Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

You looked, you fucking pervert.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

You looked, you fucking pervert.

Women aren't starved for sex as much as they're starved for satisfying sex. Insomuch as a woman may have an obligation to provide for their husband in bed, a husband should have the obligation to take care of her in kind.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

...a husband should have the obligation to take care of her in kind.

...and how would you know about this? Which end of the limp dick are you on, sir?

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I've never been with a girl, actually.

Yeah, i guess that sort of kills my argument a little...

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I've never been with a girl, actually.

You could always slip your grandma the tongue when she goes to give you a peck... but that'd be incest. I think incest sells well on the internet. Get a webcam.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

My grandmother's been dead for about ten years now. Plus she's buried out in the country, and even if I could find the grave and dig her up I doubt there's much left but bones.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

My grandmother's been dead for about ten years now. Plus she's buried out in the country, and even if I could find the grave and dig her up I doubt there's much left but bones.

EVEN BETTER! Necro sells really good, I hear. Necro Insest is probaby a goldmine. :D

Tailgunner · Vociferator Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 327

EVEN BETTER! Necro sells really good, I hear. Necro Insest is probaby a goldmine. :D

You sir, are indeed going to hell someday!

ROFL!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Someone contact Waita Uziga. I'm sure he'd have a field day with this... unless he's already drawn something similar... or unless he's already drawn Skunkie raping his grandmother's bones. Poor Skunkie.

Did Dante ever mention which circle of hell people go to for raping ten year corpses?

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Did Dante ever mention which circle of hell people go to for raping ten year corpses?

North Dakota.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

North Dakota.

So that makes South Dakota the seventh level? :wink:

Lazarian · Rasophore Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Posts: 60

You looked, you fucking pervert.

Curses! Duped again... :D

Coming up next on Dr. Laura's Focus on the Family: Being beaten by your husband isn't so bad, and GHOD wants women to wear burkas.

To this day, I'll never understand how such a crank like Dr. Laura got her own syndicated radio show - it's one of the most retarded things on the airwaves. The only reason me and my co-workers ever listened to it was when CBC radio became too unbearable (although listening to some of the pathetic callers was sometimes entertaining). Thankfully, our local station finally banished her show to some weekend dead-zone timeslot, replacing it with some Rush Limbaugh wannabe that sounds fat.