have all thier good guy characters figured out, but what about bad guys? Something the kids could boo and hiss about to make the NSA look good.

"DIE GONTERMAN, DIE!!!"

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

I see they have all thier good guy characters figured out, but what about bad guys? Something the kids could boo and hiss about to make the NSA look good.

"DIE GONTERMAN, DIE!!!"

What were they again? Catgirl, Bunny boy, Dog boy, Some kind of Eagle in uniform...

I would guess the bad guys would be somehwere along... Cobra Commander(Actual Cobra) Any animals that are easily identifiable to the middle east... scorpions, scarabs, mosquitos(West Nile Brigade), jackals(mangy mutts easily dispised), camels?

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

I see they have all thier good guy characters figured out, but what about bad guys? Something the kids could boo and hiss about to make the NSA look good.

"DIE GONTERMAN, DIE!!!"

What were they again? Catgirl, Bunny boy, Dog boy, Some kind of Eagle in uniform...

I would guess the bad guys would be somehwere along... Cobra Commander(Actual Cobra) Any animals that are easily identifiable to the middle east... scorpions, scarabs, mosquitos(West Nile Brigade), jackals(mangy mutts easily dispised), camels?

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

camels?

No, you don't want to offend or upset any NSA Kids sponcers like the Tabacco industry.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

You're thinking of MARLBORO, that's my brand, the All American Brand. F**** Camel Ciggarettes. Thems filthy Arab smokes yaa heaa?!!!

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

I'm pretty sure this eagle cries a lot.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

What kind of scary kids want to grow up to work for the NSA anyway? And since when does the NSA even care about public relations? The world's gone mad!

JD_mcKenna · Qualificator Joined: 27 Aug 2005 Posts: 18

I posted the link on my LJ. One of my friends went in, and because she loves brainteasers, went ahead and solved the one on the site.

Apparently, the brainteaser, as it's written has no right answer.

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

Maybe the whole thing is made up , just to trap teh pedofurs? =)

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

Maybe the whole thing is made up , just to trap teh pedofurs? =)

How... surely there are more cost effective and less mind raping methods.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

We must remember that some people still think of cartoon anthropomorphic characters as harmless funny animals. They've not been to a furry con, or seen that CSI episode, and so forth and don't make the mental connection.

So we get this attrocity.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

We must remember that some people still think of cartoon anthropomorphic characters as harmless funny animals. They've not been to a furry con, or seen that CSI episode, and so forth and don't make the mental connection.

So we get this attrocity.

Like watching children play with powertools.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

They could just be using funny animals as their mascots, y'know. Now you're being guilty of labelling any anthropomorphic critters as furry.

Me, I was more appalled at the idea of the NSA having a kid's site. This is where it begins! How long before it's not just fun games with codes and cyphers, and little insinuations to turn in your mom and pop if you think they're "terrorists"?

Also, go check out their brainteasers, particularly the ones that aren't glorified math problems. See if you can spot the inherent sexism! I also like the one where Crypto Cat™ has to figure out which of her friends is secretly a FILTHY TERRORIST SPY.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

They could just be using funny animals as their mascots, y'know. Now you're being guilty of labelling any anthropomorphic critters as furry.

Me, I was more appalled at the idea of the NSA having a kid's site.

IAWTP. Lots of organisations use animal mascots and never give furries a thought. But NSA? What's next? Heroic CIA agent squirrels?

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

They could just be using funny animals as their mascots, y'know. Now you're being guilty of labelling any anthropomorphic critters as furry.

Me, I was more appalled at the idea of the NSA having a kid's site. This is where it begins! How long before it's not just fun games with codes and cyphers, and little insinuations to turn in your mom and pop if you think they're "terrorists"?

Also, go check out their brainteasers, particularly the ones that aren't glorified math problems. See if you can spot the inherent sexism! I also like the one where Crypto Cat™ has to figure out which of her friends is secretly a FILTHY TERRORIST SPY.

yup this would do even orwell proud

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=1449953&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Big Brother is watching us.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

They could just be using funny animals as their mascots, y'know. Now you're being guilty of labelling any anthropomorphic critters as furry.

Me, I was more appalled at the idea of the NSA having a kid's site.

IAWTP. Lots of organisations use animal mascots and never give furries a thought. But NSA? What's next? Heroic CIA agent squirrels?

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=1449953&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Big Brother is watching us.

man those guys are sleazy

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

There's nothing wrong with patriotism, intelligence services, etc. The wrong thing is leading these kids to the conclusion that this is simply brain teasers. NSA work is for serious business-like adults with a committment to it. I don't see their effort as indoctrination, but I do see it as a little wrong.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

or seen that CSI episode

Wayd,

Was that CSI episode #406? I can't remember but I know I want to get a copy of it.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 639

CSI? Dig around torrent sites. #406, 'Fur and Loathing'.

Also: Yiffstar is the government furry tracking site. The NSA is far too obvious.

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 127

What's next? Heroic CIA agent squirrels?

Been done already.

Don't forget squirells are copyrighted by the North Koreans already. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Just the police, though?

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

What's next? Heroic CIA agent squirrels?

Been done already.

Don't forget squirells are copyrighted by the North Koreans already. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Just the police, though?

I said, North. Military-themed cartoon, here. You can't beat the communist copyrights!

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 127

I said, North. Military-themed cartoon, here. You can't beat the communist copyrights!

Oh right I think I see what you're talking about (after doing a right-click and "View Image"; apparently the Democratic People's Republic of Korea does not believe in democratically sharing the people's images with hotlinkers). Anyway there're rumours on the internets that Kim Jong Il is a Daffy Duck fan, so it can't be all bad, right ???

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 361

With all their furry codes, plush codes and sexual acronyms, furries are ideal for this job!

I wish I was young enough to be a member of Bush's Youth :(

Cephus · Prattler Joined: 19 May 2005 Posts: 109

Expect porn soon!

Hey, after all...

http://www.youtube.com/player.swf?video_id=lr_HR-iIlYg&l=196

Moonbeam · Qualificator Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 30

Expect porn soon!

Hey, after all...

http://www.youtube.com/player.swf?video_id=lr_HR-iIlYg&l=196

"Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!"

...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was awesome. Thank you.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

"Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!"

...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was awesome. Thank you.

Yes, It was well worth my time to see something on the internet other than...well, you know

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

Dr. Dos wrote:
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=1449953&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Big Brother is watching us.

man those guys are sleazy

So, would these cookies from the main NSA site also be used on the "for kids" NSA site/(the furry NSA)?

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

Expect porn soon!

Hey, after all...

http://www.youtube.com/player.swf?video_id=lr_HR-iIlYg&l=196

"Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!"

...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was awesome. Thank you.

Internet is for porn...

oh anyone else familiar with Avenue Q?

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

Anyone who can type albinoblacksheep.com should have heard that song by now :D It cracks me up XD

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

Anyone who can type albinoblacksheep.com should have heard that song by now :D It cracks me up XD

there are several good songs in the soundtrack for that play

Everyone's a little bit racist
Schadenfreude
The internet is for porn
the more you ruv someone (the more you want to kill them)
there is life outside your appartment
I wish I could go back to college

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

Is it actually a stage show?

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 260

Is it actually a stage show?

Raygirl, you're going to be the death of my whole 'Withdraw from the fandom, only lurk' thing. Buuut, http://www.avenueq.com/

It's kind of like sesame street for adults. In a good way.

NajaOphis · Qualificator Joined: 01 Dec 2005 Posts: 2

Well, there's another sign of the end times. Next thing, we're gonna be told we have to be tattooed on the forehead with "yiff". It's a conspiracy I tells ya!

And so it was that all men, great and small, old and young, fan and lifestyler, must receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead,so that no one could buy or sell art unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast.
Here is wisdom:
Let him that hath understanding reckon the word of the beast,
for it is a furry's word.
The word is Y,I,F,F.

Horrible newbie post, I know, but I couldn't resist.