Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I submit to you all that we extend a CYD greeting to our newest member. With those glasses and goofy grin within the avatar, it's obvious that this is a creature above par!

Be sure to check out his home page! If this isn't parody, I really pray for an end to the pllanet.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Interests: electronics, food, go-karting, weapons, and roleplaying as a furry

This is a good start, but could just be a bit sadder if one dropped the go-karts and changed 'weapons' to 'ebay purchased ninja swords'.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Aw... I look at our Memberlist and I see so many lurkers (God I love the sort method select feature). These people sign up without deciding to participate and that makes me a very sad panda :cry: ... or wolf, kitty whatever. So I welcome Dalaraga to our board, for without a doubt he has much to contribute to our board. Welcome!

Although why does he like disposable diapers? The cloth ones feel much better and are more cost effective.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Wow.... I mean, I was going to put some witty commentary here, but just.... wow...

Edit: Fixed for hot-linky goodness.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

It almost makes you wonder. Almost.

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

just.... wow..

You make it sound as if fat bespectacled purple dragons in diapers is a strange thing around here. :)

Seriously, are there any furries anywhere whose websites say something akin to "I am a successful restaurant owner with a beachhouse and a dog that I don't rape. Here is my furry character, who is just an artsy version of the real-life me. My hobbies are vounteering for charity and being an Alderman for my home city"

If I saw that, I'd seriously be surprised.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

It wasn't an, "Oh, what an oddity this is!" reaction I had. It was more closely an, "Agh the smell! Why did I have to open that toilet stall?" reaction.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

True, it is an obese purple dragon with bad hair and glasses. At least they didn't turn their likeness into a svelt, 115 lb dragon hottie. Most furry's residual self-image is filtered through a few dozen "I wish" filters.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

First of all, Rankin: you know how I've said we think alike? And pointed that out on numerous occassions, to the point where it's getting kind of scary?

Well, see I was just thinking of doing an out-of-the-blue "Welcome New Member!" thread for the enchanting MonicaKitty, but mainly in celebration of her loveliness. But hey, you found a real gem there in Dalaraga too :snrk:

These people sign up without deciding to participate and that makes me a very sad panda :cry: ... or wolf, kitty whatever.

MAKE ME A WOLF PLZ K THNX

UR a wolf, don't lie you know it's true ;)

Is he going for a Vash the Stampede crossed with Fat Majin Boo look or what??

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Dalaraga's BIography- http://www.freewebs.com/dalaraga/lowdownondalaraga.htm

Favorite Color: Both personalities love purple the most
Favorite Food: Both personalities love hamburgers the most
Preferred Clothing: A t-shirt, shorts, underwear, socks, and shoes (A disposable diaper furrywise)
Likes: Both personalities like electronics, food, and go-kart racing
Dislikes: Both personalities dislike Satan

Well, there you go. At least we can all agree to dislike the Prince of Darkness.

I'm just wondering if the BI in biography is capitalized on purpose....

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Is he going for a Vash the Stampede crossed with Fat Majin Boo look or what??

WHERE IS THE CHIN?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

WHERE IS THE CHIN?

You ate it, you big meanie doggy.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

You guys should've at least let him post a few times before you made this thread. Who KNOWS what we missed out on.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

You guys should've at least let him post a few times before you made this thread. Who KNOWS what we missed out on.

Who's to say he won't still post? You aren't him, aren't you? :wink: Besides, this to welcome him.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

These people sign up without deciding to participate and that makes me a very sad panda :cry: ... or wolf, kitty whatever.

MAKE ME A WOLF PLZ K THNX

UR a wolf, don't lie you know it's true ;)

Guilty. :wink:

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Yeah! Maybe this thread is like an AA group throwing glass bottles at a drunk who's just walked in and is tryin' to get some help! We haven't even checked to see if there's alcohol on his breath! Or semen, for that matter!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Maybe this thread is like an AA group throwing glass bottles at a drunk who's just walked in and is tryin' to get some help!

*spits* Them's mighty strong words there, trannyfox..

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Maybe this thread is like an AA group throwing glass bottles at a drunk who's just walked in and is tryin' to get some help!

*spits* Them's mighty strong words there, trannyfox..

Yessuh, we don' tekk too kindly to ya'll sort 'round here, varmint.

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

From his webpage...

Dragon Furs, Fat Furs and Diapered Furs unite!

He'll fit right in here, he will.

Genghis · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 322

Both personalities dislike Satan, people who are bias against furries for no reason, and bad food

ruh roh

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

We have a reason; they're idiots.

I really honestly hope his site is a joke.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Both personalities dislike Satan, people who are bias against furries for no reason, and bad food

ruh roh

And he's a baby fur too? I guess that means he's gonna have a big bew hoo over us.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I don't dislike ALL furries, and certainly not for no reason. When people complain about this, they're disregarding the man and varried reasons to be disgusted by some furries. Tentacle rape, copious amounts of bodily fluids, sex with beloved characters, bad hygene, etc.

But hey, if he's not hurting anyone and he wants to pretend to be a Baby Huey Dragon, rock on. =) Still...he has to admit, the diaper is an attention getter.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Both personalities dislike Satan, people who are bias against furries for no reason, and bad food

ruh roh
And he's a baby fur too? I guess that means he's gonna have a big bew hoo over us.

You need to stop your avatar right this fucking minute :evil:

It's almost as bad cute as stoneth's

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

You need to stop your avatar right this fucking minute :evil:

It's almost as bad cute as stoneth's

Ryoko and Natsuki. Love. Perhaps we ought to employ a policy that everyone be encouraged to used animated avatars of cute anime girls.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

WHERE IS THE CHIN?

You see that yellow area between his upper lip and the waist of this diapers?

Makes me think of a phonebook from the Szechuan province.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Mine has another version that's animated, and scrolls through the other two Powerpuff Girls, but it's too big to use as an avatar. :(

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

Well, it's been brought to my notice that Dalaraga is in fact the alternate handle of one of our existing members, so it looks like the "Dalaraga" account is either some kind of convoluted troll or some kind of creepy stalking type crap. So bye bye Mr Troll.