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EFudd
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Joined: 12 May 2005
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Posted: 12/6/2005 7:56:58 PM
Post subject: Add lyrics to a christmas carol |
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Some forums they have stories where users add a little portion of dialog to make a story. However, with the holidays approaching, and all the worn-out Christmas songs of the forties being played over and over again on the radio, it seemed a nessesity to "give a booster shot" to revitalize the holidays.
So, I thought A Christmas parody was needed. See my example below and see if you can add to, "Santa Claus is drunk again, in town"
You better not scream, you better not try
Santy claws will come and stab you in the eye.
Santy claws is drunk again, in town!
He pees on you while sleeping
He lies when you awake
Just give him back his forty
And he won't bake you a cake. |
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Dr. Dos
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Joined: 11 Oct 2004
Posts: 718
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Posted: 12/6/2005 8:10:09 PM
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http://dr_dos.box43.net/Books/Santa.txt
My uncle was a very disturbed child back in the 70s. |
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MagnusSkin
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Joined: 22 Nov 2005
Posts: 106
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Posted: 12/6/2005 10:14:31 PM
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| 50% of CYD users agree... I HAVE A KNIFE. GIVE ME YOUR WALLET! |
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GoManVanGogh
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Joined: 18 Nov 2003
Posts: 659
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Posted: 12/6/2005 11:58:50 PM
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Silfur got run over by a reindeer
Right before the furry Cabaret
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But somebody sure made MY Holiday!
It was at a winter FurCon
One that we won't soon forget
He was walking in a snowstorm
So his nipples would be at their most erect
When we went out to check on him
What we saw defied belief
Just a trail of bloody hoof-prints
And a well-worn pair of patent leather breifs
Silfur got run over by a reindeer
Right before the furry Cabaret
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But somebody sure made MY Holiday!
Now the dealer's rooms in mourning
Bunch of melancholy folks
Guess it's quite a tribulation
To have lost the punchline to most of your jokes
All the fursuits have black ribbons
Every tail's hanging low
But we take comfort in one thought
This is probably how he would want to go
Silfur got run over by a reindeer
Right before the furry Cabaret
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But somebody sure made MY Holiday!
And the con staff is befuddled
They just dont know what to do
With this Yuletide hit-and-run job
It's not likely there will be a FurCon 2
All the lifestylers are whining
And they think this really sucks
But don't blame it on the reindeer
Y'see... I'M the one who slipped 'em 50 bucks!
Silfur got run over by a reindeer
Right before the furry Cabaret
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But somebody sure made MY Holiday! |
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LoKi
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Joined: 09 Mar 2005
Posts: 262
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Posted: 12/8/2005 4:27:12 PM
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| Speaking of furries getting run over, Yappy got hit by a car at MFF 05. :O |
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 12/8/2005 6:49:32 PM
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Speaking of furries getting run over, Yappy got hit by a car at MFF 05. :O
Yappy got run over by a Yugo
At the the Midwest Furfest Friday night
You can say that Furry's not a fetish
But wanting to be road-kill just ain't right |
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MonicaKitty
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Joined: 24 Feb 2005
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Posted: 12/8/2005 8:34:03 PM
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Speaking of furries getting run over, Yappy got hit by a car at MFF 05. :O
Was the car okay? I'm concerned for its well-being. =( |
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Dr. Dos
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Joined: 11 Oct 2004
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Posted: 12/8/2005 9:17:47 PM
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Speaking of furries getting run over, Yappy got hit by a car at MFF 05. :O
Yappy got run over by a Yugo
At the the Midwest Furfest Friday night
You can say that Furry's not a fetish
But wanting to be road-kill just ain't right
Thank you for making this thread non-retarded. |
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CrazyBomber
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Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 137
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Posted: 12/8/2005 9:23:40 PM
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Speaking of furries getting run over, Yappy got hit by a car at MFF 05. :O
Was the car okay? I'm concerned for its well-being. =(
Don't worry, Monica.
The body of a Yugo is strong enough to withstand such impact. |
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 12/8/2005 10:57:22 PM
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Speaking of furries getting run over, Yappy got hit by a car at MFF 05. :O
Yappy got run over by a Yugo
At the the Midwest Furfest Friday night
You can say that Furry's not a fetish
But wanting to be road-kill just ain't right
Thank you for making this thread non-retarded.
Meh. |
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EFudd
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Joined: 12 May 2005
Posts: 139
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Posted: 12/9/2005 5:55:35 AM
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LoKi wrote:
Speaking of furries getting run over, Yappy got hit by a car at MFF 05. :O
MonicaKitty wrote:
Was the car okay? I'm concerned for its well-being. =(
Don't worry, Monica.
The body of a Yugo is strong enough to withstand such impact.
Wow really? Maybe I should consider getting a Yugo for a trade in to protect me from the "Big rigs" |
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Captain Cowgirl
Needs to get out more
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 1091
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Posted: 12/9/2005 6:54:05 AM
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Speaking of furries getting run over, Yappy got hit by a car at MFF 05. :O
HOLY SHIT ghdfghjklhgfd
WAS HE IN COSTUME |
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