Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Apologies for the title.

Sometimes, life just gives these to you.

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

Somewhere, someplace, some crazy furry fetishist is thinking of a way to jerk off to it.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

Coolest puppy ever. I want one.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

Did the guy who found the puppy immediately start counting penises? I think I'd have been too busy being amazed at the six legs to notice or care if the poor dog had any other extra equipment. Maybe I'm just not a dog person.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

It's ugly and cute at the same time. Makes heart hurt to think about it. I hope the little bugger has a good home now with them.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

Aw, it's sweet.

This story simultaneously warms the cockles of my heart and the heartles of my cock.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

Somewhere, someplace, some crazy furry fetishist is thinking of a way to jerk off to it.

Just wonderful image, too. They couldn't just hold the dog normally, or maybe show him standing on his own. "Here's a six legged puppy! And he's got extra equipment! Here, look for yourself!"

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

As long as they keep anyone wearing a fake tail or fluffy ears away from it.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

That is a cute puppy. Good find. Is god a furvert perhaps? Reminds me of thread where we decided that god loves all the little babyfurs. Apparently he loves the multifurs too. Kelly Price (i think that's the...person that draws all the buff 6 limbed furs) is going strait through the pearly gates.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

When I looked at the picture I immeadetly tought Bernard Doove. Still lacks a vagina and knockers tough. :lol: Natures chakat is on it's way and it wears cute puppy eyes.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Kelly Price (i think that's the...person that draws all the buff 6 limbed furs) is going strait through the pearly gates.

God didn't bother adding error-checking to His code exchange routines. All that quality Malaysian heavy crude in the air, who'd have guessed? Price is gonna be chuckled about briefly once Saint Peter passes around some photos, then quietly stuffed in a distant corner and forgotten about along with God's other 'oops, well fuck me' lapses of judgement.

Sorta like the puppy. I wonder if their temples are looking for any human freaks of nature... (We call him Lucky Pasty Fat White Boy. Give him a stick, see what he draws in the dust!)

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Awww he's so cute! but I can imagine how hard it must be to housebreak him :lol:

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

Kelly Price

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/

I went and looked who the hell is he... what a winner. We don't seem to have a thread on him, just another boring furry freak? He's even got a freaky internet comic. Come now, furry is a big incestous family share the dirt.

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

We don't seem to have a thread on him, just another boring furry freak?

As I'd mentioned in a separate thread, I believe Price is the guy (gal? thing?) that's responsible for KeenSpace. Boring? Yes. Scary to look at? Yes. HUGE ego? Yes.

...wow, sounds like EWS. :o

EDIT: Or at least, he claims to be responsible for it.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

For some reason, I feel like singing the title to the tune of "Purple People Eater."

V3Ng3 · Rasophore Joined: 02 May 2005 Posts: 56

That is the coolest dog ever, I bet it can do all sorts of neat things.

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 152

EDIT: Or at least, he claims to be responsible for it.

He is one of a group that more or less runs Keenspace, because nobody in keenSPOT can't give a flying fuck about it now. Gav (one of the Spot heads) just let him have it after building the servers up and shit because he was far too busy keeping the spot running (the spot makes money, the space just makes work). While he's almost universally hated by everyone, nobody else is stupid enough to take on the stupidly large job of keeping Space running because the pay is crap and unless you're insane (which Kelly clearly is) there's no job satisfaction running around after the screeching retards on Space.

Back on topic: That puppy is mental! I wonder if it can use (or at least move) it's extra limbs or if they are useless.

EDIT: Does anyone else find naming a dog with two dicks "Lucky" very funny?

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

EDIT: Does anyone else find naming a dog with two dicks "Lucky" very funny?

Definite amusement points. Especially given that "Richard" and "Handy" would be too overdone.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

That is the coolest dog ever, I bet it can do all sorts of neat things.

Like what, cartwheels?

For some reason, I feel like singing the title to the tune of "Purple People Eater."

By the way, I wrote a song just for you!

It was a six-legged, two-cocked, nonmorphic puppy doggie
six-legged, two cocked, nonmorphic puppy doggie
A six-legged, two-cocked, nonmorphic puppy doggie
Sure looks strange to me - six legs?

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 534

Kelly Price

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/

I went and looked who the hell is he... what a winner. We don't seem to have a thread on him, just another boring furry freak? He's even got a freaky internet comic. Come now, furry is a big incestous family share the dirt.

Tsk. Been there, done that.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

Kelly Price

http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Kelly-Price/

I went and looked who the hell is he... what a winner. We don't seem to have a thread on him, just another boring furry freak? He's even got a freaky internet comic. Come now, furry is a big incestous family share the dirt.

Tsk. Been there, done that.
http://www.wintervision.com/~miguel/9x1/spamiscool.jpg

Routers choose the ~~best~~ worst times to go out. Lost the post and all. Cut short, is it a bad thing that I'm so jaded, that the most offensive bit is that the anatomy is all wrong?

The muscles are misplaced, the shoulders dislocated, and the posture and build do nothing to support the chest.

Damn furries can't even get bad porn right.

Also: The worst is that they're unable to see how bad it is. "Look at my macro hermtaur!" "Ugh. Looks like someone walloped it with the entire ugly tree." "Here's my commissions page, and don't steal my art! It's all copyright me!"

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

I think it would be pretty cool to have a freak pet. You know, as long as it was healthy and everything and didnt have any problems because of its deformity (for its own sake, not mine or whoever). I don't think an animal would really care if it had extra legs and whatnot as long as it could move around ok and was 'used to it'.

I'd tell visitors and guests that the groundwater at the house is contaminated with uranium isotopes and all that..after serving drinks or something - alluding that i have a hideously deformed monster child kept locked in the basement or attic. :lol:

21st Century Digital Boy · Venter Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 202

You know, if Deuce hadn't just died, the two of them could have been the most colossal team-up of cute lovecraftian horrers ever.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

You know, if Deuce hadn't just died, the two of them could have been the most colossal team-up of cute lovecraftian horrers ever.

That would make a great children's book.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

You know, if Deuce hadn't just died, the two of them could have been the most colossal team-up of cute lovecraftian horrers ever.

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0309/4268187_200X150.jpg

That would make a great children's book.

I know you're joking, but that would seriously rock. I dunno if it would be more something old-school Dr. Seuss or 'Little Train that could'. Could even call the puppy 'Scamper.'

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1192

You know, if Deuce hadn't just died, the two of them could have been the most colossal team-up of cute lovecraftian horrers ever.

I never heard of Duece, that sucks it died

...however, I heard about this other one in Oregon, off of A.F.F, Gemini

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=856663

They are saying the same thing as with Duece, they think its going to be ok -- if it survives, they might have to do some minor surgery on its face to get rid of extra tissue, other than that it seems healthy ..

Is it one brain controlling two faces? Or two, two, two cats in one? ... weird to think about.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

You know, if Deuce hadn't just died, the two of them could have been the most colossal team-up of cute lovecraftian horrers ever.

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0309/4268187_200X150.jpg

That would make a great children's book.

I know you're joking, but that would seriously rock. I dunno if it would be more something old-school Dr. Seuss or 'Little Train that could'. Could even call the puppy 'Scamper.'

Someone totally has to write that.

You know, if Deuce hadn't just died, the two of them could have been the most colossal team-up of cute lovecraftian horrers ever.

I never heard of Duece, that sucks it died

...however, I heard about this other one in Oregon, off of A.F.F, Gemini

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=856663

They are saying the same thing as with Duece, they think its going to be ok -- if it survives, they might have to do some minor surgery on its face to get rid of extra tissue, other than that it seems healthy ..

Is it one brain controlling two faces? Or two, two, two cats in one? ... weird to think about.

Awww!!!!!!!

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

You know, if Deuce hadn't just died, the two of them could have been the most colossal team-up of cute lovecraftian horrers ever.

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0309/4268187_200X150.jpg

That would make a great children's book.

I know you're joking, but that would seriously rock. I dunno if it would be more something old-school Dr. Seuss or 'Little Train that could'. Could even call the puppy 'Scamper.'

Someone totally has to write that.

Actually, the more I think about it, the more it'd have to be in a Dr. Seuss style. No chance in that happening, since his estate is determined to ruin any sense of joy we had in his works, but...

You know, if Deuce hadn't just died, the two of them could have been the most colossal team-up of cute lovecraftian horrers ever.

I never heard of Duece, that sucks it died

...however, I heard about this other one in Oregon, off of A.F.F, Gemini

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=856663

They are saying the same thing as with Duece, they think its going to be ok -- if it survives, they might have to do some minor surgery on its face to get rid of extra tissue, other than that it seems healthy ..

Is it one brain controlling two faces? Or two, two, two cats in one? ... weird to think about.

Awww!!!!!!!

That kitten rocks. It's like the scenes in the Matrix where Agent Smith takes over people. The cat's morphing into Agent Fluffy.

Mister Anderson. So we meet in this litter box again...