Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

USMC-Sgt.MURDER · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Aug 2005 Posts: 82

This needs no explaining.

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_961345.html?menu

Mastertran · Venter Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 275

Dear God. :shock:

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I wonder if he'll wear that jacket with the christmas lights in his first video.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

What I want to know is if there's a talking car in it.

And if not, why not?

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 73

Hmmm... K.I.T.T rapping... That would be weird and scary...

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Huh, "David Hasselhoff can fly" was a line in a Happy Noodle Boy comic I think. God I love Happy Noodle Boy.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

He should battle Hulk Hogan. I had the hulksters rap album, it's called "Hulk Rules!"

"Be real cool, stay in school, get an education, HULKSTER RULES!!"

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EDIT

Got album name wrong, hulk rules is the name

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

He should battle Hulk Hogan. I had the hulksters rap album, it's called "Hulkamania"

"Be real cool, stay in school, get an education, HULKSTER RULES!!"

are you fucking kidding me

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

He should battle Hulk Hogan. I had the hulksters rap album, it's called "Hulkamania"

"Be real cool, stay in school, get an education, HULKSTER RULES!!"

are you fucking kidding me

http://www.pickyourpoison.net/YouIdiot_2/HulkRaps.htm

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 933

I am a real American

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

He should battle Hulk Hogan. I had the hulksters rap album, it's called "Hulkamania"

"Be real cool, stay in school, get an education, HULKSTER RULES!!"

are you fucking kidding me

http://www.pickyourpoison.net/YouIdiot_2/HulkRaps.htm

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lim-Dul · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Jul 2005 Posts: 73

He should battle Hulk Hogan. I had the hulksters rap album, it's called "Hulk Rules!"

Yes, a "ryme battle" between Hogan and Hasselhoff. Why not throw in heavy metal Pat Boone as judge or something?

creature · Vociferator Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 520

Hmmm... K.I.T.T rapping... That would be weird and scary...

Could do a spoken word CD.

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

God I love Happy Noodle Boy.

Awww.. no fair D: you 'merkins get all the stuff Jhonen Vasquez does. It sucks to live in the middle of nowhere..

David Hasselhof is the spawn of satan. I'm certain of it.. he.. just can't be human o_o

USMC-Sgt.MURDER · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Aug 2005 Posts: 82

Yeah, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is great. Everything Vasquez does is cool, cause he keeps it real. He doesn't try to be things he's not... unlike Furries.

Hey, I just got a great idea. Someone here with a talented hand and has read the entire series of JTHM do a pic of what Johnny the Homocidal Maniac would do if he were at ConFurence. That'd be sweet.

-BACK TO TOPIC-
The first Track in the album is gonna be a rehash of the Night Rider theme song.

Or so I've heard.

baserock love · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2004 Posts: 685

Yeah, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is great. Everything Vasquez does is cool, cause he keeps it real. He doesn't try to be things he's not... unlike Furries.

Hey, I just got a great idea. Someone here with a talented hand and has read the entire series of JTHM do a pic of what Johnny the Homocidal Maniac would do if he were at ConFurence. That'd be sweet.

-BACK TO TOPIC-
The first Track in the album is gonna be a rehash of the Night Rider theme song.

Or so I've heard.

I can't remeber who it was but the nightrider opening theme music has already been used as a beat in one or two hiphop songs. Just about everything has been used in a hiphop beat. The beat Souls of Mischief made out of the show Taxi's theme song is genius, this was in like 91 or 92

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Yeah, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is great. Everything Vasquez does is cool, cause he keeps it real. He doesn't try to be things he's not... unlike Furries.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?! I really AM a bunny inside!! :cry: I'll kick your gut open with my powerful hindpaws!

SkunkDogFromSpace · Venter Joined: 05 Jun 2005 Posts: 222

Someone here with a talented hand and has read the entire series of JTHM do a pic of what Johnny the Homocidal Maniac would do if he were at ConFurence. That'd be sweet.

I think I love you :D
And I will try to do that. I'm not talented, but the idea is just too good.

USMC-Sgt.MURDER · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Aug 2005 Posts: 82

Remember, Johnny is privvy to classical music while butchering poeple like Christmas hams.

Love you say...
:oops:

I'm speechless.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

Someone here with a talented hand and has read the entire series of JTHM do a pic of what Johnny the Homocidal Maniac would do if he were at ConFurence. That'd be sweet.

That reminds me of the last page of the Bad Art Collection for reasons that aren't obvious at all. Namely, one of the characters stating what he can and can't do in the costume.

I once had the pleasure of going to APE once where they had Jhonen Vasquez as one of the speakers, and afterwards, he was signing books. I was being rude (sadly) and didn't get in line. Instead, I mentioned to him the possibility if Zim hadn't been cancelled. Namely, I asked him what he'd do if there was costumed characters at Great America and somesuch. The response was along the lines of mugging a Gir, taking the costume, and causing general chaos with it.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... Jhonen Vasquez...zzzzz

The points where I see similarities with the fandom are the retardedness of some of his fans (Obsessor!). 'N other stuff I'm too lazy to type.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... Jhonen Vasquez...zzzzz

The points where I see similarities with the fandom are the retardedness of some of his fans (Obsessor!). 'N other stuff I'm too lazy to type.

You and me both buddy.

I never understood the hype behind Jhonen Vasquez stuff. Wait, yes I did, it's because it was dark, by the same guy that made Invader Zim, and had the kind of witling Hot Topic humor that cutty goth kids love.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... Jhonen Vasquez...zzzzz

The points where I see similarities with the fandom are the retardedness of some of his fans (Obsessor!). 'N other stuff I'm too lazy to type.

You and me both buddy.

I never understood the hype behind Jhonen Vasquez stuff. Wait, yes I did, it's because it was dark, by the same guy that made Invader Zim, and had the kind of witling Hot Topic humor that cutty goth kids love.

This is bad a bad thing?

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Jhonen Vasqeuz is ever pseudo-goth teenage girl's wet dream. I don't get why, seeing as frankly Roman Dirge has a more refreshing style of art, a less pretentious sense of humor and from what I hear, doesn't act like he shits gold bars.

Dejan · Prattler Joined: 29 Oct 2004 Posts: 103

Voltiare (Oh my Goth!) is even better at making fun of subcultures and humorous critical self reflection. (I actually really like the work of all three, but some of their fans just make my head hurt.)

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

Voltiare (Oh my Goth!) is even better at making fun of subcultures and humorous critical self reflection. (I actually really like the work of all three, but some of their fans just make my head hurt.)

I fucking love Voltaire. Seriously, he's awesome and such a nice guy. I once talked to him when he was looking for concert venues in San Diego. I reccommended a few but none would book him. A pity really, his music is divine.

Strychnine Velcro · Rasophore Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 58

I am the ruiner of dreams.

p.s. Contrary to recent reports, I am NOT making a rap album. I don't know how these stories get started! -D.

The song hot shot city is particularly good.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

p.s. Contrary to recent reports, I am NOT making a rap album. I don't know how these stories get started! -D.

Damn. Atleast I have Ill Mitch, Macho Man and Wesley Willis.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

Jhonen Vasqeuz is ever pseudo-goth teenage girl's wet dream. I don't get why, seeing as frankly Roman Dirge has a more refreshing style of art, a less pretentious sense of humor and from what I hear, doesn't act like he shits gold bars.

Heh, I just got a Roman Dirge T-shirt the other day. His stuff cracks me up.
I'm not a huge Vasquez fan...some of his stuff is ok, I guess, but I don't see the hype. I Did enjoy Invader Zim, though...but all of the fat goth chicks running around in JTHM tshirts is rediculous. I've never even read the comic, and have no desire to.

AlbinoHagfish · Prattler Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Posts: 199

fat goth chicks running around in JTHM tshirts

I dated two of those.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

fat goth chicks running around in JTHM tshirts

I dated two of those.

:( I feel for ya.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 415

I hate Jhonen Vasquez, not so much because I dislike his work, though. His work is, in my opinion, very mediocre, but what I really despise about him is how he made a generation of retards who run around quoting Invader Zim and JTHM.

It's an awful thing to be relaxing on a park bench and to hear someone shout "I MISS MY MUFFIN!!!!oneoneone" and to see several Good Charlotte lookalike midgets running around and singing "the doom song."

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 911

I'm sure they were retards long before they were exposed to him.