Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

WILL U MARRY ME?

U COULD DO WORSE. THIS WILL ALSO MAKE SKUNKFUCKER GO AWAY!

THINK ABOUT IT.

<3 <3 <3

RankyPoo

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

WILL U MARRY ME?

O YES RANKYPOO.

I AKCEPT, only for the kids, of course.

butonly because I am REALLY drunk right now

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

OMG I think I'm going to cry :o

It's... a bittersweet feeling, but really, I'm happy for you both!

*puts on a brave face*

:)

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I AKCEPT

OMG! YOU HAVE MADE ME THE HAPPIEST MADE MAN IN THE WORLD..

Hay, wait.. kids? But, but.. how can you have uglyhuskycoons when we've yet to consummate our..

SKUNKFUCKER, GET OUT FROM BEHIND THE CURTAINS! I CAN SEE YOU!

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

:oops:

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

:oops:

JEALOUS PUPPY

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

:oops:

JEALOUS PUPPY

Oh crap... I just realized Donny's gonna be PISSED when he finds out :?

(you know, about the curtains thing...? AWW FUCK, the moment's ruined now!)

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

...as are the curtains, unless you blot that wet spot out ASAP, mister!

For shame.

..now, Banrai, since we're hitched, you've got to get fat, I need to lose my hair and start beating the dog (skunkfucker), and start bitching about how much work sucks and that dinner's never ready for me and stuff.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

What? *falls over, drooling on herself*

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

What?

BANNED!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Hey, I can take care of beating off, just let me sit in the corner and watch while you two -OH, you meant...?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

*sniff* I promised myself I wouldn't cry...

T_T

I'm so happy... *blows nose*

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

I'm so happy... *blows nose*

GOD DAMN IT, WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO DESTOY THE CURTAINS

Come, my DraggyButtski - let us flee from these ruffians!

Don't worry about the kids, some rather nice folks said they'd watch them, for free!

Cub Central, or something, they said they were.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Cub Central, or something, they said they were.

NOT MAH BEBBIES.

ohgodifeelsick

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Um, hey.. I'm right here. Why not let 'ol uncle Skunkfuckers look after them?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

Um, hey.. I'm right here. Why not let 'ol uncle Skunkfuckers look after them?

Nownow, we wouldn't want you to end up like our colapsed-nose reind michael, wouldl we?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

It's 10:20, I have my new shitty $20 cordless phone connected to VoIP, and I'm higher than hell on vicodin (Thank you, Worker's Comp - Two months later, no therapy on my shoulder, but plenty of addictive drugs..).

WHO WANTS TO TALK TO THE RANKMEISTER?

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Hey, since you're hitched isn't it about time for Banrai to get knocked up and leave Rankin so she gets a steady flow of vaginamony and child-support for 18 years?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Hey, since you're hitched isn't it about time for Banrai to get knocked up and leave Rankin so she gets a steady flow of vaginamony and child-support for 18 years?

There's a reason why there are two flights of stairs to get here, baby. :wink:

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

NOBODY LOVES ME.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

It's 10:20, I have my new shitty $20 cordless phone connected to VoIP, and I'm higher than hell on vicodin (Thank you, Worker's Comp - Two months later, no therapy on my shoulder, but plenty of addictive drugs..).

WHO WANTS TO TALK TO THE RANKMEISTER?

I DO... but my mom is here and it could get embarrassing if she overheard :oops:

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

NOBODY LOVES ME.

ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME

ME SOOOO HORNY

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

NOBODY LOVES ME.

ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME

ME SOOOO HORNY

If 'long time' means two inches for 4 pumps.. I guess.

I DO... but my mom is here and it could get embarrassing if she overheard :oops:

...your MOM? You live with your parents and jerk off that much? You, sir, are a true furry.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

If 'long time' means two inches for 4 pumps.. I guess.

Bullshit. At least four inches and the antidepressants now pretty much make it take 30 min.

And that's looking at GOOD furporn, too.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

...your MOM? You live with your parents and jerk off that much? You, sir, are a true furry.

He DID say he'd never been with a girl before.

Sterotyping at it's best. :D

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

...your MOM? You live with your parents and jerk off that much? You, sir, are a true furry.

He DID say he'd never been with a girl before.

Sterotyping at it's best. :D

At least I'm not bi-desperate or insane oh wait the antidepressants... yeah

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

At least I'm not bi-desperate or insane oh wait the antidepressants... yeah

Oh, you're one of THOSE furries.

Well maybe you and me and Ranky can do the three-thing. :D

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

At least I'm not bi-desperate or insane oh wait the antidepressants... yeah

Oh, you're one of THOSE furries.

Well maybe you and me and Ranky can do the three-thing. :D

*HUH HUNH*... UH HUNH... *HUFF HUFF HUH*

omygodh yes

:shock: :oops: :P :D :wink: :D :P :oops: :shock: :lol: :twisted:

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Well maybe you and me and Ranky can do the three-thing. :D

Wait a minute here. Uh.. He's likely to carry diseases that will be named AFTER HIM in homage.

Noooo wayyy..

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Wait a minute here. Uh.. He's likely to carry diseases that will be named AFTER HIM in homage.

Noooo wayyy..

Well they're usually named after the first person they kill, so...

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Inter-species relations, isn't that how AIDs started?

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

WRONG FORUM!
I don't think anyone noticed

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I don't think anyone noticed

I noticed, but I kept posting anyway because I'm a fool for love

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Now with all the lovin' and romance going on in the CYD forums, I can't believe some ~~stupid~~ unenlightened furries have the audacity to call us a furry hate site.

*grabs camcorder and starts taping so he can sell the tapes at the next Anthrocon*

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

It's AIDS, not AIDs. Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

Jolly Todger · Lurker Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 1

I LIKE TO IMPORT DRAMA, BECAUSE I HAVE LESS OF A LIFE THAN THAT GUY WHO TRIED TO DEFEND QUOZL. RUMP MY HUMP!

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Sweet Christ, the drama just drips from the screen. It's all a load of BS, you know.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Inter-species relations, isn't that how AIDs started?

One doesn't need to fuck a baboon to get AIDS if one already eats their brains.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

One doesn't need to fuck a baboon to get AIDS if one already eats their brains.

:arrow: What if you fuck them while you're eating their brains?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

:arrow: What if you fuck them while you're eating their brains?

Then you just invented a new furry fetish.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Then you just invented a new furry fetish.

God damn it. So, I just invented "Bugcatcher's Vore?" Would there be a special subsection since it's the brains.... Perhaps "Sir Elton Lichter Vore?"

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Anybody else thinking of the last scene from "Hannibal"?

I personally thought it was rather funny in a bizarre sort of way. Then again, the dude who had his top chopped off was being an anal dickwad. So he kind of deserved it. Besides, seeing him enjoy the smell and taste of his own brains was something I found to be incredibly humorous.