Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

If you don't know who I am read this: http://crushyiffdestroy.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=436

The rest of you fuckers listen up. A couple of days ago I had some friends over to drink Tab and play DDR. During the festivities I took off my fanny pack so as not to hamper my score. Later that evening, after everybody had left, I noticed $7.35 missing from my fanny pack. The next day Fredryk told me he saw Khyber walking out of a gas station with a Mountain Dew: Code Red, some Twizzlers and a hot rod magazine. I confronted Khyber about it and he said his mom gave him $7.50 to mow the lawn. I asked to see the 15 cents he had left over and he said he threw it away. I told him to go look through the garbage for it, but he said he had to get ready for work and closed the door.

That's some fuckin' bullshit right there. Motherfucker goes and steals from me and then lies to my face. Well, Khyber is going to get his thieving ass beat down and $7.35 taken from him at MFM 2005. I ain't pulling any videogame shit because I've developed a fighting style that combines the mindless brute force of karate and the deadly accuracy of gymnastics. I call it "gymkata" and it's unstoppable. If Khyber doesn't give me back my money he's going to get axe-kicked into two bilaterally symmetrical halves.

And all you fuckers running your mouths saying I ain't going to do shit or that this will be like last time can fuck off. You don't think I'll throw down? Two years ago I was in the parking lot at a Belle and Sebastian concert and this dude mocked my female fashions and my working class moustache and I hit him in the face with a claw hammer. So deal with it.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I see... well this is all quite fascinating, Mr. Scruggs but you have failed to answer to main question: What does that all have to do with the price of Ikaruga?

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

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SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

He's a pirate so you all damn well better listen. Now with that out of the way, bets on Scruggs and Khyber are now open! 20x on Khyber, 2x on Scruggs, 0x if it's another hoax. Free cash-money, biotch.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

Thats some bullmotherfuckinshit. You need to curb the dude after you finish with that karate shit. I mean if it was under $5 maybe things could be solved diplomaticly.. $7.35 ? A fucking message needs to be sent, loud and clear.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

fanny packs are the worst things on earth.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

OK, this was seriously stupid... even as for a troll. Looks like a part of the recent OMG retard assault. :roll:

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I've developed a fighting style that combines the mindless brute force of karate and the deadly accuracy of gymnastics. I call it "gymkata" and it's unstoppable.

So YOU were responsible for one of the worst movies of all time!

I wonder if this is that rumor Suule and co. were gonna "pwn" us with. hee hee!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

He's a pirate so you all damn well better listen. Now with that out of the way, bets on Scruggs and Khyber are now open! 20x on Khyber, 2x on Scruggs, 0x if it's another hoax. Free cash-money, biotch.

One thousand Monopoly dollars for "not real Scruggs."

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

GAYKATA

Even when armed with a WW2 German submachine guns, ninjas have no chance againt the Bad Dudes!

They're just too BAD.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Which begs the question: Is Julian Scruggs a bad enough dude to rescue the President?

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Well, the REAL Julian Scruggs is a bad enough dude to rescue a ninjas kidnapped by the President!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Bah. Only reruns on this fuckin' station. Where's the Hitlery Channel, where they at least present it like we haven't seen it before?

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Meanwhile, ninjas are learning Gymkata to strike back at Kurt Thomas!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Ooooh! Chinese Ninja Warrior, with your heart so cold...

Sub-Zeroooo...

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

Ok, here's the problem. I just found three dollars and twenty cents in my capri pants, but I'm still missing like four dollars and fifteen cents. So, I guess this means I'm still going to fight Khyber at MFM, but probably won't kill him. Unless I find all the money by then, in which case I'm just going to act like nothing happened.

Also, what the fuck is with all the ninja stuff? You guys need to grow up and watch boring movies about people talking like adults.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Uppercut him into the pit.

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

No dudes, this is the REAL motherfucking Julian Scruggs right here. So all you pretenders out there better watch out, or I'll beat you up, beat up your mom, and then beat up Khyber.

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

I was just told that there are bunch of gaywads on here pretending to be me. I don't post on forums and I have no interest in what's going on over here, so if you see anyone claiming to be me on this forum rest assured they're full of shit. While it warms my heart to know people are still thinking about me, please move on with your lives.

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

I was just told that there are bunch of gaywads on here pretending to be me. I don't post on forums and I have no interest in what's going on over here, so if you see anyone claiming to be me on this forum rest assured they're full of shit. While it warms my heart to know people are still thinking about me, please move on with your lives.

Hey, fuck you man, these people are insulting me and I don't need none of your guff. So why don't you just go and drink your milk, you baby.

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

Aw, my impostors are fighting. Why can't all Scruggs wannabes just get along?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Shut up. You're all pussy faggots. Every last one of you.

Inopia · Qualificator Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 18

Oh noes!
I bet this is doings of the furry illuminati trying to take over cyd!

In the mean time:
I bet this Julian Scruggs guy couldn't take on Wayd.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

At this point, I could care less which of you is the real Scruggs. Now all of you shake hands and make up.

Sub-Zero wins. Friendship! Friendship??!

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

more like Animality.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Man, I want to blow a wad on all of these guys.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Oh my god.. I thought I was the only person in the world that ever bought that Mortal Kombat CD.

"You're a danger. You're a stranger. You're the bad guy, but I feel for you."

I know one thing kunggymkatacockfu can't stand up to.

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

hi again. this place is so gay it makes christopher lowell look not gay

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

hi again. this place is so gay it makes christopher lowell look not gay

Okay, look. Here's the plan:

1: Kill yourself.

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

hi again. this place is so gay it makes christopher lowell look not gay

OMG BANNED

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

I was just told that there are bunch of gaywads on here pretending to be me. I don't post on forums and I have no interest in what's going on over here, so if you see anyone claiming to be me on this forum rest assured they're full of shit. While it warms my heart to know people are still thinking about me, please move on with your lives.

BANNED FOR BEING A DUMBFUCK

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

No dudes, this is the REAL motherfucking Julian Scruggs right here. So all you pretenders out there better watch out, or I'll beat you up, beat up your mom, and then beat up Khyber.

AND YOU

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Mitch is hellbent on keeping the registered users count at an even 300 :twisted:

"Hey, that's enough for us -we don't want anymore! The rest all just turn out to be fucktards anyway." 8)

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Will the real Julian Scruggs please shut up? Please shut up? Please shut up?

Ooh. We could go to an invite-only system. And registered users only get so many invite codes a month. And then all the furries will want to get in, and we could all post 'HAY I HAVE 2 INVINTES FOR CYD POST A REPLY AND IF I LIKE YOU YOU CAN HAVE 1' in our LiveJournals and people would like us.

Or I could go back to sleep.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

BANNED FOR BEING A DUMBFUCK

There needs to be an international dumbass IP archive.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

I'm glad i'm not the only one with that idea.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

There needs to be an international dumbass IP archive.

127.0.0.1 :wink:

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

There needs to be an international dumbass IP archive.