Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

How cute!

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

Neko-Train ^___________________________^

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Ahahahahaha. It is rather cute.

Nekomimi mode!

...nyo.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Japan fails to surprise me. This is how I assumed their trains already looked.

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

The next model will include spiky hair that will reach 3 stories high.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Every time I discover something new about Japan, I lean a bit more to the train of thought that Truman dropped too few bombs on them.

Heroiini · Prattler Joined: 07 May 2005 Posts: 135

Japan fails to surprise me. This is how I assumed their trains already looked.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

I'm pretty sure that's Photoshopped, but I honestly would not be surprised if you were to tell me it's not.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

Every time I discover something new about Japan, I lean a bit more to the train of thought that Truman dropped too few bombs on them.

I guess that's why we've dropped a hundred times as many nukes on ourselves.

Edit: I think it's photoshopped, one of the feet looks like it'd be in the street.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I guess that's why we've dropped a hundred times as many nukes on ourselves.

"If we ever went to war with Utah, we'd kick ass." - Broken Arrow

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

OH HOW KAWAII ^____^ HEE HEE

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

Baka baka neko neko KAWAAIII desu OHIO!

The Otaku dorks have to be creaming over this. "Oh, if only I lived in Japan."

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Slightly, kinda majorly, unrelated, but still in the general realm of the subject... Which would make a better bumper sticker for a Japanese import?

"As seen in Cal and Dliver"

or

"We don't crash, we kamikaze"

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Baka baka neko neko KAWAAIII desu OHIO!

The Otaku dorks have to be creaming over this. "Oh, if only I lived in Japan."

IOWA!

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 166

Ahahaha, neko-train. Good one Dogthing.

Stuff like that photoshop with the girl in it only make me wonder if there's stuff like that over there for real. Like, I know it's probably not, but with all of this hilarious crap people make up about it part of me can't help but wonder if there could be a small amount of truth to some of it.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 139

See, I would be okay with the idea that the shape of the "ears" of the train made it safer to travel. And I'd also be okay with the idea of going through an upskirt tunnel. But I dont think it would be a suitable idea to bring someone like my girlfriend on a date, thinking she might ask if the scenic train ride was my favorite part of the date.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Stuff like that photoshop with the girl in it only make me wonder if there's stuff like that over there for real. Like, I know it's probably not, but with all of this hilarious crap people make up about it part of me can't help but wonder if there could be a small amount of truth to some of it.

What do you mean "probably not"? Of course they have all that cutsey-ass shit in Japan! Everything in Japan is UBER KAWAII NEKO IDAHO BISHIE ^_^ Etcetera.
Even their toilets. A friend of mine went to Japan once and used a toilet with a Hello-Kitty shaped lid and accompanying flusher-handle.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Stuff like that photoshop with the girl in it only make me wonder if there's stuff like that over there for real. Like, I know it's probably not, but with all of this hilarious crap people make up about it part of me can't help but wonder if there could be a small amount of truth to some of it.

Like all good parodies, it's only slightly exaggerated. Just think of the huge cartoon character-shaped floats used in some parades in both the US and Japan.

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Japan, the registered sex offenders of the world. Have a look at the Mainichi WaiWai archive. We look fucking normal compaired to them.

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

Roger that creature.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Japan, the registered sex offenders of the world. Have a look at the Mainichi WaiWai archive. We look fucking normal compaired to them.

Who's this "we"?

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

Nothing about Japan surprises me anymore. They sell canned dog penises there *kough*furryheaven*kough*

LSH · Apocrisiary Joined: 30 Sep 2004 Posts: 49

interesting, but does the other end have a tail?

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Ahahaha, neko-train. Good one Dogthing.

Stuff like that photoshop with the girl in it only make me wonder if there's stuff like that over there for real. Like, I know it's probably not, but with all of this hilarious crap people make up about it part of me can't help but wonder if there could be a small amount of truth to some of it.

That is a really good photoshot btw

But it wouldn't surprise me to see something like this there. When i stepped off the airport in kyoto, the first thing i saw was a gigantic bronze statue of Astroboy on a big pedestal. They got goofy cartoom imagery everywhere.

The only thing i liked on tv there is the commercials, friggin bizarre/hilarious.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 459

But it wouldn't surprise me to see something like this there. When i stepped off the airport in kyoto, the first thing i saw was a gigantic bronze statue of Astroboy on a big pedestal. They got goofy cartoom imagery everywhere.

This just makes me uncontrollably giddy. I wonder how many public officials I'd have to bribe to get a big statue of Astroboy put up at the capitol here? God knows we have plenty of statues of people completely unimportant to state history there already.