Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

This thread is fucking hilarious.... guy finds out his little brother is a furry, with pics. Dunno if it's real, but funny nonetheless. :)

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Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i love it.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

GODDAMN, that's mean..
But funny.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

OH MY GOD...I can't stop reading. It's like the slow camera pan to the house in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. You know how bad it's going to be, there's just this sense of mounting doom...

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

And so it begins....

Funny how systematic some are when coming up with a "fursona"...
Writing down specs before they even sketch anything!

Yer totem animal will tell ya what it is.. ya don't just pick Wolf/Fox/Cat! =)
And ya don't wear yer mom's bra and take pics of yerself..for yer brother to spread!

Augh!

Why wasn't my stuff in his folders.. =)

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

As fascinated as I am by this, I hope it's not real. I mean, it's one thing to make the jokes, post the info, but posting this poor kid's face on the net WEARING A BRA is the sort of thing that will scar his brother for life. Potatoe guy keeps saying "He's a kid, he'd get over it..." Fourteen isn't a kid, that's high school. And high school is hell when nobody knows you're a penis-painting furry crossdresser. This is really just evil.

And yet...I keep scrolling...

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

And so it begins....

Funny how systematic some are when coming up with a "fursona"...
Writing down specs before they even sketch anything!

Yer totem animal will tell ya what it is.. ya don't just pick Wolf/Fox/Cat! =)
And ya don't wear yer mom's bra and take pics of yerself..for yer brother to spread!

Augh!

To quote my DM..

"When you base characters around stats... You've failed."

A fursona, apperantly, comes from the heart..

But for some reason EVERYONE is a fox/cat/wolf/dragon/starelfvampyre(Half).

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

As fascinated as I am by this, I hope it's not real. I mean, it's one thing to make the jokes, post the info, but posting this poor kid's face on the net WEARING A BRA is the sort of thing that will scar your for life. That's really just evil.

And yet...I keep scrolling...

His brother totally owned him.... haha. XD

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

That BW Inuki pic with the stains and holes on it ... classy.

That was really funny but...

Why do furries always have messed up rooms with everything tossed about? No sense of order whatsoever. It's obvious this guy is gay if not bi. The least he could do is fit the gay stereotype and have a sense of organization and cleanliness. This looks like a job for Fab Eye for the Furry Guy! *does the Zorro snap* Mmm hmm!

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

the thing is, with a computer in your room, why in god's name would you print out your porn?

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

the thing is, with a computer in your room, why in god's name would you print out your porn?

Yeah I was wondering that too...

And why he labeled it "MY YIFF" is it THAT hard to look and say "Yep, that's porn.."

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

Why do furries always have messed up rooms with everything tossed about? No sense of order whatsoever. It's obvious this guy is gay if not bi. The least he could do is fit the gay stereotype and have a sense of organization and cleanliness. This looks like a job for Fab Eye for the Furry Guy! *does the Zorro snap* Mmm hmm!

You can also ask why if furries are gay, why do they not try to work out and get tanned? I mean most gay guys I see are very presentable, unlike a huge majority of furries I've met. :3

I dunno, my room isn't a shithole at least and I shower daily... eh, it's still a mystery to me how someone can live in shit like that. Then again, my best friend (not a furry, mind you) went through a period where he dropped out of school and just sat and played EQ for fucking like 2 years straight.

His room had soda cans stacked like a 1/2 wide (usually around 50-100 cans) and he left all his dirty plates, and trash all on the ground. He showered every week or so... and never cut his hair. It was fucking disgusting.

I'm just glad he grew up and stopped being a fucking house troll.. lol.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

At least his computer is organized. It takes some real balls to name a folder "My Yiff."

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

:/ You know, as much as I love the wank factor all that has, I have to agree with the people that say he could be potentially ruining his brother. After all, SA gets around pretty quick.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

I think that's the one thing (aside from the pictures of the guy himself) that stand out about that. In my mind at least. Last time I saw that thread though he hadn't edited the smilies onto the face of his brother in the pictures.

I wish I was hardcore enough to have a My Yiff folder. :(

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

I wish I was hardcore enough to have a My Yiff folder. :(

Given your soniq-esq avatar, as well as the fact that you have assumed the surname of a popular sonic character, it wouldn't surprise me if you did. And it would probably be filled with sonic/knuckles slash.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

I've seen quite a bit of Sonic Hentai (most of it done by Battle Angel >_<) and it's all terrible stuff. Gives me nightmares and all.

But no, I simply have a plain old "Images" folder. Helps keep things more organized.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Noticed the Quozl hair?

DESTROYIN' LIVES

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

At least his computer is organized. It takes some real balls to name a folder "My Yiff."

I was going to mention that too. It seems odd he would name it that, making the whole thing seem suspicious.

I' suprised no one has mentioned that he likely sniffs the paint to get high.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

You know I gotta agree with some of the posters over there... that thats a low bow .. especially for a laugh on some huge forum. Taking it to the level of taking pictures of supposedly jizz-stained printouts.. jesus. Why would anyone ever want to see that ?

Looking thru a family members stuff is just... no. You just don't do it! Or if you DO, its a secret. At least at my house it is. Then again my whole family with the exception of my mom, is fairly materialistic and we horde stuff :) What belongs to who is like a priority, no matter how trivial. I can smoke and drink in my room in a non-smoking household etc, but god help me if I keep a roll of tape or a bottle opener in my room that I didn't buy myself. If you want to borrow or look at something you have to bring it up cautiously!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

http://img149.exs.cx/img149/2797/youreastar4zd.jpg

This poor thing is going to become THE new Internet celebrity.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

http://img149.exs.cx/img149/2797/youreastar4zd.jpg

This poor thing is going to become THE new Internet celebrity.

Oh god, he has the same hair as me. (Pretty much)

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 1006

the thing is, with a computer in your room, why in god's name would you print out your porn?

look at the pic again, take note of the jizz stains.. I guess it's easier to toss it than to clean the monitor....... though that waises the question, WHY DID HE KEEP IT? Does he have a thing for the aroma and texture of twice-jizzed on furporn??

eww eww eww EWW

Why wasn't my stuff in his folders.. =)

Ah, don't people have to email you to get to your stuff? :roll: :wink:

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

The guy who posted this thread on SA is either a complete soulless asshole or a lying faker. I'm guessing its a little bit of both. Either way he deserves to be kicked in the ass a few times.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

His own brother, man. That's low.

This makes me ashamed to be a furry basher.

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

Why would anyone ever want to see that ?

I'm sure someone, somewhere on the 'net wants to see it. Displayed for the same reason Galen shows off photos of his spunk-stained plushies, I'm sure.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

the photos that don't have him in it are hilarious.

The rest need to be removed from my brain.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

It wouldn't be the first time someone on SA did a furry prank. It's too good of a ownage to be true.

And, who the hell faps to cutsey anime characters in underwear? It's not hard to get good furry porn.

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

It's not hard to get good furry porn.

15 point penalty for using the adjective "good" to describe "furry porn" :twisted:

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

Noticed the Quozl hair?

DESTROYIN' LIVES

SUCKIN' DICK

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Hilarious, I admit I'd probably do the same if my sister was a furry instead of just being the bottom scrapings of the anime fan barrel. Seriously her fascination with goku borders on the scary level. :cry:

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

I find the ass/pussy comparison drawing the most interesting. Is he trying to sort out the difference or what? Instead of freaking posting his brother's shit on the internet, this guy should have bought the kid an anatomy book.

I think it's probably a fake though. I mean, all kids question sexuality, I guess, but this guy is all over the board on fetishes. Furry, anime porn, gay stuff, crossdressing, spandex pants(?)...

Then again, painting your genitals is pretty fucked up and unique...I've never even heard of that fetish. It's almost too fucked up to make up.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

It's an official furry fetish: http://box43.net/~dr_dos/Pics/bodypaintfetish.jpg

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Bottles is a fetish, too? :?

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Bobcat? As in Bubsy? Ick...

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

I'd also say the Bizarre genre is pretty redudant.

THE SILVER POTATO · Qualificator Joined: 14 Nov 2004 Posts: 24

inuki :( :( :(

the worst thing about that thread is not all the stuff he dug up about his brother but that he thought instead of talking to his brother to straighten him out he'd turn him into a show for somethingawful, though. that's pretty goddamn reprehensible.

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

Bobcat? As in Bubsy? Ick...

Perhaps as in Bonkers!

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

If it's not here, it doesn't exist. Everything i've seen i've been able to fit onto that.

Well, somewhere...

subversive · Prattler Joined: 30 Dec 2004 Posts: 183

If it's not here, it doesn't exist. Everything i've seen i've been able to fit onto that.

Well, somewhere...

- nose growth
- breaking dishes
- tap shoes
- bad breath
- angora sweaters

I honestly would have never ever guessed anyone got off to those things. How can you tell your mate you masterbate to angora sweaters and not get laughed at?

Edit: "moldy oldies" is going to haunt me. :(

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

- nose growth
- breaking dishes
- tap shoes
- bad breath
- angora sweaters

I honestly would have never ever guessed anyone got off to those things. How can you tell your mate you masterbate to angora sweaters and not get laughed at?

Edit: "moldy oldies" is going to haunt me. :(

Heh, just noticed that ballon fetish is a homosexual male thing, but pool toys and rubber boats are a hetrosexual female thing. Where does Xydexx fit?

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

How can you tell your mate you masterbate to angora sweaters and not get laughed at?

Watch Ed Wood.

mcfinklepoof · Lurker Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 1

- nose growth
- breaking dishes
- tap shoes
- bad breath
- angora sweaters

I honestly would have never ever guessed anyone got off to those things. How can you tell your mate you masterbate to angora sweaters and not get laughed at?

Edit: "moldy oldies" is going to haunt me.

Tap shoes? I have a terrible image in my head now.