Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Hey all you wicked ninjas! You know that nerd at school who chills quietly in his corner desk eye ballin' everybody? Check it: he know sumpin' you don't Juggalo -- and it has to do with what happened to Mr. Johnson's head and where it be hidin'! Based on the popular ICP song of the same name, this issue is filled with totally whacked out lunacy! (And we mean that literally) Ah yeah playas, it's gut-wrenchin', sweat-drenchin', detention-benchin' school hall fallout, y'all! Straight!

oh.

HOOO-yah! The penultimate (that means next-to-last, y'all) Pendulum issue comes at you like a flat-out kick in the face-- and it's so jam-packed with crotch-kickin', demon-stickin', finger-lickin' clown action, it's a wonder two staples can hold this sh*t together! ICP and Jesus, along with an army of. . . well, you'll have to see them to believe them . . . attack Killnor Industries in a frontal assault so wicked, it makes the first twenty minutes of Private Ryan look like a girlie tea party! Guest starring The Amazing Jeckle Brothers, The Great Milenko, The Stress Team and several noxiousdenizens of the Nether Void. Be there, juggalo, and you might be spared! Comes with an exclusive CD single unavailable in the known universe!

sh*t. so badass.

furry juggalo's website

Look, he has a machette and he's fucking ANGRY!

Okay, so I've been in a bad mood today for a few reasons. Mainly, I found out some of those PoE/SA type furry bashers have managed to dredge up my site, and are back to talking shit. I thought they stopped like two years ago, but what do you expect from pathetic people with no lives? Oh well.

Does it mean he won't murder anyone after all?

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Fucking christ, those two jarheads are really reaching.

Does anyone actually listen to this shit and LIKE it?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

WICKED CLOWNS NEVER DIE.

hahaha. I can't say too much, I listen to ICP. But man, the people that take them seriously are flat out retarded. They're just drama whores.

Genghis · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 322

I bought an ICP album once.

When I was 13.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Didn't they turn out to be a Christian band?

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Just a minute ago I sent a signed "ICP fag LOL" comment on another board, only to discover I know this guy and I wouldn't really mess with him (he's kinda huge and potentially menacing). Eh... No edit/delete, so I hope I won't become the first person killed by a jugallo ever.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

If he's a REAL Juggalo he'll try to drown you in Shasta or whatever shit they drink.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

If he's a REAL Juggalo he'll try to drown you in Shasta or whatever shit they drink.

It's called Faggo or something. But seriously, there are few people possibly bigger than me, and I feel VERY uneasy in such a situations...

I personally knew like a 5 such a people, including my high school history teacher (who also had a FUCKING HUGE hands, I mean his fists... Jesus Christ!), and one guy who seriously looked like a Fallout Supermutant (who worked in a security, and later died on heart attack because of hiss massive body).

Besides, it's like I like this guy, you know. We drunk together and all.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Look, he has a machette and he's fucking ANGRY!

Wonderful! He can come mow my lawn and trim my plantain and banana trees. Cause you know, that's what everyone uses them for down here.

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

ICP was cool
Before they turned out not to be.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

I bought an ICP album once.

When I was 13.

I hope your parents whipped your ass.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I knew a Juggalo who sat next to me in homeroom during Senior year of high school. He was two years behind and still rode the bus in. His hobbies included stuffing his face and read comic books religiously.

Now, I can see why ICP and Furries tend to go hand in paw. Both groups (especially when young) form out of a need for social identity among those who lack social skills. SA seems hung up on Juggalos at the moment, which is good, as the furry jokes are just about beat to death... but it seems many belong in both camps.

Kinda interesting to see how the fictitious beings of a cute, fluffy ghey fox and a homicidal clown speak to the same people.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

I tried looking up "Juggalos" on the urban dictionary and now I'm really confused.

2. juggalos
someone who listens and is devoted to bands such as Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Dark Lotus, Blaze, ABK, Esham, Zug Island, Jumpsteady, etc. can usually be found wearing the merchandise, but being a juggalo is not about your wallet, it's about your heart and soul. real juggalos understand and follow the dark carnival and the meaning of the 6 joker cards. juggalos dont take shit from anybody. they have a true love for the music and give no fucks about anything except the juggalo family. juggalos will be down with the clown for life.
"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans. And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans. 10 juggalos is priceless."
-Violent J

2. dark carnival
The Dark Carnival is GOD that ICP preaches about becuase it is the only way to get punks and ppl who otherwise whould not here the message of the holy spirt to them. DARK CARNIVAL FOR LIFE!!
When we speak of Shngri-La what you think we mean, truth is we follow GOD, we've always been behind him. The Carnival is GOD and may all juggalos find him
Source: Babylette, Mar 28, 2004

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

WHAT IS A JUGGALO? LYRICS

Hope it helps!

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Yay for sleezy, low life junkies who also happen to love god (in a badass way, of course!)

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

:?: I click the buttons but they don't respond! :?:

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

They're the kind of buttons you're supposed to lick.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 865

They're the kind of buttons you're supposed to lick.

MAC FAGGOT LOL

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

Im actually surprised that there arn't a shitload more furry juggalos... i mean, alienated urban/suburban/rural white trash & nerd kids is like that group's primary demographic by a landslide. I've always disliked most rap, I listened to some ICP in high school. Quite a few of the sketches were legitimately funny, regardless of what anyone says. They still are even to this day. Not that I listen to them anymore... what ? I DONT

We figured it out a long time ago tho, that up to whatever album was out at that time.. that if you fit that group, and disliked certain types of people.. they didnt write one single solitary song where that type of person didnt get brutally murdered or fucked up in the course a given song.

Also, like i mentioned a while back on here: the last juggalo I knew , stole his BABY'S MOMMA'S factory car radio (im talking like rusted, circa 1987, shitbox type of vehicle here) and split for the ghetto (deeper ghetto).. he had like 2-3 warrants, all stupid shit, one for selling loratabs outside of a bar...got addicted to crack and no one's seen him since. :)

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

Since I just noticed and its worth a mention... these ICP comics appear to be 32 pages full color...all of them

.. so funny... I think the only full color furry comics ever produced where some.. 2 special editions of Albedo from AP back in the early 90's. :lol:

doubtingwolf · Coadjutor Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 84

ICP stands for...?

Infantile Crybaby Pussies

Introverted Cum-filled Pandas

Imbecile Coyote Paw-fetishists

Add your own!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Since I just noticed and its worth a mention... these ICP comics appear to be 32 pages full color...all of them

.. so funny... I think the only full color furry comics ever produced where some.. 2 special editions of Albedo from AP back in the early 90's. :lol:

Well, there's money in ICP, there's no money in furrydumb (or what there is goes to wank material commissions rather than comic books).

BTW I think there were four issues of Albedo in colour... there's also Beatrix no. 1.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I once saw the website of a another furry juggalo featured on PoE. Her fursona was a hyena. Oh wait, found it.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

I just have one abusive thing to add to this... Juggalo Wrestling. As if we needed more of a reason to call them white trash.

Ok, one more thing... anyone ever seen a black juggalo?

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

I just have one abusive thing to add to this... Juggalo Wrestling. As if we needed more of a reason to call them white trash.

I heard these 2 guys, I mean the ICP, were a professional wrestlers once. They also sponsored the Backyard Wrestling videogames, featuring among others a character of Kitana - not this one from MK but a girlfriend of one of them, and also a pr0n star. Or something.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I once saw the website of a another furry juggalo featured on PoE. Her fursona was a hyena. Oh wait, found it.

Actually, it was an ALoD, but I digress. Her Pit Bull flash was great (although the music was awful).

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

I need a cold beer and a loonnnnng week end!OY VEY!

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

http://www.deviantart.com/view/14002501/

I think I just vomited a little bit.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

I heard these 2 guys, I mean the ICP, were a professional wrestlers once. They also sponsored the Backyard Wrestling videogames, featuring among others a character of Kitana - not this one from MK but a girlfriend of one of them, and also a pr0n star. Or something.

If I remember correctly, the only reason they became wrestlers was because they started their own fed. It's pretty sad when even the semi-famous can't get into shitty wrestling feds and have to start their own.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

ICP fans seem like the most brain-dead, personality-free people I've ever met. I think it's taking a pretty big step over the edge of sanity and taste when you start avidly following the musical styles of two men in clown makeup who rap about serial killing and cheap-ass soda.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

I have a theory that every male ICP fan is a repressed homosexual. Or wants to be black. Or both.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

ICP is to freaks what Linkin Park is to whiney loosers.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

I HAVE NEVER LEFT ANY ICP FAN I'VE MET OFF THE SIMPLE REMINDER THAT SOMETIMES ONLY THE TASTE OF MUSIC CAN MAKE YOU A RETARD.

And I intend to keep it that way.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

I have a theory that every male ICP fan is a repressed homosexual.

Hey, not all are repressed.

http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/Bi_Gay_and_Lesbian_Juggalos_and_Juggalettes/

(Already posted once, I know.)

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

THE TASTE OF MUSIC CAN MAKE YOU A RETARD.

And I intend to keep it that way.

What's the name of your band, again? :)

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Im actually surprised that there arn't a shitload more furry juggalos...

Not enough openness to back door man love in ICP lyrics.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

Creature, your avatar is hypnotic and terrifying. I need to stop looking at it, or else I'll see it when I close my eyes.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Creature, your avatar is hypnotic and terrifying. I need to stop looking at it, or else I'll see it when I close my eyes.

It's had the effect on more then one person. It's like of like watching that stupid dancing baby from Alley McBile do the hussle or whatever the hell it was doing.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Creature, your avatar is hypnotic and terrifying. I need to stop looking at it, or else I'll see it when I close my eyes.

You ought to see the video from which it came. Imagine five white guys who have the choregraphical skills of first graders ~~dancing~~ walking and jumping like fools to "Larger Than Life" by The Backstreet Boys because that's precisely what it is. Unfortunately the videos are no longer being hosted on Something Awful.

On a side note, the more Yappy Fox banged on that damn cymbal, the higher rose my urge to strangle him until his cartoony eyes popped out of his head.

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 490

What's the name of your band, again? :)

It sure ain't Insane Clown Posse.

MonicaKitty · Vociferator Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Posts: 663

You ought to see the video from which it came. Imagine five white guys who have the choregraphical skills of first graders ~~dancing~~ walking and jumping like fools to "Larger Than Life" by The Backstreet Boys because that's precisely what it is. Unfortunately the videos are no longer being hosted on Something Awful.

Wow, could they have chosen a more stereotypicaly gay song?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Wow, could they have chosen a more stereotypicaly gay song?

Dragonstei Din Tea.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Wow, could they have chosen a more stereotypicaly gay song?

What? You mean like anything by Wham?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Just stomp on that album if it's glowing red.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

You ought to see the video from which it came. Imagine five white guys who have the choregraphical skills of first graders ~~dancing~~ walking and jumping like fools to "Larger Than Life" by The Backstreet Boys because that's precisely what it is. Unfortunately the videos are no longer being hosted on Something Awful.

It's called DDR. The Japanese Geeks trying to teach American Geeks how to dance Geekily.