Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Fights: A Bare Knuckle Video

It's pretty funny to watch kids beat each other up. I'm waiting him to upload the whole thing.. =3

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

I love the little clip right at about 1:50 with the dog and the primered 78-79 camaro/firebird in the background. When theres primered vehicles, or cars on blocks, bulldog and pitbull puppies running around in the shot, you know its gonna be a sweet fight, its just one of those things :)

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

Hah cool. I have a bunch of "GhettoBrawlz" divx's.. They are awesome, compliations of videos shot by gangstas as they're hanging out doing whatever it is they're doing. It's like watching COPS from the other side's perspective half the time. One good feature: no fish-eye lens usage! Lots of mysterious ebonics though.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

That was so lame it's funny. None of the guys in that video know how to fight; they're just flailing their arms around a lot. Not that they can't hurt each other that way, but sheesh. If you know what you're doing, the fight will be over after one hit.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Geez, real fights are never as cool as the movies. It's just a bunch of white trash bitch-slapping each other and occasionally falling down.

The only one that was actually cool was the skinny black kid in green shorts. He kicked ass with style.

Oh, and the dog chasing the idiots around was pretty awesome too. =)

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Man there's no finesse, no form, no strategy. It's like watching retards fight ... oh, right.

Still, it's amusing to watch.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

Fairly amusing, kudos to the black guy in green shorts, he had some style. Mostly it seemed like bitchfighting. Funniest to watch is finnish drunkfighting. A declaration of war against balance and finesse.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Fairly amusing, kudos to the black guy in green shorts, he had some style. Mostly it seemed like bitchfighting. Funniest to watch is finnish drunkfighting. A declaration of war against balance and finesse.

Suomi! ;D

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Oh good god :lol:

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

I would also like to note that the black kid in green shorts did in "kick ass in style" - =3

The karate thing was interesting too.. still bothering friend to upload the whole DVD. :3

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

Looks like alot of the fights they got at Muchosucko (NSFW).

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

My supreme ninja strategy that I've been developing through my years of kung fai do training (YES I DO MARTIAL ARTS AND CAN KICK YOUR ASS HONESTLY, FOR REAL, I'M NOT LYING) will fell any foe including those jocks at school who trip me and tell me my 'japanese big-eye shit' is gay. boy I'm going to teach those jocks just wait and see :evil:

*I go for the nuts*

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Martial arts is a supremely gentlemanly way to fight, which NEVAR resorts to low blows.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

This is so fake. I saw the Karate Kid and they fought COMPLETELY different. =)

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 437

Martial arts is a supremely gentlemanly way to fight, which NEVAR resorts to low blows.

That move would own most crazed furries any time of the week. Though, Wayd would probably have a counter, and wipe the floor with the "Monkey steals the peach" using attacker.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

That move would own most crazed furries any time of the week. Though, Wayd would probably have a counter, and wipe the floor with the "Monkey steals the peach" using attacker.

Well of course it won't work on eunuchs... :roll:

(Wayd, please don't kill me.)