Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Heres a little peek about what Im like when Im out with a friend
I was dancing ontop of my junkyard pimpmobile and singing "I Love Dog Cock" Outloud in a crowded parking garage.

I then got on the roof and struck a centerfold pose with my arm loosely draping over a leg and I did the "BOB from Enzyte" thing with the big goofy smile and the frozen wave and made a lady almost run into a parked car because she was laughing so hard. And my new friend was cracking up.

Then we went to the old bowling alley that is now a bookstore and coffee shop. And we got a bunch of NUDE art and photography books and made all kinds of gay and totally uncensored and constructive comments. Like one dude had the mr. clean muscles and was like 60 years old and we both were saying how friggin sexy he was!

This is just the short version... I know I am fun around others even though from the looks of my journal Im always depressed... you know why??? Because I hate being alone! I love hanging out with anyone that thinks with a like mind.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/axlefurret/82250.html

:(

Alright, now your asking to die. I am a Husky breeder and sled dog racer and you just totally insulted me and my brother who is a champion dog sled racer. You Mother fucker, how DARE you say that about the racers and about the dogs. But it's only you who would think soemthing so bloody sick! You give Furs a bad fucking name. Next time I transform and I am near you, stay indoors I will kill you for that disgusting comment.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/gammagray/12876.html

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Score (0). Voted: Pointless.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Well, hey! Lock it up, then!

Oh, nevermind.. :wink:

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 560

I think I have to agree with Ranky.

WTF.

However the transform comment made me grin, so three points to Hufflepuff.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I'm banned from Axle Furret's LJ for telling him he handles trolls like a fucktard.

Oh well, let him be the next Tigerfox (or is it Tigerwolf... you know, the self cleaning anuses guy)

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Are there any sane people on Livejournal?

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Besides me, no.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Are there any sane people on Livejournal?

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=wearecyd
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=vcl_horrors

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

http://www.livejournal.com/users/notocyd/ :lol:

Genghis · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 322

http://www.livejournal.com/users/notocyd/ :lol:

Aahahahahhaa, I'm mitch apparently.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

I just realized, that was written 3 days ago.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

http://www.livejournal.com/users/notocyd/ :lol:

Great. Now Mitch is the reason behind PortalOfFurry, too? Fuck him. He's getting too big for his britches.

I just realized, that was written 3 days ago.

Right about when Compu banned Hirtes..

Genghis · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 322

Actually, they way they said it makes me sound somehow sinister, as is invoking my name is some sort of minor scandal. Am I famous or something?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Actually, they way they said it makes me sound somehow sinister, as is invoking my name is some sort of minor scandal. Am I famous or something?

Yeah. You're the shitty CYD artist who doesn't use poop as props. :wink:

YOU'RE ALSO FROM YUROP, THEREFOR U == MITCH!

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Oh my, that's depressing. Next they'll claim he's secretly Lowtax.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

But how do we know he isn't? :eek

Genghis · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 322

We are all lowtax.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Oh, right. I forgot for a second.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I just realized, that was written 3 days ago.

Right about when Compu banned Hirtes..

Michael Hirtes was banned? Whoa. When did this happen and why? Did he sic Mah Freen Amy on Compy?

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

I just realized, that was written 3 days ago.

Right about when Compu banned Hirtes..

Interesting thought, but the notocyd livejournal dates the 13th, and Hirtes was banned on the 15th.

Oh and look mum, I'm Lowtax. Whee.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Michael Hirtes was banned? Whoa. When did this happen and why? Did he sic Mah Freen Amy on Compy?

After being a fuckhead who pushes buttons for ages and ages and ages, eventually you do get banned. I know. ;

Right about when Compu banned Hirtes..

Interesting thought, but the notocyd livejournal dates the 13th, and Hirtes was banned on the 15th.

Oh and look mum, I'm Lowtax. Whee.

Mikie doesn't hang out on PoE, so it's obviously not him, no. I was just trying to parallel the time frame. 'sall I got.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Mikie doesn't hang out on PoE, so it's obviously not him, no. I was just trying to parallel the time frame. 'sall I got.

Most likely it's some no-name furry loser who wants to take a cheap shot at TEH EBIL HATE SITE admin. Funny it went up Friday the 13th.

Speaking of cheap shots:

Next time I transform and I am near you, stay indoors I will kill you for that disgusting comment.

Now there's a threat to be taken seriously. Can you imagine the emergency call?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1659

Most likely it's some no-name furry loser who wants to take a cheap shot at TEH EBIL HATE SITE admin. Funny it went up Friday the 13th.

Eh. It could have been Saturday the 14th, though - and their time zone is set wrong. :o :shock:

Now there's a threat to be taken seriously. Can you imagine the emergency call?

"Some fat guy with cheeto-stained hands decided that he was a tiger due to the orange on his grubby mits. He hissed at me, lept, and collapsed into a wheezing pile. I'd suggest you send the medics, but I'm afraid he might live!"

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

911 Emergency Lady: "This is 911 emergency service, what's your emergency?"
Caller: "There's this guy, this, this WEREWOLF, I don't know, and he's tearin' shit up, man, he's TEARIN' SHIT UP!"
"...Werewolf?"
"Yeah, some guy made a comment about dogfucking or something and this guy went nuts and trasnformed!"
"Sir, have you ingested any hallucinogenic drugs recently?"
"Yeah, but just some mushrooms, but why you askin' me about this, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS--"
Caller's Friend: "Sorry, ma'am, there's no werewolf here. There's just some nerd throwing a hissy fit and tossing his jars of dog urine at us, but it's nothing we can't handle. Sorry for bothering you."

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

http://www.livejournal.com/users/notocyd/ :lol:

I'm not even compelled to comment in that, and that's saying much considering my LJ whoredom.

It is fun to play "Name that Furry" when these things come up. Any ideas who's behind this?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

http://www.livejournal.com/users/notocyd/ :lol:

I'm not even compelled to comment in that, and that's saying much considering my LJ whoredom.

It is fun to play "Name that Furry" when these things come up. Any ideas who's behind this?

My guess would go with that sad, poor shmuck who tried to defend Quozl awhile back.

Dr. Mojo · Vociferator Joined: 19 Feb 2005 Posts: 399

Why is the lesbian the one who's there for the art?

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

http://www.livejournal.com/users/notocyd/ :lol:
Aahahahahhaa, I'm mitch apparently.

Well if you're not Mitch then WHO IS THE REAL MITCH?

I mean, we can't all be Mitch. :(

Or can we?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Actually, this guy does have the right idea in that attacking CYD and attacking Mitch is one in the same. Since Mitch screens articles and does with the site as he sees fit. Save for the forum, CYD and Mitch's offical opinion are one in the same.

So if he has a beef with CYD (apart from the forum) he's correct in having a beef with Mitch. It's still not an excuse for his rampant conspiracy theories invloving our poor Administrator, but I can't fault a broken clock for the two times a day when it's right.

Why is the lesbian the one who's there for the art?

Wrong thread.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

I heard from Mitch he has an evil twin... OR WAS HE MITCH?

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

Uh, so if Mitch Ok's an article it automatically means that becomes his official opinion? Nice logic there, buddy.

Gargoyle · Vociferator Joined: 04 Sep 2004 Posts: 455

We are all lowtax.

Resistance is futile.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Uh, so if Mitch Ok's an article it automatically means that becomes his official opinion? Nice logic there, buddy.

You're putting words in my mouth and frankensteining a thesis I did not make.

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 658

http://www.livejournal.com/users/notocyd/ :lol:

I'm not even compelled to comment in that, and that's saying much considering my LJ whoredom.

It is fun to play "Name that Furry" when these things come up. Any ideas who's behind this?

My guess would go with that sad, poor shmuck who tried to defend Quozl awhile back.

Yeah, my money's on ReservoirDogy as well.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

Uh, so if Mitch Ok's an article it automatically means that becomes his official opinion? Nice logic there, buddy.

You're putting words in my mouth and frankensteining a thesis I did not make.

Actually, this guy does have the right idea in that attacking CYD and attacking Mitch is one in the same. Since Mitch screens articles and does with the site as he sees fit. Save for the forum, CYD and Mitch's offical opinion are one in the same.

What exactly did you mean by that part if you didn't mean what Moogle said? I can understand thinking that Mitch oversees that articles are alright, but it's not like he's making them himself.

On that note, has he ever done any of the Articles? Most of the stuff I've seen was done by either Compu or TNM.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

What exactly did you mean by that part if you didn't mean what Moogle said? I can understand thinking that Mitch oversees that articles are alright, but it's not like he's making them himself.

I mean this guy could be just that much more pathetic if he was claiming that, say, Hirtes was controlling all of CYD and was responsible for all the furry hate and whatnot. The guy is still humorously incorrect, but you have to give him dibs on at least attempting to interpret the site's FAQ.