The people that sign this petition are secretly signing themselves up for 'cultural cleansing.'

Didn't we have a thread about this before?

The people that sign this petition are secretly signing themselves up for 'cultural cleansing.'

Didn't we have a thread about this before?

I woulden't know, I'm kinda of a newbie here..

Well, I couldn't find anything when I searched. Deja vu, I guess.

Seriously, furries need to learn to just be a fandom and stop rubbing their shit in everyone else's face already.

Furry words are horrible.

Furry words are horrible.

Furry words are horrible.

Furry words are horrible.

Furry words are horrible.

I say give me two mintues and I'll make a better word for furry sex.


"Skitterdoodle"

There and it's even less stupid than Yiff. I swear I think what these kids need is some Russian grandman who'll beat the shit out of them.

The next step is to get the word 'Fursecution" in there, I bet.

"Skitterdoodle"

"Skitterdoodle"

Not furry enough. It's still a good word for sex. I like it.

"Skitterdoodle"

Not furry enough. It's still a good word for sex. I like it.

I like the word, but it keeps sounding like the name of a small chocolate candy. Put right between the M&Ms and Smarties are bags of Skitterdoodles.

"Skitterdoodle"

Not furry enough. It's still a good word for sex. I like it.

I like the word, but it keeps sounding like the name of a small chocolate candy. Put right between the M&Ms and Smarties are bags of Skitterdoodles.

I was thinking it sounded a bit like a snickerdoodle but with skittles.

The people that sign this petition are secretly signing themselves up for 'cultural cleansing.'

Didn't we have a thread about this before?

"Skitterdoodle"

Not furry enough. It's still a good word for sex. I like it.

I like the word, but it keeps sounding like the name of a small chocolate candy. Put right between the M&Ms and Smarties are bags of Skitterdoodles.

I was thinking it sounded a bit like a snickerdoodle but with skittles.

Yeah! That's what it is! Man, I could go for some Skitterdoodles right about now.

"Skitterdoodle"

Not furry enough. It's still a good word for sex. I like it.

I like the word, but it keeps sounding like the name of a small chocolate candy. Put right between the M&Ms and Smarties are bags of Skitterdoodles.

I was thinking it sounded a bit like a snickerdoodle but with skittles.

Yeah! That's what it is! Man, I could go for some Skitterdoodles right about now.

THIS IS STOOPED

You've got to edmit it's less stupid than Yiff. I mean who the fuck came up with that word?

I'm guessing the same hambeast who came up with the term "Murrr" as an anything-that-isn't-a-cat alternative to "Purrr

Isn't there an article on 'furryspeak', and all the stupid words created within the fandumb?

While we're at it, what the everloving fuck does "glomp" mean? It's been popping up in the *asterix roleplaying* crowd more and more lately and sounds vaguely obscene.

While we're at it, what the everloving fuck does "glomp" mean? It's been popping up in the *asterix roleplaying* crowd more and more lately and sounds vaguely obscene.

smurgle

While we're at it, what the everloving fuck does "glomp" mean? It's been popping up in the *asterix roleplaying* crowd more and more lately and sounds vaguely obscene.

Glomp: (verb)
(1) To cling to, often in a flirtatious or fondling way
"He glomped onto the vixen's ample bosom."
(2) To grab overzealosly.
"Guest1 glomps onto Guest2. "OMG I M SO GLAD 2 C U!""

My favorite overused/misunderstood muck-related verb is 'smurgle' :D

Bahaha! Nice one, Computolio.
(Damnit, I keep trying to read your name as Comptulio, which reminds me of an episode of Invader Zim. Bah.)

At any rate, the term 'smurgle' refers to the kneading action performed by babyfurs* baby mammals to induce the release of milk from their mother's nipple.

What amuses me most about that term is that the 'veteran' crowd on a muck I used to hang out on all knew what it meant; yet they had to use teh powar of teh intarnets to look up common slang terms for sex and female anatomy. (Were you there for that, TheBobSays?)


*As if a babyfur would ever go -near- an actual female nipple. Or have one presented to them.

At any rate, the term 'smurgle' refers to the kneading action performed by babyfurs* baby mammals to induce the release of milk from their mother's nipple.

At any rate, the term 'smurgle' refers to the kneading action performed by babyfurs* baby mammals to induce the release of milk from their mother's nipple.

Why don't you pop your tit-tee out his mouth, and stop babying him!

The one that annoys me the most is how furries have to furritize geek words and internet stuff. Best example is 'TinySex'. WTF? "CyberSex" just doesn't sound stupid enough to a furry I guess, and after all, in furry logic twenty typefuck sessions equate to a real like woman/ass, no?

Reaons why "Yiff" and other "Fur Words" should not be considered actual words.

1. Yiff??? what is that? A foreign car?

2. Did I leave the stove on?

3. WHy am I in my pajamas?

I like 'asscat.'

And who the fuck made up the word 'asshat?'

I like 'asscat.'

And who the fuck made up the word 'asshat?'

...using 'whelpday' instead of 'birthday'.

...using 'whelpday' instead of 'birthday'.

Don't forget the draconic otherkin 'Hatchday'

I refuse to believe that this word exists.

But then, dragons are especially retarded. Dragons are like the furries of furries.

I refuse to believe that this word exists.

But then, dragons are especially retarded. Dragons are like the furries of furries.

Once in a blue moon you'll even run into a reasonably well-adjusted fox, but I have yet to meet a dragon who didn't immediately start ratcheting up the creepy once you had his confidence. Maybe it's just something about the mindset that leads one to identify with strictly mythical creatures.

all mythical creature-types are nucking futs.

dragonkin and werekin are nucking futs.

Once in a blue moon you'll even run into a reasonably well-adjusted fox

Being called an asshole or a murrhole, which is more of an insult?

To be honest, it's not the fact that they're mythical that attracts the nuts - it's the fact that they're perceived as powerful. I mean, let's face it, ignoring the whole furry/otherkin angle, dragons are fucking awesome, in the same way that tyrannosaurs in F-14s are awesome.
Unicorns and pixies and whateverthefuck else just don't have the same presence as the good ol' dragon. It's the same reason why you see a lot of fucked up griffins as well. And if you see a minotaur, don't even bother.

After all, if you need to pick an alter-ego before you'll feel better about yourself, you're not going to pick something crap like a brownie, are you?