Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

Just for fun; "Hark,My Nephew Harold sings(Duct tape is good for many things)Beer cans and bottles line the hall,Lodge members snoring where they did fall,old man Sedgewick is fast asleep,rusting cars in a holiday heap,Hark!my nephew Harold sings(Duct tape is good for many things!)Hark! my nephew Harold sings(Duct tape is for many things!)

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

BRILLIANT!

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

I propose new legislation that prohibits Jerry Collins from butchering the best in Canadian humor. All in favor say aye...

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 415

I propose new legislation that prohibits Jerry Collins from butchering the best in Canadian humor. All in favor say aye...

I'd like to tack a rider onto that bill that prevents Jerry Collins in general.

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 77

But at least it allows me to post this for otherwise no reason:

Comes down the chimney on Christmas Eve
After we've all gone to bed
He's not all that nice or jolly
Until after he's been fed
He's got beady eyes, and yellow teeth
And his fur drops out when he molts
His tail kinda wiggles and dances and jiggles
Like a snake takin' 300 volts!

He's Cheesy (Cheesy!) the Christmas Rat
Long and smelly and pretty darn fat
Cheesy (Cheesy!) the Christmas Rat
Dropping a little surprise in your hat
Comes with a gift -- you don't have to beg
He's here to give everyone bubonic plague
Cheesy (Cheesy!) the Christmas Rat
And that's why everybody... should have a gun!

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

I propose new legislation that prohibits Jerry Collins from butchering the best in Canadian humor. All in favor say aye...

I'd like to tack a rider onto that bill that prevents Jerry Collins in general.

Yup,it's true,even Possum Lake has hoser Grinches....oh ,well...Merry Hollidays and Happy Xmas to the rest of you guys anyway! :D :lol: :D

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

p.s. I like the Xmas rat poem(Thank you Octan ol' sport) :D

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 106

Just for fun; "Hark,My Nephew Harold sings(Duct tape is good for many things)Beer cans and bottles line the hall,Lodge members snoring where they did fall,old man Sedgewick is fast asleep,rusting cars in a holiday heap,Hark!my nephew Harold sings(Duct tape is good for many things!)Hark! my nephew Harold sings(Duct tape is for many things!)

HUH

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

Yo!neo p, 8) check out the Red Green site(or the p.b.s. syndicated show)you'll get the gag :wink: enjoy your holiday time anyway kiddo! :D

AngryPuritan · Needs to get out more Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1361

HUH

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Green_Show

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Green_Show

I think I've seen this show before.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

See! :D even a total butmunch like Angry purina can find cool stuff!Ain't the internet fun?...and again gang,happy xmas,and Merry holidays! :wink: :D

Dr. Dos · Vociferator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 718

Angry purina

Somebody just got a new nickname.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

Feel free to use it Dr."D"(and a mitzvah filled chanuka,kool Kwanza,Merry Xmas to ye!) :D

The Flying Fox · Coadjutor Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Posts: 93

Once more, Jerry Collins manages to baffle all logic in the universe purely by typing.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 106

I said it once and Ill say it again
Jerry Collins is...

BRILLIANT!!!

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1091

I said it once and Ill say it again
Jerry Collins is...

BRILLIANT!!!

In a very

kind of way.

SquareMoogle · Vociferator Joined: 16 Dec 2004 Posts: 357

The real question is, does Jerry even REALIZE how much his years of substance abuse is somehow showing up in his typing?

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 105

I propose new legislation that prohibits Jerry Collins from butchering the best in Canadian humor. All in favor say aye...

I'd like to tack a rider onto that bill that prevents Jerry Collins in general.

I'd also like to tack on a rider appropriating $60 million for public funding of obscene art.

All in favor for the anti-J.C/naughty pictures bill?

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 548

Merry Xmas anyway,eh?

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 129

I really don't get why companies today have to call it "happy holidays" or "joyful winter tidings". Fuck that. I want Christmas. Some day, during Christmas time, I'm going to run through an office building with a santa outfit on blowing an airhorn shouting "MERRY CHRISTMAS! THE SON OF GOD OWNS YOU! CHRISTMAS! NYEEHEHEE!". I'm not Christian, but it'll be worth it to get...beat up by security.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 679

I really don't get why companies today have to call it "happy holidays" or "joyful winter tidings". Fuck that. I want Christmas. Some day, during Christmas time, I'm going to run through an office building with a santa outfit on blowing an airhorn shouting "MERRY CHRISTMAS! THE SON OF GOD OWNS YOU! CHRISTMAS! NYEEHEHEE!". I'm not Christian, but it'll be worth it to get...beat up by security.

It's to avoid lawsuits. That's "lawsuites" for the furries reading.

In my household we get all the fun of Christmas right to the 25th and then we kick off Hanukka that day and go another eight nights of fun which overlaps with New Years and that leads to two weeks of me sleeping off a giant hangover.