Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

I'm sure we've all seen the story of The Infamous Exploding Whale wherein they try to dispose of a huge dead whale with half a ton of dy-no-mite (with video!), but here's something more recent:

Dead whale explodes, Taiwanese street, shops showered after gases built up inside

Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

uh...

Am I the only one imagining a five foot penile missle shooting through the air and killing innocent bystanders?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Am I the only one imagining a five foot penile missle shooting through the air and killing innocent bystanders?

Must everything be about penises with you? Now stop fapping to the article!

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

what about that story where the woman got impaled by a spear of frozen urine

HUH

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

That's a bad way to go.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Time to blow up the clown ... er, whale.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

Am I the only one imagining a five foot penile missle shooting through the air and killing innocent bystanders?

You mean it's a "Pud gone SCUD"? :lol:

Or maybe a "BALListic missle"? :lol:

Gives a whole new meaning to "INCOMING!" :lol:

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Welcome to last year.