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Computolio
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Posted: 4/13/2005 6:49:37 AM     Post subject: Essential Listening  

Possibly the greatest bad song about jerking off to cartoon porn ever.
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Kadius
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Posted: 4/13/2005 8:22:39 AM     Post subject:  

I lol'd.

Back to the Pumpkins.
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MonicaKitty
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Posted: 4/13/2005 9:19:27 AM     Post subject:  

Much funnies
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 4/13/2005 12:09:50 PM     Post subject:  

It's time like this I question Truman's logic in only a-bombing Japan twice...
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 4/13/2005 7:17:00 PM     Post subject:  

ooo... Shonen Knife.. Lords of Acid... DJ Mystik.... uh, that dude from Aqua's "Barbie Girl" song.... no, now my head just hurts....

I've gotta get a new balm
I've gotta get a tight tension on
I've got to slip it up before the rush gets gone
I've got to feel it with the hot mind on


Remember those lyrics by the band Soul Coughing? The song Rolling was, I think, about masturbation (or at least it was back when I saw it) and video for it was comprised of clips from old Beatty Boop cartoons :)
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Stoneth
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Posted: 4/13/2005 7:30:09 PM     Post subject:  

The groups sounds like a combination of E-Rotic and Aqua (or Toybox).

Very catchy. I could see otaku fanboys dancing to this. I could see me dancing to this.
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LoKi
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Posted: 4/13/2005 7:32:07 PM     Post subject:  

They need a furry version of this song...
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Computolio
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Posted: 4/14/2005 1:33:30 AM     Post subject:  

They need a furry version of this song...


No they don't.

ALSO: E-rotic made other songs? I thought it was just a one-off pseudonym.
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Posted: 4/14/2005 1:55:32 AM     Post subject:  

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Dr. Dos
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Posted: 4/14/2005 1:58:17 AM     Post subject:  

Oh Nick please not so quick
You know I want it big
I wanna feel like in heaven
Just like in heaven
Oh Nickie not so quick
You know that makes me sick
I wanna feel you forever
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LoKi
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Posted: 4/14/2005 1:58:42 AM     Post subject:  

They need a furry version of this song...


No they don't.

ALSO: E-rotic made other songs? I thought it was just a one-off pseudonym.


Yea, it's probably worse having someone singing about shitting all over some dude as he's being vored by another....
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Stoneth
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Posted: 4/14/2005 1:59:56 AM     Post subject:  

http://hazzzardcore.ath.cx/q/e-rotic.gif

And yet you don't have a copy of "Max Don't Have Sex (With Your Ex)". For shame!
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Stoneth
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Posted: 4/15/2005 11:06:29 PM     Post subject:  

They need a furry version of this song...


Just for you, I wrote a furry version.

He's a fanboy, fanboy, fanboy furry
He likes the girls but only those with neko mimi
He loves the art of Karabiner and Bernal
And Inuki
Cause he's a fanboy, fanboy furry

Some boys fap over the chick from swimsuit issue 53
Some boys have a thing for Angelina Jolie
Some boys have the hots for Ayanami Rei
Some boys have girlfriends and some boys swing the other way

But I've got something that is really fun
I want to be alone when my parents aren't home
I turn on my computer and connect to VCL
With my yiff art on the screen, I'm going into ecstacy

He's a fanboy, fanboy, fanboy furry
He likes to yiff on Furcadia and Tapestries
Likes to paw off while viewing art of Tamar
And online he's a dick-nippled herm vixen-taur
Fanboy, fanboy, fanboy furry
The way he acts is making me feel nauseousy
He's wearing tails and ears it seems he's got no sense
Of reality
Cause he's a fanboy, fanboy furry
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