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Goofy
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Posted: 9/29/2005 1:29:05 AM     Post subject: Toby the dog registered to vote  

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10346922

Toby the jack russell terrier signed up on the electoral roll with his paw print and received a voter's card for the general election, his owner says.

Peter Rhodes, who filled in the form as a joke, says the successful enrolment highlights the need for more careful scrutiny.

But the Electoral Enrolment Centre is not amused and says it will ask the police to take action - and it has now questioned some elements of Mr Rhodes' story.

When Mr Rhodes, an aviation safety specialist, received his electoral roll confirmation forms this year an extra form was supplied for people who had been "inadvertently overlooked". At the time, he was frustrated with the Queenstown Lakes District Council's regulatory contractor, CivicCorp, and with the "bureaucratic nonsense" he had to deal with while trying to subdivide his property.

"So I thought, for the hell of it, I'd put Toby's name on it, and sign it, and see what happens."

Mr Rhodes says he gave his dog the full name of Toby Russel Rhodes, occupation: rodent exterminator, and signed a squiggle, accompanied by a paw print, for a signature. He gave Toby the birth date of July 4, 1977 - his age in "human years" (his real age is four years). He expected Toby's application to be rejected.

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Shouldn't be too long before furries start going "YASE ANOTHAR SCORE FOR TEH FIGHT AGAINST FURSECUTION!!1"
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Erdwolf_TVL
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Posted: 10/3/2005 8:00:42 PM     Post subject:  

Toby's got a human name and a human age... But at least his owner does not violate him "consentually".

It may yet be possible to have the best of both worlds.

If that does not make sense, forgive me. I'm drunk.
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TheBobSays
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Posted: 10/3/2005 8:29:29 PM     Post subject:  

If that does not make sense, forgive me. I'm drunk.


Is it me, or is the whole 'I'm posting while intoxicated' thing getting old?
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Erdwolf_TVL
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Posted: 10/3/2005 8:31:57 PM     Post subject:  

It's still a good excuse, you can't deny!

Besides, it's true half the time ;)
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 10/3/2005 9:27:14 PM     Post subject:  

Could someone tell this guy that the Republicans do NOT need more ideas?

(Wayd response in 5... 4... 3...)
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SkunkDogFromSpace
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Posted: 10/5/2005 3:40:11 PM     Post subject:  

If that does not make sense, forgive me. I'm drunk.


's okay :D I'm drunk 75% of the time posting here. No kidding.
I have to be away from people when I drink. Seriously. Tho it only gets worse if I'm close the intarweb, as you see.

ANYWAY

Back to the topic..

I thought that the furries want to be like dogs, and they do not care about such mundane things as voting and politics (and it has nothing to do with the fact that they just can't get it) In fact.. I fear when the furries register themselves as dogs/horses/dicknipplehermtaurs and;
"Don't call me as "him" or "her" I'm "it" I'm not a hyoooman you know! Deep wond in my ass I'm a skunkdogcathorse!"
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