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Tailgunner
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Posted: 11/12/2005 2:45:31 AM     Post subject: How not to name a website.  

I figured I would share this with you guys.
Little something I found in my internet travels:


How to name a website without thinking it through properly:

Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:

http://www.whorepresents.com

The Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and
views:

http://www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:

http://www.penisland.net

Need a therapist? Try:

http://www.therapistfinder.com

There is an Italian Power company:

http://www.powergenitalia.com

Finally we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:

http://www.molestationnursery.com
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Ray Prower
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Posted: 11/12/2005 2:57:02 AM     Post subject: Re: How not to name a website.  

I figured I would share this with you guys.
Little something I found in my internet travels:



http://www.therapistfinder.com


I'll take The Rapists for $500, Alex!
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Tailgunner
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Posted: 11/12/2005 3:04:57 AM     Post subject:  

Lol.

I assure you people that these websites are legit.

:}
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 11/12/2005 4:02:41 AM     Post subject:  

The Pen Island seems to be a gag, and Experts Exchange seems dead, and Power Gen Italia is private. Otherwise... lol. Serious lol.
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Goofy
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Posted: 11/12/2005 4:09:10 AM     Post subject: Re: How not to name a website.  


Need a therapist? Try:

http://www.therapistfinder.com


Reminds me of Arrested Development where Tobias combines his Analyst and Therapist backgrounds to become an Analrapist.
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Monkey King
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Posted: 11/12/2005 9:03:50 AM     Post subject:  

This has been making the rounds for a while now.
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Brentos
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Posted: 11/12/2005 9:44:14 PM     Post subject:  

Crap, I was planning on having a line like "Tyrannosaurus SEX: putting 'the psycho rapist' back into 'psycho-therapist' " too, oh well I'll probably still use it at some point. But then again I think "putting the 'ass' back into 'jurassic' " is just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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weird_guy_in_the_corner
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Posted: 11/12/2005 10:29:42 PM     Post subject:  

Crap, I was planning on having a line like "Tyrannosaurus SEX: putting 'the psycho rapist' back into 'psycho-therapist' " too, oh well I'll probably still use it at some point. But then again I think "putting the 'ass' back into 'jurassic' " is just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lay off the crack pipe.
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TheBobSays
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Posted: 11/13/2005 12:42:01 AM     Post subject:  

Crap, I was planning on having a line like "Tyrannosaurus SEX: putting 'the psycho rapist' back into 'psycho-therapist' " too, oh well I'll probably still use it at some point. But then again I think "putting the 'ass' back into 'jurassic' " is just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dude! The joke was funny once, but it's worn off, especially since there's real stuff out there even stupider! You can't rest on your laurels. Especially since I've seen you be funnier.

Besides, if you want painful 20/20 hindsight, you would have done "Putting 'ur ass' back into 'jurassic'."
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Computolio
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Posted: 11/13/2005 6:31:53 AM     Post subject:  

I dunno. It's amusing in a rather fitting way.

Also, have I mentioned how much I hate this site's name now? Because I do.
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TheBobSays
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Posted: 11/13/2005 7:04:44 AM     Post subject:  

I dunno. It's amusing in a rather fitting way.

Also, have I mentioned how much I hate this site's name now? Because I do.


You have. And now that you've mentioned it, what would you have named it, given 20/20 hindsight?

Crush Kill Drama?
Why is that man wearing a fox tail?
Aspergers Web?

Although, if there ever was a rename, I have the best idea EVER:

Rankin's Happy Story Funtime Hour!
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Strychnine Velcro
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Posted: 11/13/2005 9:18:13 AM     Post subject:  


Crush Kill Drama?
Why is that man wearing a fox tail?
Aspergers Web?


Cockmunch Apocalypse
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Brentos
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Posted: 11/13/2005 12:24:00 PM     Post subject:  

Mmm... Tyrannosaurus SEX LOVES ass burgers...
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Ray Prower
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Posted: 11/13/2005 10:40:26 PM     Post subject:  

I dunno. It's amusing in a rather fitting way.

Also, have I mentioned how much I hate this site's name now? Because I do.


I find it oddly amusing that there is nobody who hates the CYD name more than the guy who came up with it.
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Brentos
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Posted: 11/14/2005 1:18:48 AM     Post subject:  

Same here, it's the perfect name! Even right now I envision T-SEX crushing and yiffing and... oh hang on... I see your point now.

*seriously though, it's an excellent name*
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Barry Scott
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Posted: 11/14/2005 2:19:46 AM     Post subject:  

Why haven't you been banned yet? Seriously.
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 11/14/2005 2:20:01 AM     Post subject:  

Hell, the occassional stranded furry who pops in and tail hugs everyone is just that much more reason to keep it. Luring lols without even trying.
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Barry Scott
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Posted: 11/14/2005 2:30:35 AM     Post subject:  

Hell, the occassional stranded furry who pops in and tail hugs everyone is just that much more reason to keep it. Luring lols without even trying.


Yes, I've always found it amazing how some people start posting without even looking at the site. They sum up all they need to know from the domain name and then wonder why they get shouted at when they make a retarded post. Some websites have had to change domain names because their "witty" and ironic original later bites them in the ass because idiots start sending hate mail without even looking at the site content or attracted morons like moths to a half-wit light bulb.
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Captain Cowgirl
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Posted: 11/14/2005 3:58:09 AM     Post subject:  

I love "CrushYiffDestroy". I think it's a great moniker, and, as mentioned, lures in the occasional wayward furry porn conneseuir, which is always a blast.
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