Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

This is fantastic, one of the best and funniest sites I've ever seen.
Bovine Unite

Be ready, c-day is coming. tune into the networks 05:05:05

There's a blog and a forum and everything. I remember that there was a "bee farm" (look it up) promotion that was followed and eventually turned out to be a very elaborate and clever way to promote halo 2 or something. Obviously this is a promotional thing for something else like that. Too much money has gone into this for it to just be a joke site, it looks too professional.

Traced to PETA?
Figuring this out could be fun. :) Do you have any ideas?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

This is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

And then Snowball takes over and kills Trotsky... oh, wait this is the ripoff, not the original!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

That really was pretty dumb, and I think I only got about two pages deep at that.

Does it get more awesome further in?

SF69 = SuperFistulated69

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

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What?! Why are there holes in those cows? Is this some Japanese thing?

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Do I wanna know?

Some people fist cows in the ass... and get paid for it... others directly in the guts thru a hole on the side?

*BFGLÖRGH!*

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

And why is this man so fucking happy! Arrrgh!

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

It's artificial insemination. ...I think.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

It's artificial insemination. ...I think.

HOLE-Y COW! =)

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

It's artificial insemination. ...I think.

HOLE-Y COW! =)

LOL

No, those are fistulated cows. They cut holes in them, then sew the round plastic 'window' to their skin so the wound never closes. That way students can put their hand inside the cow's body to feel around and touch the organs, supposedly as a lesson in biology.

There were once some pictures of a fistulated horse, but so many people thought it was disgusting, that they were taken down. So far, for that reason only cows are considered acceptable subjects for this sort of interactive display.

Now you know, and knowing is half the HOLY FUCK HE'S GOT HIS HAND JABBED INTO THE SIDE OF A LIVING COW WHAT THE FUCK

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

No, those are fistulated cows. They cut holes in them, then sew the round plastic 'window' to their skin so the wound never closes. That way students can put their hand inside the cow's body to feel around and touch the organs, supposedly as a lesson in biology.

Mortal Kowbat! Finish him! *initiates Kano's original Fatality* Hey, I found your heart! Look everyone, here it is. Would you like it in a doggie bag?

"Hey cow, would you mind if I place my hand in your hole that never heals and feel your organs?"
"Not at all! Knock yourself out!"

Oy.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

:twisted: MMMMMMMMMM,porterhouse steaks,Philly cheese steak sandwhiches...UMMM,UMMMM,UMMMMMM!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

What the fuck?

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

What the fuck?

What the fuck, indeed. What are they doing? :shock:

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

And why ar her nipples hard? :shock:

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

And why ar her nipples hard? :shock:

She's a furry!!! :shock:

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

I think the world (and Skunky) need some fistulated cows porn right now.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

There is no incentive I can imagine that would allow me to stick my hand in a cow. I think the "sanitary" ring is what makes it the most horrible.