Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 139

http://quizilla.com/users/beangirl99/quizzes/Are%20you%20a%20tiger%20or%20a%20cheetah%3F/

http://quizilla.com/users/panopticoncontrol/quizzes/Super%20happy%20fun%20FURRY%20quiz!/

http://quizilla.com/users/Rommero/quizzes/Guy%20looking%20for%20lonely%20girl%20for%20a%20good%20time./

Is it just me, or does it seem like the wierdest things (furry or not) come up on Quizilla? I am open to here your feedback on this.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

If by "weirdest" you mean "stupidest", then you are correct.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

1st One: Stupid
2nd One: Made no Sense
3rd One: Retarded

You know, when I make quizes, at least I try to put some effort into them.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

Shit quiz.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 659

The Jester - You just like screw with people. Confusion is an end, not a means, and flame wars make you terribly horny. You play a girl on the MUCKs and IRC. And you'll piss furries off until they report you to your ISP - at which point you feign ignorance.

Oh, and you're unemployed, too.

:shock: Huh? :shock:

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

Shit quiz.

I love how one of the questions deals with murder. Because mocking furries equates to a capital crime, afterall.

Oh, and...

The Know-It-All - You're trivial, boring, and use big words to insult others as a sexual fetish. You're amazingly book-smart, but apparently utterly inept at anything, including employment. You know more about furry than furries do, but aren't smart enough to write a solution to the furry problem.

Oh, and you're unemployed, too.

Solution to the furry problem? Which problem?

Doom · Rasophore Joined: 02 Sep 2005 Posts: 56

Quiz retardation aside, the javascript ads on Quizilla have got to be the most fucking annoying I've ever seen

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

I didn't get why there was a question about the homeless either. Was the author saying that making fun of furries is like abusing the homeless? Please.

The Art Snob - You've either got a college art degree or you dropped out 'cause Liberal Arts is too easy. You're talented, but horribly critical. Your ego is the size of a ten breasted hermtaur, but inside you feel inferior to the great furry artists.

Oh, and you're unemployed, too.

I sense a pattern that all of the results have the unemployed bit. Well I suppose this one fits me a bit.

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

The Know-It-All - You're trivial, boring, and use big words to insult others as a sexual fetish. You're amazingly book-smart, but apparently utterly inept at anything, including employment. You know more about furry than furries do, but aren't smart enough to write a solution to the furry problem.

Oh, and you're unemployed, too.

Solution to the furry problem? Which problem?

We're Know-It-All brothers.

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

We're Know-It-All brothers.

Let's read the dictionary front to back and join puzzlebox.

Lowkey · Qualificator Joined: 04 Oct 2005 Posts: 38

The Art Snob - You've either got a college art degree or you dropped out 'cause Liberal Arts is too easy. You're talented, but horribly<br>critical. Your ego is the size of a ten breasted hermtaur, but inside you feel inferior to the great furry artists.

Oh, and you're unemployed, too.

Heh, actually horribly true. Major differences being the ego (no self confidence), the employment status and that all major criticism being directed squarely at the self.

Tass · Prattler Joined: 05 Mar 2005 Posts: 178

1st One: Stupid
2nd One: Made no Sense
3rd One: Retarded

You know, when I make quizes, at least I try to put some effort into them.

OMFG
I HOPE I GET RAIDEN
PLZPLZPLZPLZ.

Btw, stoneth, I have the freaking TWINSTICKS for the saturn version, and the adapter for the dreamcast...
VR OR was SICK!

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 77

http://quizilla.com/users/panopticoncontrol/quizzes/Super%20happy%20fun%20FURRY%20quiz!/

Oh, fer... so I clicked this just to see, and first there's a stupid pop-up type thing that makes it so if I click anywhere on the page it takes me to their sponsor; and then there's all this crap about Pi! What the crap.

Oh, and these aren't the weirdest; I saw a quiz on OkCupid (I think) that tells you which Associated Student Bodies character you are. Fun stuff.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

The Popularity Freak - You're clueless, annoyingly cute, and know what everyone else likes. You endlessly regurgitate what everyone else likes and thus gain a following among others who hatefurries. God knows how, but apparently you get furry artists to do work of you.

Oh, and you're unemployed, too.

lol what

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 139

Efudd takes the VR pilot quiz from Stoneth:

Holy Hitmaker! You fancy yourself a harbinger of darkness and enjoy intimidating others. Any weakness or longing for life's greater comforts you keep hidden inside of you. Continue doing what you do best and keep giving them hell.

:arrow: That was a better quiz, thanks for sharing. At least there wasn't any pi. I like cherry pie, but not something that causes you to get up and grab some advil.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

The Popularity Freak
lol what

I also got Popularity Freak. I was kind of hoping for the Know it all. Ironically, my real answer to the first question (what to do on the weekends) is working. At a job. Employed.

The only real quiz of note anyways is the Which Nigerian Spammer Are You? one.

I got Musa Ibrahim.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

The Popularity Freak
lol what

I also got Popularity Freak. I was kind of hoping for the Know it all. Ironically, my real answer to the first question (what to do on the weekends) is working. At a job. Employed.

The only real quiz of note anyways is the Which Nigerian Spammer Are You? one.

I got Musa Ibrahim.

HAAAA you know, until recently, I thought I was the only one who got those Nigerian spam emails. All of my friends looked at me like I was crazy when I mentioned them.
I'm an idiot.
Anywho, I got Florence Okan.

CrazyBomber · Prattler Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 137

The only real quiz of note anyways is the Which Nigerian Spammer Are You? one.

I got Musa Ibrahim.

I got Lawrence Obi on that quiz.

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

At least there wasn't any pi. I like cherry pie, but not something that causes you to get up and grab some advil.

You don't like Pi? For shame, man, for shame!

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 708

The Conspirator - Everyone's out to get you, and you hide behind dozens of aliases, characters, and tin foil hats (though apparently everyone knows who you are anyway). You're a first class muckraker, though you tend to totally make up lies (as all furries are pretty much nice people, and you need more dirt on them). You chase nice and talented people away from the fandom.

Oh, and you're unemployed, too.

This quiz fucking sucks.

IceCat · Venter Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 244

The Conspirator - Everyone's out to get you, and you hide behind dozens of aliases, characters, and tin foil hats (though apparently everyone knows who you are anyway). You're a first class muckraker, though you tend to totally make up lies (as all furries are pretty much nice people, and you need more dirt on them). You chase nice and talented people away from the fandom.

Oh, and you're unemployed, too.

This quiz fucking sucks.

Oh I got that one too, seems I'm part of the "Great Antifurry Conspiracy" too.

And it was a stupid test too.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1225

1st One: Stupid
2nd One: Made no Sense
3rd One: Retarded

You know, when I make quizes, at least I try to put some effort into them.

OMFG
I HOPE I GET RAIDEN
PLZPLZPLZPLZ.

Btw, stoneth, I have the freaking TWINSTICKS for the saturn version, and the adapter for the dreamcast...
VR OR was SICK!

A fellow VO player! Most excellent! Circle strike! Single frame! Yatsuhashi! I have a friend with the DC Twinsticks. I used to play VOOM on a daily basis. Twas the very heart of the GRCC student center. I still haven't had a chance to play Marz, but I hear it sucks.

On the VR quiz, I got Temjin because, well ... I made the quiz. On the Nigerian spammer quiz, I got Larry Koffi.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 625

See, what I think the author of the Furry Hater quiz meant to say was, you don't need to know anything about furries to be classified as a furry hater. If you're a mundane you're some kind of furry hater. And if you hate furries, you must be unemployed. And jealous.

Which is what the author of the page I ripped the whole damn quiz off of was trying to say.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 262

The Popularity Freak - You're clueless, annoyingly cute, and know what everyone else likes. You endlessly regurgitate what everyone else likes and thus gain a following among others who hatefurries. God knows how, but apparently you get furry artists to do work of you.

Oh, and you're unemployed, too.

lol what

Seems the new fad in furry is to regurgitate the insults they get thrown at them all the time. I think not being employed is prolly the biggest problem they have if you start somewhere normal....

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

Seems the new fad in furry is to regurgitate the insults they get thrown at them all the time. I think not being employed is prolly the biggest problem they have if you start somewhere normal....

So is "Get a job, Hippie!" going to be replaced with, "Get a job, furry!"? This will then be followed by, "I know you are, but what am I?" and "I'm rubber, you're glue." Higher level debates with postfurries will include the powerful, "Liar, liar, latex pants on fire." This will be effective until it is retorted with "I can't hear you, I have my antennae covered up LALALA" and friendslocking the livejournal in question.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 700

The Jester - You just like screw with people. Confusion is an end, not a means, and flame wars make you terribly horny. You play a girl on the MUCKs and IRC. And you'll piss furries off until they report you to your ISP - at which point you feign ignorance.

Oh, and you're unemployed, too.

You know, this is actually SOMEWHAT accurate. Well, at least the first two sentences are.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 236

The Jester - You just like screw with people. Confusion is an end, not a means, and flame wars make you terribly horny.

You know, this is actually SOMEWHAT accurate. Well, at least the first two sentences are.

Flame wars make you terribly horny?
UNF UNF UNF LIVEJOURNAL UNF UNF UNF

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 139

Squizzle said:

You don't like Pi? For shame, man, for shame!

That...um. I want three minutes of my life BACK Squizzle!

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 121

That...um. I want three minutes of my life BACK Squizzle!

You're welcome.