Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

Go here and click on the links in the first post.

http://www.mutantsandmasterminds.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=9640

Later

IceCat

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Later

Promise? :)

Superhero Jesus. It's funny and sacrilegious. What's there to hate?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

In order for Jesus to kick Zeus's ass, does not Zeus need to um... exist? Hence ruining the monotheistic ideal.

It's well drawn, but dumb as fuck.

(Although, I think a Christian side in AoM would be neat)

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

That's fucking awesome. But this opens up an entire comic avenue. Jesus needs to go fight ninjas in Japan now and crazy shit like that.

Griphonix · Prattler Joined: 02 Mar 2005 Posts: 165

OMG he is a comic with jasus in it, he is steeling my art! i lawsuit him!

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Ah, Rob Liefeild. The master of anatomy. *smirk*

When I saw page three, I felt disgust. When I saw Jesus kicking the asses of the Greek gods, I wasn't sure what to feel. As a Christian I am amused and completely and utterly confused as to why this was created in the first place as it makes no sense whatsoever.

Either way, my money's on Jesus.

Oh and AP, that might be an idea but there wouldn't be very many creatures one could make besides angels and tetramorphs. Although a resurection God power would be cool.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Oh and AP, that might be an idea but there wouldn't be very many creatures one could make besides angels and tetramorphs. Although a resurection God power would be cool.

I was thinking more along the lines of you could choose to worship Jesus/Yahweh/Satan(as major gods, to fit with the two good one evil theme). Remember that AoM butchered Greek mythology by giving them multiple hydra and whatnot, so a bunch of biblical creatures could be used. It would be neat.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

Oh, I think he found the Jesus that Bush, Ralph and Naylor are following. None of that love crap for gung-ho jesus. Give him pork, guns and beer. Yeehaw, feelings are for queers. Emo jesus got nothing to him.

SonicRecolor · Qualificator Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 3

Kind of funny, but South Park did it first and did it better.

PetteriB · Qualificator Joined: 08 Oct 2003 Posts: 12

Oh, I think he found the Jesus that Bush, Ralph and Naylor are following. None of that love crap for gung-ho jesus. Give him pork, guns and beer. Yeehaw, feelings are for queers. Emo jesus got nothing to him.

21st Century Digital Boy · Venter Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 202

That's fucking awesome. But this opens up an entire comic avenue. Jesus needs to go fight ninjas in Japan now and crazy shit like that.

And lesbian vampires. Don't forget the lesbian vampires.

V3Ng3 · Rasophore Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 56

This has got to be the best thing since the Slave Pit Funnies. Jesus has that Batman kind of feel to him, kind of like a "Oh man, Jeus is totally going to kill you, but he wont, because hes a good guy, I think, probably" sort of thing.

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

So this is the asskicking Jesus Jerry Falwell was talking about.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

shotgun jesus is my background now ;<

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 311

Speaking of Leifeild, did anyone catch his take on Teen Titans?

http://www.robliefeld.net/teentitans.htm

Take a look at Cassie:

Fucker's trying to out-doodle Doug Winger.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

That's ... scary.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

That's ... scary.

Naaa, finding blood in your urine is scary. Finding the beast K.A.K. in your bed is scary.

That's just pretty much Rob being Rob.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

Well, looks like the SuperJesus fought Olympus to extinction... Hey Allah, you're next, you pagan moon god, you!

Liefeild and a people like him are the No1 reason why I hate the US comic book industry. Mega-stupid shit about overmuscled superheroes (hey, I liked Burton's Batman movies, okay?).

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

(hey, I liked Burton's Batman movies, okay?).

I agreed with you up 'till here... then I realized, it's comics. Designed for, and by, prepubescents.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

If ya SMEEEEEEEEE-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LOW... What the CHRIST.... Is COOKIN'!

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

Actually Dave Sims is way worse than Rob Liefield at leat behavior wise. Smart guy but bat-shit insane.