Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

Yes, porn is that magic word that makes everyone a fag. This and other useful facts can be learned in this blast from the past. Just look at furries, surely they werent like this right from birth? Look out! The Japanese octopus is molesting America. Notice the happy prancing nude young boys who are homosexuals choice prey. Beware of beastiality for if a donkey is in the background while you're being photographed you're a dog humper.

If you were warned too late fear not for the love in action is here. With this kind of dedication how can they fail:

"I would rather you commit suicide than have you leave Love In Action wanting to return to the gay lifestyle. In a physical death you could still have a spiritual resurrection; whereas, returning to homosexuality you are yielding yourself to a spiritual death from which there is no recovery."

Ha Ha, right you are Mr. LIA. Enroll today and get to enjoy the thrills of having your identity destroyed. I'm looking at you Angrypuritan.

Sleep safe dear Judeo-Christian America, sleep safe.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Ha Ha, right you are Mr. LIA. Enroll today and get to enjoy the thrills of having your identity destroyed. I'm looking at you Angrypuritan.

I just read this on a furry LJ, actually.

It seems they care about gay rights near exclusively, and ignore racial, gender or other rights matters around the world.

Now why are you looking at me for this? The name is semi-sarcastic.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

I <3 a certain gay wolf, but I best not get into that. Unless you lot want me to post the logs for mocking value...

I'm still waiting for those logs mister. :)

It seems they care about gay rights near exclusively, and ignore racial, gender or other rights matters around the world.

Who? The writers of that article? Didin't look closer as it just went great with the video and the homepage provided more chuckles. Consider that just as an aftertought.

Edit: I have no agenda, the video and the article just made me laugh. I hope you at least got a chuckle.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

You, my Third Reich Two-Tailed friend have stumbled onto two kinds of funny.

This film is no news to me as I downloaded this along with part two from Archive.org awhile back along with some classic commercials and videos about safety in the event of the explosion of an atomic bomb. The film has so many ironies it's hilarious. Gotta love the theory that exposure to a pin-up with a goat in the background will make you a zoophile. "Smut is evil and it most often ends up the hands of our children. Here take a look at all this smut. Oh, how disgusting! How respulsive! *fifteen minutes later* How perverted!"

The second link is both sad and funny. Look at their rules! No hugging, no journaling, no Beethoven or Bach (I like Chopin and Mozart better anyway), no Ambercombie & Fitch or Calvin Klein (why those brands and not Tommy Hilfiger/Gap/etc., I want to know), you may not sleep with the door closed, you may not go to public restrooms without parent suprivision, you're are allowed a one-time 15-minute maximum closed bathroom door time for shower/grooming purposes.

I'm interested to find out what is considered "mascoting". Is this some sort of anti-furry lifestyling policy? I suppose such a regulation wouldn't be without basis because you know how the furry fandom is mostly gay and our youth are turning gay from yiff.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I <3 a certain gay wolf, but I best not get into that. Unless you lot want me to post the logs for mocking value...

I'm still waiting for those logs mister. :)

It's nothing really, just a lot of buttsechs and cliches. Oh, but I will get you the logs eventually. :wink: It's like a fucking novel.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 139

Something sounds weally scwewy about this Puritan. Oh, dat scwewy fox! Just when you thought it was safe to wog on.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

Of all the shorts Mystery Science Theater ran, why not this one? :(

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 139

But would it be short enough for Mystery Science Theater to run?

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Oh man, i can only imagine how much hot gay/lesbian sex goes on in that place every night, taking your gay kid there is like dropping off r kelly at a young girls after school support group for incontinents.

Seriously, i had heard of these types of places but after reading those rules that shit is twisted! I would absolutely NEVER speak to my parents again if they made me go to that place. But of course i'm not gay :D

I'm positive i'm not gay :)

Pretty sure, not gay :?

I think i might be gay :cry:

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 139

Oh man, i can only imagine how much hot gay/lesbian sex goes on in that place every night, taking your gay kid there is like dropping off r kelly at a young girls after school support group for incontinents.

Dont take this the wrong way, but it Cant be too different than what goes on at the neverland ranch, and yes, I know Micheal's verdict was innocent.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

micheal is innocent, for all the good that guy has done it's too bad he so easily puts himself in situations where he gets taken advantage of.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I think i might be gay :cry:

Wanna yiff? :wink:

And Wacko Jacko is just as innocent as "the glove doesn't fit" Juice.

Iconoclastic · Vociferator Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 338

My theory is both parties are guilty. What kind of fucked up parent would let their child sleep with Michael after the first controversy happened? Michael loves little boys as much as their parents love extortion.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

I think i might be gay :cry:

Wanna yiff? :wink:

I must ask you to never, ever fucking say that again please. The imagery floating around in my head is sickening.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

I think i might be gay :cry:

Wanna yiff? :wink:

Careful, I think he's really a 20-something girl pretending to be a small boy.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

"Careful, I think he's really a 20-something girl pretending to be a small boy."

Oh noes! The veil has been lifted!

"wanna yiff?"
I was kidding, i'm seriously not gay

:wink:

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

The inclusion of the winking emoticon isn't really convincing me that you're not gay.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

You tease, i looked at the url(i've stated doing that since i began lurking here), and i was hoping for some hot anthro spider stud.