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Gargoyle
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Posted: 4/5/2005 5:37:04 PM
Post subject: This question is about Jerry Collins |
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How is it his cartoons and featured articles were actually comprehensible - and when he writes in the forum he's so incoherent my head hurts whenever I'm trying to decipher his babbling?
My general impression of JC is I'm not sure if he needs to get some drugs, or to put the drugs away
Jerry, don't bother answering... I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, MAN. |
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Jerry Collins
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Posted: 4/5/2005 5:49:01 PM
Post subject: AAwwww,I bwoke his widdle bwain! |
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| I dunno,maybe because I'm :shock: (Gasp!) having fun! to punish you for your lame attempt at being superior...Have a lil' Mozart: "Bruder lasst uns lustig sein,trotzet wacker deBeschwerden,Denkt,es ist der fluch de erden,Jeder mench hat seine pein:Lasst uns singen,Lasst uns lachen,Kann man's doch nicht anders machen!Welt und not ist einerlei,Keiner bleibt von plagen frei! Gudt Nacht Kinder! |
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The New Meat
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Posted: 4/5/2005 6:20:18 PM
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Seeing as how Jerry makes some sense when he speaks German, I have to conclude that English is not his native language. In fact, all his English has that suspicious "Run through Babelfish" feel to it. Hmmm. Jerry, from now on, I'd recommend that you post entirely in your native German.
Na gut? |
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Jerry Collins
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Posted: 4/5/2005 8:15:01 PM
Post subject: Grammar gits! |
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| If you grammar nazi/anal retentive types actually READ what I said,instead of whinging on about HOW I write it,maybe you morons would learn something,NU? b.t.w. Der Deutsch lyrics Are from the tavern song From my man Wolfie's "Zaide" comic operetta( the extent of my knowledge of the German Language is about 75 to80 words(at best) and most of them playful vulgarisms and staements of dismay(thank you Mel Brooks!) |
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Jerry Collins
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Posted: 4/5/2005 8:16:35 PM
Post subject: p.s. |
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| p.s. as Iv'e said before,I'm a cartoonist,NOT a typist!(bloody hell you lot are THICK!) :lol: |
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 4/5/2005 8:23:57 PM
Post subject: Re: p.s. |
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p.s. as Iv'e said before,I'm a cartoonist,NOT a typist!(bloody hell you lot are THICK!) :lol:
I'd listen to him. =) I'm wary of insulting anyone who's avatar is the Red Skull. Well, unless I was Captain American, and then it'd be in the contract. =D
Besides, I never really have a problem reading Jerry's posts...I just have to read through them a few times. |
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The New Meat
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Posted: 4/5/2005 8:27:00 PM
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p.s. as Iv'e said before,I'm a cartoonist,NOT a typist!(bloody hell you lot are THICK!) :lol:
Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a typist!
I'm not a typist either, but I managed to complete that sentence above without a single opaque allusion to Frank Zappa, H.P. Lovecraft, or the Church of the Subgenius. Bully for me! |
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Jerry Collins
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Posted: 4/5/2005 8:32:18 PM
Post subject: and your point is? |
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| New meat,you ridiculous bimbo!the reason why you don't is......YER CHICKEN!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P Yer Maw wears army boots!Etc......Now ,as stupid as what I just wrote sounds,it's nowhere as LAME as what you just did dude!Next time your'e trying to be "funny" or a smart ass...DON'T!....write something worth reading youse joik! |
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Jerry Collins
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Posted: 4/5/2005 8:35:28 PM
Post subject: P.S. |
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| Focus people,FOCUS!!!!!!!! I ain't the target...it's teh phurries,that's why this site exists....YE GODS! somebody, get the damn "clue hammer"..eeeesh! |
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Dogthing
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Posted: 4/5/2005 8:52:59 PM
Post subject: Re: P.S. |
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Focus people,FOCUS!!!!!!!! I ain't the target...it's teh phurries,that's why this site exists....YE GODS! somebody, get the damn "clue hammer"..eeeesh!
Here here |
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 4/5/2005 9:05:13 PM
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You don't have to be a typist to hit the goddamn spacebar after a comma or a period.
With that being said, Jerry does bring up good points, it's just a tad hard to decipher them. |
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 4/5/2005 9:41:24 PM
Post subject: Re: Grammar gits! |
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(thank you Mel Brooks!)
Jer, you are NUTS! N-V-T-S, nuts! |
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The New Meat
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Posted: 4/6/2005 12:02:38 AM
Post subject: Re: and your point is? |
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New meat,you ridiculous bimbo!the reason why you don't is......YER CHICKEN!!! :P :P :P :P :P :P Yer Maw wears army boots!Etc......Now ,as stupid as what I just wrote sounds,it's nowhere as LAME as what you just did dude!Next time your'e trying to be "funny" or a smart ass...DON'T!....write something worth reading youse joik!
Haha, oh, Jerry, you are the living end! Don't ever change, man:) |
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 4/6/2005 12:08:10 AM
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WHO THE HELL IS JERRY COLLINS
Also, it's a gimmick :wink: |
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 4/6/2005 2:19:26 AM
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We could have a forum-wide "Type Like Jerry Day"!
This is the most joke and I dear it alot!I do not think that it maintains if my words are the most like actual English! |
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Goofy
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Posted: 4/6/2005 6:24:15 AM
Post subject: Re: AAwwww,I bwoke his widdle bwain! |
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Bruder lasst uns lustig sein,trotzet wacker deBeschwerden,Denkt,es ist der fluch de erden,Jeder mench hat seine pein:Lasst uns singen,Lasst uns lachen,Kann man's doch nicht anders machen!Welt und not ist einerlei,Keiner bleibt von plagen frei! Gudt Nacht Kinder!
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 4/6/2005 9:25:39 AM
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The gospel according to Jerry, chapter 3, verse 7
Yoinkers! Can a fellow receive no breach around these parts? A man gotta speech, like a man gotta speech and no sum of lip flappery will not change oiled.It makes only can delay me the truth of those courageous statements. evil ya' somethin' somethin, or not I to be such a charming nice fellow.
In the name of the Lord...
=) We love you Jerry! (Don't hate me!) |
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Paul
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Posted: 4/6/2005 12:49:30 PM
Post subject: Re: P.S. |
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Focus people,FOCUS!!!!!!!! I ain't the target...it's teh phurries,that's why this site exists....YE GODS! somebody, get the damn "clue hammer"..eeeesh!
Here here
Seconded. |
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Jerry Collins
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Posted: 4/8/2005 5:05:43 PM
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| Thank you Paul.Now can we concentrate on the REAL enemy? |
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m_estrugo
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Posted: 4/8/2005 5:42:33 PM
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Thank you Paul.Now can we concentrate on the REAL enemy?
I've got no enemies. Nor I do consider furries to be my enemies.
I may regret some of the things that made furrydom go down. I also may oppose some people's opinions about how certain things are handled on the fandom. Hell, I may find some people and attitudes within the fandom really disgusting. And I can find some antics of the furries as openly laughable...
But I hardly will tag -any- furry as an enemy. |
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Jerry Collins
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Posted: 4/11/2005 2:35:19 PM
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| Hey,lighten up on the semantics,nobody likes a "word marshall"!( almost as annoying as grammar nazis!)RELAX!!!!and to be honest,there is more to being an enemy than the websters gig :wink: ......betrayal,theivery,deceit,back biting,usuary,etc.....so lighten up man!I ain't the bad guy,you ain't the bad guy,the bad guys are the selfish,lying finks that turned a particularly fun genre,ran it into the ground,and ruined it forever!if that doesn't make them my enemy,it shure as Hell makes them people(just barely)that owe ALL of us! |
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Jerry Collins
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Posted: 4/11/2005 8:48:10 PM
Post subject: what's the word kids???? |
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| And I say again"FOCUS!FOCUS!FOCUS!".....thank you,and now ,here's Al with the weather.. |
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Jerry Collins
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Posted: 5/3/2005 6:54:54 PM
Post subject: ! |
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| p.s. is this thread dead? |
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The New Meat
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Posted: 5/3/2005 8:47:25 PM
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It is now.
Let it go, Jerry, let it go. |
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