Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=57190

"I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.

If you have to say it then it's true.

Trista · Prattler Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 156

Dolphins can actually be pretty vicious. I don't think it'll last. :P

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

Did someone put some psychoactive substance into my tea or did I just really read that ?
It said that someone married a marine mammal.
Without being tackled and hauled of to the looneybin.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

Did someone put some psychoactive substance into my tea or did I just really read that ?
It said that someone married a marine mammal.
Without being tackled and hauled of to the looneybin.

I think you missed the part where it said millionaire.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

How the flamin' flyin' fuck berries did the animal humane society let this pass without a riot or anything? I WANNA SEE BLOOD, DAMMIT!

Erdwolf_TVL · Qualificator Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 31

What does the fact that she's Jewish got anything to do with it?

:?

I am not aware that Jews are more allowed to marry animals than anyone else.

Thankfully, most furries who would do something like this will never have the financial means to do so.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 142

How the flamin' flyin' fuck berries did the animal humane society let this pass without a riot or anything? I WANNA SEE BLOOD, DAMMIT!

It's probably just a publicity stunt for a conservation effort or something along those lines.

I for one, would see it as counterproductive.

What does the fact that she's Jewish got anything to do with it?

Yeah, really. How is that relevant?

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 892

Maybe millionaires are often jewish..... (?) =)

Must be sumfin bout the ceremony! Maybe someone else had to step on a glass?

Do dolphins eat ham? =)

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

How the flamin' flyin' fuck berries did the animal humane society let this pass without a riot or anything? I WANNA SEE BLOOD, DAMMIT!

It's probably just a publicity stunt for a conservation effort or something along those lines.

I for one, would see it as counterproductive.

What does the fact that she's Jewish got anything to do with it?

Yeah, really. How is that relevant?

I think you totally underestimate crazy rich people

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

What does the fact that she's Jewish got anything to do with it?

:?

I am not aware that Jews are more allowed to marry animals than anyone else.

Thankfully, most furries who would do something like this will never have the financial means to do so.

Because the Jews are crazy for dolphins.

He's a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 937

Haha. Jews.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

You see? There's still hope for you, Simo. After all, you know the ladies can't resist the allure of a dolphin's manhood.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

All I was thinking about when I saw that on CNN was how big of a furry this lady must be to marry a dolphin. :O

Moonbeam · Qualificator Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 30

I had forgotten until I read this that my husband's ex was always going on about how she wanted to do a dolphin. At the time I just thought she was weird, but that was before I knew about teh furreh.

Ew.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

I had forgotten until I read this that my husband's ex was always going on about how she wanted to do a dolphin. At the time I just thought she was weird, but that was before I knew about teh furreh.

Ew.

You're gonna need a stronger stomach than that if you want to study TEH FANDOM!!1!11!one Unless, of course, you avoid the Atrocity Archive and still have faith in humanity. To which I say: HA!

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I don't trust dolphins

I don't trust animals that grin all the time...they're SO up to something

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

I don't tust animals that grin all the time...they're SO up to something

Really?

What makes you think that?

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

And quite frankly sir, you give me nightmares o_0

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

And quite frankly sir, you give me nightmares o_0

That's too bad.

And no, we are not the same person. I liked skunks wayyy before that Philip loser came aboard :wink:

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

Wow, that skunk has better boobs than me, and a better beard ;)

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 179

Last time I heard, don't male dolphins propel sperm at speeds fast enough to rupture the human colon? And they're known to be rapists of the wild?

God, dolphins are ASSHOLES.

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

Last time I heard, don't male dolphins propel sperm at speeds fast enough to rupture the human colon? And they're known to be rapists of the wild?

God, dolphins are ASSHOLES.

I read somewhere that the last bend just before the rectum has the strength of a wet paper towel, but who said they are gonna be doing teh BUTTsex? The walls of a vagina might be able to take it. :?

*edit: I just grossed myself out, bleah.

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

Crossbreeding is just wrong, stop encouraging it >_<

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

Somebody was already way ahead of this (NSFW):

http://sens-de-la-vie.com/Images-dok/sex-woman_dolphin.jpg

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

I liked skunks wayyy before that Philip loser came aboard

Who says I like em? I'm just mocking TEH FANDOM!!1!!1!...cause it's fun. And yes, I am a loser. Thank you for noticing.

Somebody was already way ahead of this (NSFW):

http://sens-de-la-vie.com/Images-dok/sex-woman_dolphin.jpg

What? Did you think it was an original idea or something? Zis ist because you aure crezi!

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

I am a loser. Thank you for noticing.

Aren't we all?

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

Aren't we all?

...YEAH!

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I'm not crazy, I'm out of my mind...

.....back in 5 minutes

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

SO I HEAR THERE IS ONE DOWNSIDE TO SEX WITH A DOLPHIN (aside from the obvious)
"they call him flipper, flipper, flipper, FASTER THAN LIGHTNING..."

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

SO I HEAR THERE IS ONE DOWNSIDE TO SEX WITH A DOLPHIN (aside from the obvious)
"they call him flipper, flipper, flipper, FASTER THAN LIGHTNING..."

I believe the average is 12 seconds followed by internal bleeding.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 731

Maybe she'll break the record.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

You guys know disturbingly much about a dolphin dongs.

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

You guys know disturbingly much about a dolphin dongs.

If you want to know anything about any kind of dong... ask about it in a furry related forum...

Moonbeam · Qualificator Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 30

I had forgotten until I read this that my husband's ex was always going on about how she wanted to do a dolphin. At the time I just thought she was weird, but that was before I knew about teh furreh.

Ew.

You're gonna need a stronger stomach than that if you want to study TEH FANDOM!!1!11!one Unless, of course, you avoid the Atrocity Archive and still have faith in humanity. To which I say: HA!

I made it through the ant rape story. I think I can handle it. :lol:

But the thought of a person I actually know in real life "yiffing" is just... :shock:

BTW, our local Cinemark theatres have a new sort of mascot thing with these generic anthro fox looking things that tell you to come to the movies, buy popcorn, etc. I shuddered. Especially because I was there to see King Kong.

Last time I heard, don't male dolphins propel sperm at speeds fast enough to rupture the human colon? And they're known to be rapists of the wild?

God, dolphins are ASSHOLES.

I read somewhere that the last bend just before the rectum has the strength of a wet paper towel, but who said they are gonna be doing teh BUTTsex? The walls of a vagina might be able to take it. :?

*edit: I just grossed myself out, bleah.

It's a little stronger than a wet paper towel, but I don't know if it would stand up to ballistic dolphin sperm. Of course that might be because humans aren't made to have buttsex with marine mammals. Just a thought.

Edited

Moonbeam · Qualificator Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 30

Edit: Move along, nothing to see here...

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

You guys know disturbingly much about a dolphin dongs.

Don't you know about the infamous dolphin sex page?

it is known for much internet hilarity.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

You guys know disturbingly much about a dolphin dongs.

Don't you know about the infamous dolphin sex page?

it is known for much internet hilarity.

No, I don't.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

You guys know disturbingly much about a dolphin dongs.

Don't you know about the infamous dolphin sex page?

it is known for much internet hilarity.

No, I don't.

I think this is it.

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

...

well i've never read that before >_< So i'm going to ask the stupid question, has this person been relayed to the authorities?

Or at least the WWF (that's the world wildlife fund...not the wrestling federation)

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

You guys know disturbingly much about a dolphin dongs.

Don't you know about the infamous dolphin sex page?

it is known for much internet hilarity.

No, I don't.

I think this is it.

I doubt that any human in history has ever successfully mounted a dolphin.
At least not a living or one.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

I doubt that any human in history has ever successfully mounted a dolphin.
At least not a living or one.

He has, apparently. At the age of 12.

vanilla rin · Apocrisiary Joined: 03 Jul 2005 Posts: 45

Sex with Dolphins - "How To", and a Personal Viewpoint...
by Dragon-wolfe Dolphinn September, 1996

In that name alone, so much is made clear.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

Wow... you people can go pretty far with DOLPHIN WANG.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 570

:shock: OY VEY!!!ZESSER GOTTENU!!! :shock:

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

Damn are you all late to the party. The subject of dolphin sex was gone over, at least in fictional sex fantasy format, in Penthouse IIRC a long long time ago; I think it was the phase prior to Omni when Guccioni was doing heavy amounts of some serious drugs and reading way too much erotica and sci-fi.

Was stupid then, glad to see it is still found same. Only now, people are so jaded and estranged from shock that they don't care. Back then, they were merely too high to notice.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

The dolphin is clearly the intelligent one in this relationship

FitALL · Qualificator Joined: 31 May 2005 Posts: 17

not so much dolphin related but it is On Topic

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

not so much dolphin related but it is On Topic

Actually I really liked King Kong

GIANT CRICKETS OF DEATH!!!!

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

not so much dolphin related but it is On Topic

Actually I really liked King Kong

GIANT CRICKETS OF DEATH!!!!

That movie was so sad :(

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

not so much dolphin related but it is On Topic

Actually I really liked King Kong

GIANT CRICKETS OF DEATH!!!!

That movie was so sad :(

I have to admit they do make you feel sorry for the big ape at the end.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

not so much dolphin related but it is On Topic

Actually I really liked King Kong

GIANT CRICKETS OF DEATH!!!!

That movie was so sad :(

I have to admit they do make you feel sorry for the big ape at the end.

I was sobbing. :cry: And I know I'm not the only one...
...right? Right?

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

not so much dolphin related but it is On Topic

Actually I really liked King Kong

GIANT CRICKETS OF DEATH!!!!

That movie was so sad :(

I have to admit they do make you feel sorry for the big ape at the end.

I was sobbing. :cry: And I know I'm not the only one...
...right? Right?

well I knew it was going to happen

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

not so much dolphin related but it is On Topic

Actually I really liked King Kong

GIANT CRICKETS OF DEATH!!!!

That movie was so sad :(

I have to admit they do make you feel sorry for the big ape at the end.

I was sobbing. :cry: And I know I'm not the only one...
...right? Right?

well I knew it was going to happen

Well, yeah, but still.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

not so much dolphin related but it is On Topic

Actually I really liked King Kong

GIANT CRICKETS OF DEATH!!!!

That movie was so sad :(

I have to admit they do make you feel sorry for the big ape at the end.

I was sobbing. :cry: And I know I'm not the only one...
...right? Right?

well I knew it was going to happen

Well, yeah, but still.

stuff like that has less impact when you are prepared for it

though I still felt like pouring out a 40 for my giant fictional ape homey afterwords.

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 224

Hey, peoples!
The dolphins aren't just rapist, they often commit GANG rapes!
Now that's kinky :D!

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

NO THEY DONT. THEYRE NOBLE ENLIGHTENED SEA CREATURES.

They might be the second-smartest critters on Earth, but they're still wild animals. Funny how people don't like to admit that.

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

Also, dolphin steak tastes great on toast.

peppersprayed · Vociferator Joined: 23 Aug 2005 Posts: 420

NO THEY DONT. THEYRE NOBLE ENLIGHTENED SEA CREATURES.

They might be the second-smartest critters on Earth, but they're still wild animals. Funny how people don't like to admit that.

Dolphins that approach humans are friendly most of the time

of course tamed lions are friendly.... most of the time

though actually I'd like to see a dolphin up close

prefereably female as they don't pack 12 inches of high preassure colon shredding death

though a dolphin is muscular enough to turn you into bloody pulp if they wanted... I'm still much more afraid of the other things they might do