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Rankin
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:52:21 PM
Post subject: FREE FURRY CONVENTION - ALL EXPENSES PAID! |
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It's just a short train ride! Now get your floppy ears, your tail-belt, and that 'special pair' of pants where you cut out the back. Oh, the joyous sights you'll see! Invite, or tell us who your 'mates' are, and get a free room upgrade! |
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Banrai
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:57:05 PM
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| Do we all get to SHOWER TOGETHER too? |
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 3/16/2005 3:58:43 PM
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Do we all get to SHOWER TOGETHER too?
We're all going to hell for even posting in this thread. =) |
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Stoneth
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Rankin
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:01:15 PM
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Do we all get to SHOWER TOGETHER too?
See... now... I'm getting somewhat of a sexual connotation here. The torture and death of a load of furries - gang rape and showering scenes.. Goddamn, you're going to gimme a chubby. I only wish. |
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RailFoxen
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:11:11 PM
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| AND THERE GOES ALL SENSE OF RESPECT OUR GOOD NAME MAY HAVE HELD IN THE COMMUNITY. |
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:13:17 PM
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Concentrate on furry camps
DAY 2 DINNER - You will be allowed to shower off the "zoo dirt" from the "fun zoo" in the warm and comforting "fun showers". If you attracted the favor of the "wildlife supervisors" you are to enter LINE A as instructed by the game wardens.
DAY 2 NIGHT TIME - Those of you who were in LINE A will be returned to camp. Do not be alarmed by the men in uniform emptying out your luggage and searching for valuables. |
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Rankin
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Posted: 3/16/2005 4:13:22 PM
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AND THERE GOES ALL SENSE OF RESPECT OUR GOOD NAME MAY HAVE HELD IN THE COMMUNITY.
What's this 'Our' shit?
Juden! Juden!
I mean
FURRY! FURRRY! |
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 3/16/2005 9:27:08 PM
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AND THERE GOES ALL SENSE OF RESPECT OUR GOOD NAME MAY HAVE HELD IN THE COMMUNITY.
Last time I checked the Furry Community already hated this place more than Hitler. =) |
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Iconoclastic
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Posted: 3/16/2005 9:55:24 PM
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Last time I checked the Furry Community already hated this place more than Hitler. =)
:( We're just having fun...and disagreeing with bestiality as a social phenomenon. What wrongs have we committed? :( |
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Paul
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Posted: 3/17/2005 1:24:21 PM
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What wrongs have we committed? :(
Being here.
Furry rule no. 1: Don't ever tell anybody they're behaving stupidly because that makes you an INTOLERANT NAZI. |
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Zounds
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Posted: 3/20/2005 10:37:10 PM
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*wants to know what Furry rule no. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ... are*
COMPILE A LIST, GOOD PAUL, WHILST I GIGGLE INANELY AT YOUR AVATAR. |
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RailFoxen
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Posted: 3/21/2005 1:21:24 AM
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| Rule Zero: Smile stupidly and nod. |
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Stoneth
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Posted: 3/21/2005 1:22:41 AM
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I'm willing to venture that Furry rule number 2 is:
All furry art is equally wonderful and good in quality because it is furry. Everything from Scotty Arsenault's kid-friendly stuff to Ms. Scatty Fennec here's stuff. Saying otherwise makes you an INTOLERANT NAZI. |
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Iconoclastic
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Posted: 3/21/2005 3:07:55 AM
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You know, it's all fun and games when you make fun of furries, but you know where all this will lead eventually:
Next time you LOL, remember what happened to the Jews. |
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 3/21/2005 2:28:31 PM
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| Rule #3- Women do not exist. They are a simply propoganda made up by the anti-furries. Find a nice hair fat man and DON'T QUESTION IT! |
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Glympse
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Posted: 3/21/2005 4:00:58 PM
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Rule #3- Women do not exist. They are a simply propoganda made up by the anti-furries. Find a nice hair fat man and DON'T QUESTION IT!
No. They exist, but they're either 500 metric tons (before lunch), and sleep their way around all five of the fandom's straight men, using them until they're thrown out - or, they're only fourteen.
Note that the second exception is not necessarily an exception for CubCentral. |
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Paul
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Posted: 3/21/2005 11:37:46 PM
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*wants to know what Furry rule no. 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ... are*
COMPILE A LIST, GOOD PAUL, WHILST I GIGGLE INANELY AT YOUR AVATAR.
You can't go wrong with The Ten Rules Of Hypocrisy on Alt.Fan.Furry.
Naru is giggle-worthy? |
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