Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

I think I'll start a webcomic. HEY THATS A GREAT IDEA!
Artist: Dogthing
Writer: Rankin
OKAY LETS START!

http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=995
This is the thread from which I draw my inspiration. I'd like to thank Rankin, Mom, Dad, and my horse, Reggie.

First, some backstory. Computolio is a very canny lad as you will all soon find out! :>

Compy loves Yap!, a furry pronography magazine!

But that cannot hold a terrapin-shaped candle to his love for all things Nimh!

Poor Computolio! A bad person tricked him. But what happens next?!

I love a happy ending. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

OH FUCK A CAMEO!

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

rofl :(

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

This comic is experiencing technical difficulties..

We're missing a few panels, but Dogthing is being a wuss (see: tired), and doesn't want to draw them right now.

Assume that Compu and Daveykins acclimate themselves with their new social roles. Due to some missing filler, the joke about the 'dropped/snatched porn' kinda falls flat, too, so consider it a bonus, and not necessarily a keypart of the story line.

Anyhow, comments on the style, story, etc, more than the missing content? The between-panel narrative is not my idea. It either works for you, or doesn't, I guess.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Way better than most shitty webcomics HEY WHY AM I NOT IN IT?

IT WAS somewhat indirectly MY IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE :wink:

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

Now that we've all officially accepted the Computolio=Computer analogy, I think it's time someone explained to me exactly what Computolio means. Because it baffles the shit out of me.

Or even if it has any real meaning at all. Maybe I'm just a retard yeah yeah laugh it up funboy this means you, Rankinlooking for meaning in swirls of mist. OMG ZEN

Good work on the comic, BTW. I especially like Compy's tie. Very Jon-Arbuckle.

I just want attention

Also, these spoiler tags are nifty

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

yeah yeah laugh it up funboy this means you, Rankin

Why does everyone think that I am an asshole? :( :( :(

Ok, maybe I am.

You'll have to ask Compy why he has chosen this name - of course, the He = Computer, you obviously know why this came to be...

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

of course, the He = Computer, you obviously know why this came to be...

Yes I do. I did something with repercussions! That makes my tummy happy.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

IT WAS somewhat indirectly MY IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE :wink:

Awww... Here, I made you an avatar that actually suits you:

BAD, BAD DOG!

Originally, I intended the dog to be dancing, and I started breaking the legs apart. After I got the basic movement down, I watched it to see how well the outside leg would move, and said... no, this suits him.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Skunkfucker von Leghumper

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

LOL, i'm so pretty. <3

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

WE SPENT DAYS hours, POURING OUR HEARTS OUT WITH EVERY LTITKLE DETAIL, DOWN TO MIMMICING DAVEYKINS' STYLE OF ACTION WORDS.

YOU WILL RESPECT OUR AAAHT!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

LOL @ EVERYTHING IN THREAD

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

This is the greatest thing since Sonic: The Mobius Chronicles. :D

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I HEART this thread :D

IT WAS somewhat indirectly MY IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE :wink:

Awww... Here, I made you an avatar that actually suits you:

BAD, BAD DOG!

Oh, you made me an avatar! I hadn't read (and I mean READ read ) this thread yet, and thus did not cognitively have knowledge of this! (which is why I hadn't changed it or replied yet)

I am grateful, though I don't think this person would be. Way is it I can't get into an AERT THIFT scandal even when I try?

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

If I'm not mistaken, I am Computolio came from a label or somesuch from Engrish. (Not just a summation of given facts-or-whatsis, I think I remember the word from the site.)

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

First up, Rankin's request. I couldn't gather much of what he wanted from our AIM conversation, so I'll throw in some random elements from it.

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

Well I could probably use a new avatar myself. Maybe something involving an act of fursecution?

Or something inexplicable and random, I'm really not too choosy. :)

Edit: The below idea is better than this one though. :)

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

I DEMAND AN ACTION-PACKED FIGHT SCENE INVOLVING ZENZHU.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I DEMAND AN ACTION-PACKED FIGHT SCENE INVOLVING ZENZHU.

Agreed. Throw my lot in on that.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Well I could probably use a new avatar myself. Maybe something involving an act of fursecution?

Or something inexplicable and random, I'm really not too choosy. :)

Edit: The below idea is better than this one though. :)

ACTION PACKED ZENZHU!!!!!

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/Dogthing/requests3.jpg

Awesome.. ;) Am I a nurse or the pope?

Also, AngryPuritan's avatar just became awesome. (and I am not hitting on you. :)

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Awesome.. ;) Am I a nurse or the pope?

either or

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Also, AngryPuritan's avatar just became awesome.

I stole it from some recently posted link. I think it fits.

(and I am not hitting on you. :)

Sure...

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

ACTION PACKED ZENZHU!!!!!

Proof that we need to create CYD action figures. New from Playmates it's Action-Packed ZenZhu with Strong Kung-Fu Action! Everyone would buy these... I mean, I would.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I want to see Mouse as a jolly pirate.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I want to see Mouse as a jolly pirate.

Mouse is a jolly pirate.

ACTION PACKED ZENZHU!!!!!

But Zen's forum post-fu is unbeatable 8)

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

I want to see Mouse as a jolly pirate.

You'll have to settle for this:

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I love it! Given all of the things people could have wanted to see done to me on paper or in MS Paint, praise of my kung fu touches me in the heart... and pants.

You drawe me... we must nwo haev the anal sexs as sayd in teh contrakt.

Speaking of action figures.. you realize now I may set out on a mission to make a custom ZenZhu figure. I don't recall if the generic Joes have a bald guy I can use as a base. Or I might just use a Stikfas figure.

A while back.. shortly before I joined CYD, I believe, I had spotted these in Target:

I got the one on the left simply because of the Japanese interior. I had planned to get the one on the right when they inevitably went on clearance, but they were all snapped up within a week. I haven't seen them since. The one on the right would have been the perfect "ZenZhu action playset."

Now you fuckers are gonna make me go to Ebay.

I do have this one, though -

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

I would buy it.

OKAY YOU GUYS I'M GOING TO ORLANDO THIS WEEKEND SO NO MORE DRAWWINS TILL SUNDAY YA HEAR

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

OHNOES a plot twist!

I say we all pitch in, continue the story you cretins!

2Shae · Qualificator Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Posts: 9

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

...is using a tablet cheating?

>.< at least I colored mine!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

http://www.twilightcollective.net/art/other/2005/what.gif

...is using a tablet cheating?

>.< at least I colored mine!

You've.. got a package :oops:

Also, why did you pee on the poor little moogle (now yellow, with pee-stink lines emanating from him)?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Also, why did you pee on the poor little moogle (now yellow, with pee-stink lines emanating from him)?

Those are FLYING lines. And it's CREAM.

YELLO MOG COPYRIGHT.

And if I DID pee on him, it's because i'm marking my UGLY TERRITORY.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I may not understand photoshop enough to clean this shit up, but I understand that a circlejerk isn't complete without RANDOM CAMEOS.

Hooray I've made this thread suck all by myself

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

WHO THE HELL ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?

And, um... do they defeat the guy with the strange head growths?

TUNE IN NEXT TIME! MAYBE I GET A CAMEO!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I think they'd have a better chance under the training of the Onion Guy from Parappa the Rapper.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Also, why did you pee on the poor little moogle (now yellow, with pee-stink lines emanating from him)?

Those are FLYING lines. And it's CREAM.

Flying line would follow along the wings, like (((WIGGLE WIGGLE))).

Those look more lke poot lines from the little Mogie's moogle behind. That or Banrai Leg-Lift Ninja Fart blasting our favorite moogle through the air with an awesome force!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I may not understand photoshop enough to clean this shit up, but I understand that a circlejerk isn't complete without RANDOM CAMEOS.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/thenewmeat/comp2.jpg

Hooray I've made this thread suck all by myself

Zen looks like the bald kid from Xiaolin Showdown:

Who at time also looks like Pac-Man.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Those look more lke poot lines from the little Mogie's moogle behind. That or Banrai Leg-Lift Ninja Fart blasting our favorite moogle through the air with an awesome force!

NO HE'S LEVITATING. His wings are too small to actually fly.

And besides, I didn't feed him ANY Kupo nuts, so if he's got gas, that's not my problem. :X

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/thenewmeat/comp1.jpg

Professor Yiffyfox seems to have Ozy as his spirit animal.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Can I have a cameo? Please?

21st Century Digital Boy · Venter Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 202

Soldier, I demand that you get gay with me RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Rural Pimp · Rasophore Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 70

What really "makes" the image of Professor Yiffyfox is the fannypack. In Sweden we call'em "Fagpouches".">

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Fucking brutal :shock:

I've salved the mystery! This "Jim" was really Dogthing in disguise all along!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Your kung fu is strong.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

I've salved the mystery! This "Jim" was really Dogthing in disguise all along!

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Oooooo! Desert Eagle! =)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Is it just me or does Professor Yiffyfox remind anyone else of The Incredulous Mr. Stinks?