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nopedestrian
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Posted: 10/17/2005 1:57:35 AM     Post subject: Polyticks  

Kevin Lauer (SEEN RIGHT HERE BUDDAY: http://www.kevinlauer.com) loves Jesus. He loves Jesus and loves the Iraq War and hates gay sex so much that just singing about it wasn't enough.

So he decided to make "Polyticks", a MSpaint+photograph religious political cartoon that is so laughably awful that if it doesn't turn out to be a hoax I will just DIE.

EXAMPLES NOW

Homosexuals=MURDER


HAHA see because the blacks are complaining that they all got left there to die, so the dying tick is all like WHY DIDN'T YOU COME SOONER BECAUSE I'M DYING.

http://www.polyticks.homestead.com/
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MagKnightX
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Posted: 10/17/2005 2:09:03 AM     Post subject:  

Just seeing that site makes me want to vote Kerry, go Satanist, and start listening to death metal, and I'm a conservative agnostic.

The downside to affiliating yourself with any political alignment is like the downside of being born into a family where one of your cousins has a bad case of Downs. Sure, he can't help himself, but you still feel embarassed as all hell when you have to take him to the theater and he shits himself in front of your friends.
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Barry Scott
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Posted: 10/17/2005 2:44:27 AM     Post subject:  

Ohhhhh, it's a word play on "politics!" Phew, I thought the furries had managed to ruin everyone's favourite, insane Japanese band for a second there!

Hehe "Polyticks!" Who said the right wingers didnít have a sense of humour!
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 10/17/2005 3:44:40 AM     Post subject:  

That's got to be a joke... :?
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nopedestrian
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Posted: 10/17/2005 3:46:20 AM     Post subject:  

and I'm a conservative agnostic.


Same, sort of. I found this through another religious comic called Faithmouse (people from SA or PoE will know all about this one) which I actually think is pretty easy on the eyes and fails to offend me very often even though I only occasionally agree with any point the cartoon is trying to make.

Sane Christians would find things like this embarassing, I'd think.
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The New Meat
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Posted: 10/17/2005 5:11:37 AM     Post subject:  

Ohhhhh, it's a word play on "politics!" Phew, I thought the furries had managed to ruin everyone's favourite, insane Japanese band for a second there!

Hehe "Polyticks!" Who said the right wingers didnít have a sense of humour!


I did.
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baserock love
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Posted: 10/17/2005 4:03:19 PM     Post subject:  

I think it's cute
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The New Meat
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Posted: 10/17/2005 5:55:48 PM     Post subject: Re: Polyticks  



EXAMPLES NOW



Why is the murder tick black? JUST WHAT AE YOU TRYING TO SAY, LAUER???
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peppersprayed
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Posted: 10/17/2005 6:09:58 PM     Post subject:  

I like how he equates butt sex to murder.
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Doom
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Posted: 10/17/2005 6:50:26 PM     Post subject: Re: Polyticks  


Why is the murder tick black? JUST WHAT AE YOU TRYING TO SAY, LAUER???


Black ticks murder. White ticks 'apply rubbing alcohol'
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Iveechan
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Posted: 10/17/2005 11:07:20 PM     Post subject:  

What about brown ticks?
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Tass
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Posted: 10/17/2005 11:48:24 PM     Post subject:  

Ohhhhh, it's a word play on "politics!" Phew, I thought the furries had managed to ruin everyone's favourite, insane Japanese band for a second there!

Hehe "Polyticks!" Who said the right wingers didnít have a sense of humour!

HOLY CRAP I THOUGHT THE SAME THING..

Does it make me wapanese that I saw them live?
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Evil
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Posted: 10/18/2005 12:03:14 AM     Post subject:  

His band is called 'Krusade', with a 'k'. I find this amusing.
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vanilla rin
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Posted: 10/18/2005 2:12:49 AM     Post subject:  


HOLY CRAP I THOUGHT THE SAME THING..

Does it make me wapanese that I saw them live?


Where did you see them? I saw them in Boston recently.

It was surprising full of non-wapanese. But I saw furries, so... make what you will of that.

weeaboo
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Tass
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Posted: 10/18/2005 2:29:02 AM     Post subject:  


HOLY CRAP I THOUGHT THE SAME THING..

Does it make me wapanese that I saw them live?


Where did you see them? I saw them in Boston recently.

It was surprising full of non-wapanese. But I saw furries, so... make what you will of that.

weeaboo



!_!

I was there.
Middle east, upstairs..


I GOT TO TOUCH HAYASHI'S HAND.
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vanilla rin
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Posted: 10/18/2005 2:52:08 AM     Post subject:  

!_!

I was there.
Middle east, upstairs..


I GOT TO TOUCH HAYASHI'S HAND.


Lucky~

I was pretty close to the stage, but not that close... though, to be honest, nowhere in the Middle East is exactly far, considering the upstairs is a closet.

I was just glad I wasn't shoved into some sweaty 'dancer'.

best cover of 'my shirona' ever
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