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Tailgunner
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Posted: 5/15/2005 5:01:39 AM     Post subject: Drunken thought for tonight.  

Male nipples.

Does God intend for men to have breasts someday? If so, I would never stop playing with them, nor have a need to leave the house.

Discuss and good night.
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Banrai
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Posted: 5/15/2005 5:05:44 AM     Post subject:  

I have never understood teh male fascination with breasts. I mean. They're lumps of FAT. I have DDs and.. well, I hate them and want to get a reduction.

hrr
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 5/15/2005 5:19:55 AM     Post subject:  

We're all female for a short period in the womb. Males have nipples and an underdeveloped uterus.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 5:39:58 AM     Post subject:  

Well ... men sometimes have breasts, but if you do, then it's most likely because you've eating too much fast food and not excercising enough. Some men even get a kick out of playing with their own nipples. Men can even lactate if their nipples are given enough stimulation. :shock:

I'm like breasts because ... well, I'm a guy.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 5:42:36 AM     Post subject:  

We're all female for a short period in the womb. Males have nipples and an underdeveloped uterus.

I'd say we're more androgynous beings. There's a moment when we've got a half-male-half female organ. I'd say it's a moment of 'indecision', hence the nipples.

Then, as normal development continues, the genitalia is moulded with male or female characteristics. There are more changes on males, and fewer changes in females, true, but I guess changes apply to both sexes.

If the fetus is male, the inner folds and the clitoris rip apart from the skin to form the penis and the vaginal orifice is soldered and the outer folds displace down to receive the gonads, among some other changes.

If the fetus is female, the inner folds and the clitoris lean closer to the body and hide inside the body, since on the 'androgynous' state those bits peek out much more noticeabily than in females. And the outer folds swell to wrap around the whole set.

The nipples we males have is more a memory of a remote time when we were androgynous, rahter than females. At least, that's my theory. Still, the process is almost magic.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 9:00:18 AM     Post subject:  

The nipples we males have is more a memory of a remote time when we were androgynous, rahter than females. At least, that's my theory. Still, the process is almost magic.


I support this theory, however, I suspect that there will soon be a hypothesis that due to plants lacking nipples, this is the reason why they ravage so many EWS/TDK creations. Confirm/Deny?
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Posted: 5/15/2005 9:25:06 AM     Post subject:  



This guy doesn't have nipples, and look at his accomplishments in spite of it!

Then again, if I were missing certain other parts of my anatomy I'd also go on a killin' spree.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 1:17:28 PM     Post subject:  

We're all female for a short period in the womb. Males have nipples and an underdeveloped uterus.

I'd say we're more androgynous beings. There's a moment when we've got a half-male-half female organ. I'd say it's a moment of 'indecision', hence the nipples.


Well, it's not indecision, as your sex is decided at the moment of conception. Even before that, if you want to be technical. The sperm of the father decides the sex of the child.

Also, no mammals were truly androgynous. Sexual division occurred long, long before mammaries even existed. The reason men have nipples is because the genes in our bodies use the same basic template for a male body as a female body, they just take it a step further, which is essentially what estrugo said. We have nipples because they're not harmful enough to be selected against.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 1:22:00 PM     Post subject:  

Nipples on men are purely for decoration and symmatry. They have no use. I think God should have made them something useful, like make them shoot lazers or make them horns so men can ram each other in dominance rituals.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 1:30:22 PM     Post subject:  



Well, it's not indecision, as your sex is decided at the moment of conception. Even before that, if you want to be technical. The sperm of the father decides the sex of the child.


Yes, I know, but the sexual characteristics don't trigger until a certain moment of fetal development, around the 6th week if I'm not wrong. There was a moment when males and females were identical: lots of female characteristics and some male attributres, too. This is what I meant when I said "remote moment (in our lives) when we were androgynous.

Ocasionally, mostly due to genetic problems, the development of the sexual organs may stop dead on the 'androgynous' point, and thus the sexual organs keep their androgynous state througout the rest of the patient's life. This is called hermafrodithism, and, truth be told, it's not as sexy or cool as furry artists tend to think.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 1:31:45 PM     Post subject:  

I wouldn't expect it to be. Ew, fetuspenis.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 1:35:15 PM     Post subject:  

Eeeeeoooo, I could have happily went all weekend without fetus genitals invading my mind.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 2:53:48 PM     Post subject:  

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Posted: 5/15/2005 3:22:39 PM     Post subject:  

I have never understood teh male fascination with breasts. I mean. They're lumps of FAT. I have DDs and.. well, I hate them and want to get a reduction.

hrr


That's okay, I have never understoof female fascination with Dicks. (I like my own, though. He's a fine little fellow.)

Also: POST PIX PLZ (if ur not fugly).
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Posted: 5/15/2005 6:05:46 PM     Post subject:  

Nipples on men are purely for decoration and symmatry. They have no use. I think God should have made them something useful, like make them shoot lazers or make them horns so men can ram each other in dominance rituals.

Male nipples have some use ... I don't know about lasers, but if memory serves me correct, Really Really Big Man from Rocko's Modern Life could make men see the error of their ways by putting his nipples on their eyes.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 6:13:17 PM     Post subject:  

I have never understood teh male fascination with breasts. I mean. They're lumps of FAT. I have DDs and.. well, I hate them and want to get a reduction.

hrr


That's okay, I have never understoof female fascination with Dicks. (I like my own, though. He's a fine little fellow.)

Also: POST PIX PLZ (if ur not fugly).


Haha fat, and fugly. That's me. :)

Sadly, I do not have grapefruits.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A MELLON INSTEAD?
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Posted: 5/15/2005 6:19:56 PM     Post subject:  


http://twilightcollective.furrynet.com/photos%20and%20junk/pics/riight.JPG
Haha fat, and fugly. That's me. :)
Sadly, I do not have grapefruits.

Awwww. I think you look cute. And that's a nice pose, too. But you'd look better if you smiled a little bit. :>
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Posted: 5/15/2005 7:30:00 PM     Post subject:  

That's okay, I have never understoof female fascination with Dicks. (I like my own, though. He's a fine little fellow.)

Also: POST PIX PLZ (if ur not fugly).


Her point is that breasts are not needed for sex. A better parallel would be the female fascination with male butts, or vise versa.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 8:22:05 PM     Post subject:  

Anything that is lower than an A is too small and anything higher than a C is too big. This is my preference. That is all.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 8:41:25 PM     Post subject:  

Nipples on men are purely for decoration and symmatry. They have no use. I think God should have made them something useful, like make them shoot lazers or make them horns so men can ram each other in dominance rituals.

Male nipples have some use ... I don't know about lasers, but if memory serves me correct, Really Really Big Man from Rocko's Modern Life could make men see the error of their ways by putting his nipples on their eyes.


Actually, it gave them the ability to see into the future.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 10:03:18 PM     Post subject:  

Nipples on men are purely for decoration and symmatry. They have no use. I think God should have made them something useful, like make them shoot lazers or make them horns so men can ram each other in dominance rituals.

Male nipples have some use ... I don't know about lasers, but if memory serves me correct, Really Really Big Man from Rocko's Modern Life could make men see the error of their ways by putting his nipples on their eyes.

Actually, it gave them the ability to see into the future.

That's what it was. It's been too long since I've seen that show and Nickelodeon always drops their best shows.
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Posted: 5/15/2005 10:27:36 PM     Post subject:  

Awwww. I think you look cute. And that's a nice pose, too. But you'd look better if you smiled a little bit. :>


She's a married woman, Miguel! Take your wooing elsewheres! >:O
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