Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

I think I'll post some pictures taken at conventions I've been to in the past. And I think you should too.

METROCON 03
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The very first Metrocon in Tampa, Florida, was my first convention. I had no idea what to expect other than what my friends told me about another convention in the same hotel, Necronomicon. Well, it was an anime convention. Yeah, yeah, I know. Anime is :roll: , but the conventions are fun nonetheless.

I didn't do anything at this con but gawk in amazement at the cosplayers, the first I'd ever seen other than in picture books and National Geographics.

You've seen this one, and this is where it's from.

This is a bunch of people playing IronClaw, I think it's called. A furry RPG.

The furry art table. Wee. Ignore the big gray box, if you happen to see it.

That's about all I did at Metro 03. Take pictures of stuff. However, at the next one..

METROCON 04
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There's where the fun began.

Our costumes ready to be transported. Ignore the tubing, we never used em.

When we got there and got into the suits, it was time to party. In the hallways. Whenever someone was coming from the opposite direction, we stepped aside to let them pass through the middle, and pretended to stare at them the entire way with our creepy robot faces.

Pretty much the same thing happened on the stairs, except we were far more aggressive. After all, this was our territory.

These people thought they were cwazy and hilarious. They were wrong. After this photo was taken we threw them over the balcony and click-whirred in deep satisfaction when we heard their soft fleshy bodies wetly smack the marble below.

Here we are in the elevator (the stairs were out of order) with our friend/enemy the Terrible Secret of Space. That's the guy in the yellow.

FUCKING ROBOTS JEEZ!

After the suits were confiscated (don't fucking ask :evil: ) we had a lot of downtime. We visited the art room, and found these fucks--

--peddling their dirty furry magazine. They even had some of Shmorky's Purple Pussy strips in it. After that, we happened upon this handsome fellow:

... and stole all of his booty, and drank it:

A few hours later, after running around like a bunch of misbegotten maniac ape children, the inevitable crash:

The end.

Okay, now you people tell me what you do during summer.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

Pictures from all the cons I've been to:

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

why is it furries by law have long hair?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

why is it furries by law have long hair?

Only the gruntlings have long hair. The farther up the furry popularity ladder you go, the shorter it gets. Hence why EWS has a bowl cut, and '2' is bald. Hell, even good ol' unky Kage has short hair anymore.

You want to see my conpics? Um, no. I want to protect the inno... er gul... um, me.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I wanna know why your costumes were confiscated! Were they too cool? The anime cosplayers in blue wigs were getting pissed? =)

Stahi · Qualificator Joined: 11 Dec 2004 Posts: 16

Only the gruntlings have long hair. The farther up the furry popularity ladder you go, the shorter it gets. Hence why EWS has a bowl cut, and '2' is bald. Hell, even good ol' unky Kage has short hair anymore.

Yeah, I can't imagine Kage w/o a buzzcut anymore.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

That doesn't mean it looks good on him...

I think he was starting to go gray, and did that to hide it.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

I'm too cheap to buy a digital camera and all the other furries just take 100 billion fucking pictures of the fursuits! God damn it, who gives a fuck about fursuits when you can have picks of people doing stupid shit. >:(

... like the giant tub of Everclear they had at MFM. :3

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Our suits were confiscated by the con people because we got more popular than they were, so they had to get rid of us somehow. The fucks.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/Dogthing/372c9cd6.jpg

The furry art table. Wee. Ignore the big gray box, if you happen to see it.

A "furry art table" manned with normal looking females? Dang, there go my prejudices.