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USMC-Sgt.MURDER
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Posted: 9/22/2005 10:01:12 PM     Post subject: Run away! Run away! David Hassle Hoff can fly!  

This needs no explaining.

http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/story/sm_961345.html?menu
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Mastertran
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Posted: 9/22/2005 10:06:55 PM     Post subject:  

Dear God. :shock:
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Kadius
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Posted: 9/22/2005 11:24:55 PM     Post subject:  

I wonder if he'll wear that jacket with the christmas lights in his first video.
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Posted: 9/23/2005 12:50:38 AM     Post subject:  

What I want to know is if there's a talking car in it.

And if not, why not?
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Posted: 9/23/2005 1:58:52 AM     Post subject:  

Hmmm... K.I.T.T rapping... That would be weird and scary...
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AlbinoHagfish
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Posted: 9/23/2005 2:03:14 AM     Post subject:  

Huh, "David Hasselhoff can fly" was a line in a Happy Noodle Boy comic I think. God I love Happy Noodle Boy.
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baserock love
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Posted: 9/23/2005 3:19:01 AM     Post subject:  

He should battle Hulk Hogan. I had the hulksters rap album, it's called "Hulk Rules!"

"Be real cool, stay in school, get an education, HULKSTER RULES!!"


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Got album name wrong, hulk rules is the name
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Posted: 9/23/2005 4:37:42 AM     Post subject:  

He should battle Hulk Hogan. I had the hulksters rap album, it's called "Hulkamania"

"Be real cool, stay in school, get an education, HULKSTER RULES!!"

are you fucking kidding me
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Posted: 9/23/2005 4:58:22 AM     Post subject:  

He should battle Hulk Hogan. I had the hulksters rap album, it's called "Hulkamania"

"Be real cool, stay in school, get an education, HULKSTER RULES!!"

are you fucking kidding me


http://www.pickyourpoison.net/YouIdiot_2/HulkRaps.htm
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Posted: 9/23/2005 5:43:13 AM     Post subject:  

I am a real American
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Posted: 9/23/2005 6:26:53 AM     Post subject:  

He should battle Hulk Hogan. I had the hulksters rap album, it's called "Hulkamania"

"Be real cool, stay in school, get an education, HULKSTER RULES!!"

are you fucking kidding me


http://www.pickyourpoison.net/YouIdiot_2/HulkRaps.htm

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lim-Dul
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Posted: 9/23/2005 7:05:45 AM     Post subject:  

He should battle Hulk Hogan. I had the hulksters rap album, it's called "Hulk Rules!"


Yes, a "ryme battle" between Hogan and Hasselhoff. Why not throw in heavy metal Pat Boone as judge or something?
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Posted: 9/23/2005 4:18:17 PM     Post subject:  

Hmmm... K.I.T.T rapping... That would be weird and scary...


Could do a spoken word CD.
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:21:36 PM     Post subject:  

God I love Happy Noodle Boy.


Awww.. no fair D: you 'merkins get all the stuff Jhonen Vasquez does. It sucks to live in the middle of nowhere..


David Hasselhof is the spawn of satan. I'm certain of it.. he.. just can't be human o_o
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:40:14 PM     Post subject:  

Yeah, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is great. Everything Vasquez does is cool, cause he keeps it real. He doesn't try to be things he's not... unlike Furries.

Hey, I just got a great idea. Someone here with a talented hand and has read the entire series of JTHM do a pic of what Johnny the Homocidal Maniac would do if he were at ConFurence. That'd be sweet.

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The first Track in the album is gonna be a rehash of the Night Rider theme song.

Or so I've heard.
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:42:34 PM     Post subject:  

Yeah, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is great. Everything Vasquez does is cool, cause he keeps it real. He doesn't try to be things he's not... unlike Furries.

Hey, I just got a great idea. Someone here with a talented hand and has read the entire series of JTHM do a pic of what Johnny the Homocidal Maniac would do if he were at ConFurence. That'd be sweet.

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The first Track in the album is gonna be a rehash of the Night Rider theme song.

Or so I've heard.


I can't remeber who it was but the nightrider opening theme music has already been used as a beat in one or two hiphop songs. Just about everything has been used in a hiphop beat. The beat Souls of Mischief made out of the show Taxi's theme song is genius, this was in like 91 or 92
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:51:52 PM     Post subject:  

Yeah, Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is great. Everything Vasquez does is cool, cause he keeps it real. He doesn't try to be things he's not... unlike Furries.


HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?! I really AM a bunny inside!! :cry: I'll kick your gut open with my powerful hindpaws!
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:52:24 PM     Post subject:  

Someone here with a talented hand and has read the entire series of JTHM do a pic of what Johnny the Homocidal Maniac would do if he were at ConFurence. That'd be sweet.


I think I love you :D
And I will try to do that. I'm not talented, but the idea is just too good.
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Posted: 9/23/2005 9:56:11 PM     Post subject:  

Remember, Johnny is privvy to classical music while butchering poeple like Christmas hams.

Love you say...
:oops:

I'm speechless.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 1:40:26 AM     Post subject:  

Someone here with a talented hand and has read the entire series of JTHM do a pic of what Johnny the Homocidal Maniac would do if he were at ConFurence. That'd be sweet.


That reminds me of the last page of the Bad Art Collection for reasons that aren't obvious at all. Namely, one of the characters stating what he can and can't do in the costume.

I once had the pleasure of going to APE once where they had Jhonen Vasquez as one of the speakers, and afterwards, he was signing books. I was being rude (sadly) and didn't get in line. Instead, I mentioned to him the possibility if Zim hadn't been cancelled. Namely, I asked him what he'd do if there was costumed characters at Great America and somesuch. The response was along the lines of mugging a Gir, taking the costume, and causing general chaos with it.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 7:19:30 AM     Post subject:  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... Jhonen Vasquez...zzzzz

The points where I see similarities with the fandom are the retardedness of some of his fans (Obsessor!). 'N other stuff I'm too lazy to type.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 12:48:03 PM     Post subject:  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... Jhonen Vasquez...zzzzz

The points where I see similarities with the fandom are the retardedness of some of his fans (Obsessor!). 'N other stuff I'm too lazy to type.


You and me both buddy.

I never understood the hype behind Jhonen Vasquez stuff. Wait, yes I did, it's because it was dark, by the same guy that made Invader Zim, and had the kind of witling Hot Topic humor that cutty goth kids love.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 1:33:23 PM     Post subject:  

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... Jhonen Vasquez...zzzzz

The points where I see similarities with the fandom are the retardedness of some of his fans (Obsessor!). 'N other stuff I'm too lazy to type.


You and me both buddy.

I never understood the hype behind Jhonen Vasquez stuff. Wait, yes I did, it's because it was dark, by the same guy that made Invader Zim, and had the kind of witling Hot Topic humor that cutty goth kids love.
This is bad a bad thing?
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Posted: 9/24/2005 3:07:02 PM     Post subject:  

Jhonen Vasqeuz is ever pseudo-goth teenage girl's wet dream. I don't get why, seeing as frankly Roman Dirge has a more refreshing style of art, a less pretentious sense of humor and from what I hear, doesn't act like he shits gold bars.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 3:33:22 PM     Post subject:  

Voltiare (Oh my Goth!) is even better at making fun of subcultures and humorous critical self reflection. (I actually really like the work of all three, but some of their fans just make my head hurt.)
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Posted: 9/24/2005 5:36:40 PM     Post subject:  

Voltiare (Oh my Goth!) is even better at making fun of subcultures and humorous critical self reflection. (I actually really like the work of all three, but some of their fans just make my head hurt.)


I fucking love Voltaire. Seriously, he's awesome and such a nice guy. I once talked to him when he was looking for concert venues in San Diego. I reccommended a few but none would book him. A pity really, his music is divine.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 8:56:41 PM     Post subject:  

I am the ruiner of dreams.

p.s. Contrary to recent reports, I am NOT making a rap album. I don't know how these stories get started! -D.


The song hot shot city is particularly good.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 9:02:54 PM     Post subject:  

p.s. Contrary to recent reports, I am NOT making a rap album. I don't know how these stories get started! -D.
Damn. Atleast I have Ill Mitch, Macho Man and Wesley Willis.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 9:56:43 PM     Post subject:  

Jhonen Vasqeuz is ever pseudo-goth teenage girl's wet dream. I don't get why, seeing as frankly Roman Dirge has a more refreshing style of art, a less pretentious sense of humor and from what I hear, doesn't act like he shits gold bars.

Heh, I just got a Roman Dirge T-shirt the other day. His stuff cracks me up.
I'm not a huge Vasquez fan...some of his stuff is ok, I guess, but I don't see the hype. I Did enjoy Invader Zim, though...but all of the fat goth chicks running around in JTHM tshirts is rediculous. I've never even read the comic, and have no desire to.
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Posted: 9/24/2005 10:46:25 PM     Post subject:  

fat goth chicks running around in JTHM tshirts


I dated two of those.
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Posted: 9/25/2005 1:59:20 AM     Post subject:  

fat goth chicks running around in JTHM tshirts


I dated two of those.

:( I feel for ya.
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Posted: 9/25/2005 3:34:01 AM     Post subject:  

I hate Jhonen Vasquez, not so much because I dislike his work, though. His work is, in my opinion, very mediocre, but what I really despise about him is how he made a generation of retards who run around quoting Invader Zim and JTHM.

It's an awful thing to be relaxing on a park bench and to hear someone shout "I MISS MY MUFFIN!!!!oneoneone" and to see several Good Charlotte lookalike midgets running around and singing "the doom song."
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Posted: 9/25/2005 4:30:22 AM     Post subject:  

I'm sure they were retards long before they were exposed to him.
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