Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Given my recent hard drive woes, I've lost all of my nearly 140+ gigabytes of furry porn. This is a time of great pain for me, and while I'm not one to depend on the charity of others, these are indeed desperate times...

So I'm calling out to all CYD members to help me make it through the night -or at least jerk my way through this thread- by generously posting links to images and material for me to fap to.

Remember: Only YOU! Can Help Me Make It Hard In My Hand. :oops:

Coyote Seven · Qualificator Joined: 30 Jun 2003 Posts: 25

I'd help you, I really would!

But my forte is actually erotic mind control porn. A bit less visual than the Furry kind, I must admit!

:D

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

I bet this is a setup to see how much fappage we keep on hand! :shock:

Who you workin' for, man??!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Come on, people! I'm getting blue balls here!

I'm not asking what you all fap to, I'm asking for suggestions/examples of works for me to fap to! Gimme something I can really go to town with :P

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Your porn collection is bigger than my anime and mp3 collection together. That's saying something.

Stop downloading porn, ya freak. :evil:

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I have a few thousand images I could lend you.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Your porn collection is bigger than my anime and mp3 collection together. That's saying something.

Stop downloading porn, ya freak. :evil:

Your avatar... it moved :o

I was joking, it wasn't nearly that large. I swear.

And since we're throwing around accusations, I'm going to out you on not being a furry! That's right, since I've seen you on here there's been scant evidence that you yourself are in fact a furry. If you or anyone else can produce a rebuttal to this, feel free to defend youself, but as it stands you're still guilty until proven innocent in my eyes; you, sir, are a closet non-furry!

Hell, I'll bet you aren't even a "fan of anthropomorphism" (re; "furry lite")!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I have a few thousand images I could lend you.

Yeah, but it's all gay porn, and what use would I have for that?

*FWAP FWAP FWAP*

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

There once was a Skunkfucker from Nantucket...

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

God, I'm actually taking the time to think about where you could go :lol: I'm not good with the porn hookups, unfortunately.

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

God, I'm actually taking the time to think about where you could go :lol: I'm not good with the porn hookups, unfortunately.

you have to be joking right? www.google.com --> "xxx" done!

edit: in skunkie's case, add "furry" before "xxx"

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Stop downloading porn, ya freak. :evil:

Or at least download something with humans in it...

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Here, Freaky!

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Sshhh...

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Sshhh...

OMG LAWSUITE!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Sshhh...

Where the fuck did you get all that?

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

my girlfriend says it's max blackrabbit or sumn

he makes me feel dirty :(

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

Sshhh...

Where the fuck did you get all that?

It's quite easy to find SF stuff, actually.

Though I wonder what's up with the Doom pics?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Sshhh...

Where the fuck did you get all that?

All that? All that! *Ms. Krabopple 'HA!'*

That's like what? 20 images, most from the same artist... please. I have hundreds of megs of the shit.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Though I wonder what's up with the Doom pics?

From Yiffy Doom, detailed in this thread. Like a dating sim for Skunkers, I'd bet.

21st Century Digital Boy · Venter Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 202

Given my recent hard drive woes, I've lost all of my nearly 140+ gigabytes of furry porn. This is a time of great pain for me, and while I'm not one to depend on the charity of others, these are indeed desperate times...

So I'm calling out to all CYD members to help me make it through the night -or at least jerk my way through this thread- by generously posting links to images and material for me to fap to.

Remember: Only YOU! Can Help Me Make It Hard In My Hand.

Here, Skunky, I drew some porn just for you.

Dear lord, somebody kill me.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

I got it from MY INTERNET SOURCES

I had more too. I uploaded those to piss some people off.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Worry not Skunkie! I can send ya tons of misc crud!

Would ya like the Winnie the pooh-scat pics and Scar/Simba Anal Vores too? =D

*BLURFFG!!*

Archangel of Death's stuff was not insane enough to save! -That you haveta recover yerself! =)

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Jesus, so much wonderful stuff (Stalin can clean my pipes any day, aww yeah!), I think I'm going to cry...

You guys really know how to tickle my pickle :P

Rural Pimp · Rasophore Joined: 25 Dec 2004 Posts: 70

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Jesus, so much wonderful stuff (Stalin can clean my pipes any day, aww yeah!), I think I'm going to cry...

You guys really know how to tickle my pickle :P

please fucking stop

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

This post is #911.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Late comings with the late comin' stretcher
That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha
I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation
Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation
I can prove it to you watch the rotation
It all adds up to a funky situation
So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

This post is #911.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Your porn collection is bigger than my anime and mp3 collection together. That's saying something.

Stop downloading porn, ya freak. :evil:

Your avatar... it moved :o

<...>And since we're throwing around accusations, I'm going to out you on not being a furry! That's right, since I've seen you on here there's been scant evidence that you yourself are in fact a furry. If you or anyone else can produce a rebuttal to this, feel free to defend youself, but as it stands you're still guilty until proven innocent in my eyes; you, sir, are a closet non-furry!

Hell, I'll bet you aren't even a "fan of anthropomorphism" (re; "furry lite")!

Oh shit, you're onto me! Well, a few years back I was pretty big about furry art. This is when I first discovered VCL and furrydum of course. I think I browsed the 'recent uploads' section every day for three months. But I eventually started being alienated by the things I saw. Stoped looking at the art and then just kind of disappeared until I found this site. Today, catgirls are the most 'furry' things I look at. And I liked them a long time before I discovered furry. :mrgreen:

And yeah, my avatar actually is animated. I did it like that to give you that 'did I really just see that?' feeling. I thought it was a pretty cool idea.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Look at the 'theme' for AC05. >.>

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Alfador/wtc_tribute.jpg

I can't tell if that's perspective or revenge of the macros against teh terrorists.

Because, afterall, nothing says 'support our troops' like twisting a tragedy into an ecuse to indulge your fetish.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

this thread is making me hate everything

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I can't tell if that's perspective or revenge of the macros against teh terrorists.

Because, afterall, nothing says 'support our troops' like twisting a tragedy into an ecuse to indulge your fetish.

That first pic is fucking scary. :cry:

I think that's supposed to be either perspective or just being lazy with the background (I'm leaning towards the latter). Last time I checked, Alfador wasn't into macro.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

That first pic is fucking scary. :cry:

Yes, the 'artist' (read: poser user) is a die hard rightie who tried to 'enlighten' me on creationism. I am only sad I can't find the image of his character crushing a scud missile launcher with her breast...

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I can't tell if that's perspective or revenge of the macros against teh terrorists.

Because, afterall, nothing says 'support our troops' like twisting a tragedy into an ecuse to indulge your fetish.

That first pic is fucking scary. :cry:

That's just SO pathetic. But you are right, after 9/11 every fetish in the world was posting flags and ribbons on their site. I'm sure the Macro Furry Fetishest's patriotic renderings went a lont way toward healing our countries wounds.