Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

Here's a video from the 70s about teaching retards to have sex. Pure gold.

Troggler · Venter Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 246

I couldn't watch it all the way through. I just...

When I saw them all chanting different names for penis I had to stop, somehow it was just too wrong.

OMG-NEWB!~!!! · Coadjutor Joined: 25 Jun 2005 Posts: 75

Shame on the people that made this video. They should be shot.

As for "Should they be procreating?"

He's a big boy, he can figure it out...

5thehardway · Prattler Joined: 23 Nov 2004 Posts: 161

Did we already kill the bandwidth? I'm getting a "This page cannot be displayed" error.

And please tell me that this is a link to "Sex Education For Trainables"-- I saw that film a few years ago and it was simultaneously the funniest and most goddamn upsetting thing I've ever seen.

Edit: the site's working again and yes indeed, it is the very same film. Aaagghh, that woman who catches the kid masturbating is so creepy!

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

I think the ultimate test that gives you the right to procreate is if you can figure out how to do it on your own. If you can figure that out, it's your right, otherwise, it's probably just as well you didn't.

Captious Tyro · Rasophore Joined: 06 Aug 2005 Posts: 51

There could be a positive angle to all of this. For instance if there were enough retarded people they'd need a full size schoobus. Just think what a better world this would be if no one could make short bus jokes :roll:

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Speaking of retarded people and sex...
An oldie, but a goodie.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/periods101.html

SWMyers · Qualificator Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 11

Immature as I am, I couldn't help but laugh when they were reading off the different words for penis. The kind of nerdy kid was funny too when he talked about his erection or whatever.

Also, the Narrator's name is Richard Dix. Dick Dix!

If I were a woman, that periods 101 thing would make me feel so uncomfortable.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Immature as I am, I couldn't help but laugh when they were reading off the different words for penis. The kind of nerdy kid was funny too when he talked about his erection or whatever.

Also, the Narrator's name is Richard Dix. Dick Dix!

If I were a woman, that periods 101 thing would make me feel so uncomfortable.

Oh, it does.
I remember watching it and thinking the whole time, "They can show a bloody pad, but they can't say 'Vagina'?"

cheberet · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Jul 2005 Posts: 71

TAMPONS DO NOT EXIST GOOD SIR.

Although whoa I wouldn't want to watch them show how to put one in nuh uh.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

TAMPONS DO NOT EXIST GOOD SIR.

Although whoa I wouldn't want to watch them show how to put one in nuh uh.

At one point, the mom is all "LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT ELSE WE USE" and I was all "SHIT SHES GONNA GIVE THE KID A TAMPON" but she wound up bringing out a calendar.
Phew!

Foxid · Venter Joined: 17 Jun 2005 Posts: 298

At one point, the mom is all "LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT ELSE WE USE" and I was all "SHIT SHES GONNA GIVE THE KID A TAMPON" but she wound up bringing out a calendar.
Phew!

Somehow that makes it even funnier.

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

And the fact that the film calls them "Trainables" makes it even more surreal. Makes it cound like something out of Brave New world...

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

And the fact that the film calls them "Trainables" makes it even more surreal. Makes it cound like something out of Brave New world...

Well, I'm the brother of an untrainable, so I can understand why they use such a classification. Trainables are capable of doing certain things like putting things together and getting themselves ready in the morning. Untrainables might not even be able to put on pants, brush their teeth or turn on a light. Everything goes in one ear and goes out the other, basicly. Much like an animal.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1092

Trainables are capable of doing certain things like putting things together and getting themselves ready in the morning. Untrainables might not even be able to put on pants, brush their teeth or turn on a light. Everything goes in one ear and goes out the other, basicly. Much like an animal.

Most animals can be trained to some extent AFAIK (well at least "higher" ones like mammals and birds).

Donotsue · Needs to get out more Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 884

Bloody Pads? What? Yer saying wimmen don't leak blue fluids? =)

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Bloody Pads? What? Yer saying wimmen don't leak blue fluids? =)

Urban legend.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

Bloody Pads? What? Yer saying wimmen don't leak blue fluids? =)

Urban legend.

No, we've all seen it on TV, therefore, it must be true! They always show the ability of pads to absorb a strangely blue colored liquid. Right after women walk down the beach, talking about feeling 'not so fresh.'

Seriously, I can understand the logic behind using a color that cannot be associated with a bodily fluid, but who comes up with these commercials?

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Bloody Pads? What? Yer saying wimmen don't leak blue fluids? =)

Urban legend.

Yeah, i'm sorry to break this to you donny, but that's only in TDK/Eric Schwartz tentacle porn and maxi pad adds. The internet has lied to you.